The last 2 are me. Sorry :D

I just looked at the Britain First Facebook home page. 1.9 million likes !!! WTF? I thought these were a fringe mob.

Well you sound like a bit of a dick then. :hi:

Sorry, can't reply... busy working from home today. Then half day tomorrow. :hi::D

Having to complete satisfaction surveys on virtually everything you buy!

Parents who complain that I don´t get their children to colour inside the lines......they´re 3 FFS!!!

Edible glitter

The parents clearly have no artistic talent if they think colouring needs to be constrained thus

ATM's / Cash Machines - why offer us the options? I always choose 'cash no receipt' ...would you like to check your balance? NO? Would you like a receipt? Fu*king NO! I have an hour for lunch and this has robbed me of 10 minutes...give me my effing tenner!

Take a packed lunch to work.

Hate that large eared smug bstard

What? And share with the rest of the socially challenged folk who work in Southwark Library Service? I need my 50 minutes in the pub with a pint and the Guardian to keep me sane.:wallbash:

...but he is SO genuine! :rolleyes:

A true man of the people who feels our pain...so what if he is 53rd in line to the throne?

Fifty life advert.

You watch way too much daytime TV son.:moo2:

Middle aged women in my office who are buying those cuddly toy carrots from Aldi. C&nts

Online newspaper sports articles (football and cricket mainly) that do not include the ******* score!

100+ quid advent calendars. Most with no mention of advent or Christmas. Load of bollocks.

Cinema, tv, bands are now full of these c*nts. Whatever happened to working in the city, running the family estate or murdering the nanny?

YES :veryangry

I told them that Picasso (born just a few kms from where I´m sitting right now) didn´t get where he was by staying in the lines.

But you don't HAVE to.

Quite right CJ. Are you sitting on a chair that farts.

?

Star Wars. Complete and utter waste of time and money.

the rest of suggests you see yourself as one of the socially challenged folk..

You dont have to complete them. Sorry, see Al got there first.

Perhaps we should have an end of year BBS/BBSers survey this year. Not a winners gallery like back in the day, but a satisfaction survey.

Of course. I work in the Library Service of a London Borough.:confused:

It's a Reggie Perrin reference.

Please rate PeterH on a scale of 1 (Not at all satisfied) to 10 (very satisfied).

Wait until they find out you're doing it for them.

1.5

Not for nothing.

Exactly. As long as my wife doesnt get to see the survey.

How Maztastic is Maz? 1 to 10.

How BRITISH is Biggin?

How do you rate Maidstones things threads?

etc..

8.5 and you know it. :afro:

I have kept the BBS going for the last three months. For good or for bad.

Starting at 1 ? You are feeling festive....

Peter H - the 'Marmite of the BBS'

:supergrin:

Those surveys always start at 1. I suspect when collating zeros screw the calculations up.

Piss off, I even edited to add in the 0.5. Was being generous, it being Christmas and all.

I am universally loved - a bit like the village ****** when he goes on his daily shopping walk. Same plastic bag, same items - same posts, same diatribe. You would be heartless to loathe me.

And as I said, there is always an out of towner that receives the condemnation of the whole village for taking the piss out of the challenged lad.

1

51.9%

Never seen his threads. Or his things.

You were on your travel to Yankylandia when he posted his things threads - they are being lost in the BBS ether now. A couple of good ones.

If he has a Mahou or two tonight, he will probably bump them.

Wrong question.

Typical.

I am open to the right kind of questions?

But I agree - thinking about it - you have dipped from your usual high standards recently, as I have pointed out. But the only perceivable score for Maztastic would
be a 10 or at least a 8 with your recent slipped standards.

How fantastic is Maz? would be better.

Modern Doctor Who. So unbelievably pleased with itself.

I havent seen any. I nearly tipped myself into the hype when it all got crazy a couple of years back. Am I better off with the memories of the 70s and 80s?

Web sites that flick up a pop up that asks for your feedback the minute you log on.

Christmas

The internet

Relatives

Everything at the moment

Almost definitely. Rickety old sets, every episode filled with people just wandering and running around, blokes dressed up as aliens. Jon Pertwee driving around the Home Counties in a vintage car for no apparent reason. So much better than the up itself smugfest of today.

Adverts for perfume and aftershave and that.

Yes, of course I'm going to buy some overprice bit of smelly water just because Johny Depp has put a load of mascara on, driven out into the desert and buried his jewelry. Of course I am. Idiots.

Will.I.Am. When did the guy who has never had a single original thought in his musical career become the go-to figure for the British music industry and 'talent' shows.

God knows! He should have been banned from music after he sampled the dirty dancing song.

If it wasn't for the Justin Timberlake hook he used on 'Where is the love' then he wouldn't have made it.

Half and half team scarfs for football games

I like

Christmas

The internet

Relatives

And mostly everything at the moment.

This week I will be mostly getting irritated at a few work related issues.

I'm tempted to gradually work my way through the films.

