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Prince Phillip 12-12-2019 09:14 AM

Ronnie O'Sullivan turning into a tw@t. Some may even say "turning" with a question mark and raised eyebrow.

dannyb1 12-12-2019 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 15012123)
Great breasts

Agreed but annoying voice and look on her boat when sat waiting in a debate.

ExiledStirling 12-12-2019 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 15012790)
Ronnie O'Sullivan turning into a tw@t. Some may even say "turning" with a question mark and raised eyebrow.

He has mental issues which he tries to deal with so deserves to be cut some slack.

wedgetail 12-12-2019 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15012707)
I'll admit I probably don't listen to the right radio stations, and not living in The UK probably helps, but I can honestly say I do not know of one Ed Sheeran song, or have heard one for that matter, unless I have and it didn't register.

Then again, I guess I'm not his target audience!

I caught a few minutes of Sheeran at on TV but Iit didn't even register as annoying, He would have to improve greatly to reach bland.

Worksop Palace 12-12-2019 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 15012796)
Agreed but annoying voice and look on her boat when sat waiting in a debate.

This post should probably be on Guilty Fancies but I find her quite alluring. The hooters do play a big part in that it has to be said but nevertheless ...

Polak 12-12-2019 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 15011294)
Ex Liverpool players commentating on Liverpool games....so fvckin biased. Football media is full of 'pool bum licks

Same with Alan Smith on Sky when he commentates on arsenal games

Wayne Andrews is God 12-12-2019 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15012707)
I'll admit I probably don't listen to the right radio stations, and not living in The UK probably helps, but I can honestly say I do not know of one Ed Sheeran song, or have heard one for that matter, unless I have and it didn't register.

Then again, I guess I'm not his target audience!

His target audience is actually people like Mark Clattenberg and Martin H.

thefox 12-12-2019 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 15012173)
Ed Sheeran just completed the highest grossing tour of all time - $700 million. :eek:

During which he played Bangkok and spent his time visiting restaurants and taking selfies with the chefs.
Rihanna, Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher, Robbie Fowler, Steve Coppell, Bryan Robson etc etc etc etc hit the red light districts.
Ed Sheeran ROCK N' ROLL !!!

art malice 12-12-2019 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 15013097)
During which he played Bangkok and spent his time visiting restaurants and taking selfies with the chefs.
Rihanna, Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher, Robbie Fowler, Steve Coppell, Bryan Robson etc etc etc etc hit the red light districts.
Ed Sheeran ROCK N' ROLL !!!

Sir Steve?

Did they marvel at his Ďlong ballí?

thefox 12-12-2019 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 15013104)
Sir Steve?

Did they marvel at his Ďlong ballí?

:D Soon shortened.

Yes Sir Steve. Holiday home in Pattaya.

Paulinmorden 13-12-2019 08:02 PM

Prime Ministers who urge the country to now unite behind him. Yeh just because you won the election those who voted for other parties are going to say yeh go Boris you're going to represent my views on everything. Sod off I voted against you and though there is no option but to except the result of a democratic election I will continue to oppose you and your policies.

Dobbo 13-12-2019 09:38 PM

You've got five years to go, so get over it for your own sake !

cappuccinoeagle 14-12-2019 06:19 PM

Nicola Sturgeonís & Diana Abbottís reaction to Jo Swinson losing her seat.
Sturgeon I get cos it won SNP a seat, but Abbott totally classless.
Swinson losing her seat, the only one of the main three leaders with some honesty & moral courage.
Corbyn not resigning yet.

Prince Phillip 14-12-2019 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 15016669)
Nicola Sturgeonís & Diana Abbottís reaction to Jo Swinson losing her seat.
Sturgeon I get cos it won SNP a seat, but Abbott totally classless.

Girls never play nicely.

Blind_Eagle 14-12-2019 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paulinmorden (Post 15015707)
Prime Ministers who urge the country to now unite behind him. Yeh just because you won the election those who voted for other parties are going to say yeh go Boris you're going to represent my views on everything. Sod off I voted against you and though there is no option but to except the result of a democratic election I will continue to oppose you and your policies.

But do you accept it?

rhiannapaul 14-12-2019 11:36 PM

Sturgeon trapping off when she only got 1.2 million votes with a voting public of 4.7 million in Scotland. 13 million voted Tory
She needs to wind it in remember William Wallace !

fang 14-12-2019 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rhiannapaul (Post 15016990)
. 13 million voted Tory

But not in Scotland.

bubbs11 15-12-2019 02:09 PM

Some crisp packets that I basically have to limber up and psyche myself up to like some Olympic athlete, just to try and open them.

