That needs its own dedicated thread.

:D

People who eat on trains!

People with over large coffee take away cups!

People who feel THEY can question someone's disability in parking spaces.

Anyone with a Starbucks or Costa coffee. Sign of a fool.

People doing a weekly shop and using a card to pay in the petrol garage when I just want to pay cash for fuel.

Hi vis jackets.

The sauce in Heinz beans with sausages being different to the normal sauce and runnier

The ever-increasing use of "For me..." to start a sentence.

Fat ones in team tops in the supermarket.

F1 drivers starting every answer with " For sure" then answering the question.

They're not fat though. They just wear oversized tops so they can shove all the stuff that they are nicking under the ugly blue shirts and hide it. Pikey chavs. ;)

That's just pure greed having 6 cars AND a camel.

People on public transport on the way home that feel the need to call their partner for 20 mins and talk about their day, when they'll be home in 30 mins

Your wife too then! :D

Just get yourself a 'mobile jammer'. About £60 and does all phones in 10 meters.

Preach. Even worse when they tweet about it to tell the whole world.

Eh? Surely you only fill the kettle when you need it, and only by the amount you need.:confused:

Looking after parcels for neighbours

Audi car drivers...never let you out!

All the stuff they didn't scan in Waitrose?

VAT

VAT audits.

Not in my house:veryangry

Feeling more awake in the evening after being knackered all day and promising yourself an early night.

See you on here around mid night then!:p

Anyone not a Liverpool supporter especially in the media who calls Steven Gerrard 'Stevie G'.

Stevie C and U and N and T to the rest of us.

Haha its possible mate. Been up since 4 though, so unless luton v wycombe is a right cracker I think i'll be snoring :)

Bed immediately would be my advice then. Luton v Wycombe can wait.

Thought that game was tomorrow ? so you will be up for a while yet :D

:p

Sensible plan.

:D

Told you I was tired :)

Been there mate :p

Football clubs that call their fans the 12th man.
Some go as far as giving their fans a number in the programme.
I think Aston Villa have a 12th man banner at the Holt End.
Wrong.

Railway life innit. Got a day off tomorrow though :lux: And a list of jobs :(

My next day off is Sunday finishing around 1am and I lose an hour due to clocks going forward , so it will be 2am followed by early turn Monday :(

The sudden need for the media to use the term 'team' in front of any available 'grouping'. It seems to have started with international sporting events where for example the British team suddenly became Team GB? It has now morphed and BBC News now happily drone on about Team Cameron!! WTF?

2 sleeps in 26 hours, not good. Just don't get out of bed ;)

Hate laying in bed for more than 7 hrs even if I am knackered as it gives me a headache the Union call this quality time off :rolleyes:.

I know. You'd think they'd roster those later saturday backshift finishes with the 'later' early starts on the monday.

I might just love you

Lol

Corner of noise?

That annoying whistling noise I recently discovered is a text alert tone. Everyone seems to have the damn thing! I used to think it was some sort of secret masonic signal until my brother's phone suddenly chirruped one evening.

Oxford Street.

No one advert but is it not time to tell insurers that adults, not children buy insurance/financial services and that they can save us money by stopping trying to bribe us with fluffy toys and plastic robots

People who park in disability spaces because their disability is that they are lazy.

Cricket updates of limited overs games on the radio where they tell you what the side batting first scored, the runs scored to date by the side batting second and wickets fallen. Absolutely meaningless unless you mention the overs bowled to date.

The Moon River Galaxy ad.

Weeds (all varieties).

Virgin trains - the door that tries to squeeze you to death while trying to alight.

Lists of jobs.

I hate the fact they take so long to open. When I reach my station, I momentarily convince myself the door must be broken and I'm going to have to race to the next carriage to get out in time.

Is this a vision of the future, when Brighton are in the Champions League, have finally become completely Spanish, and the fans are congratulating themselves for finally learning the words to Good Old Sussex by the Sea?

Idiots that set staplers so that the two short sides of the staple splay outwards instead of in towards each other.

metal coat hangers. the things breed in my house.

