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Chocky 17-08-2015 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 12531599)
It's only pronounced that way in Spanish. The locals say it like in English.

And the majority of the Spanish speaking world don't do that lisping shit anyway.

PalaceMonkey 17-08-2015 04:10 PM

Alan Parry kept calling santi cazorla, cathorla during the the match yesterday.
that annoyed me

Malaga Eagle 17-08-2015 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PalaceMonkey (Post 12531754)
Alan Parry kept calling santi cazorla, cathorla during the the match yesterday.
that annoyed me

But it is cos he from "Andaluthia" Scorchio!!

Chocky 17-08-2015 04:28 PM

Ex Malaga rent boy homothethual.

Breaking rocks 17-08-2015 10:16 PM

Premier League match officials.

Hedgehog 18-08-2015 02:29 AM

Websites that get redesigned for wide screen monitors when I still have a fairly square one.

It's really annoying when the log-in/log-out button is off the screen.

GorBlimey 18-08-2015 02:45 AM

People too mean to update their technology so they moan about it instead.

:D

Hedgehog 18-08-2015 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12532571)
People too mean to update their technology so they moan about it instead.

:D

But if I buy a new monitor, it would have to be wireless, which would mean I would want a wireless keyboard and mouse, then my old computer wouldn't support these and my internet would be too slow, so I would have to upgrade my service... hell I might as well buy a Mac Book or some expensive system because if I'm upgrading - hell I might as well...

All this because a web designer made a home page for wide screen monitors. :p

Jack Regan 18-08-2015 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12531728)
And the majority of the Spanish speaking world don't do that lisping shit anyway.

Yeah, but what about pronouncing a J and a G as an H ?

I was watching Meet the Fockers the other day and Gaylord Fockers alleged son was called Jorge, pronounced 'Hor-Hay'

That's not right.

art malice 18-08-2015 05:12 PM

Kirsty Gallacher and Jim White's 'banter'. Give it a fvcking rest

EagleSE24 18-08-2015 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12521096)
The guy I often sit next to waiting for me to leave every day and then saying "Oh, I'll come with you". Meaning I have to spend another 25 mins talking about work on the tube ride. Commuting is pretty much the only time of day I get to myself and I don't want to spend it making small talk. I just want to listen to something or read.

He's on leave! :lux:

Chocky 18-08-2015 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12532626)
Yeah, but what about pronouncing a J and a G as an H ?

I was watching Meet the Fockers the other day and Gaylord Fockers alleged son was called Jorge, pronounced 'Hor-Hay'

That's not right.

Málaga have signed a player called Juan Carlos but he is known as Juanka. It will be a titter for the ex pat supporters. :)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI6h20SWoAA5sA8.jpg

Full kit Juanka on the beach.

Juan Sheet turned them down.

glenn.f 18-08-2015 09:32 PM

My missus tonight for opting to pay the useless stepsons months rent in advance on his new flat while the little shitehawk has made no attempt to put money aside. Even when I do get him out there's more pain in the wallet.

NorthPalace23 18-08-2015 09:37 PM

The modern pronunciation of 'leverage' and, even more 'research'!!!

NorthPalace23 18-08-2015 09:39 PM

.. and why is Depay = Memphis? Would Delaney be allowed Damian on his shirt!?

GorBlimey 18-08-2015 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthPalace23 (Post 12533769)
.. and why is Depay = Memphis? Would Delaney be allowed Damian on his shirt!?

He's disowned his family name due to problems with his father - doesn't want it associated with his success apparently.

Wolfnipplechips 18-08-2015 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12533399)
Kirsty Gallacher and Jim White's 'banter'. Give it a fvcking rest

Shut up.

Kirsty can do WHATEVER she likes.

Going forward.

Stavros 69 18-08-2015 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12533819)
Shut up.

Kirsty can do WHATEVER she likes.

Going forward.

I quite like the other one.

gilesy14 18-08-2015 11:27 PM

Dogs in restaurants

gilesy14 18-08-2015 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthPalace23 (Post 12533769)
.. and why is Depay = Memphis? Would Delaney be allowed Damian on his shirt!?