These are crisps designed for kids btw, welded together by some unearthly force.

swissroll 15-12-2019 02:22 PM

eBays cast iron refund protection. Item not delivered, tracking on courier shows it hasnít been delivered , seller refuses refund , eBay find in sellers favour and again on appeal. Finally after pointing out they were breaching their own t&cs they now want us to prove it wasnít delivered - how the feck do you do that?

jjeagle 15-12-2019 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by swissroll (Post 15017398)
eBays cast iron refund protection. Item not delivered, tracking on courier shows it hasnít been delivered , seller refuses refund , eBay find in sellers favour and again on appeal. Finally after pointing out they were breaching their own t&cs they now want us to prove it wasnít delivered - how the feck do you do that?

You say that the courier tracking showed that the item hadn't been delivered. Surely that's proof? Although, l admit trying to get people like Ebay to accept something as black and white as that can be a mission. Good luck.

PALACEWU 15-12-2019 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 15013078)
His target audience is actually people like Mark Clattenberg and Martin H.

:D laugh out loud

Martin H 15-12-2019 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 15013078)
His target audience is actually people like Mark Clattenberg and Martin H.

LOL - If I am in his target audience then itís really not working for him. :)

However, because I am not deaf or brain dead (apologies to the OP - Hedgehog?) I do recognise that I have heard his songs, of which there are many, on TV/radio/streams etc. I donít get the inverse snobbery over things like this. I am not a fan, and donít happen to own his albums but there are far worse singer/songwriters around and his biggest failing it would appear is being unbelievably successful after years of learning his trade. Good luck to him. Is it a British thing to dislike anyone thatís successful ? When living in the US it seemed the opposite and the dislike would only start after they were already on the way down.

As for Mark Clattenburg ..... WTF?

Wayne Andrews is God 15-12-2019 02:58 PM

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.t...ped-ed-sheeran

Here is the explanation. Somehow this compacted further my view of Clattenburg as a spineless star fuc ker.

Martin H 15-12-2019 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 15017433)
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.t...ped-ed-sheeran

Here is the explanation. Somehow this compacted further my view of Clattenburg as a spineless star fuc ker.

Aha - thanks that makes sense of it and I had missed that one completely. Agree re Clattenburg BTW, what a dick.

glenn.f 15-12-2019 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15017385)
Some crisp packets that I basically have to limber up and psyche myself up to like some Olympic athlete, just to try and open them.

These are crisps designed for kids btw, welded together by some unearthly force.

Haha both me and the wife fought hard to get into a mini packet of maltesers each last night....utter disgrace when all you want to do is eat.

glenn.f 15-12-2019 05:49 PM

Mouth ulcers giving you 4-5 days of misery and dicks ringing you up the minute I get back home, having been on call since Friday evening.....no can't help now bugger off and ring another company.

big bad John 15-12-2019 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 15017594)
Mouth ulcers giving you 4-5 days of misery and dicks :


:eek::eek::eek: Did you ever consider that, that may have been the cause of said problem?

glenn.f 15-12-2019 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 15017810)
:eek::eek::eek: Did you ever consider that, that may have been the cause of said problem?

:D very good:lux:

Hedgehog 16-12-2019 06:14 PM

Not being able to find a shoe box with my important "stuff" in (Mum & Dads service records, old medals, important letters etc.).

This is only a frigging small house, there can only be so many places it could be. Turned it upside down this morning.

Truth be known I probably put it somewhere safe... God only knows where that is!

PIE "N" MASH 16-12-2019 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15018560)
Not being able to find a shoe box with my important "stuff" in (Mum & Dads service records, old medals, important letters etc.).

This is only a frigging small house, there can only be so many places it could be. Turned it upside down this morning.

Truth be known I probably put it somewhere safe... God only knows where that is!

All done it.It will turn up only for you to do the same thing again:D

Hedgehog 16-12-2019 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15018668)
All done it.It will turn up only for you to do the same thing again:D

The sad thing is, I was actually looking for something else when I realized I couldn't find the shoe box, which might on the off chance contain what I'm really looking for... so it's a bit of a double whammy!

Dobbo 17-12-2019 03:42 PM

Sub Post Office in Tunbridge Wells not having any second class stamps in stock. Surprise surprise as many first class as you want.
Pay their sales director a big Xmas bonus for all the extra cash he's conned the public out of.

bubbs11 17-12-2019 05:57 PM

A neighbours cat that this morning decided my front door step was the perfect place to spew his little feline guts out. As well cat food it seems to have ingested an inordinate amount of brown bread??? Weirdo cat.

Worksop Palace 17-12-2019 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15021108)
A neighbours cat that this morning decided my front door step was the perfect place to spew his little feline guts out. As well cat food it seems to have ingested an inordinate amount of brown bread??? Weirdo cat.

