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henryhallandhisbasque 10-02-2015 05:18 PM

Walking into a two cubicle supermarket toilet desperate for a massive dump and finding trap one has just a spinning wheel with no toilet paper on it, no lock on the door and splattered excrement all over the floor, whilst trap two is securely occupied on a long term tenancy by a man talking on a mobile phone and wet farting in unison.

Chocky 10-02-2015 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racehorse-80s (Post 12235483)
People who ask you a question then immediately ask someone else the same question to confirm your answer .

Can anyone confirm if he's right?

Iron Eagle 10-02-2015 05:22 PM

Slow pavement weavers.

cranesparkeagle 10-02-2015 05:29 PM

Being delayed by barmen or teabar staff at football grounds because they can't work the cash register, Seems endemic at Premier league football clubs

racehorse-80s 10-02-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12235530)
Can anyone confirm if he's right?

:D

danpalace07 10-02-2015 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racehorse-80s (Post 12235483)
People who ask you a question then immediately ask someone else the same question to confirm your answer .

When you're talking to someone after they've obviously finished listening to someone else but the other people carries on speaking over you. Just do one. That's probably one of the quickest ways to piss me off.

chrisophiex 10-02-2015 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12235471)
Red trousers.

Posh. End of.

chrisophiex 10-02-2015 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranesparkeagle (Post 12235556)
Being delayed by barmen or teabar staff at football grounds because they can't work the cash register, Seems endemic at Premier league football clubs

Against modern tills.

CT_Palace 10-02-2015 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henryhallandhisbasque (Post 12235525)
Walking into a two cubicle supermarket toilet desperate for a massive dump and finding trap one has just a spinning wheel with no toilet paper on it, no lock on the door and splattered excrement all over the floor, whilst trap two is securely occupied on a long term tenancy by a man talking on a mobile phone and wet farting in unison.

ever pooed yourself in public thread is waiting

chrisophiex 10-02-2015 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12235622)
When you're talking to someone after they've obviously finished listening to someone else but the other people carries on speaking over you. Just do one. That's probably one of the quickest ways to piss me off.

This is similar I think, unless you mean the same as below :)

When you're involved in a conversation with a couple of other people, and the person talking is exclusively directing their chat to the person next to you. The person next to you walks off, or becomes distracted with something , and the person talking then directs it at you, as some sort of conversation sloppy second .

chav_hater 10-02-2015 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henryhallandhisbasque (Post 12235525)
Walking into a two cubicle supermarket toilet desperate for a massive dump and finding trap one has just a spinning wheel with no toilet paper on it, no lock on the door and splattered excrement all over the floor, whilst trap two is securely occupied on a long term tenancy by a man talking on a mobile phone and wet farting in unison.

Sounds like the goose in croydon...

Salad_Burnet 10-02-2015 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12235283)
What restaurants are they? Obviously shit ones where they will clear the table when one person hasn't finished. Badly trained tossers.

It's usually when I've turned up by myself, and it's usually Indian or Chinese restaurants that do it. The last time was in the Chinese in Shirley, opposite the other chinese restaurant.

They do it at Indian restaurants if they can see you're p____d, which is fair enough in my book.

3 Beers at HT 10-02-2015 10:09 PM

Ignorant f*ckers who get on a bus and open up a window because "it's a bit stuffy" whilst wearing a hat, coat, scarf and gloves.....

Take your coat off you c*nt, the rest of us don't want the freezing wind blowing around our ears :grrr:

cantspell 10-02-2015 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 12236251)
Ignorant f*ckers who get on a bus and open up a window because "it's a bit stuffy" whilst wearing a hat, coat, scarf and gloves.....

Take your coat off you c*nt, the rest of us don't want the freezing wind blowing around our ears :grrr:

You'd like the woman that gets on my train every day - gets on and then demands everyone to open the windows

Salad_Burnet 10-02-2015 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 12236251)
Ignorant f*ckers who get on a bus and open up a window because "it's a bit stuffy" whilst wearing a hat, coat, scarf and gloves.....