No. Probably because it's DAMIEN.

gilesy14 18-08-2015 11:39 PM

People spelling football players names incorrectly.

andyocpfc 18-08-2015 11:42 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gilesy14 (Post 12533931)
People spelling football players names incorrectly.


Or people spelling Steve Parish's surname Parrish! He's been the chairman 5 years and it still happens on here regularly - strike a light!

westsussexeagle 19-08-2015 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12530829)
English people who pronounce the c in Barcelona as th. They sound like C*nts. I don't care if it's how it should be pronounced, no one is impressed.

In this vein football commentators, yes it could just be their very existence but in this case those who decide to pick on odd individual foreign players and try and pronounce their names 'properly' see above and Santi Cathorla. For instance I have no idea if Luka Mordric's surname should be pronounced 'Mouurdrch'. Perhaps it should. IF they want to do that then they should make sure they get everyone's name correct.

Oh and Glen Hoddle - WTF is counter acting?

Jim Cannon 19-08-2015 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 12533934)
Or people spelling Steve Parish's surname Parrish! He's been the chairman 5 years and it's till happens on here regularly - strike a light!

anybody who refers to Scott Dann as "Danns" goes straight on ignore for me

GorBlimey 19-08-2015 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12533990)
anybody who refers to Scott Dann as "Danns" goes straight on ignore for me

Bolaise anyone?

How tricky is Bolasie?

Hedgehog 19-08-2015 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12532626)
Yeah, but what about pronouncing a J and a G as an H ?

We have a guy at work who's first name is Xavier. And it is not X-avier, but Javier or Havi-air.

Where does that one fit in?

evvo111 19-08-2015 10:45 AM

Getting offered a job by the NHS, after being unemployed for what seems ages, and then told they aren't going forward with it due to my sickness record (from a previous job with the NHS) which was due to my brother dying and my subsequent battle with my ever re-occurring friend depression.

BB Bob 19-08-2015 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gilesy14 (Post 12533911)
Dogs in restaurants

You need to eat less Korean food....

Jack Regan 19-08-2015 02:12 PM

20 or 30 year old idiots on the BBS talking about players the same age as themselves and referring to them as 'the boy'.

CrawleyEagle 19-08-2015 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12534033)
Bolaise anyone?

How tricky is Bolasie?

About as tricky as Calvin Andrews

mroakley9 19-08-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthPalace23 (Post 12533769)
.. and why is Depay = Memphis? Would Delaney be allowed Damian on his shirt!?

The worst is Hulk. It was just a nickname given to him and now he's got it on the back of his shirt. If my name was Givanildo Vieira de Sousa, I'd definitely be wearing that with pride.

Oddjob 19-08-2015 02:37 PM

People after a match who can see you have been to the game and ask you the score, if you cared that much you'd know - plus it always only happens when we lose.

Jim Cannon 19-08-2015 02:41 PM

Phoning the bank and after it ringing for ages, a message saying all of our staff are busy then cutting me off

Chocky 19-08-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12534602)
The worst is Hulk. It was just a nickname given to him and now he's got it on the back of his shirt. If my name was Givanildo Vieira de Sousa, I'd definitely be wearing that with pride.

In Spain Cabballero had his first name Willy on his shirt. Can't think why he had to change that in England.

pallet 19-08-2015 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 12534230)
Getting offered a job by the NHS, after being unemployed for what seems ages, and then told they aren't going forward with it due to my sickness record (from a previous job with the NHS) which was due to my brother dying and my subsequent battle with my ever re-occurring friend depression.

Keep your head your head up mate.
Sending and applying for jobs to be rang back by a recruitment consultant weeks later trying to convince you to take a job you have not applied for, is lees than the salary you are on now and have no interest in.

in-exile 19-08-2015 03:46 PM

The so crap MoneySuperMarket add! So homo but even if you were, you would hate it! SHIT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-5AxFtf_n4

Jack Regan 19-08-2015 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12534046)
We have a guy at work who's first name is Xavier. And it is not X-avier, but Javier or Havi-air.

