Foxed barstards would eat their own shit if you wrapped it in a black bin bag.

people working through their lunch breaks to try and earn brownie points, making their fellow workers who are practicing their basic civil rights to have a break, look bad.

Jimmy Carr.

Yep, put your health at risk while your making Directors higher up the chain richer.

The same Directors that wouldn't give it a nano second thought to relieve you of your duties if the companies profits where at risk.

Either make your own or buy fresh. Anything else is garbage. May the quinoa be with you. ;)

Yep,smug

Depressing weekends full of sighing when Palace go through their shit periods.

Enough BBS for now. None of us have the answers for this circus.

It's ESSTRAYER not ESTRELLA you illiterate wankers.

It's not really ESSTRAYER. the E in the middle of estrella is an E sound (not EE but E), nor ESSTREYER with the Schwa sound ending as that's more an English language thing.
The ending really should sound more like an A (not an Ay, but an A), so, ESS-TRE-YA

I work with a guy who goes one step further and works late on Friday nights and send emails, copying management of course, on weekends.

That isn't even the most annoying part, one of my responsibilities is to email project and account managers asking for authorisation to invoice specific clients. Often we get the numbers we need to invoice for on a Friday afternoon. Being a normal human who wants to go home for the weekend I will wait until Monday to do this, he has decided to take it upon himself to take this task off my hands without even asking me and send the emails on a Friday night or over the weekend copying in managers whilst doing it :hmph:

:cool:

Last week I was eating a banana at lunch at looking at The BBS and a guy comes up and says, "Am I interrupting your lunch?"

"Eh... Yes"

"Well I looked into this problem....... Etc., etc." idiot!

I started to go eat in my car, but it's just too bloody hot this time of year.

Spent ages searching the Entertainment section of BBC Text for the result of the Floyd Mayweather contest, only to finally find it in Sport Headlines...

Probably could have found it under "Children's Games" section.

I'll tell you what really pisses me off.

Seriously, people on here who reply to posts with the comment "Oh dear". Who the F do they think they are. If you don't like the post say so and why. Pretentious twats.



PS, if you are thinking of replying "oh dear" to this, don't, it's too obvious.

You do realise how hard it is now for someone not to weaken.

Oh Heavens, Drafting Even A Real
initial response to this would be impossible now.

OK I am bored - have we signed anyone yet?

Send an email to him copying in management that it is nothing to do with him. Failing this, punch him in the face

The Martin Freeman Vodafone ads
The Keeley Hawes car ad

I like the car ad as keeley looks lovely in it

People that phone you when they know you're in the gym and then get the hump because you don't answer.

Coffin dodgers taking up a table in the beach cafe. They finished their lunch ages ago. One of them is asleep, for f*ck's sake.

Repeatedly. Then move on to the frying pan. Sounds like a c*nt.

LOL. Are you sure they're just asleep?

How the media is fawning over how "great" Liverpool are because they beat Arsenal 4-0. Forgetting that they drew with Watford and only managed to beat us 1-0 - unfortunately even Huddersfield and Swansea have done better than that.

Those Admiral insurance ads. Feck off

Who cares, they won't win the league. Again:D

And it's so funny looking at their fans celebrating and believing they will.

I hate it when people make up **** and post it as if it's real. Ages spent photoshopping images, faking text and links. Why? Running fake profiles and messages. I can't get my head around what makes people want to do it at all and even less as to why they invest so much time.

I hate the fact that so many fans wallow in the chaos, mistakes and problems that face their own club. They seem to get a huge kick out of sticking the knife in and making it worse. Again, why? I don't need an answer, it's rhetorical as is the point above. I realise that it is how 'it is' and won't change but I don't understand and I really do hate it.

I know you didn't want an answer but in my opinion it's because they're ar*eholes. Hope that clears things up a bit. (must spread etc...)

People recuperating who spend nearly ALL their time of 'kin holiday !!

:p

The cockerel near our holiday apartment that seems to think 4.30am (and any other fecking time of day) is a reasonable time to be crowing its knackers off.

It's just a laugh

The bigotted, racist bollocks that a lot of these things perpetrate is anything but a "laugh"...it's ******* sinister.

only a month. :) Best way to convalesce.