Take your coat off you c*nt, the rest of us don't want the freezing wind blowing around our ears :grrr:

I always open a few windows, to let the smell of fried chicken escape and to reduce the noise of someone chatting crap into their phones.

The trick is to wear as much clothing as possible to avoid calateral loss of heat.

cappuccinoeagle 10-02-2015 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russboy (Post 12234037)
Eddie Redmayne

Harsh,fabulous actor.
What annoys me are 'journeyman' actors who do the same old mediocre parts,year in,year out,raking in the money. Examples,John Nettles,William Roache,Steve McFadden.

Skiddo 10-02-2015 10:32 PM

Anybody that thinks Dapper Laughs is funny.

cappuccinoeagle 10-02-2015 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12236285)
Anybody that thinks Dapper Laughs is funny.

Anyone that thinks Celebrity Juice is funny

Stavros 69 10-02-2015 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12235664)
Posh. End of.

Every man should have a red pair of trousers.

danpalace07 11-02-2015 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12235681)
This is similar I think, unless you mean the same as below :)

When you're involved in a conversation with a couple of other people, and the person talking is exclusively directing their chat to the person next to you. The person next to you walks off, or becomes distracted with something , and the person talking then directs it at you, as some sort of conversation sloppy second .

similar but not the same. I mean when you're with 2 other people and you want to tell one of them something but have to wait patiently until it appears that the other person has finished. Then you start talking but get interrupted as the other person continues where they left off like you're not even there.

olly cromwell 11-02-2015 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12236785)
similar but not the same. I mean when you're with 2 other people and you want to tell one of them something but h.

shut it............. I was talking

Skiddo 11-02-2015 12:26 PM

Things that annoy you
 
People's inability to hold private conversations to arrange gatherings and events, and therefore decide the best way to talk about going for drinks somewhere is writing it on someone's Facebook so it comes up on everyone's News Feed.

"Hey missed u bestie! Drinks on Friday? xxxx"
"U know me hun, I'm there for a cheeky cocktail or 7 lmao! Xx"
"Rofl, come to mine for 7 then will go to Tracey's for pre-drinkies before Yates. Bring ya dancing shoes hun! xxx"
"Lookin 4wd to it already babez!xxx"

And so on & so on.

Whatever happened to picking up the phone and calling the person to arrange something. Or text them? Why in the name of all things holy does anybody else need to know these details?

You think you can get away from it by deleting these people or unfollowing them but it still somehow manages to pop up on the main page.

Brett 11-02-2015 02:31 PM

Colleagues who stand over you at the print, blow out a huge sigh and then ask how much printing you are doing.

A) it's none ya business; B) you work in a council - seriously, how important is what you want the printer for and C) you saw me at the printer before you got out of your chair so why didn't you just ******* wait?

switchboard 11-02-2015 03:11 PM

Unilad, banterlad, sportslad ladbible, etc etc.... Bore off.

jobiinthelastmi 11-02-2015 03:30 PM

People who moan about "modern football" Yet sit down every night and tune into Sky1 :hi:

Jimmy cabbie 11-02-2015 03:38 PM

People who deliberately talk loudly so you can hear them even if you are not remotely interested. They speak at a normal volume then it suddenly increases ..
"Yes should be a multi million pound deal and I'll be running the project myself" whilst on the phome or in the a Sainsburys queue " got Jools Holland coming round on Saturday for drinks .. My husband used to work with him" .. You get the picture. Whatever you do DON'T look at them or ask them about it.. That's what they want !!

ConCPFC 11-02-2015 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by switchboard (Post 12237290)
Unilad, banterlad, sportslad ladbible, etc etc.... Bore off.

Good shout. Add to that people saying 'LAD' when someone is acting like a ****.

"Sebastian had 7 Jager bombs last night and threw up all over Alistair's wall in his uni halls. What a LAD."

Bantersarus Rex, Archbiship of Banterbury, LADotelli.

They are at the forefront of a new breed of total ***** among young men these days

Gooders 12-02-2015 10:38 AM

Leaf blowers

Scrumpy 12-02-2015 10:41 AM

Blacks






































































That shop is far too expensive

Far East Eagle 12-02-2015 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12237427)
Good shout. Add to that people saying 'LAD' when someone is acting like a ****.

