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SgtStryker 12-12-2018 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14542441)
:D

It was a particularly clumsy day yesterday.

He dropped a 50p piece as well. Luckily it hit him on the back of the head when he went to grab it:p

Sharkba1t 12-12-2018 01:42 PM

Ads trying to sell you cr@p (mosty furniture) to be delivered before Christmas. Why the fk is Christmas so important - its only 2 days. Oh and the sale must end today! That's been going for years.

Maidstoned Eagle 12-12-2018 01:43 PM

Why would you want a new sofa before Christmas anyway?

pallet 12-12-2018 02:42 PM

Christmas bloody shopping

chrisophiex 12-12-2018 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 14542325)
Mash report on bbc

Oh my thatís some dreadful television


Itís awful, isnít it?

A poor manís The Day Today.

cappuccinoeagle 12-12-2018 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14542314)
The Michael Bublť cover of Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).

Where to start with this heap of absolute shit? Well let's remind ourselves that the song first saw the light of day on Phil Spector's seminal A Christmas Gift For You album. Originally he wanted his other half Ronnie to sing the lead vocal, but this got canned after he decided she couldn't convey sufficient emotion. Great decision, Darlene Love did it instead and what a vocal tour device force she delivered, it is a bona fide classic.

By contrast the Michael Bublť version is a total abomination. If the great Ronnie Spector can't do the song justice then what the hell chance does he have? He practically phones in the vocal, simply mimicking Darlene's performance note for note, inflection for inflection with his bland voice. May as well be singing his shopping list.

My blood boils whenever I hear this garbage.

I also hate the Jona Lewie one with that cheapo parping every few seconds, and the George Michael funereal dirge he released a few years before his death.

You could put the whole of Buble's musical output in the annoy category to be honest.

Stop The Cavalry great though.

firesign 12-12-2018 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14543039)
Itís awful, isnít it?

A poor manís The Day Today.



:lux:

Isle of Wight 13-12-2018 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14542314)
The Michael Bublť cover of Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).

Where to start with this heap of absolute shit? Well let's remind ourselves that the song first saw the light of day on Phil Spector's seminal A Christmas Gift For You album. Originally he wanted his other half Ronnie to sing the lead vocal, but this got canned after he decided she couldn't convey sufficient emotion. Great decision, Darlene Love did it instead and what a vocal tour device force she delivered, it is a bona fide classic.

By contrast the Michael Bublť version is a total abomination. If the great Ronnie Spector can't do the song justice then what the hell chance does he have? He practically phones in the vocal, simply mimicking Darlene's performance note for note, inflection for inflection with his bland voice. May as well be singing his shopping list.

My blood boils whenever I hear this garbage.

I also hate the Jona Lewie one with that cheapo parping every few seconds, and the George Michael funereal dirge he released a few years before his death.

Agree with you but never heard the George Micheal one what was that from ?

Maidstoned Eagle 13-12-2018 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14543607)
Agree with you but never heard the George Micheal one what was that from ?

Probably means Last Christmas.

Isle of Wight 13-12-2018 09:56 AM

is that when it was released ?

Reps AJ 13-12-2018 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14542939)
Why would you want a new sofa before Christmas anyway?

To sit on, probably

Maidstoned Eagle 13-12-2018 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14543742)
To sit on, probably

Wouldnt you rather have a new one afterwards...like after the family have sat on the old one, eating everything fron chocolates to mince pies and spilling grannies Baileys or advaaat all over it...maybe some vomit from over excited kids stuff full of bounty bars from the selection box?

Maidstoned Eagle 13-12-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14543709)
is that when it was released ?

No, but there was a campaign to get it to number one after he died.

Isle of Wight 13-12-2018 03:30 PM

Customer Service reps at BRITISH airways for whom English is a second language

thefox 13-12-2018 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14544025)
Customer Service reps at BRITISH airways for whom English is a second language

Yes only British people should be able to work for and fly our mighty airline.

Ifill Over 13-12-2018 03:50 PM

Waiting around all day for a delivery.

Isle of Wight 13-12-2018 03:52 PM

And now ******* TFL !!!
Is there no one left that wants a job in customer services that can speak English properly?

And Fox, only people who have the ability to hold a proper conversation in the native language, should be employed in these job. If that means being British then yes. I don't give a shit where they come from I just want them to be able to communicate effectively

thefox 13-12-2018 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14544043)
And now ******* TFL !!!
Is there no one left that wants a job in customer services that can speak English properly?

