Peter Andre. Saw him on tv with his wife, she looks about 17 years old. Any other bloke and women would be saying hes a dirty old man and she is a gold digger, but because its good old Peter, its oh what a lovely couple etc etc. I give it 4 years tops.

Remembering passwords

Oh yes, total idiots.

wherever you were from you'd always be a boring prick Maz

And stop right there.

That wasn't Andre, I'm pretty sure it was The Spice Girls. Same era though.

Thank you very much.

Singers doing shit cheesy Xmas songs in a really heartfelt and earnest style

Blimey, you lot know nothing. That's Elvis Presley.

A little less action and a little more conversation

my wife again...

She has this annoying habit of having to eat certain things off of certain plates and drink certain drinks out of certain cups/glasses regardless of where they are stored, which leads me when having to return the plate or glass to where is is kept and having to remove stuff from the cabinets to put said plate or glass back where it is kept.

Where as I will take the first available plate or glass that is easily accessible regardless of what I am going to eat or drink. This may result in using a dinner plate for my toast or orange juice in a wine glass, but hey... it works and can just slip back in place when washed without any fuss.

Men's logic I think.

Having a dig at Springsteen.......blasphemy!! Expect some major incoming abuse from Nelson Muntz :D

It's time for an affair.

People who think the piece of public road opposite their house is under their person control.

It's not. **** off and merry Christmas you twats.

The woman who decided to give her daughter a driving lesson in the supermarket car park at 2pm on Christmas Eve. What a f*ckwit. Poor girl looked terrified.

In at the deep end :)

Starts 9.00 AM Boxing Day ads should be banned until 6.00PM on Christmas Day.

Think you should amend your post. Delete everything except banned.

Stabbings in Bromley on Christmas eve how sad London has become

Banned annoys you ?

EFA. But I agree with the point. Similar to suicides on the railway. We had 2 last week and another driver hit a child as well. Merry fecking Christmas lads.

A few things can assist in this scenario. ^^^
We have multiple sets of pasta plates, bowls, side dishes, dinner plates, all of which get chipped , due to repeatedly stacking and unstacking to 'get the right plate'. As soon as they get chipped, I chuck them out.
In this respect a dishwasher and a dog are also helpful in getting rid of excessive crockery and glassware

In the spirit of Christmas, I'll tell you a secret that our crooked media has kept hidden... Bromley has been in London for the last 53 years :p

It was in Kent when i lived there. Although it did have an 01 telephone number in fairness.

You lived in Hayes, so maybe that was Kent yet Bromley was London?

I am with you I always knew my address as ending 'Hayes, Bromley, Kent'

Hayes is in London too. Merry Christmas :p

Since the 1st April 1965, so you're showing your age

Nope, i agree with Cary. Bromley, Kent on any letter.

Always nice to start xmas day with a pointless argument about semantics, ive found :)

I always knew pickhurst park as bromley and mead way as the hayes border. But who knows now, it was like 30 years ago.

Yeah I thought one side of Mead Way was Hayes the other Bromley.

However Reps AJ seems to be very confident that Bromley or Hayes it makes no difference, it is all London.

When I moved back for a few years in the '80s, I was still saying my address was Kent, the urban sprawl started for me when I crossed mead Way. We even had apple trees in our garden so please tell me how that does not represent Kent REPS AJ, eh?

People who write their address wrong :angel:

It's a good warm up for all the family games later :supergrin:

:D

Even Brockley used to be in Kent.

Things that have happened since Bromley was in Kent:

• The Rolling Stones had a number one with Satisfaction
• England won the World Cup
• The moon landings
• Rodney King was born
• The Soviet Union launched its first operational satellite Molniya 1-01

Okay okay no need to rub it in

FWIW the Post Office recognises Bromley being in Kent.

Up yours Reps AJ

Long live Molniya 1-01

Molniya 1-01
Kent

Don't make me point out its the London Borough of Bromley :supergrin:

Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble

Being old school, I still put Bromley, Kent on the Christmas cards I send back home. They seem to reach their destination OK.

I'm sure the young whippersnapper postmen shake their heads, but seem to humor me when they see the cards are coming from Trumpington.

Got our son an Xbox, he's wanted one for ages. Came with absolutely bugger all instructions other than a book in about 30 languages basically saying to not wash it in the bath.

Worked out how to connect it up based on the various leads only working in certain sockets.

Son had a bit more nous than me and between us we got it working after managing to enter email address and Microsoft password (WTF)

Put in Fifa19 disc and think it can't be much more effort getting a game out of this thing.

Nope - about an hour of it doing various bloody updates before we can even have a game. Can't believe they ever had this much trouble when they set up the machine in the Fanzone!!! Bastards!!!

Was less complicated when I was a kid, most fiddly thing I had to do was build the Mouse Trap game!

Mrs Brown's boys... Who finds this amusing?

Mrs. H bought me 2 hideous no name track suits and a pair of slippers for Christmas.... I think I'm ready for the Florida retirement home!

Mind you it looks like AWB had the same problem!

I think if it doesn't have a London postcode then it should be the original county - I know I always put Croydon, Surrey when sending letters there

We were always Beckenham BR3 1SG Kent. London was up the road in a SE post code, it might be London Borough of Bromley but the county is Kent.

