Let me guess ES. Bad day at work ??

:D

on a similar theme, unimaginative work mates who derided my visionary suggestion that if we could find a way of not having to deal with the bloody customers our lives would be so much easier.

So-called friends who turn their back when you need them the most.

Having a stinging sunburnt bald head.

Chelsea Headhunters?

People who think they know better than an estate agent.

????

I guess he's an estate agent! :D

Wasps. Stung yesterday and still feeling it.

People who start questions with "you do know that..."

Must tell more

Nope, recruiter lying about the salary. Wasted afternoon for both me and their client that could have been avoided with a bit of honesty on their part.

Taking a shower once in a while might help.

Idiotic airline passengers who find it beyond them to reconcile the seat number on their boarding pass with the row and seat displayed on the plane.

The bus having the heating on

Idiotic airline passenger who somehow managed to get on the wrong flight. That takes some doing and requires a lot of incompetence from airline staff allowing him through the gate so hats off to them:D

How can that happen? As you say several staff have to mess up there. Check In, Gate Staff not so much cabin crew as they're only looking at a seat number. That's crazy. What airline? Also the dick with the ticket who can see the flight number and destination above the gate when boarding.

Idiots. How difficult is it to see a number above a row of seats? Same mentality of tossers who plonk their arses in the wrong row and seats at football.

No idea how it happened, but bloke on my flight said he thought he was flying to Heathrow and not Gatwick and realised he was on wrong plane and got off, EasyJet were the airline

I use my cock to turn the wheel.

Are you legally obliged to use the C word in every post?

According to a bus driver I spoke to, it is to disperse the heat to stop the bus overheating in hot weather.

Apparently.

Sincere apologies Chocky. Your last 5 posts do not include said C word.
Sorry bud.

I walked into the men's room at work today, and there was a guy in there taking a piss at a urinal standing there with both hands on his hips.... I realized that this annoyed me for some reason.

Probably because I would pee all down my trouser leg if I did this.

. Double post - Dave's fault!

The fact that they still don't fit indicators in BMWs.

Oh they do have them .... You just need to disengage the "Obnoxious Twat" mode.

Ads in sport. I can handle ads at half time but the insistence of tv broadcasters to squeeze ads into the smallest break in play is ridiculous.

Not even an available option in Audis, it would seem.

The weather forecast for where I'm going in France on Monday. 3 days ago the 2 week forecast was hot and sunny. Today it's rain for the first 3 days of my holiday. ******* great.

Time travellers who go back, inscribe a sword then leave it around without an explanation of what it means

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLeroG_WIAANY9r.jpg:large

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...ged-sword.html

Crap! That's my bbs password. I knew I wrote it down somewhere.

:D

The expression 'tore them a new arsehole'

What the bloody hell does that mean ?

No idea where that term came from but it generally means you slag off someone so badly to put them down.

Many a steaming curry has torn mine. But never a new one. Same old shit.

Wtf is a "men's room"?

It's a bog. Or a khazi, or a toilet.

Been in the US too long.:p

Lucky I didn't call it the rest room!

I was in a pub and a Yank asked where's the John?

The barman pointed to a bloke sitting in the corner and we were all surprised when the Yank went over and pissed on him.

Common language eh?

Why when watching 4OD it always gets the Circle of pause during the show but NEVER in the adverts.

Seeing C Palace 2nd in the Premier League.

It's Crystal Palace. It's a unique club name. Not got Utd, Town, City, Albion nor any other common name attached to it. The least these media outlets can do is to write our name out in full.

TBH I'm struggling to find things to annoy me this morning. What a glorious day.

No, he just likes calling people a c*nt

When you call a credit card company and have to go through voice activated systems that ask for your card number, but when you get through the first thing they ask you is "What is your card number" ARRRGGGHHH

Reminds me of this :):

Why do EVERY company I call regarding bills etc have "High Call Volumes"

I always think this over and over when I see Batman Begins, perhaps someone might actually have an explanation. In the film Bruce Wayne saves Liam Neeson's Character (Ra's al Ghul) and leaves him with some villagers in a hut.

So when Ra's al Ghul reappears at Wayne Manor why the **** does he say "You burned my house and left me for dead", which 1. Didn't actually happen, and 2. Why does Bruce Wayne not say well hang on a second I stopped you plummeting off of a cliff.

Maybe I am missing something, but it confuses the **** out of me to the point of annoyance now as it doesn't actually make sense.

Anyone?!

Only seen it once, but he does burn his house down doesn't he?

As for the left him for dead bit, maybe he means that being left with some villagers up a mountain with only rudimentary medical provisions was a real risk and instead he should have taken him to the nearest city with a fully equipped hospital...?

Maybe... But it's all a bit weird and confusing. But then there are a few things in those films that don't quite make sense. :D

The only Batman worth watching was the comedy one from the 60s or whenever when he used to run about with a small homosexual who could never be recognised because he had a little party mask on.

Muse - What a pile of wank.

Having Courtois in my dream team.

Matt Bellamy's voice makes me want to punch things. Whiny ******

Like any one from Yorkshire.