People who take their £500 phones into the sea to take selfies, and then have a meltdown when they drop them. Arses.

And others who drop their phones down the toilet. How the f*ck does that occur? I live in a world full of idiots.

Lawyers, surveyors and architects. Thicker than you could ever imagine.

Passengers who insist on carrying on saying whatever they're saying while you undertake particularly difficult and obviously attention-consuming manoeuvres. Ignorant self-centred twats

To be fair, if Maidstoned is preoccupied having a wank into his complimentary sick bag, he is entitled not to be interrupted.

Are British holidaymakers the thickest on Earth? They annoy the shit out of me.

Feckin Sanchez, feckin Arsenal, feckin Sterling, feckin Oxslade Chamberlain, feckin Wenger, feckin Charlie Nicholas and now feckin Nigel feckin Worthington on Sky Sports News every feckin time I turn it on in the hope of seeing that we have bought any feckin one!

Knob heads that go to the pictures and spend half the fillum pissing about with their oversize mobile. When it's all dark the poxy mobile screen looks like a geckin' lighthouse.

Damn straight......sick back, is that like "Baby got back"?
Yes.

Thats a Spanish thing.

Sorry, edited. Bag.

Or the ever annoying lunch time meeting (because it's the only time you are all available!)

I'm soooo glad I'm out of all that shit.

Rupturing my medial ligament on my knee trying to open a jammed toilet door and the subsequent night of pain with lack of sleep.

and cramp from being stuck on the toilet all night

:D:D It was in a pub and some dick had locked it from the outside so i needed to get in to clear. Failed miserably and the rest is history.

FaceTime, no earphones, in public.

Racists demanding respect. Actually no it's not annoying, it's so ironic it's ******* funny.

That did make me laugh.

No problem with the oldies generally, but when I'm down in Cornwall on hols it does bug me when they walk (v slowly) 2-3 abreast along the narrow pavements. And just stop to window shop without tucking in towards said shop.

It's impossible to get past so everyone else, including families with buggies, has to weave in and out the narrow roads and traffic.

Just go single file in busy sections.

Personal Development profiling. I have been asked to complete a survey on a client, client sits on the board of a multi-national. One question I have been asked is "If xxxx were a household appliance, what type would she be, and why?" - who makes these questions up!

Swansea being close to signing Renato Sanches on loan.

FaceTime and being married!

Can't get away with anything now! With Mrs Bubbs at work i could stick the little-un in front of the box with enough sweets and DVD's to keep her glued for hours, while I lounge back on the settee checking out the BBS. Not now. Off goes that annoying FaceTime ringer and I'm scrambling about switching the TV off, snatching bags of seeets and crisps out my daughter's hands, and getting jigsaws, books and colouring pens out and looking hard at play with the wee one.

Oh yes and then comes the 'Why is she still in her PJ's?', 'Her hair's a mess!', 'She's still got sleep in her eyes!'

Bloody 1984!

Confession time: I have no idea what Facetime is.

I do....and it's why we have no Mac appliances in the house.

Okay. Obviously I could have Googled it and was tempted - how does it differ from Skype ?

The hastings direct one ain't no better.
That firkin seagull.

TV news. Is it now produced by Children's programme departments, or are the public now so thick that bulletins have to be dumbed down? I feel like I am now living 'Idiocracy'.

Priti Patel. F*ck off, you stupid, useless twat.

And also so I don't have to see your ugly mug when you prank call me

I was more shocked at the FCA on tv telling people to get their PPI claims in.

Same thing I think but video calls between iPhone users.

Thanks :p

Eddie Hearn, a human/seagull PPV oil slick wanker

That wanker in the hot air balloon in the Thatchers Cider ad.

You gave the f*cker your contact details? You deserve all you get.

Sits on the board of a multi-national?

Forever shafting everyone up the arse...
Butt plug, obviously.

