Is it midnight again for starting or are they still making up time? Quite fancy watching the first hour or so

11:30 start again.

Really good effort from Malan and Root, but I think they'll have to do a lot more
batting tomorrow, because I just don't trust the rest of the batting to not collapse in a heap.

But in saying that, I fully expected the game to be over by now, so fair play.

Malan spoke really well after. Love him to kick on big.

Fell asleep listening to the Ashes in bed on the radio last night.

Was like being a kid again.

Lillian Thomson, what a lass.

FFS mate. That's him out first over tomorrow now.

Cheers bud. Cricket and whisky until 1am it is

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Disgusting have a word with yourself :)

Sorry i’ll rephrase.

Malan came across as a right ****. Hope he gets castled first ball.

Warner’s bruised ribs sounds like a really shit takeaway.

Having bruised mine a couple of years back, sneezing’s a nightmare so hope we pepper the twat if he bats second innings.

Better

According to his Wiki page, one of Malan’s nicknames is Sultan Of Bigitude.

Very catchy

Thats gotta be self - bestowed

Sounds like an IPL thing

What time do you want me?

I always want you

In better news, his other nickname is ‘AC’

Ha! That’s excellent :p

Thick edge third ball will end that