And Fox, only people who have the ability to hold a proper conversation in the native language, should be employed in these job. If that means being British then yes. I don't give a shit where they come from I just want them to be able to communicate effectively

Bad day ? :D

Airlines employ people of all nationalities as their customers are.

Isle of Wight 13-12-2018 04:09 PM

Yes thats why Im posting on the things that annoy you thread coz im ******* annoyed









and breathe

Maidstoned Eagle 13-12-2018 05:26 PM

Racist.

WorthingEagle 14-12-2018 01:57 PM

Reading about another botched government contract while nurses and teachers are paid £47 a year.

£113m for a website that was 52 months late. How does a website cost £113m, or the original budget of £35m for that matter? I don't care what the site does, it shouldn't cost even a tenth of that to build.

Imagine if Grand Theft Auto V was outsourced to Capita, it would probably cost £3bn, be three years late and full of bugs.

wedgetail 14-12-2018 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WorthingEagle (Post 14545486)
Reading about another botched government contract while nurses and teachers are paid £47 a year.

£113m for a website that was 52 months late. How does a website cost £113m, or the original budget of £35m for that matter? I don't care what the site does, it shouldn't cost even a tenth of that to build.

Imagine if Grand Theft Auto V was outsourced to Capita, it would probably cost £3bn, be three years late and full of bugs.

It's even worse as the bill was just for content.

cappuccinoeagle 14-12-2018 11:04 PM

The tosser who left their car on the tram track thus delaying my journey home even more following on from
the fact Sutton station was closed.

cantspell 14-12-2018 11:17 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14546146)
The tosser who left their car on the tram track thus delaying my journey home even more following on from
the fact Sutton station was closed.


What a tosser was delayed too

Stellavista 14-12-2018 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 14542935)
Ads trying to sell you cr@p (mosty furniture) to be delivered before Christmas. Why the fk is Christmas so important - its only 2 days. Oh and the sale must end today! That's been going for years.

So you can settle your fat Quality Street filled arse on a new, firmer sofa?

Salad_Burnet 15-12-2018 12:06 AM

"THANK YOU SECRET SAN-TA!", said in an office to no-one in particular. Reminds me of when a footballer dies on the pitch on Trans World Sport and his team mates do that strange celebration where they jump up and down pointing at the sky, like they're doing a rain-dance.

It's irritating and I refuse to do the same.

Coastal Palace 15-12-2018 12:37 AM

Christmas.

Maidstoned Eagle 15-12-2018 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 14546187)
"THANK YOU SECRET SAN-TA!", said in an office to no-one in particular. Reminds me of when a footballer dies on the pitch on Trans World Sport and his team mates do that strange celebration where they jump up and down pointing at the sky, like they're doing a rain-dance.

It's irritating and I refuse to do the same.

What?

Jordan's Jacket 15-12-2018 09:23 AM

BT. I can't think of a more inept company

Mr Mojo Risin 15-12-2018 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 14546187)
"THANK YOU SECRET SAN-TA!", said in an office to no-one in particular. Reminds me of when a footballer dies on the pitch on Trans World Sport and his team mates do that strange celebration where they jump up and down pointing at the sky, like they're doing a rain-dance.

It's irritating and I refuse to do the same.

Secret Santa full stop. I have enough Xmas shopping to do for my nearest and dearest without having to go to a shop and spend a tenner on a mildly humorous present for someone I barely know.

Fatboy 15-12-2018 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14544043)
And now ******* TFL !!!
Is there no one left that wants a job in customer services that can speak English properly?

And Fox, only people who have the ability to hold a proper conversation in the native language, should be employed in these job. If that means being British then yes. I don't give a shit where they come from I just want them to be able to communicate effectively

Press 1 for NO , Press 2 to be cut off , Press 3 to hear this menu again....

:supergrin:

chrisophiex 15-12-2018 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14546573)
What?

I think he's had the word "goes" auto corrected to "dies".

I hope, anyway.

strawberry mivi 15-12-2018 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14546848)
I think he's had the word "goes" auto corrected to "dies".

I hope, anyway.

Eewwww!!.
I remember seeing 'the boy Line-aker' going on the pitch once during a game.
He had to wipe his cheeks across the grass after suffering from a dodgy prawn or such-like.

Didn't know the gamers of today wanted that sort of realism.

WorthingEagle 15-12-2018 05:53 PM

Constant e-mails from companies reminded me I haven't opted in to receive marketing e-mails from them. Erm....