Where dies that one fit in?

I'd say that'd be 'Zavier' ?

in-exile 19-08-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12534740)
I'd say that'd be 'Zavier' ?

Just call him Bob!

Jack Regan 19-08-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12534671)
In Spain Cabballero had his first name Willy on his shirt. Can't think why he had to change that in England.

Ruddock had 'RAZOR' on the back of his shirt whilst playing for us. Thankfully the useless bastard got fined for it.

elgin eagle 19-08-2015 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrawleyEagle (Post 12534596)
About as tricky as Calvin Andrews

But not nearly as tricky as Calvin Andrew ;)

viking's no1 19-08-2015 04:35 PM

winkers

Chocky 19-08-2015 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12534740)
I'd say that'd be 'Zavier' ?

X in Spanish especially oop north is Ch. As in Xavi=Chavi or Chabi. Lets not get into the bloody v and b shit either otherwise BVB Bob will top himself if he comes to Spain.

A BMW is a BMV as well. Lazy bastards can't be arsed to say doble on the end. It's like us calling it a BMU because we can't be bothered to say the double before U. Bollocks.

EagleSE24 19-08-2015 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12534818)
X in Spanish especially oop north is Ch. As in Xavi=Chavi or Chabi. Lets not get into the bloody v and b shit either otherwise BVB Bob will top himself if he comes to Spain.

A BMW is a BMV as well. Lazy bastards can't be arsed to say doble on the end. It's like us calling it a BMU because we can't be bothered to say the double before U. Bollocks.

What do they do with all that time they're saving?

Chocky 19-08-2015 04:53 PM

Sleep or take bank holidays.

CT_Palace 19-08-2015 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12534818)
Lets not get into the bloody v and b shit either otherwise BVB Bob will top himself if he comes to Spain.

:D

My father-in-law would be bery bery confused by that.

civil eagle 20-08-2015 09:16 PM

Trying to watch Netflix via the Wii, the Wii controller might be great for playing tennis with but it's a crap TV remote

dweedman 23-08-2015 12:47 AM

When you're playing online poker, raise preflop with pocket sixes, someone calls and the board ends up being 3-A-7-6-J, three sixes, surely you have the best hand? But no, this bonehead called my preflop raise with f*cking 4-5 offsuit, and wins with his absurd 3-7 straight.

A bit specific, but incredibly aggravating nonetheless.

cappuccinoeagle 23-08-2015 01:24 AM

People who don't cut their hedges

CT_Palace 23-08-2015 02:26 AM

people who disagree with what you say but haven't got the balls (or the brains) to state their own point of view.

sydney eagle 23-08-2015 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12541075)
People who don't cut their hedges

. http://i.imgur.com/MXsw5ba.png

Hedgehog 23-08-2015 03:30 AM

Nice plates...

CT_Palace 23-08-2015 03:31 AM

Do you mean the best china? So best it never gets used?

Hedgehog 23-08-2015 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12541163)
Do you mean the best china? So best it never gets used?

My mother-in-law has a similar display - plates that is, not the other!

evvo111 23-08-2015 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sydney eagle (Post 12541133)

That Fellaini gets everywhere.

Isle of Wight 23-08-2015 02:01 PM

Grealish

Little Fozzie 23-08-2015 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12541027)
When you're playing online poker, raise preflop with pocket sixes, someone calls and the board ends up being 3-A-7-6-J, three sixes, surely you have the best hand? But no, this bonehead called my preflop raise with f*cking 4-5 offsuit, and wins with his absurd 3-7 straight.

A bit specific, but incredibly aggravating nonetheless.

People who think that other people care about their bad beats

dweedman 23-08-2015 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 12542021)
People who think that other people care about their bad beats

People who post stuff like this. -_-

Little Fozzie 23-08-2015 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12542068)
People who post stuff like this. -_-

Ha sorry. Though tbf it is a genuine annoyance!

Pistol Knight 23-08-2015 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 12541570)
That Fellaini gets everywhere.