"Sebastian had 7 Jager bombs last night and threw up all over Alistair's wall in his uni halls. What a LAD."

Bantersarus Rex, Archbiship of Banterbury, LADotelli.

They are at the forefront of a new breed of total ***** among young men these days

Always makes me laugh because 'lad' is Irish slag for dick :D

Far East Eagle 12-02-2015 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 12236251)
Ignorant f*ckers who get on a bus and open up a window because "it's a bit stuffy" whilst wearing a hat, coat, scarf and gloves.....

Take your coat off you c*nt, the rest of us don't want the freezing wind blowing around our ears :grrr:

oh yes!

In China, in winter it is cold, in the South especially there is no heating in doors, but the Chinese have this idea that in stuffy rooms in winter, you'll get sick. So what they do is, have ALL the windows and doors open in the winter. So you will be teaching on a ******* cold day, go into the classroom and every window and door is open, all this kids are wearing 2 coats, jumpers, gloves, scarves and the rest of it and they tell you that its 'for their healthy'! Used to spend the months for October to March in a rage.

Jimmy cabbie 12-02-2015 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12237427)
Good shout. Add to that people saying 'LAD' when someone is acting like a ****.

"Sebastian had 7 Jager bombs last night and threw up all over Alistair's wall in his uni halls. What a LAD."

Bantersarus Rex, Archbiship of Banterbury, LADotelli.

They are at the forefront of a new breed of total ***** among young men these days

That bloke who threw the coin last night .. What a "lad"

viking's no1 12-02-2015 12:10 PM

Cabella's stupid haircut

Icy 12-02-2015 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12236970)
People's inability to hold private conversations to arrange gatherings and events, and therefore decide the best way to talk about going for drinks somewhere is writing it on someone's Facebook so it comes up on everyone's News Feed.

"Hey missed u bestie! Drinks on Friday? xxxx"
"U know me hun, I'm there for a cheeky cocktail or 7 lmao! Xx"
"Rofl, come to mine for 7 then will go to Tracey's for pre-drinkies before Yates. Bring ya dancing shoes hun! xxx"
"Lookin 4wd to it already babez!xxx"

And so on & so on.

Whatever happened to picking up the phone and calling the person to arrange something. Or text them? Why in the name of all things holy does anybody else need to know these details?

You think you can get away from it by deleting these people or unfollowing them but it still somehow manages to pop up on the main page.

Facebook full stop. Colossal pile of wank for stalkers and the lonely. Add in anyone over the age of 14 using text speak, in particular LOL, ROFL etc. Using it makes you sound ********.

Stavros 69 12-02-2015 02:37 PM

People who spit on the floor/street

civil eagle 12-02-2015 03:12 PM

Legal rulings that use the phrases like 'sufficent regularity' what does that mean once a year, once every two months, every hour

Skiddo 12-02-2015 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by switchboard (Post 12237290)
Unilad, banterlad, sportslad ladbible, etc etc.... Bore off.


The comments sections on their pages are used by braindead piss-stains.

Chocky 12-02-2015 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy cabbie (Post 12237331)
People who deliberately talk loudly so you can hear them even if you are not remotely interested. They speak at a normal volume then it suddenly increases ..
"Yes should be a multi million pound deal and I'll be running the project myself" whilst on the phome or in the a Sainsburys queue " got Jools Holland coming round on Saturday for drinks .. My husband used to work with him" .. You get the picture. Whatever you do DON'T look at them or ask them about it.. That's what they want !!

cough MOLLY SUGDEN cough.

Chocky 12-02-2015 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 12240188)
Facebook full stop. Colossal pile of wank for stalkers and the lonely. Add in anyone over the age of 14 using text speak, in particular LOL, ROFL etc. Using it makes you sound ********.

OMG you are spot on LOOOOOOOL!!!!

And people who say "OMG" deserve an axe in their heads.

the drexciyan 12-02-2015 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12239761)
oh yes!

