Cash out values

Indeed. Been a couple of years, too. I think Arsenal have an official Chilean wine as well.

I disgust myself and still drink El Diablo though.

South east of Santiago.

I have some classes at Concha y Toro!
$25k for 1.5hrs
lovelyjubly

Very nice. Any free wine?

See if you can get their marketing department to drop their international partner...

Still waiting on that. the 2 I teach are from the purchasing dept, so probably not the best contacts.

Mentioned the dreadful "red devils" link up the other day, but, have to say from a pure marketing standpoint, they're capturing a very large wine buying market in SE England.

Started the second I got into bed this time. Had a tough week, and with the Mrs away, decided I couldn't be arsed and somehow slept through it. Until 4am that is. Then I was annoyed at myself for my shameful laxity.

That few mins before you know you need to leave for work.

A 5am sunrise

Yes! bloody wakes me up then can't get back to sleep. Bastard sun.

Will do it later, just have to edit out any trainers in the pics first :)

Blackout curtains innit.

Yeah, that's cheap, it's a quid around here. Not as bad as having to pay to take a piss though, outrageous, particularly bad in Holland, I knew a Mcdonalds there that had a toilet attendant who you had to pay, I mean come off it I'm eating in your 'restaurant' and I have to pay to take a slash? like Mcdonalds hasn't got enough money to pay for the bogs to be cleaned.

Yes Elgin

Free air at petrol stations run by Sainsbury's.

Delivery drivers and plumbers (especially) who don't use the doorbell but knock instead.
Do i have to paint it luminous green with a big arrow pointing at it labelled 'DOORBELL' for the gits to use it?

Meh
Your doorbell probably is too quiet, I just TOOOT loudly, screw getting out of the car :supergrin:

Just piss in their coffee; no-one would notice the difference.

Drop the food straight down the pan and cut out the middle man.

Dumb terms used these days by overly sentimental pet owners.

Shit like 'crossing the rainbow bridge', 'my fur babies' and 'forever parents'. Make me want to puke, the lot of them.

Eden Park Esso garage £1. Yes £1 :veryangry.

Although I am sure there is a tasty margin, the garages do have to pay for the machine and the land on which the machine is placed.

Reggae snobs.

What the **** does 'crossing the rainbow bridge' mean?!! :confused:

It means their mangy moggie or dog has carked it.

I thought crossing the rainbow bridge meant coming out.

Here ya go, bit of a before and after kind of thing :)

http://i.imgur.com/stRchTq.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/pzqmL11.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/NNDuODy.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/J9hqo2Y.jpg?1

well more after then before but you get my drift :)

I can't stand UB40.

Their pet has died.

[edit: as Pedro has already said.]

Their first album was glorious. Downhill after that.

It does look better.

Thanks for distracting and entertaining us in the run up to Sunday.

Me either.

Whining songs and self-congratulatory.

No problem. That other yellow was pretty horrible to be honest. It was worth painting all week and seeing about 2 hours of the sun to get better colours and new ceilings. Doing it in the heat of the summer is a big no no. I'd have fell off the ladder due to the fumes.

I liked the first 2 and Baggariddim with a soft spot for Labour of Love as my mum played it all the time. Going to see them at Newton Abbot Racecourse more for the p!ss up than anything else, but China Crisis and The Fine Young Cannibals who are supporting could be good. No doubt they'll play their most popular stuff, which for the most part, was abysmal.

Red Red Whine

Shall I get my coat?

But no Astro? :(

I haven't checked the line up tbh, but at least Ali's now fronting again.

Pssst, your light's gone green.

There are 2 bands touring as UB40 currently.

One has Ali Campbell the other has 2 of his brothers.

They seem to hate each other

"See Duncan Campbell, Robin Campbell, Norman Hassan, Brian Travers, Earl Falconer and James Brown perform some of their greatest hits live on the night."

Bugger. It's more about a night out anyway I suppose.

In the spirit of this thread, it sounds like UB40 even annoy themselves then!

Thank you. :)

I like UB40

I don't like cricket

oh no ? I love it....

Yep.

From 1 in 10 to Rat in mi kitchen.

Very sad demise.

Is that an air con unit?

On the wall? Yeah. You need them out there in the summer, but they eat the electric.

Rupert Murdoch,

Uncertainty and imprecision.

Remember hearing this on Peel. It haunted me.

Not sure about that one; to be honest with you?

Fail

Thanks Maz

Arent you in Scotland?

"A Place In The Sun" researchers.