Thats Ledley upside down :D

Tony Montana 23-08-2015 08:21 PM

people that get into a lift the floor after you and press the ground floor button, even though I've already pressed it and it's clearly lit up. It's like they don't trust the fact that the button has already been pressed and they need to make absolutely sure.

westsussexeagle 23-08-2015 09:05 PM

Companies (especially Banks) that change their websites because apparently they are tailoring it especially for ME. Well they're clearly not because I was perfectly happy with the old site.

Chocky 23-08-2015 09:19 PM

Sky Sport's insistance now that the English season has started that anyone gives a flying shit about Gerard, Lampard and Keane and the MLS load of bollocks.

gcwhite 23-08-2015 09:30 PM

Bafétimbi Gomis's goal celebration.

danpalace07 23-08-2015 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12542366)
Sky Sport's insistance now that the English season has started that anyone gives a flying shit about Gerard, Lampard and Keane and the MLS load of bollocks.

found myself watching an MLS game while testing Kodi streams. Proper grim stuff, little technical ability there and the defending is questionable.

davech 23-08-2015 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 12542290)
people that get into a lift the floor after you and press the ground floor button, even though I've already pressed it and it's clearly lit up. It's like they don't trust the fact that the button has already been pressed and they need to make absolutely sure.

Not as bad as the jerks that get into the lift and press a button to go up when it is quite clearly going down.

FORZA SELHURST 23-08-2015 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12536636)
Trying to watch Netflix via the Wii, the Wii controller might be great for playing tennis with but it's a crap TV remote

Stick a chromecast in the back of your tv then get the netflix app for your phone/tablet. Works really well.

pallet 23-08-2015 11:30 PM

People on planes who rush to stand up when it lands, knowing they can't go anywhere.

Isle of Wight 23-08-2015 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westsussexeagle (Post 12542349)
Companies (especially Banks) that change their websites because apparently they are tailoring it especially for ME. Well they're clearly not because I was perfectly happy with the old site.

Aargh and the BBC who think we need a shiny new one where they hide all the buttons to make it look clean and you can't find ******* anything. ******* design ***** are so up their own arses.:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

Can't wait for the new BBS front page :p

Always Offside 23-08-2015 11:38 PM

Unacceptable:
1. adjective

adjective: unacceptable
1. not satisfactory or allowable.

2. Two fingers: an action already performed! :p

Nork1 23-08-2015 11:49 PM

The whistler in the AW. Just watched the highlights on MOTD, it sounded like they'd overdubbed the soundtrack with an episode of One Man and His Dog.

Chillo 23-08-2015 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12542555)
The whistler in the AW. Just watched the highlights on MOTD, it sounded like they'd overdubbed the soundtrack with an episode of One Man and His Dog.

Which block, Nork?

LLCOOLSTEVE 24-08-2015 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12542525)
People on planes who rush to stand up when it lands, knowing they can't go anywhere.


There must be people on here that do this and would like to explain themselves

Nork1 24-08-2015 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chillo (Post 12542566)
Which block, Nork?

Dunno about yesterday but last time I sat there it was V.

FORZA SELHURST 24-08-2015 12:11 AM

I must say it does do my ears in whenever sat back there, maybe I'm a little sensitive. There's worse things I suppose. I should probably bring my actual sheepdog whistle and give a little back.

TopKnot 24-08-2015 12:45 AM

He's not actually been that bad in the last couple of seasons, someone must have told him to tone it down. used to be super annoying though, whistling along to each song and chant at super high piercing volume.

cappuccinoeagle 24-08-2015 02:15 AM

The banal players tweets that MOTD and MOTD2 insist on reading out during match analysis
Media referring to Watford as a London side, they're not they are from Hertfordshire

danpalace07 24-08-2015 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12542525)
People on planes who rush to stand up when it lands, knowing they can't go anywhere.

wankers. Bet they're the kind of people who make a point of shouting at people to move down the train when it's clear it's packed

mroakley9 24-08-2015 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 12542569)
There must be people on here that do this and would like to explain themselves

I do it sometimes because I'm around 6 foot 4, and after a while in those little seats that were obviously made for ants, I just need to stand up and stretch my legs

GorBlimey 24-08-2015 05:12 AM

Airlines still adding a fuel surcharge to ticket prices when the price of oil has more than halved.