In China, in winter it is cold, in the South especially there is no heating in doors, but the Chinese have this idea that in stuffy rooms in winter, you'll get sick. So what they do is, have ALL the windows and doors open in the winter. So you will be teaching on a ******* cold day, go into the classroom and every window and door is open, all this kids are wearing 2 coats, jumpers, gloves, scarves and the rest of it and they tell you that its 'for their healthy'! Used to spend the months for October to March in a rage.

Same with scandanavians, to the extent where babies sleep outside in their prams, down to -7. What this means for me is my wife opens up and airs out in this climate and is then laid back to the fact the whole place has turned into an ice box.

the drexciyan 12-02-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy cabbie (Post 12237331)
People who deliberately talk loudly so you can hear them even if you are not remotely interested. They speak at a normal volume then it suddenly increases ..
"Yes should be a multi million pound deal and I'll be running the project myself" whilst on the phome or in the a Sainsburys queue " got Jools Holland coming round on Saturday for drinks .. My husband used to work with him" .. You get the picture. Whatever you do DON'T look at them or ask them about it.. That's what they want !!

The worst exponents of this seem to be teenage girls who are desperate for attention. On the train down to the airport the other day one girl proceeded to give her whole life story and slate her family to bits, pissing the entire carriage off, then call her uncle Barry and very politely ask for a lift from Three Bridges.

racehorse-80s 12-02-2015 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12240680)
OMG you are spot on LOOOOOOOL!!!!

And people who say "OMG" deserve an axe in their heads.

PMSL

Oddjob 12-02-2015 07:49 PM

Bad nachos

Chocky 12-02-2015 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12240759)
Bad nachos

Good name for a rock band.

cappuccinoeagle 12-02-2015 09:04 PM

Customers who are being served in shops,but keep their headphones/earphones clamped on their ears - height of rudeness.
Conversely,also a shop assistant on a till with no customers,who had her arms crossed(bad body language) and was chewing gum too.

Chocky 12-02-2015 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12240880)
Customers who are being served in shops,but keep their headphones/earphones clamped on their ears - height of rudeness.
Conversely,also a shop assistant on a till with no customers,who had her arms crossed(bad body language) and was chewing gum too.

Computer says no.

Small yappy dogs that won't stop yelping and screeching for attention like the F*CKING LITTLE C*NT I AM HAVING TO LISTEN TO WHILST IT'S OWNERS JUST SIT THERE STUFFING THEIR FACES whilst we all have to listen to this SHIT.

I'm going to kick it's f*cking face off SHUT THE F*CK UP.

Isle of Wight 12-02-2015 09:44 PM

Ocado/Tesco/Sainsburys home delivery vans that just park and **** everyone else that is in the two mile tailback trying to get past.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 12-02-2015 09:57 PM

Shopping. Any and all of it.
But especially;
treacherous supermarket car parks - during school hours,
shoppers entering said supermarket and stopping dead once inside the door - apparently overcome by the shock of finding themselves in the supermarket and instantly needing the healing powers of a tatty shopping list,
supermarket's and their ability to vacuum any sense of direction or peripheral vision from frequent visitors,
supermarkets having several million things on every aisle that all look more or less the same,
coupons, tokens, multiple receipts, offers, leaflets - it's all very well putting bags on starvation rations but then give me a foot and half of paper.

I could go on.

I don't like shopping.

Jimmy cabbie 12-02-2015 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12240907)
Computer says no.

Small yappy dogs that won't stop yelping and screeching for attention like the F*CKING LITTLE C*NT I AM HAVING TO LISTEN TO WHILST IT'S OWNERS JUST SIT THERE STUFFING THEIR FACES whilst we all have to listen to this SHIT.

I'm going to kick it's f*cking face off SHUT THE F*CK UP.