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 15-12-2018 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 14546767)
Secret Santa full stop. I have enough Xmas shopping to do for my nearest and dearest without having to go to a shop and spend a tenner on a mildly humorous present for someone I barely know.


Disagree. It is the lone high point of the season. Massive opportunity for comedy gold and/or serious 'own back'.
Ryan Air flights start at £5!
Ten minutes on Amazon will yield some absolute total sh'te.
Also, revenge of Santa is good. Re-gift the worst present you received. Obviously for January Xmas Do's, when the prices are back to normal and pubs less busy.

cappuccinoeagle 15-12-2018 10:43 PM

Things that annoy you
 
The Wayne Hennessy thread.
Anti American Strictly Come Dancing viewers.
That bloke from Five Year Plan fanzine, Jim Daly, I think?

Wayne Andrews is God 16-12-2018 11:31 AM

Players who have long sleeves with the hole in for their thumb, it’s looks like a pathetic 9 year old who doesnt like the cold.

wedgetail 16-12-2018 12:11 PM

The General Palace Discussion forum after a defeat and add to that the match day threads, the negativity has driven me away.

Maidstoned Eagle 16-12-2018 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14548754)
The General Palace Discussion forum after a defeat and add to that the match day threads, the negativity has driven me away.

We won yesterday

CT_Palace 16-12-2018 04:14 PM

Arsenal

wedgetail 16-12-2018 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14548991)
We won yesterday

Yes, I was there.

westsussexeagle 16-12-2018 05:25 PM

The BBC News Channel dedicating hours of coverage to the final of 'Strictly'. It's not News grrrrr.

Wayne Andrews is God 16-12-2018 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westsussexeagle (Post 14549148)
The BBC News Channel dedicating hours of coverage to the final of 'Strictly'. It's not News grrrrr.

That is the world we live in now. Celebrity culture has become news, whether that is to distract us from real news is another question.

PIE "N" MASH 16-12-2018 08:57 PM

Claire feckin Baldin(or what ever her name is)is there no sport programme her ugly mug doesn't pop on.Feck off you smug c*nt:veryangry

Eaglesmad123 16-12-2018 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14549351)
Claire feckin Baldin(or what ever her name is)is there no sport programme her ugly mug doesn't pop on.Feck off you smug c*nt:veryangry

A bit harsh. One of the best in the business. Also a very nice person off screen. A real success in this country both in presenting and her day job.

Wolfnipplechips 16-12-2018 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesmad123 (Post 14549353)
A bit harsh. One of the best in the business. Also a very nice person off screen. A real success in this country both in presenting and her day job.

Agreed.

Canít see anything to dislike.

SA Eagle 16-12-2018 09:20 PM

It's coming ******* home on sports personality of the year.

PIE "N" MASH 16-12-2018 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesmad123 (Post 14549353)
A bit harsh. One of the best in the business. Also a very nice person off screen. A real success in this country both in presenting and her day job.

She annoys ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thank you.

FORZA SELHURST 16-12-2018 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14549358)
It's coming ******* home on sports personality of the year.

It's been a bit rubbish for a while but this latest incarnation seems particularly bad. The 'mash-up' was a particularly low moment.

I don't know why I'm even watching it really, guess it's like rubber-necking at a really bad traffic accident.

chrisophiex 16-12-2018 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14549362)
She annoys ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thank you.


Arrows.

Skintagain 16-12-2018 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14549362)
She annoys ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thank you.

For me it's Sue Perkins, not funny at all and clearly also annoys any non-celeb she interviews.

Sue Perkins what's the point.

FORZA SELHURST 16-12-2018 09:55 PM

Netball team lol, they're just taking the piss now.

Eaglesmad123 16-12-2018 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14549362)
She annoys ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thank you.

Her or her looks

Olympian2 16-12-2018 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 14549386)
Netball team lol, they're just taking the piss now.

Netball win > Ali Cookís century in his final Test Match?

Not for me....

Eaglesmad123 16-12-2018 10:02 PM

Asher smith

PIE "N" MASH 16-12-2018 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesmad123 (Post 14549391)
Her or her looks

The whole lot,everything.

Eaglesmad123 16-12-2018 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14549397)
The whole lot,everything.

How long have you felt this way

PIE "N" MASH 16-12-2018 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skintagain (Post 14549377)
For me it's Sue Perkins, not funny at all and clearly also annoys any non-celeb she interviews.

Sue Perkins what's the point.

