I agree 100%.

Trouble is, it’s very comfortable doing it.

But I don’t and wouldn’t. I immediately think they look stupid, and wouldnt want people to think that of me :bash:.....and there’s also the Cantona reference.

In fact, I’ve come to the conclusion it’s posh people, or people who want to appear posh.

I've always loved that footage from the 1990 semi-final. The look of utter bewilderment on his face, just after he sliced the ball out of play under no pressure whatsoever.

Polo shirts in general. Just don’t get them.

Chequered farmer shirts, the ones that barn dancers would wear

A polo shirt is a form of shirt with a collar, a placket neckline with typically two or three buttons, and an optional pocket. Polo shirts are usually short sleeved.

HTH.

Clothes.

Vietcong style pyjamas for all.

Badoom tish! :)

South West trains and their guards. :jerkit::jerkit: :jerkit::jerkit:

The butler did it...

Rick Stein said ‘it is what it is’ tonight on his new French show.

At least say it in French FFS

Eet eeezzz what eet eeezz

:D

Daft racist

I've realised that I'm too old to do it now so have stopped. Sort of.

:lux:

South West Trains management and the DoT :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Football commentators now keep on and keep on using the phrase 'they find a way' when talking of the Scoucers and Man City. Zzzzz

I feel for you, my friend. I didn't learn either.

I should have given up when the one woman I truly loved didn't work out 30 years ago. But I was young and hopeful and fell for the one who wanted to stay friends, followed (as I later found to my physical, mental and financial cost) by the alcoholic, prescription-pill-popping, violent pschyo. She hid it well, but I probably should have cottoned on earlier. Then I finally did give up. I must have 'MUG' stamped on my forehead in ink only women can see.

No woman is going to get their grubby mitts on what little money and sanity I have left. With my health fading, I am content see out the remainder of my life with family, a few friends and Palace :lux:

The ‘i accept cookies’ alert that pops up when you first enter any site.

Just FUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFF!

Its the continuous repetition of these everytime you log back into a site that annoys me the most. If Ive told Quancast once, I have told them a thousand times, that I am ticking no to everything.

All the hyphenated names in football. Hyphenation used to be associated with being posh or upper classy, now you have every little urchin who ventures out of his council estate demanding to be known by two surnames. When I started watching the game we had Ian Storey-Moore and that was it. The name sort of rolled off the tongue Then Ian Wright started spreading his seed and we ended up with a couple of Wright-Phillips's; Now terrace lyricists are stuck with the task of how are they going to make a song about Oxlaide- Chamberlain, Trent Alexander or feckin Bailey Peacock-Farrell. What's going to happen to the next generation, if double barrel marries double barrel? Will there be room on the back of the shirt for the number. Rant over. Meanwhile in Syria today.

I’ve probably mentioned this before but when did it become acceptable to go out down the pub in track suit bottoms. I’m sat down a nice pub and the bloke slouching in the corner is dressed in track suit bottoms, hoody and baseball cap. Have these people no pride in themselves? Mind you the girl he is with is rather fetching in a tight fitting dress.

Tattersall? I live in them. :supergrin:

You must etc.

I feel your pain, it really annoys me.

Floods in Sheffield. Shopping centre is completely locked, and I wanted to go there tomorrow.

Drug dealer innit

Sheffield is a nightmare for traffic at the best of times, a bit of rain and it’s impossible. Rain like yesterday and it’s fecked.

My daughter works in Meadowhall and had just finished her shift at 3pm and went to get her usual tram back into the city centre but all trams and trains were cancelled. She rang an Uber who cancelled on her 10 mins later as they couldn’t get anywhere near. I told her to go back into Meadowhall and I’d come and get her. Meadowhall was locked down so she couldn’t and this was about 4pm. She walked down to the next tram stop and managed to get what was probably the last tram out at about 4.45. After that the whole area was waist deep in river. I’ve got a client who’s office is on Jessops Riverside near Meadowhall and it’s flooded exactly as it did in 2007 despite millions being spent on flood defences

The american term ‘sick’ replacing ‘ill’

To me sick is the act of vomiting or feeling like you might,, ill is when you have a cold etc. Everyone says it now.

I thought sick now meant banging?

When I’m singing along getting into some music on my CD or MP3 in my car and the automatic traffic announcements cut in and spoil the groove.

People who go for a run with their jacket jumper or worse high biz jacket around their waste ridiculous!

So when you are unwell you take an "ill day" off work?

:D I was listening to a game on the radio the other day (forget who) while driving and it when something like this...

A great ball swung in from the left.... in .1 miles take the next right turn... what a well taken goal that was!

Just glad it wasn't a Palace game!

The fact that no clothing shop in Bromley seems to sell men’s long socks. Any colour, pattern but only mid calf. Winter’s coming and my ancient legs get cold!

I often resort to wearing pajama trousers under my trousers in the winter, and I’m not old.

People using laptops on trains smashing away at their keyboard annoying the fu#k out of everyone else because they are so important and busy

Buy some longjohns

Having to google to find out whether longjohns is spelt longjohns or long johns only to find out you've used the wrong one

Christmas TV ads.

It's only the end of the first week in November and I'm already sick of the wall-to-wall fake bomhomie designed to make us spend obscene amounts of money on stuff we don't need in pursuit of an idealised Christmas Day - which, let's be honest, never ever happens.

Yes - bah, humbug!

Or maybe just trying to get their work finished while travelling so they can spend more time with their kids? Not being defensive, cos I rarely used a laptop on a train.