Sounds like you need to go on an anger management course with Nigel Pearson

Tripod 10 12-02-2015 10:15 PM

[QUOTE=Harry Bassett;12235391

Another moan, about breakfast presenter on 5 live Rachel?? who lets her voice fade away--so annoying ,she does not seem able to breath properly.[/QUOTE]

I thought I was the only one that gets annoyed with this.
Sounds like the last 4 words of every sentance are spoken into a pillow.

chrisophiex 12-02-2015 10:18 PM

The "moose" Ian Abraham on Talksport.... Gabbles along at a 100 miles an hour .....needs to slow down and BREATHE in between sentences.

Wolfnipplechips 12-02-2015 10:26 PM

People who make a statement whereby you are expected to ask them to expand on their self important pronouncement.

Drives me crackers and I deliberately don't ask them why, or when or whatever.

Don't expect me to ask you to continue......either finish your anecdote or shut the f*** up I don't care one way or the other.

hull eagle 12-02-2015 10:37 PM

Rylan (******* I've got no talent whatso****ingever apart from doing an impression of Mr Ed and getting on Hull Eagles bastard nerves) Clark.. I could smash his ******* goofy head in....... RANT finished.no sorry it isn't...i ******* hate that ****...now it is

chrisophiex 12-02-2015 10:40 PM

People who smile all the time when they talk. Brian Cox

Brian is a cox, more like .

Hitchin Eagle 12-02-2015 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12240759)
Bad nachos

German town in Mexico?

Jimmy cabbie 12-02-2015 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12240973)
People who make a statement whereby you are expected to ask them to expand on their self important pronouncement.

Drives me crackers and I deliberately don't ask them why, or when or whatever.

Don't expect me to ask you to continue......either finish your anecdote or shut the f*** up I don't care one way or the other.

I get that in the Taxi all the time.. Which reminds me
People who talk to you but have absolutely no interest in what you reply, they are either texting or checking their emails. So rude. I normally resort to switching off the intercom and turn up the radio.
Oh .. And miserable Taxi drivers ...

Skiddo 12-02-2015 11:44 PM

People that think it's acceptable to ask questions every 4 seconds when watching a film.

"Who's he?"
"I recognise him. Wasn't in the car at the beginning?"
"Is he married to the blonde girl?"
"How long is this film on for?"
"What else has she been in?"

Just watch the ******* film.

racehorse-80s 12-02-2015 11:47 PM

The alarm clock sounding in the morning .

Jimmy cabbie 12-02-2015 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12241062)
People that think it's acceptable to ask questions every 4 seconds when watching a film.

"Who's he?"
"I recognise him. Wasn't in the car at the beginning?"
"Is he married to the blonde girl?"
"How long is this film on for?"
"What else has she been in?"

Just watch the ******* film.

Have you been taking my missus to the cinema ?

danpalace07 13-02-2015 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12241062)
People that think it's acceptable to ask questions every 4 seconds when watching a film.

"Who's he?"
"I recognise him. Wasn't in the car at the beginning?"
"Is he married to the blonde girl?"
"How long is this film on for?"
"What else has she been in?"

Just watch the ******* film.

This is why I don't like watching TV or films with other people. To be specific, films/shows that require you to think and pay attention instead of half watching while playing Candy Crush. The worst is when they go on with the "what have I seen him in before" routine for every actor...

dave_who_ru 13-02-2015 08:01 AM

The Mail Online which invariably has as its sport's lead an article on the wankers.

little al 13-02-2015 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave_who_ru (Post 12241227)
The Mail Online which invariably has as its sport's lead an article on the wankers.

Its Chelsea today.

dave_who_ru 13-02-2015 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12241235)
Its Chelsea today.

Damn, I should have checked first :o

Chris K 13-02-2015 11:31 AM

People that are ill that play the hero by coming into the office then use the communal fridge to store their lunch so that they spread their filthy ******* germs to everyone. 2 of my team have already been taken out by it this week and i've got some Aids ridden filth as well now just in time for the weekend. Bastards

viking's no1 13-02-2015 12:18 PM

Schools who give out merits in over long assemblies to children who have clearly been shouting and fighting but who have apparently made up. So have a fight and kiss and make up and you get a big well done from the head. Whereas my boy got a merit for great behaviour, listening skills and learning. A very worthwhile merit which has been devalued due to his sharing the limelight with 2 x catty girls.