I will raise you a Claudia Winkleman:wallbash:

PIE "N" MASH 16-12-2018 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesmad123 (Post 14549400)
How long have you felt this way

Not sure doc,sort of comes and goes.Mostly I wish she would go,can you help me:mad:

FORZA SELHURST 16-12-2018 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14549403)
I will raise you a Claudia Winkleman:wallbash:

Absolutely. She set fire to her kid, is Michael MacIntyre's brother and Eve Pollard's daughter.

That isn't good shit there.

pallet 17-12-2018 11:08 AM

How detacted we have all become, I am on a train and everybody has earphones in.

smileysmith 17-12-2018 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14549898)
How detacted we have all become, I am on a train and everybody has earphones in.


Maidstoned Eagle 17-12-2018 02:42 PM

The commentator on the Palace highlights pronouncing Schmeichels name as "Sher Michael"
Dunno why.

johnbush 17-12-2018 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14549898)
How detacted we have all become.

Might agree with you, but I've no idea what the word means.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-12-2018 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnbush (Post 14550159)
Might agree with you, but I've no idea what the word means.

Probably mispelt detached

Maz 17-12-2018 05:20 PM

I feel ricter for knowing that.

Eaglesmad123 17-12-2018 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14549898)
How detacted we have all become, I am on a train and everybody has earphones in.

Dosnt happen up north. Everyone chats on public transport.

danpalace07 18-12-2018 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14549898)
How detacted we have all become, I am on a train and everybody has earphones in.

Imagine talking to each other. We're not ******* Northern...

Maz 18-12-2018 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 14552392)
We're not ******* Northern...

You might be more tolerable if you wereÖ

Dunkie 18-12-2018 08:41 PM

"Does your doorbell make you sound/ look like a smug ****. Mine does."

Blind_Eagle 18-12-2018 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14548991)
We won yesterday

The General Palace Discussion forum after a win and add to that the match day threads, the negativity has driven me away.

I read Saturdayís match day thread yesterday, out of interest, and it was as depressing as ever.

Fickle isnít the word, itís utterly pathetic.

Iíve certainly never in my life, either stood or sat next to such a fan in 50 years of watching Palace. Where the fuck have the come from? Itís not like thereís only a couple of them spouting their irrational bile, thereís a minor infestation.:)

Wolfnipplechips 18-12-2018 09:02 PM

I don’t understand the mentality of these people.

Some of them are just serial moaners.

chav_hater 18-12-2018 09:08 PM

Getting a train which goes through Lewisham. Every evening there’s a holding period outside.

Eaglesmad123 18-12-2018 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 14552392)
Imagine talking to each other. We're not ******* Northern...

You wouldnt last. 5 minutes in the north.

Prince Phillip 18-12-2018 09:21 PM

“Shop the advert” ?!
A well deserved administration to any retailer using this abomination. Mike Ashley’s gonna get yer.

Maz 18-12-2018 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14552410)
The General Palace Discussion forum after a win and add to that the match day threads, the negativity has driven me away.

I read Saturdayís match day thread yesterday, out of interest, and it was as depressing as ever.

Fickle isnít the word, itís utterly pathetic.

Iíve certainly never in my life, either stood or sat next to such a fan in 50 years of watching Palace. Where the fuck have the come from? Itís not like thereís only a couple of them spouting their irrational bile, thereís a minor infestation.:)

Youíre not alone.

cappuccinoeagle 18-12-2018 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 14552429)
Getting a train which goes through Lewisham. Every evening there’s a holding period outside.

West Croydon is the same

Stellavista 19-12-2018 01:56 AM

The Sunday Times magazine. What vile trash it is.

art malice 19-12-2018 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14552410)
The General Palace Discussion forum after a win and add to that the match day threads, the negativity has driven me away.

I read Saturday’s match day thread yesterday, out of interest, and it was as depressing as ever.

Fickle isn’t the word, it’s utterly pathetic.

I’ve certainly never in my life, either stood or sat next to such a fan in 50 years of watching Palace. Where the fuck have the come from? It’s not like there’s only a couple of them spouting their irrational bile, there’s a minor infestation.:)

From 2pm on Saturday it was fvcking appalling. Like a shit pub with regulars at the bar you desperately need to swerve. Utterly toxic

Bipe 19-12-2018 06:47 AM

I have mentioned this before but my God, that 'Flintoff, Savage and the ping pong guy' shit on radio 5. Matthew Syed used to be a serious and credible sports journalist, now he is reduced to playing the straight man to a pair of idiots.