Eat owt our cat. Avocado is one of his favourites would you believe

bubbs11 17-12-2019 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15021183)
Eat owt our cat. Avocado is one of his favourites would you believe

Avocado! Never heard that one before. Iíve had cats all my life and theyíve all had pretty run of the mill dietary favourites. One of my recent cats mind had a penchant for fresh prawns. Turned her nose up to the cheap frozen variety or the cheaper supermarket own; somehow she knew what was the gold standard in prawns.

Got into a lot of trouble with Mrs Bubbs over that as she questioned why we were spending x amount on Ďthat bloody ungrateful catí every week. :o

thefox 18-12-2019 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15021108)
A neighbours cat that this morning decided my front door step was the perfect place to spew his little feline guts out. As well cat food it seems to have ingested an inordinate amount of brown bread??? Weirdo cat.

My three new ones eat pretty much anything, but love bread. They will steal it if I leave some to defrost. That they were all ferile may explain why they eat anything.

adrenalin john 18-12-2019 04:30 AM

People speeding up when there is a red light in front of them, knowing they will then have to break hard to stop. Weird, why do it when you can gently slow down and come to a stop. You are not gaining distance or time, just burning gas, break pads and rubber

Maidstoned Eagle 18-12-2019 07:15 AM

Gas?

pallet 18-12-2019 07:56 AM

Christmas again well christmas parties. People suddenly best mates with people they have slaagged off all year. Also doing some very strange out of character things.

Sick Bucket 18-12-2019 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15017426)
LOL - If I am in his target audience then itís really not working for him. :)

However, because I am not deaf or brain dead (apologies to the OP - Hedgehog?) I do recognise that I have heard his songs, of which there are many, on TV/radio/streams etc. I donít get the inverse snobbery over things like this. I am not a fan, and donít happen to own his albums but there are far worse singer/songwriters around and his biggest failing it would appear is being unbelievably successful after years of learning his trade. Good luck to him. Is it a British thing to dislike anyone thatís successful ? When living in the US it seemed the opposite and the dislike would only start after they were already on the way down.

Ooh this is one of my favourite subjects, Britain absolutely detests anyone successful, anyone who makes it bigger immediately becomes an absolute wanker. I find it very strange. What's wrong with Ed Sheeran? I'm completely indifferent but he seems a nice enough bloke to me, in fact I heard once after making his first album he buggered off backpacking for a year, without a mobile phone, which I think is quite cool.

chrisophiex 18-12-2019 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 15021640)
What's wrong with Ed Sheeran?.


We don't have time....

But seriously, I think his music is bland and boring, but I'm not his demographic.

Don't understand why middle aged men like him.

PIE "N" MASH 18-12-2019 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 15021595)
Christmas again well christmas parties. People suddenly best mates with people they have slaagged off all year. Also doing some very strange out of character things.

The very reason I don't do organised site party's. Full of arse licking clingons:jerkit:

KYLIE MINEAGLE 18-12-2019 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15021652)
The very reason I don't do organised site party's. Full of arse licking clingons:jerkit:

Surely if you have arse lickers ,this will get rid of the clingons.:confused:

art malice 18-12-2019 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15021655)
Surely if you have arse lickers ,this will get rid of the clingons.:confused:

Yep. What a Christmas party that was.

PIE "N" MASH 18-12-2019 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15021655)
Surely if you have arse lickers ,this will get rid of the clingons.:confused:

The lickers are way back in the queue now days.There is a new breed on sites in and around London and it's not pretty:jerkit:

WLYWLYAWYPWF 18-12-2019 11:42 AM

Subhuman scum that refuse to let you out of a turning as they'd rather block you in or creep 6 extra feet in to the traffic jam they're already sat in.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-12-2019 12:07 PM

Women who get the arse when you remove one of the 6 sets of dumbells they have around their bench at the gym...and then get even arsier when you point out that yes, you will continue to remove them until they realise their selfish behaviour is stupid.

Martin H 18-12-2019 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15021789)
Women who get the arse when you remove one of the 6 sets of dumbells they have around their bench at the gym...and then get even arsier when you point out that yes, you will continue to remove them until they realise their selfish behaviour is stupid.

I bet it's because you took the pink ones, right? :)

Kirby 18-12-2019 12:43 PM

People who sit opposite/next to you on a half empty train carriage.

Proper weirdos. Thanks for ruining my relaxing journey.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-12-2019 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15021830)
I bet it's because you took the pink ones, right? :)

Purple...they're morning dawn purple and no one can tell me otherwise!

CT_Palace 18-12-2019 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15021922)
Purple...they're morning dawn purple and no one can tell me otherwise!