Oh, and making 4-10 year olds say thank you to the lord for a great day and singing all 100 verses of all things bright and beautiful. Brainwashing. Where's the proof the lord god made them all? They should keep teaching to facts and all things Palace related.

Icy 13-02-2015 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave_who_ru (Post 12241227)
The Mail Online which invariably has as its sport's lead an article on the wankers.

Or the Guardian online which at any one time has at least 50% of its content addressing Man United despite the fact they are just a mediocre mid table team.

Bintang 13-02-2015 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12241638)

Oh, and making 4-10 year olds say thank you to the lord for a great day and singing all 100 verses of all things bright and beautiful. Brainwashing. Where's the proof the lord god made them all? They should keep teaching to facts and all things Palace related.

But I thought the Lord God made Palace. :eek:

viking's no1 13-02-2015 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bintang (Post 12241724)
But I thought the Lord God made Palace. :eek:

All I know is that when Alan Mullery went to Rome to see (or possibly sign) the Lord's representative - he was told to eff off.

CaterhamEagle 13-02-2015 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12241552)
i've got some Aids ridden filth as well now just in time for the weekend. Bastards

People making light of AIDS or similar in ways like this.

colinT 13-02-2015 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12241808)
All I know is that when Alan Mullery went to Rome to see (or possibly sign) the Lord's representative - he was told to eff off.

Now that is funny. 😄

Chocky 13-02-2015 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12240982)
People who smile all the time when they talk. Brian Cox

Brian is a cox, more like .

He's just a grinning pansy who talks shit about stuff he or nobody knows f*ck all about. And he takes his own name up his arse.

cappuccinoeagle 13-02-2015 07:48 PM

Question Of Sport,especially the very unfunny Matt Dawson
Lee Evans
Jimmy 'Smug' Carr

Chocky 13-02-2015 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12242290)
Question Of Sport,especially the very unfunny Matt Dawson
Lee Evans
Jimmy 'Smug' Carr

I don't watch Question of Sport these days but they must've always had an annoying bastard on it then forever. Like when I used to watch with Emlyn Hughes the screeching prick. Modern day version is League of Their Own with that fat prick who hosts it.

Leap of faith 13-02-2015 08:06 PM

The anger in this thread

foetus eagle 13-02-2015 08:08 PM

Remember Emlyn Hughes trying to get off with Princess Anne? The sick ****.

Jimmy cabbie 13-02-2015 08:17 PM

Just watched some of Question of sport .. My god Matt Dawson is so annoying. I used to love the show when I was a kid .. Completely ruined it now.

mushroom 13-02-2015 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaterhamEagle (Post 12241873)
People making light of AIDS or similar in ways like this.

Easily offended people.

SA Eagle 13-02-2015 09:17 PM

Paul ******* Scholes writing about Man U ******* nited in a London paper

Salad_Burnet 13-02-2015 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaterhamEagle (Post 12241873)
People making light of AIDS or similar in ways like this.

I enjoy these, erm, analogies.

I'll see the word 'AIDS' in a sentence and know it's gonna be funny, whatever the sentiment.

I thinks it's because it loses its gravity the closer to 40 you get.

steve13 13-02-2015 09:50 PM

Thank goodness this only happened once but it really did annoy me. I was shopping at a supermarket and when about to pay deliberately ordered my shopping in order of squashableness so that the least squashable items came of the conveyor first so as to go at the bottom of my bag. To my astonishment the checkout operator then started reaching over about every two or three items in such a way so as to mess up the order.

I didn't know what to say so said nothing.

Jack Regan 13-02-2015 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12242420)
Paul ******* Scholes writing about Man U ******* nited in a London paper

That's a good shout.

When he was a player, he was as quiet as a mouse and wouldn't talk to the media. Now he's too old and packed it in, he realises he needs to rake in some fecking greenbacks, so he writes a shitty little column in the LONDON Evening Standard, slagging off Citeh every week (like anyone's interested)

P*ss off ginge... go and tout your boring views to the Manchester Evening News if they're interested, coz 90% of London isn't.