My own rule of thumb was that the green background and white lettering on the road name signs made Beckenham and Bromley in Kent.

This is all on you, Reps AJ.

People whose geography is 53 years out of date

If you drive through Biggin Hill (Bromley borough) out towards Westerham, you pass the sign that says “Welcome to Kent. The Garden of England” or something along those lines.

On the return journey you pass the London Borough of Bromley sign.

The simple rule of thumb for those of us that live in 2018 - if it’s in a London borough, it’s in London.

I'm sure I argued that Bromley was in London last time.

The sign has obviously been placed wrong.. it needs moving to the intersection with Hayes Lane and Mead Way, where it was intended to be.

:lux:

Its an easy fix.

Find an Ebay purchase down that way Paul and get it done.

Will do mate. Just to annoy reps aj more than anything else.

I like Reps AJ however he has annoyed me on this thread by using facts to support his argument.

I'm in the London Borough of Havering with the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham less than 100 yards up the road, yet my address is Romford Essex with an RM postcode. Doesn't help much does it. Happy Xmas:D

It's not the Brexit thread, I thought I was safe :D

It does annoy me, so the perfect thread :lux:

That's right, i was born in Beckenham, Kent, (1939, I know, an old fart) at Beckenham Hospital. if it's still there, anyway, it says that on my Birth certificate , and still does on past and present Passports.

Yeah, bit of a cheek really.

Just show him a 53 year old letter, that'll shut him up.

Sky News' "Make Debates Happen" campaign. It's up to 130,000 signatures after 5000 years of it being ever present on their channel. At what point do they just accept no one really cares?

And by that logic, the home of the national football team is not in London either.

The best thing about this is that something was posted unrelated to this and has descended to area disputes that has actually annoyed me on this thread.

Things that annoy you
 

Lee Probert
Christmas songs after Christmas Day

Japan starting full scale Whaling
Something needs to be done about this

12 days of Christmas? I do know what you mean though it all seems a bit flat after the big day.

Fly-tippers absolute scum off the earth who seem to be multiplying at an alarming rate.

Michael McIntyre

The good news is it means they will not be hitting the whale
Sanctuaries any more under their “scientific research” lie. They now join Iceland and Norway who continue the killing but they are limited to their own territorial waters. The biggest market for the meat is Japan but it only represents 0.1% of the meat consumed and is falling. It is only being propped up by government subsidies (including some of the rebuilding international aid after Fokushima) for the fleet and giving the meat to schools. People won’t eat it as it’s full of horrible shite but they feel it is a mater of pride and a few ¥¥¥ in the right pockets that keeps it going. Iceland whaling is run by 1 very wealthy man who supports certain key politicians. I hope that time and continued effort will make them all give up when there is no market.

Flat roofs or rooves.

This.

On way back to work today when it seems like I am the only fecking one!

Im in the Office just now.. No one else in.. great.. away from the madness for a few hours and get to use the Kahzi in peace

Croydon Council, they are incapable of answering the phone at anytime.

ALL options on all departments just lead to "You can check xxxxx by going online to ........"

I want to TALK to someone you *****. that's why I rang up!!!:veryangry

Public sector specialist private contractors, or 'bandits' as they should probably be called.

Gregory Porter's f*cking hat.

That twatty orange alpaca in the J2O ads.

Statistics and probability. Incredibly boring and shit subject.

85% of people feel this way.

97.3% of all statistics are made up,It’s like the tale of the roadside merchant who was asked to explain how he could sell rabbit sandwiches so cheap. “Well,” he explained, “I have to put some horse-meat in too. But I mix them 50:50. One horse, one rabbit.”

good call - what an utter pile of shyte

Davina McCall

South Eastern Rail (and probably others) having the audacity to charge peak weekday fares when operating a Saturday service.

End users.

"Has anyone reported this? I'm getting it all the time and can barely do any work".

"Nope. Can you tell me exactly what the issue is, what software are you using, what operating system, providing me with any screenshots or relevant data points such as account numbers etc?".

"Well I've not had any for a few days".

"Ok, can you just stay at your desk until the hyperbole police have arrived?". :wallbash:

"I'm a snobby, stuck-up, self-absorbed, self-satisfied, asocial twat. That's why I'm on Elite Singles"

Finally found the motivation to start using the home running machine and the **** starts blowing fuses (without my fat arse weighing it down, i might add)


Motivation gone.

I’ve never even met anyone who finds it gunnery I wonder what the demographic is of those who do?

What is the probability of that, Joe? :D

:supergrin:

My mother-in-law saying 'it is what it is'.

FFS

Get out in the countryside and do some walking

You lazy fecker

:p

Lack of O2 reception in Selhurst Park.

I see your Davina, and raise it with a Claudia..

Agreed!

And bloody Mexican Waves

Self checkouts. If you're going to introduce the technology, make sure it f*cking works.

Cars being built without working indicators.

Greedy holiday apartment owners. 200 Euro 'cleaning' fees.

Additional 'admin' charges for events.

Buying electrical items and finding they come with European plugs. F*ckwits.

Leon and Squirrel. Over-rated, expensive and generally crap.

'It eats well'. C*nts.

Hopelessly vague school texts.

Parentpay.

Twiggy.