Southern Rail

Can anyone please reiterate these feelings, mostly because the acting is atrocious and secondly because on second investigation one can't find said advert on YouTube.

family stuff over xmas :S:

With respect, try not having a family at Xmas.

fair enough

I thought Coutts accounts had a minimum of £250 per transaction?

Sounds like bliss

With respect, for some of us choosing not to is preferable to deciding not to.

So you're not coming over for Christmas? I'll tell the goldfish they're safe for another year.

People who aggressively push in at the bar, then point at the person who they've usurped and say "they're next", once served.

Nah, she wants a 12 pack of Stella

Divs on George Clarke type programmes who put a ******* bath at the end of their bed...what the ****?

Stupid really - if they put it at the side you could just roll into it in the morning. Think, guys, think before you fit these things.

(would have come in handy this morning because I didn't know what day it was and still not awake properly even now)

Ah yes, he is the chap who seeks out stupid ideas in buildings and praises them.

That's my girl! :D

The eejit on Coast whose accent ebbs and rises like the proverbial tide.

You get these twits cooing over their roll top bath and how lovely it'll be....they don;t think about the dampness the steam will cause in the bedroom...nor the fact that there's nothing romantic about laying in bed watching your partner wash their fanny and arsehole.

Same as these trendy hotels that have glass partitions between the bedroom and bathroom.

How things these are massively overpriced, was in a clothes shop yesterday, a Catherine Hamlett T shirt that was made out of very thin material was £145.

Bathrooms should have sound-proofing; definitely not hear-everything, see-everything glass, frosted or not!

As bad as Kevin McCloud dribbling over somebody's wet dream turned reality every week in Grand Designs. Just for once Kevin from the start slag off a design. the building process and the dopey decisions made by the couple and then ask where they got the money from when they inevitably run out of it two thirds of the way through the project?

You forgot smell-everything...

I don't get en-suite, except in a hotel. Make the bedroom bigger and move the smells, light, noise, damp, flushing somewhere that it won't people wake up

supermarket ads with all the crappy vox pop singing. always far too long. Give it a rest . Youve got us over a barrell anyway

Festive fvcking fixtures. Always complete shite as the players are knackered. Bollocks with all the trimmings. Get fvcked

to be fair, I have seen a couple where he´s done just that.

En Suite! ******* hell, what is this obsession with en-suite bathrooms? We are trying to sell our house at the moment and every Brit that comes to view it goes on about installing an en suite....the bathroom is down 10 steps ffs!!!

And we have Arsenal and Man City.

Might get something out of the first game.

What about a walk in closet. Too much TV I think. Everyone wants a Crib.

You should increase the price. If they have the readies to piss about with that kind of conversion then they can give you a little more.

I dont understand the obsession with buying somewhere and than making wholesale changes. Look for a house you like almost 100% without changes.
I cant understand why people would put themselves through all that grief, if they have time and a fair sum of money.

I get that some will need to buy somewhere that needs work or even a complete renovation. But when you have choices, why choose that kind of headache.

And then complain to all and sundry about the problems you are having, and asking whether this quote or that sounds reasonable. Lack of planning feckwits.

Usually driven by the woman in the relationship.

Just buy a house you like and be done with it.

My place has been completely renovated, there is NOTHING needing doing and yet one pillock (and this was filmed for A Place in the Sun) offered us 25k less than our asking price because he wanted to install an en suite and a roof terrace...he was factoring the cost of this and knocking it off the price, basically expecting us to pay for it.

I guess you either never have a bunch of friends staying over - or daughters/sons girlfriends - or you are happy to shove some clothes on every time you need a piss.

Feck that. A quick dash through the dressing room, aka the air lock, do the business and straight back into a warm bed.

I suggest you have a spare room and stop your guests sleeping in the hall between your bedroom and the toilet

Er...

If you have space for a dressing room / air lock between your bedroom and your en suite, I suggest that placing your guests in another wing of the estate would resolve any potential embarrassment ;)

Place them in the lodge dear chap:p

Put a tent in the garden and give them a spade to dig the hole for their crap.

By spade I mean a garden tool.

I guess he won't be buying.

You should have given him a backhander with sovereign rings on.

I wasn´t allowed to meet him.....especially when they had to cut the all important "making the offer on a telephone call to theseller" scene because of me shouting "Is he having a ******* laugh!?" down the phone.

Hilarious. You've tickled me there. Things that make me happy thread.

Crap musicians in High Streets or shopping centres

Chuggers. Worse than the f*cking Jehovahs.

I apologize. You were joking, I'm sure, and I let my own situation affect how I responded. I shouldn't have been so prickly about it.

Isn't 'choosing' and 'deciding' not to the same thing? Not sure the point you are making but anyway...

You should apologise for spelling apologise with a z

I can't remember the name of the charity but it's to help homeless people and is the advert that annoys and not the charity btw.

starts off with a young guy on the street then cuts to an old guy being led into a hostel who looks very down and out (and here's where my annoyance lies) as soon as he's greeted in his expression turns into one like a wrong un with some big sex pest grin across his chops and his eyes glaring.