The tapping is quite irritating tho' :)

Pundits going on about Chelsea's project when basically their stars are fu#king off and they have a transfer embargo. What else are they going to do? Let's hope Cahill buries one in the 90th to stick it up them tomorrow. COYP

Lots of people these days seem to want to use the word 'articulate' in business meetings. It is really starting to annoy me. Just stick to the more straightforward alternative explain, say, tell etc.

Im freelance. It’s called a dont get paid day.

Things that annoy you
 

The painfully unfunny I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here ads.
The Mariah Carey Walkers crisps ad.
The Mariah Carey Christmas song.
In fact, yes, Mariah Carey full stop.

My husband

What's he done?

Does it matter ? ;)

If I hear that sodding woman say "Deliveroo" once more, I'll kick a football at her face. ******* voice sets my teeth right on edge. And the lottery and BT ads are winding me up to a similar extent as well.

People queuing up for bargains in Mothercare, then moaning that the price reductions aren’t big enough.
People are losing their jobs, you selfish c units.

The feeling of your shoelace coming untied when your other foot stands on the lace.

Do they really deliver all that stuff in the same bag at the same time, and how much of it is still even tepid? Or are we being fed a lie?

If you read the small print in the advert you have to place separate orders for different vendors. I don’t use take aways often but if I do I go directly to the company. I wouldn’t use any of these food delivery companies. They take a large portion of the cost of the food from the supplier and often the food is cooked in shipping containers or industrial units where certain food standards and rules do not have to be observed.

I did see the small print re separate orders - is that a recent addition? And I wouldn't touch any of them with a bargepole either. They imply it all arrives at once, though? I am still confused. If you place orders with 3/4 different companies, how long does that all take? And I seen their delivery merchants; they all seem to be psychos who have been sacked by the likes of Dominos and Pizza Hut!

At the end of the advert she dives head first into the bag up/down to her calves. Guessing they can argue it's not to be taken literally :) never used them myself, and pretty sure we won't going forward.

The advert is really irritating and it's on all the time. Dread to think how many deliveries they have to make to get that back.

Keeps breathing...probably

Get some nice stockings.

The Beer munch advert. Do the people who devise these sort of ads realise the more annoying the ad the less chance of the product doing well ?

Yet you’re posting about it on a football forum.....

You do the math

Unfortunately this isn"t the case. You and I might be sensible enough to correlate annoying advertising with shit products but most peoples are much stupider than this.

I've done the math and and I thought it was about things that annoy you. Have I missed something ?

You do the feckin' what??????

People who say ' you do the math'

Yet another American-ism polluting our language :rolleyes:

Leave Workshop alone, hes probably flooded.

Unless it’s a priest’s boss with a lisp.

:D

Luckily not but know people who have been and the town is in a bit of a mess. £3.65 worth of damage done....

And I knew ‘you do the math’ would get people going

Easy easy easy easy

Ah yes, one should've recognised the "Al from Bromley manoeuvre".

The Chelsea love in on BT sport today, joe Cole what a twat

Yep. Schoolboy error. :D

Yes I think you are.

You didn’t just say it was annoying, you suggested that because it was annoying and rather shit, that less people would buy the product.

Not sure you understand marketing that well if that’s what you think

More often that not, only being the tv game when we play against top 6 teams.
Annoyingly difficult to get overly excited when your gut is telling you a loss is most likely.

Yeah fair enough maybe I was a bit harsh with the end bit :hmph::D

The Live Com thread. F*cking hell what a bunch of whingebags. Holding chelsea 0-0 and not giving away chances, and it's just moan moan moan. Won't be going back in one of them again.

Yep, ******* unbelievable.

Innit. Soaking wet mattress every fvcking week.

You’re new to the match threads aren’t you .

Loads of those outside peeps gaffs up here at the moment

I didn’t realise there were other Palace fans in the ‘sop

doubly annoyed now

Seeing one of the most talented footballers in the history of the club not bothering his arse.

I know I wouldn't even look at the Go Compare site after hearing that Opera singing guy. Drove me mad.

being without internet for a week because a BT engineer licks windows and ****ed up our installation was most annoying, as was getting a third of the speed we pay for

all sorted now like but I had to rinse the old Bond DVD's for that week

please never go to Vue in Croydon

Fireworks not on November 5th

That's a but harsh on Wrighty, I'm a Celeb hasn't even started yet

Which reminds me - Ian Wright - I'm A celebrity - he'd turn up for the opening of an envelope.

Yep, it’s supposed to be Firework Night, it’s turned into Firework Fortnight.

It’s a nightmare this year, every ******* night since Friday a week a go. The dogs are a quivering wreck :grrr:

Tim Lovejoy. Wanker.

I concur.

Political leaders laying wreaths at the Cenotaph.



Political leaders.

Great shout, but I think he transcends annoyance. Briefly met him at the peak of his Soccer AM pomp and his whole arrogant aura immediately screamed WKD-drinking, Jacamo-wearing lad.

Apparently supported Watford, but was advised to change to Chelsea to boost his career.

The Guardian.

I’m a reader, but it does annoy me at times. There’s a few writers who’s pomposity you can feel seeping through.

People in the gym changing room drying their knackers with a hairdryer

He seems affable, but he once wore a Ramones T Shirt, but didn’t know any of their songs, which is pretty wanky behaviour.

One of whom laid his wreath the wrong way, the same one who was the only person there who hadn’t bothered buttoning his overcoat. Blond, bulky bloke who doesn’t own a comb.

People in gym changing rooms walking around with their knackers out. Exhibitionists.