He's from Devon isn't he? :confused:

People who use i.e. when they should be saying e.g., I don't know if they think it makes them sound smarter or something, but i.e. means "that is to say", not "for example"! I honestly can't remember the last time I heard someone use i.e. correctly in a sentence.

This isn't really about something that annoys me but it is a list of words which annoy women the most (apparently):

Top 6 most hated words

Moist

Squirt

Panties

Chunky

Curd

Flap

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-women-6230969

Born in Cambridge, grew up in Devon

Try rearranging them into a sentence and ask it of the first woman you see John :)

This is the Valleys mate, that would be a smooth chat up line :)

People that swing their arms whilst walking. I make an effort to walk behind them and make sure they hit me.

Also people that have a seat on the train and don't wait for those standing on the train to get off first.

Continuing the film theme; why, in the 3 Star Wars prequels are C3PO & R2D2 heavily involved with the Jedi, spending years with Obi Wan & C3PO even being created by Anakin, yet completely unrecognised by Anakin/Darth & Obi Wan in the original 4,5,6 episodes?

Surely they could've weaved the storylines of the prequels better to account for the fact that C3PO has no effin idea that he's dumped on the planet of his creation at the start of A New Hope or that R2 & C3PO don't know this mysterious 'Ben Kenobi' who Leia's message is for & he doesn't know them, although between episodes 1 & 2 they spend 10 years pretty much with him & Anakin.

The unnecessary use of the word 'essentially' and 'crucially' which essentially adds nothing to the point being made.

My bad. I was confusing him with the other band member Chris Wolstenholme.

FFS, where did that shitty expression come from.

Ovens with a grill function instead of a proper separate grill.

It doesn't work. Why is everyone still trying to pretend it does?

America.

People worrying about plot incoherences in children's sci-fi and comic book films.

Insurers.

:)

I'm looking for the lemon curd love, the chunky stuff with the rind on not the moist kind. I tried making my own but i just made the juice squirt in my eye which stung like hell it did butt. Also i'm looking for panties.

Guaranteed slap free line :p

I find that rubbish. In my experience it's minge, gash and c*nt.

The guy I often sit next to waiting for me to leave every day and then saying "Oh, I'll come with you". Meaning I have to spend another 25 mins talking about work on the tube ride. Commuting is pretty much the only time of day I get to myself and I don't want to spend it making small talk. I just want to listen to something or read.

The way that the migrants in Calais thread keeps pulling back in, no one from either side of the argument is being pursuaded by the other sides arguements and often name calling is breaking out which is edifying for all of us (and yes I'm guilty of it too)

I have a neighbour who I have an unwritten agreement with to ignore each other on the train as the 45 minutes too and from work are about our only me time in the week.
Neither of our wife's understand

I shall pop in the Pandy Inn later and try it.....I may not be on the board for quite some time and can be found at the Royal Glamorgan Hospital :)

Quim as well probably.

Beef curtains?

Canon answer: the models of R2 unit and protocol droid that R2D2 and C3PO are based on all look the same with some variants in colour (see silver protocol droid in Bespin, and other R2 units installed in the X-Wings). So its likely that Anakin/Darth and Obi Wan had seen hundreds of similar looking droids in their lifetimes.

Actual answer: the writers of episode 1 and 2 ****ed it up.

:D

You'll come out of there worse than when you went in :)

C3PO and R2D2 had their memories erased at the end of the 3rd film, and placed in the care of wedge Antilles I seem to recall. From memory, darth vader never encounters c3p0 or r2d2 in the original trilogy, obi wan doesn't seem to remember c3p0 r2d2, maybe he's just pretending so as not to reveal the secret of Luke's parentage?

The theft of the BBS homepage?? ?? ??

best to stay away from politics/news threads. Can't be bothered with 20 page ****-offs with the same old people

Dave I think.

Badly packed kebab guarantees the quim never opens for me, especially if I ask her for extra chilli.

That would answer it! Thank you!!

Ouch

Double ouch

People who say "must spread etc".

Indeed, people who show off to the world their rep habits.

Excellent call. Biggest waste of time ever. Have yet to read about one argument being resolved with such polar opposite views. Will take your advice before i resort to something i thought i'd left behind in a former life.

Er, Russia cough cough...

don't you start :D

she's going to kill me as it is :)

Eh ?? Cheap plonk ?

:D :p

The temperamental electric hair clipper packing up 10 seconds into a no 1 haircut, resulting in having to get your head bic'd for the first time. Not a great look when you have 2 weeks of sunburn on the rest of your head :(

Over the top, over powering perfume. Would rather smell the sweat of a pigs arse !

TV presenters/news readers who say "I'll see you tomorrow/next week/after the break etc etc" - no you won't, you can't ******* see me at all you ******* idiot.

Amazon when they don't point out the seller is in China and it takes weeks and weeks to arrive.

Tedious aren't they.

******* roadwork's at Hooley - if someone just had a bit of common sense to change the traffic light phasing there wouldn't be a ******* huge tailback every f'ing morning

There are some ways around that depending upon your start and finish destinations.

You've changed. :D

Behave!!

People too scared to sit down or even stand in first class despite being on a rush hour train. This did work in my favour today though, as I got a rare seat.