Cyprus whenever I can though. Need to see that yellow thing now and again.

That explains a lot.

Anyone who uses the word divine in a conversation.

House prices, they are mental.

Yup.

I'm currently having to try and convince myself that paying £450K for a small 3 bed terrace off Portland Road isn't the financial equivalent of being savagely buggered and then having to hand over your watch and wedding ring afterwards to the buggerer for the privilige.

Not got there yet, but by the time I do reconcile this mentally it will be £1/2 Million. Stupid bastard city.

You must love the area very, very much.

1/2 million for a 3 bed terrace in a south London surburb, what chance do first time buyers have?? How is this market supporting itself?

Are they a new biscuit ?

Jerk Creams. Yum.

It's true have a look at the below (well at least £450k is definitely representative). I'm not a first time buyer thank Christ but the next step from flat to house if and when it evers happens is going to be equally painful as the first one.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...ludeSSTC=false

For the record I like South Norwood for a number of reasons and am happy to have a place to live, but the world is going mental.

I have a 3 bedroom house for sale in Coin for 120,000€

I might help you mentally to compare your predicted mortgage monthly payment with the rent that would be charged for a similar property?

And also bear in mind you'll own it in 25 years (or however long your term is).

Houses are a money pit, but you've got to live somewhere.

Defo ! :(

Came back from the local early tonight and H was watching the Masterchef final.

One ingredient mentioned was "bee pollen"

WTF? How do you collect bee pollen without harming the bee or its hive?

moles and ants

I could not afford to come back...:mad:

You would cry at what you could get here in Montreal for £1/2 Million.

This little shack is for 250.000 quid just outside Montreal.

https://www.remax-quebec.com/en/hous...c-18585512.rmx

Damn!

I'll never find out whodunnit now :D

No Pedro, No Cry......

;)

No doubt it's good value, but it's bloody ugly.

I thought the Chinese were buying everything over there as per here....

500,000 quiid gets a 2 bed weatherboard in Melbournes North.

So parity almost with London here.

http://www.realestate.com.au/propert...east-125446726

The kids have to move miles away.... Like Ballarat or Bendigo or similar.

You'll get banned for commercial activity. :D

I don't know if this is still the case but four or five years ago, the Spanish govt were offering foreigners Espanyol Citizenship to anyone who bought a freehold property over 'circa' e140k, to encourage investment just after the last crash.

twee wankers

Steve Austin's fake 'gravel voice'

http://www.brokenskullranch.com/#challenge

I like the programme, but I have to watch it without sound, as the normal commentary goes something like, "oo, sam's on top. Greg's in the lead, c'mon Lisa. Great effort, I'll catch ya down the road!

I am unbannable.

That's what Maz thought.

Their first album was the first album I ever bought - it certainly was glorious, hugely political and got me in to music as a teenager. Their next two albums were also very good. I even liked Labour of Love at first until they played Red Red Wine to destruction. They then just sunk into coffee bar musak and finally had a very acrimonious split up. Such a shame.

Maz was suspended, not banned.

My point still stands.

No, you said Maz was banned...he was suspended. I said I was unbannable, not unsuspendable. Your point doesn't stand because you have no point.

If I was a mod I would ban you for your cheek.

An attitude which will soon see you earn your stripes

Do you get a red pen just for applying?

Tourists, there, I've said it. They wander around with their blimmin' heads in the air when you just want to nip to the super for a bottle of wine.

Football

From what I hear, that is a grevious trangression

LOL brother used to live just off Portland road (Edward road) in a 3-bed terrace and feck they were not the most attractive looking spacious houses mate compared to what I showed as a quick example, can you swing a cat? :D

I live in a house comparable to a 3-bed house in Portland-road and you can have it for 130,000 quid but you have to put up with the French neighbours ;)

I wanted to ban you all for being a bunch of silly tart's...But

Maidstoned: "From what I hear, that is a grevious trangression"

I find your spelling of grievous to be a grievous transgression.

Blame my Kindle. Or ban me.

I want to ban you for speaking French.....but.

Tottenhams move being the big talking point yesterday. They are moving 30 ft for ****s sake, who gives a shit. Now the bbc sport website has an article titled "the heavens are shedding a tear" about it. Stupid *****.

Lol.

Hopefully Archway Steel set up on the pitch when it's finished.

The fact that we have to stand around waiting for the players to reappear for a lap of "appreciation." It's a lap of honour and just do it at the final whistle to a packed out stadium while everyone is still buzzing rather than killing the atmosphere completely before they head back out.

Nothing