Big up Jack Wilkinson on the cam

Yodel.

Run by moron machines and impossible to contact.
They robbed me of three days and 90% of my goodwill this week.

Koontz!

Will never use again :veryangry

"firebombs"

It's not even a thing.

Another "Plucky Man Utd failure finds form at obscure club and well done to Sir Alex for just being you" article...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ing-worth.html

Why oh why did I click that. :embarass:

Sellotape which falls invisibly and seamlessly back into position

Drivers who drive round you when you have pulled into a space between parked cars to let a car coming the other direction pass. What the f@@@ do they think you are doing pulling in for your own benefit?
And why are they always in 4x4 mercs, bmw, or audis?

Or give it up for.
Boll.cks to them, i'm not giving anything up for nobody.

Goldcar. Fvcking disgrace

Microsoft Support.

How utterly infuriating.

The *****.

Dipshit International students who start applauding the lecturer at the end of the course :rolleyes:

and increasingly skoda's wtf is that about?

Dipshit :supergrin:

Not heard that in yonks

The Spanish car rental crooks? They should be shut down.

Yeah absolutely also Firefly.

Agreed about Firefly. Never again.

So much bad press about Goldcar I'm amazed anyone still uses them

1. Try only pulling over just enough to let the oncoming vehicle to pass, ie try not to give the impression that you have parked. Position is everything!
2. Think about using the bus driver trick of applying your right signal as soon as you have stopped in the gap to indicate your intention to pull out again once the oncoming vehicle has passed.

Yonks - Haven't heard that in ages.

I generally don't pull in right to the curb so it's bloody obvious what I am doing it's just some drivers have absolutely no awareness that there is anyone else on the road but them

Ages - haven't heard that in years

Another one of those American pronunciations...

Aydolf Hitler. Its Adolf you dimwit. Do you live in Aymerica?

Woman at work referring to crazy as cray cray

Years - the last time I heard that was a lifetime ago.

a lifetime ago - I haven't heard that in donkeys.

CT - I'm going to see if The Shamrock will be open for the Sunday game vs Liverpool.

I think they are closed on Mondays - so Arsenal looks a No-No.

Sounds good! Let me know

Cray cray kay jay

Welding in the rain.

People on the BBS substituting the non-word "prolly" for "probably". (Although a natural born pedant, I'm usually more tolerant but this one seems exceptionally daft and annoying.)

Top bantz there Panther:veryangry

Imbeciles that use 'Feds' when referring to the Police force in the UK. We are not in the U.S. Likewise people that say 'Polis'.

That sounds like Bon Jovi song title.

That's assuming that Yanks call it welding of course. They probably call it something weird like Flame Conjunction.

I thought it was a line from Alanis Morisette.

"It's like welding, in the pissing rain"

Eye-Rack for Iraq.

Or Billy Idol.

'Not a nice day for some wet welding'

So it was only me who pictured Gene Kelly in a musical version of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. What a glorious feeling.

I've used Firefly the last few times I've been to Barcelona, they seemed ok.

Do they Spain based BBSers have any recommendations on who is best out of the budget guys?

Even if they come from the north east?

Brighton fans who say YOURanus not Uranus.......

When millwall fans refer to themselves as 'the biggest small club in the world' what is that all about? Scum

People that use 'motor' in replacement for car.

people who you are walking behind, who suddenly stop in doorways/top/bottom of escalators/stairs, so there is no way of getting round them.

"SCUSE ME, TWAT", can sometimes give them an indication of my opinion on their most recent actions

shit tabloid sites claiming some z-list reality TV celeb taking a selfie of herself with her tits flopping out of a bikini constitutes 'breaking the internet'

I appreciate it was a couple of weeks ago but.....Jesse ******* Lingard's really ****ng stupid 'playing some kind of whistle whilst jigging from one foot to the other' goal celebration against Middlesbrough. Wanker.

The fact said wanker now earns £100k p/w really rubs salt in the wounds...

The way Americans pronounce the word "route" as "rowt"

Except, curiously, when they sing 'Route 66'

Tony Gale. A commentator that takes you to the seventh circle of hell!

He's ex palace and therefore fine!

No he's not (fine) and 'ex palace' is a bit of a stretch ... what was it 2 games ?