Arsewipe.

Brett 13-02-2015 11:45 PM

Stay-at-home alcoholic housewives creating LinkedIn pages and saying they are 'self-employed'. Incredible middle class *****ry.

Stellavista 13-02-2015 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett (Post 12242560)
Stay-at-home alcoholic housewives creating LinkedIn pages and saying they are 'self-employed'. Incredible middle class *****ry.

Where I live, and elsewhere I guess, they are usually wealthy enough to open a shop selling shit to idiots.

Salad_Burnet 14-02-2015 10:41 AM

I'm beginning to have a problem with sensible drinkers.

One manly beer with his curry
One cheeky glass of wine with dinner
Two jovial beers before the football

The choice is simple: stay sober or get drunk.

It's like they're trying to prove something.

racehorse-80s 14-02-2015 10:43 AM

People who tell little kids Father Christmas isn't real :veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

SA Eagle 14-02-2015 10:46 AM

Kids over the age of 9 that think Father Christmas is real

Adlerhorst 14-02-2015 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12242562)
Where I live, and elsewhere I guess, they are usually wealthy enough to open a shop selling shit to idiots.

Things I don't miss about NW1/NW3 include that

EastbourneEagle 15-02-2015 10:58 PM

The man in the Moneysupermarket adverts who can walk in heels a damn site better than I can

the drexciyan 15-02-2015 11:04 PM

Criminals turned religious nutters killing innocent people in my city.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 16-02-2015 05:51 AM

Selfie sticks.

Oddjob 16-02-2015 08:53 AM

Bandwagon rugby fans

Far East Eagle 16-02-2015 08:55 AM

Made in Chelsea bitch being paid anywhere between 3-20,000 GBP for doing charity work for Banardos. Disgusting.

Gooders 16-02-2015 09:23 AM

Cars parked on the front lawn

ChickenDipper 16-02-2015 09:55 AM

Settings 1 and 2 on a toaster. . . . thats not toast! its warm bread

Nigel_Scarfer 16-02-2015 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12242458)
That's a good shout.

When he was a player, he was as quiet as a mouse and wouldn't talk to the media. Now he's too old and packed it in, he realises he needs to rake in some fecking greenbacks, so he writes a shitty little column in the LONDON Evening Standard, slagging off Citeh every week (like anyone's interested)

P*ss off ginge... go and tout your boring views to the Manchester Evening News if they're interested, coz 90% of London isn't.

Arsewipe.

Roy Keane said something the other week about the real reason Paul Scholes never did any media work when playing, was simply he couldn't be arsed with it. He managed to get out of all commitments simply be creating this image of him not being comfortable in front of a camera etc.

Now his playing days have finished and he wants a new career, you cannot shut the little ginger **** up.

Gooders 16-02-2015 02:33 PM

The massively increased number of begging advertisements asking us to sponsor a donkey/polar bear/snow leopard/dog/cat/orangutan/tiger...and now dolphins

I cannot help but wonder how many of these are scams?

CT_Palace 16-02-2015 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChickenDipper (Post 12246534)
Settings 1 and 2 on a toaster. . . . thats not toast! its warm bread

See earlier post.
Toasters are a trade description offence :veryangry

elgin eagle 16-02-2015 03:03 PM

Car Parking enforcement companies. We were going to charge you 100 for parking there for those 6 minutes, but we will kindly reduce it to 60 if you pay within 14 days. Wankers.

3 Beers at HT 16-02-2015 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChickenDipper (Post 12246534)
Settings 1 and 2 on a toaster. . . . thats not toast! its warm bread

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12246930)
See earlier post.
Toasters are a trade description offence :veryangry

Settings 1 & 2 are used for Hot Cross Buns, surely :confused:

Far East Eagle 16-02-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12246922)
The massively increased number of begging advertisements asking us to sponsor a donkey/polar bear/snow leopard/dog/cat/orangutan/tiger...and now dolphins

I cannot help but wonder how many of these are scams?

and how much they fork out on the adverts!


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