Flipping auto correct :)

Bogale and Gavaskar are also cure for insomnia:

Mind you speaking of bias, Ian Smith is up there

Straya have the ball tamperer back as captain - cricket's moral decline continues

Didn’t realise Buttler had dropped two. Just seen the second.

Frankly, that’s f’kin embarrassing. Absolutely pathetic.

He hardly moved not sure what he was doing. Even kids are told to get your body behind the ball

To be fair the bright pink ball is tricky to see…… :rolleyes:

Oh yes, can blind you

lol

:D

If I dropped that in the stiffs as a replacement ‘keeper I’d be embarrassed and definitely wearing the “Dick of the day” T shirt.

Root is going to bowl we are saved

Stokes strikes finally

A decent morning I must say. Root getting a wicket was good to see, maybe Burns can bowl next :)

Looks like nothing happening now.
I don’t think we’ve bowled bad but luck not gone our way and inadequate catching has cost us this match.

That and more poor selections.

Looks like Smith May score a ton where is my mate Malarkey he is good with vexing. I have to do it on his behalf now :)

Wait until we have a bat :D

And when we do, please remember we're in Australia. The score is wickets for runs, not runs for wickets. Just a note to help save any confusion

:D :D

Wake up to see Woakes still can’t but a wicket in Oz. Who knew? Not the analysts.

Head gets a very thick edge that somehow doesn’t carry. Are we to assume they’re stood forty yards back because it might give Buttler a better chance to soft pouch a spooner?

It’s pretty awful again. We’re poking some fun at the analysts here but there are serious questions to answer about how much simple stuff they are getting so very wrong.

It’s day 2 of just the 2nd test and England have so far created 13 nicks this series, only 3 have resulted in wickets. Dropped 7 catches so far.

That is absolutely woeful