He clearly dislikes us

He's a twat

Awful commentator. Boring, monotonous and shows no real insight in the game when he bangs on. Nearly as bad as Curbishley.

Southampton FC...very annoying

People pronouncing the letter 'x' as a 'gz' instead of 'ks'- as in bregg-zit instead of brecksit.

Supposedly professional broadcasters like Alan Brazil who pronounce Juventus JOOventus.

People that think they can push in front of you for queues then act like little bitches when you pull them up on it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, other people.

watching the a-league and seeing roy hodgson on my ******* screen. **** off roy, you ugly mother****er.

cruise missiles - its just not cricket

scotch init

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3476/3...74a_z.jpg?zz=1

Kids not watching enough TV anymore – too busy downloading on the net

BOOEEEEYYYY

Thought it was Champagne and brandy?

I'm here all week.

Jack Whitehall. Nothing against posh people per se,but he is an irritating,unfunny,posh wanker.

for being famous for being *****

shithouses

Probably the same twats that say random all day long, no it's a coincidence!

Southeastern's new anti-terror announcements telling people to report 'anything that doesn't seem right' and they'll 'sort it'.

They can't even turn the fvcking heating off

Hilarity.

That Hungry House (or is it Hungry Horse) advert with the bloke singing about his balls. Please, stop it. You are making me feel ill.

Have some rep :p

The US Tax system...

Just wrote a $1,100 cheque to an Accountant for doing my Mother-in-Laws taxes.

The frustration is she neither pays taxes, owes taxes or will get a tax rebate. The fee is for the pleasure of submitting them.

In fairness to the accountant they were pretty complex this year with a trust creation, the sale of a house and assisted living.

The silly bint at the swimming pool earlier this morning, calling to her little urchin:

"Huckleberry! Huckleberry!"

WTF :confused:

Family nickname for Finn ? Probably not.....

When football clubs are only referred to by the name of their city when another club also plays in that city. So Sheffield United being referred to as just "Sheffield" or Bristol City being referred to as just "Bristol".

A similar one heard at Kew Gardens a few years ago: "Rubicon, come here, Rubicon", as if she wanted the whole world to know she'd given her child a daft name. (Cue jokes about burning bridges/boats.)

Perhaps he was very very cold......

Kid in Science Museum called Otto......apparently bursting into laughter and say "who!?" Is rude

Rubicon, Huckleberry and Otto. Brilliant lol.

Maybe you were in the company of a descendent of the Prince of Bismarck?

Otto : solid Hungarian name,just like Sandor and Gabor :)

Was it him who called Wilf "Louis Zaha" the other day?

Golf.

Just settled down to watch Robot Wars and there's Hazel Irvine, pleased as punch with herself, talking to an American resembling the DJ Mike Reid about golf.

Oh and I see Top Gear isn't on either. Well that's just terrific. Way to go Hazel.

Robot wars. Top gear.

Are you 12 ?

Louis Saha I think

He's such a tit

:D

Too much Simpsons maybe.

My name is Otto, I like to get blotto.

I knew a bloke called Rubicon. He was a proper hard bastard. You wouldn't want to cross him. (sorry)

:p

Part time fathers who would rather go to the pub than spend time with his kids. There is this bloke on twitter who when not in the pub is out with his mates at gigs while his poor wife looks after his daughter. In a few years time he may have regrets as he is missing out on so much. Being a parent is an amazing experience.

This is where I should have stopped reading.

But congratulation on procreating & enjoying the 'amazing experience' which is what your post is really about.

Deliveroo/ any delivery mopeds seem to have the most annoying and LOUD alarms in the world.
They sound like a really high pitched whistle, why do they need to be on in the first place?
****tards

Eamonn Holmes on Good Morning Britain,irritating,unfunny,cringy,prefer Piers Morgan

It's a possibility

Keltic Eagle trying to pretend he is too young to remember what a Pager is.

More than one thread on contact lenses. I just can't see the point.

Varifocals?

The crazy horking fat lady I have to sit next to at work since the re-org.

Overweight people in McDonalds buying a burger and fries, then thinking a diet coke will balance it all out. ****wits.

People who moan about hating football every time it is mentioned.