I had managed to avoid this drivel for months but it happened to pop up as I turned my bedside radio on earlier this week. This is a transcript of how the programme started.

Syed: Well I did something this week which I'd never done before in my life.

Savage: Brushed your teeth??

Syed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh that's -

Savage (interrupting): Put on some deodorant!

Flintoff (in background): Giggle giggle

Syed: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Flintoff: Eh up Robbie lad we can keep going with these all day!!

At that point my fist slammed into the off switch. What lunacy is this? I note that the BBC is also now trying to turn Peter Crouch into some form of banter machine, I have not had the bad fortune to catch his programme yet though.

Bipe 19-12-2018 08:30 AM

Also that hardy perennial Henry Winter has been grinding my gears again, bigging up that loser Michael Carrick for his leadership skills and integrity. You've just ghost written his autobiography you prick, with a vested interest like that how do you expect to be taken seriously! I wonder if Carrick's book covers his refusal to be on the standby list for Hodgson's Euro 2012 squad as an example of strong leadership. Toys thrown out of pram which has now been retrospectively painted as 'depression'. Jimmy Hill.

Worksop Palace 19-12-2018 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14552639)
I have mentioned this before but my God, that 'Flintoff, Savage and the ping pong guy' shit on radio 5. Matthew Syed used to be a serious and credible sports journalist, now he is reduced to playing the straight man to a pair of idiots.

I had managed to avoid this drivel for months but it happened to pop up as I turned my bedside radio on earlier this week. This is a transcript of how the programme started.

Syed: Well I did something this week which I'd never done before in my life.

Savage: Brushed your teeth??

Syed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh that's -

Savage (interrupting): Put on some deodorant!

Flintoff (in background): Giggle giggle

Syed: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Flintoff: Eh up Robbie lad we can keep going with these all day!!

At that point my fist slammed into the off switch. What lunacy is this? I note that the BBC is also now trying to turn Peter Crouch into some form of banter machine, I have not had the bad fortune to catch his programme yet though.

Sums the BBC up

Absolutely terrible

Sick Bucket 19-12-2018 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14552618)
From 2pm on Saturday it was fvcking appalling. Like a shit pub with regulars at the bar you desperately need to swerve. Utterly toxic

I gave up on the live thread years ago, shame I remember when we were in the championship I used to look forward to listening to the live audio feed whilst chatting on the live thread. Of course people got pissed off when we were losing but generally it was a friendly, funny place to chat to fellow Palace fans.

thefox 19-12-2018 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14552639)
I have mentioned this before but my God, that 'Flintoff, Savage and the ping pong guy' shit on radio 5. Matthew Syed used to be a serious and credible sports journalist, now he is reduced to playing the straight man to a pair of idiots.

I had managed to avoid this drivel for months but it happened to pop up as I turned my bedside radio on earlier this week. This is a transcript of how the programme started.

Syed: Well I did something this week which I'd never done before in my life.

Savage: Brushed your teeth??

Syed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh that's -

Savage (interrupting): Put on some deodorant!

Flintoff (in background): Giggle giggle

Syed: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Flintoff: Eh up Robbie lad we can keep going with these all day!!

At that point my fist slammed into the off switch. What lunacy is this? I note that the BBC is also now trying to turn Peter Crouch into some form of banter machine, I have not had the bad fortune to catch his programme yet though.


'The ping pong guy shit' blimey those shows have changed.

TopKnot 19-12-2018 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 14552397)
"Does your doorbell make you sound/ look like a smug ****. Mine does."

ha yeah I always think that too. That bloke comes across as a right twat.

Sharkba1t 19-12-2018 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 14552429)
Getting a train which goes through Lewisham. Every evening thereís a holding period outside.

This. And every morning - if you travel on the Hayes line. I can run to work quicker than the train takes (when i'm not injured).

Prince Phillip 19-12-2018 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 14552397)
"Does your doorbell make you sound/ look like a smug ****. Mine does."

Just kick the door in and quickly grab what you can while he's on the way back from the shops. Toothbrush up the rectum for a finishing touch.

cantspell 19-12-2018 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14552639)
I have mentioned this before but my God, that 'Flintoff, Savage and the ping pong guy' shit on radio 5. Matthew Syed used to be a serious and credible sports journalist, now he is reduced to playing the straight man to a pair of idiots.

I had managed to avoid this drivel for months but it happened to pop up as I turned my bedside radio on earlier this week. This is a transcript of how the programme started.

