And another one. Off to bed. 2 down within 4 overs. Pathetic as usual

Oh, Dawid

It’s the no-hope that kills you

Might get to see Root and Stokes bat before 1am at this rate.

I know it is supposed to be a sign of weakness. But with an undercooked batting prep, maybe a bowl first would have been sensible. Their bowling line up is tough.

The Warne, Gilchrist, Waugh combination is ******* atrocious.

Are they actually sucking each other off as they commentate?

Might see further up the order than that.

Might get to see them bowl

Maybe. Not sure you need a run of games to know you don’t play at a ball reaching you at five feet high.

It is awful. Barely any actual analysis or discussion.

Off to bed early, I think.
Which is what England's openers appear to have done.

Ashes 2021
 

I like Aussie commentators. I know they talk a lot, but at least they have a modicum of a personality and sound like they’re having fun. Which isn’t surprising considering the start.

I’d take them over Atherton and Hussain.

You are dead to me.

Root gone without scoring. **** this for a game of soldiers.

Fair play if you’re going to persist with this.

Good decision Joe.

Aaaaaaand goodnight

Hazlewood bang on, this is messy.

A good toss to lose.

We won the ******* toss, in perfect conditions for Andersen and Broad to bowl so what do we do?

******* idiotic

:D the only reason this won’t be over in a day or two is the huge total the Australians will get in their first innings. Victory by over 500 runs?

Warne thnks we have a player called Jeff-ra Archer.