Nobody gives me their contact details..........so be afraid, be very afraid. :vader:

The complete news overload re the Diana 20th anniversary
Antiques expert David Harper - irritating

I didn't think sky could get more embarrassing on transfer deadline day but they've managed it today. Setting themselves over an Aaron Ramsey instagram message

Jesus fvcking bastard twatting Christ

Fvck off

The fact that today will be the last day I can drive to work in a reasonable time, as Monday it will be back to gridlock and chaos.

Feckin lazy fat arsed mothers!! WALK YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL!!!

A little less pollution in the atmosphere...keeps your kids healthy and mentally alert and loses some of your flab while you're at it!

It's very noticeable in Zones 1 and 2 when the private schools break up for the holidays. F*ckers don't appear to have legs or use public transport. Badly driven/parked 4 x 4's everywhere.

Try living down here. It's only day two of the Bournemouth Air Show and everywhere is frigging gridlocked. Two more days to go and it's only going to get worse for the weekend.

You think that's bad I live near goodwood so have to put up with the traffic on the A 27 for festival of speed,revival and then multiple helicopters when it's the Qatar cup

Watching celeb masterchef and John torode is as annoying as ever along with lesley garret and ulrikas face like an old boot.

Every single one of those events causes gridlock down here. If it's not the DFL's causing grief, then it's the SDLIB's heading north that do.

Singing contests next to where you are eating.

It will be hard to pick a winner.

Going into Tescos for a paper or pack of cigarettes and the guy at the front of the queue is doing his lottery

First he hands over a wad of entries, half of which have 5 or 7 boxes ticked and need correcting.

Then its the lucky dips, some or for today some are for Wednesday, oh and these ones are for both !

Next he hands over a mountain of last weeks tickets to be checked, although he already knows they are all losers.

Then its the scratch cards, and he always changes his mind 3 times about which ones he wants.

Finally he disagrees with the cashier about the bill.

Then I notice that the woman behind him in the queue also has a handful of tickets and go somewhere else.

Lottery millionaires

You're missing a great day out (not the Qatar cup)

It's annoying that Biggus isn't posting. When big man return?

Working today.

Which is, er, nice.

I'll go and ask him

I did revival the other year as the wife had won 2 day tickets in the school raffle and must admit it was nice, a bit too tarquinish for me and as the wife can't stand for too long we didn't make full potential of the tickets but yea was nice.

He's still watching.....

It's been slowly dumbing down over the last 10 to 12 years and there's no sign of it abating. To add to that, the beeb & Sky 24hr news websites are becoming more like the old National Enquirer every day with chav stories and those stupid 'Rhetorical Question' headlines where the answer is a one line no brainer but they stretch it into essay. ( That's a dissertation for all you slow millenials and is a perfectly crumulent word!) :cool:

It also has become more like You've been framed rather than a news site with more videos than articles. The articles they do have are littered with spelling and grammar mistakes.

Please do

He said no. Never.

Shame

:(

The university VC popping up to defend her 350k salary rather than, er, shutting the f*ck up.

Same with these 'news' sites Twitter feeds.

I had to unfollow The Independent's feed as it's worse than Buzzfeed, this is the kind of thing they Tweet every 10 minutes...

https://twitter.com/Independent/stat...59716420640769

Why are most children's programmes presented by 'zaney' wannabe models, who mainly talk a load of rubbish?

Why can't we have some normal run of the mill looking presenters, who actually have some substance? Timmy Mallet has a lot to answer for!

TV Quiz shows where the contestants are prompted to debate their answers for five minutes, either before answering or after answering.

I swear I just saw Richard Osman debating with Annika Rice whether cows produce milk.

The fact there is a ' Duke and Duchess Of Cambridge expecting 3rd child' thread

We just watched that. I hate quiz shows, but as my boy put it on we played along. Thought it was better than most as we could all play along (and I won, which made it much better [emoji3]). Catchphrase was the best for this.

It's filler that helps them to edit the programme later to the required length.

For example, a quiz show can vary in length depending on the calibre of the contestants. So if the head to head round on Pointless, for example, is a 2-0 win and then they win the pointless final round with their first guess, the show would be short.

So Armstrong and Osman record chit chat with the contestants, and each other, which can be edited in or out as necessary.

As you say, it can be banal at times.

Bring back 15 to 1. Just ask loads of questions, none of this tension building bollox.