Syed: Well I did something this week which I'd never done before in my life.

Savage: Brushed your teeth??

Syed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh that's -

Savage (interrupting): Put on some deodorant!

Flintoff (in background): Giggle giggle

Syed: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Flintoff: Eh up Robbie lad we can keep going with these all day!!

At that point my fist slammed into the off switch. What lunacy is this? I note that the BBC is also now trying to turn Peter Crouch into some form of banter machine, I have not had the bad fortune to catch his programme yet though.

Thereís another shit football one on a Sunday canít remember who is on it hit equally bad and I just turn to another station

Dunkie 19-12-2018 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14552911)
Just kick the door in and quickly grab what you can while he's on the way back from the shops. Toothbrush up the rectum for a finishing touch.

"Does your doorbell send you a video to your phone of your wife, kids and adorable pet pooch being attacked by baseball bat while you are out. Mind does."

CT_Palace 19-12-2018 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 14552738)
I gave up on the live thread years ago, shame I remember when we were in the championship I used to look forward to listening to the live audio feed whilst chatting on the live thread. Of course people got pissed off when we were losing but generally it was a friendly, funny place to chat to fellow Palace fans.

This. With the most massive (festive, I suppose) bells on.

Live comm plus Palace Player. Them were the days!

elgin eagle 19-12-2018 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 14553065)
This. With the most massive (festive, I suppose) bells on.

Live comm plus Palace Player. Them were the days!

Its hard to find those types of threads. Did they get deleted in an update or something?

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2018 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 14552738)
I gave up on the live thread years ago, shame I remember when we were in the championship I used to look forward to listening to the live audio feed whilst chatting on the live thread. Of course people got pissed off when we were losing but generally it was a friendly, funny place to chat to fellow Palace fans.

Biggus, Les and I also lament the passing of live chat .

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2018 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14552410)
The General Palace Discussion forum after a win and add to that the match day threads, the negativity has driven me away.

I read Saturdayís match day thread yesterday, out of interest, and it was as depressing as ever.

Fickle isnít the word, itís utterly pathetic.

Iíve certainly never in my life, either stood or sat next to such a fan in 50 years of watching Palace. Where the fuck have the come from? Itís not like thereís only a couple of them spouting their irrational bile, thereís a minor infestation.:)

Bring back Live Chat, thats what I say.

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2018 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14552421)
I donít understand the mentality of these people.

Some of them are just serial moaners.

And some are obvious Brighton trolls who threaten to "speak to their people" when outed...and then get a pet mod to look after them.

Richard 19-12-2018 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14552639)
I have mentioned this before but my God, that 'Flintoff, Savage and the ping pong guy' shit on radio 5. Matthew Syed used to be a serious and credible sports journalist, now he is reduced to playing the straight man to a pair of idiots.

At that point my fist slammed into the off switch. What lunacy is this? I note that the BBC is also now trying to turn Peter Crouch into some form of banter machine, I have not had the bad fortune to catch his programme yet though.

How did you write this post and miss out Chris Sutton ?!!

Stavros 69 19-12-2018 05:35 PM

People who can’t walk onto escalators. Like they are something out of the future.
People who walk off escalators and then immediately stop.

Olympian2 19-12-2018 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14553019)
Thereís another shit football one on a Sunday canít remember who is on it hit equally bad and I just turn to another station

I guarantee you itís ĎThe Squadí with Nick Bright. Itís simply too awful for words. I appreciate the target audience is 30 years younger than me.

cantspell 20-12-2018 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14553446)
I guarantee you itís ĎThe Squadí with Nick Bright. Itís simply too awful for words. I appreciate the target audience is 30 years younger than me.


Thatís the one - truly abysmal and I canít believe anyone would listen to it

CK 20-12-2018 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14553090)
Biggus, Les and I also lament the passing of live chat .

Christ I'd forgotten about that:lux:

Wayne Andrews is God 20-12-2018 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 14552670)
Also that hardy perennial Henry Winter has been grinding my gears again, bigging up that loser Michael Carrick for his leadership skills and integrity. You've just ghost written his autobiography you prick, with a vested interest like that how do you expect to be taken seriously! I wonder if Carrick's book covers his refusal to be on the standby list for Hodgson's Euro 2012 squad as an example of strong leadership. Toys thrown out of pram which has now been retrospectively painted as 'depression'. Jimmy Hill.

How do you know he wasnít depressed?


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