Profiteering bastards.

SA Eagle 24-08-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 12542514)
Not as bad as the jerks that get into the lift and press a button to go up when it is quite clearly going down.

The best are the knobheads who get in and don't press anything, expecting someone else to press for them, and then look in amazement when the lift doesn't stop at their floor.

Jim Cannon 24-08-2015 11:33 PM

Been done to death, but tube escalator etiquette: FFS DO NOT STAND ON THE FECKING LEFT YOU MORONS

Oddjob 25-08-2015 10:08 AM

Been done to death, but people walking whilst staring at their mobile phones: FFS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING, FACEBOOK DOES NOT MATTER YOU MORONS !

elgin eagle 25-08-2015 10:14 AM

Been done to death, but previously alive teenagers playing their music at maximum volume so you have to shout your head off to get them to hear you to come downstairs for breakfast.

TopKnot 25-08-2015 01:08 PM

Toilets in America. Why are they so wide and shallow and full of water? Its like taking a dump in a wok full of water about an inch away from your arse.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 25-08-2015 01:12 PM

Pony weather in August.

mroakley9 25-08-2015 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12544167)
Been done to death, but tube escalator etiquette: FFS DO NOT STAND ON THE FECKING LEFT YOU MORONS

Unless, of course, you're in Australia. Then stand on the FUCKING LEFT.

weltklasse 25-08-2015 01:14 PM

Children telling you to turn your loud music down or wanting to listen to ed sheernan when they are in the car:veryangry

little al 25-08-2015 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 12544724)
Children telling you to turn your loud music down or wanting to listen to ed sheernan when they are in the car:veryangry

You could have stopped after the first word.

Chris K 25-08-2015 01:53 PM

Getting to work an hour early only to find the systems are down for at least an hour

Jack Regan 25-08-2015 03:15 PM

Since when did it become acceptable to say 'say again' instead of 'pardon'?

Yet more bastardisation of the English language.

'Can I get a latte?'

'No, you tosser, but you can HAVE a latte'

Idiots.

Vendy 25-08-2015 04:00 PM

Sales rep visited me today and didn't stop scratching inside his nose or rubbing the fecking thing, it was bloody constant and then the fecker wanted to shake my hand when he left!

CT_Palace 25-08-2015 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12544723)
Unless, of course, you're in Australia. Then stand on the FACKING LEFT.

EFA

The Norwoodsman 25-08-2015 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12544167)
Been done to death, but tube escalator etiquette: FFS DO NOT STAND ON THE FECKING LEFT YOU MORONS

I swore at some tourists at Leicester Square tube recently for not only standing on the left, but actually taking bastard selfies of themselves whilst doing it.

In hindsight it probably should have been an uppercut to the back of the head.

CT_Palace 25-08-2015 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12544718)
Toilets in America. Why are they so wide and shallow and full of water? Its like taking a dump in a wok full of water about an inch away from your arse.

This. Taking a piss is like having a shower. Splashback central.

stinky 25-08-2015 04:21 PM

Mark Ritson

Mad Max 25-08-2015 04:23 PM

Going into high street coffee chains and asking for a Coffee then getting `that` look and being asked which one and when you reply "flat white" they don`t know what you`re talking about.:veryangry

Icy 25-08-2015 04:29 PM

West Ham shitheads that still believe they finished above us last season / still believe they are in the Europa League.

Chocky 25-08-2015 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 12545067)
West Ham shitheads that still believe they finished above us last season / still believe they are in the Europa League.

/still shit /still deluded c*nts.

Mad Max 25-08-2015 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 12545067)
West Ham shitheads that still believe they finished above us last season / still believe they are in the Europa League.

And the west ham way :veryangry

pallet 25-08-2015 04:48 PM

West Ham shit heads who think they are going to sell out the Olympic stadium every week.


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