Bellends who walk into a lift and then immediately stop, blocking the doorway.

People who like American Sports

People that write Citeh instad of Man City - you can add some others in a similar vein to the list too e.g Notlob

Moan U?

Twats who press the stop button at pedestrian crossings without any intention of waiting for the green man.

The use of a jammer would presumably be against the law?

... and whilst on the subject of buttons and transport my old favourite.

(even bigger) twats that hammer the 'open door' button like a demented woodpecker before the train has stopped.

Entirely irrational but anyone that has damaged their foot or leg (even more so if they have to wear one of those plastic boots)

They seem determined to make as big a meal of it as possible, and then regale us all of stories how they did playing rugby or something, so my sympathy wanes further.

wimmin with oversized handbags walking 3 abreast on the pavements.

People that push the button to open doors before train stops...you wouldn't open a car door while it still moving would you?

Or without any intention of actually crossing

...oh wait that's me :D

Teenage chavs on farty little pop-pop motor scooters that stink like buggery - hunched over the handlebars with a look of grim determination as they reach 30mph on a major road.

Those who press the buttons at certain pedestrian crossings when pressing them won't make any difference to when the lights change.

I need more information about this please. Ta.

Rugby people just love an injury that they can bang on about don't they. Makes them feel more macho I suppose.

That's brilliant

Easy. When the delivery man says "I've got a parcel for your neighbour" just reply "You've got the wrong house, mate"

People who have a tone on their phone for every time they press a button.

Many commuters on old slam door trains had the doors open and had stepped off well before the train had stopped.

This on a train drives me nuts.

I don't know when this happened, but anyone who doesn't have their phone on vibrate mode in general. Some point in the last ten years it went from being the norm to have it on loud to something I can't stand.

People who are kind enough to give you a lift in their nice new hybrid car but then insist on telling you in great detail and at great length how it all works.

At the risk of being accused of being homophopic, Gok Wan is their anything more cringeworthy than him--creepy hands every where-Ugh

People who push both the up and down button when calling a lift, believing it will speed up their journey whilst not giving a **** that they have now slowed down yours.

*****.

No idea. But it is very funny.

On the contrary. They'll actually be jamming in the name of the law

Completely agree. He's odd.

Brilliant

Fat people who eat an enormous pastry or slice of cake out of the paper bag from the bakery by breaking off tiny pieces with their finger and thumb and ostentatiously pushit to their lips with a self-satisfied smile. It's as if they're saying "look how dainty and demure I am and although I may be overweight, these tiny pinches of guilt free pleasure won't do any harm. Look, look how carefully I'm eating it".

****in cake eaters.

Then they wash it down with a Diet Coke!

And 3 wimmin walking on the pavements with oversized breasts carrying handbags.

Fat people in general

Fully grown men, in suits, in the middle of the road on those push along, 2 wheeled scooters that kids use. Get a grip.

Quite a lot of wasted energy in this thread!

Brown shoes in the city

Grown adults that ride bicycles on pavements.

Anyone over the age of 15 on a skateboard.

Sorry, that was me this morning :o

That said, I was taking Hannah to school on her scooter, and there's no way it would have been safe or sensible for me to be on the road going the speed she was!

Contestants on Only Connect - all of whom need to be shaken very hard and made to get outside and get a life. Or punched in the face.

International breaks all the bloody time.

Why not have all the qualifiers in a sort of 6 week summertime period on the summers in between the euros and world cup. Then we'd at least have some football matches to look forward to instead of 3 months of boredom, plus there would be more room for cup replays, less fixture congestion, champions league at weekends etc, and nice places to visit during the summer to watch the national teams and generate more interest in the national side and fa cup, besides the be-all-and-end-all Champions League and PL as now.

Dog shit in the streets around Palace...

People with "kids on board" or "baby on board" signs on their car rear windows that drive like idiots. Should have them facing in on their windscreen.

I find those stickers a godsend. The number of times i have planned on crashing into the back of a car and then noticed the stickers at the last minute must have saved lots of innocent young lives.

:D