Were you colour coordinating with your leotard?

thefox 18-12-2019 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15021789)
Women who get the arse when you remove one of the 6 sets of dumbells they have around their bench at the gym...and then get even arsier when you point out that yes, you will continue to remove them until they realise their selfish behaviour is stupid.

Have you considered steroids so you don't have to share weights with women ?

Hedgehog 18-12-2019 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15021574)
Gas?

Us septic are infuriating y'all one word at a time... That'll teach you for making us use that wacky English English for 250 years!

BERT'S HEAD 18-12-2019 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15022126)
Us septic are infuriating y'all one word at a time... That'll teach you for making us use that wacky English English for 250 years!

As long as you don't pronounce Ca-ribb-e-an

Hedgehog 18-12-2019 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 15022130)
As long as you don't pronounce Ca-ribb-e-an

Must admit, I'm on the fence on that one. Or should I say, confused myself to the point, I'm not sure how I say it!

Maidstoned Eagle 18-12-2019 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 15021947)
Were you colour coordinating with your leotard?

It's a fitness support all in one...

Maidstoned Eagle 18-12-2019 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 15021982)
Have you considered steroids so you don't have to share weights with women ?

And be as hairy as they are? **** that.

Oldtown Eagle 18-12-2019 06:55 PM

When did Boadicea become Boodika?

CT_Palace 18-12-2019 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 15022186)
When did Boadicea become Boodika?

Is it Jengis or Gengis?

Oldtown Eagle 18-12-2019 07:28 PM

Never having the opportunity to post AATOT.

Olympian2 18-12-2019 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 15022130)
As long as you don't pronounce Ca-ribb-e-an

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15022136)
Must admit, I'm on the fence on that one. Or should I say, confused myself to the point, I'm not sure how I say it!

If in doubt, refer to Billy Ocean. (True for pretty much ever life quandary)

Hedgehog 18-12-2019 07:56 PM

Or Jimmy Buffet...

Slimbloke'H' 18-12-2019 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 15021835)
People who sit opposite/next to you on a half empty train carriage.

Proper weirdos. Thanks for ruining my relaxing journey.

Sorry about that. I won't do it again.

Slimbloke'H' 18-12-2019 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 15021835)
People who sit opposite/next to you on a half empty train carriage.

Proper weirdos. Thanks for ruining my relaxing journey.

Actually, come to think of it, I seem to remember a BBS poster doing it it to me after a Midlands away game 13 or 14 years ago, after we'd had a brief chat on the platform. It wasn't long after I'd moved up here and said BBSer might have been at uni up here?

What was his login? I'm sure it began with 'K'... :supergrin:

KYLIE MINEAGLE 18-12-2019 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 15022210)
Is it Jengis or Gengis?

Or Himalayas or Him r leyas

cappuccinoeagle 18-12-2019 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 15021835)
People who sit opposite/next to you on a half empty train carriage.

Proper weirdos. Thanks for ruining my relaxing journey.


Opposite-OK next- yes, weird.

Bipe 19-12-2019 12:35 AM

I feel the need to get this one out of my system.

A big family get together or holiday or something. An impromptu game of cricket is arranged with the £4.99 beach cricket kit someone has in the boot of their car, everyone roped in. There will always be one of the dads who rather than just getting on with it and trying to get himself out as quickly as possible so the kids can have a go at batting, will instead move to exaggerated 'test match cricket' mode for 'laughs'. Playing a dead bat forward defensive to the most innocuous of underarm deliveries from a 7 year old, wandering up the pitch between wickets to make a show of poking and prodding at the turf / sand, pretending to be distracted as the bowler approaches the crease and stepping back so they have to start again etc etc

Seen it all a million times before my friend, just dish up an easy catch to your daughter and **** off.

chateauferret 19-12-2019 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 15022483)
I

Seen it all a million times before my friend, just dish up an easy catch to your daughter and **** off.

The trouble with that is it might result in getting selected to bat at no 4 for England, with all the commensurate embarrassment and humiliation.

Isle of Wight 19-12-2019 01:07 AM

People who seem to be immune to the fact that their babies have called their nappies and waft the thing around whilst they finish their shopping or their meal in a pub or whatever the **** they think is more important than sorting their child out.

thefox 19-12-2019 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15022142)
And be as hairy as they are? **** that.

:D

thefox 19-12-2019 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15022496)
People who seem to be immune to the fact that their babies have called their nappies and waft the thing around whilst they finish their shopping or their meal in a pub or whatever the **** they think is more important than sorting their child out.

Have you seen how much nappies cost these days ?

BERT'S HEAD 19-12-2019 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 15022186)
When did Boadicea become Boodika?

About the same time BBC decided to pronounce Ur-anus Yurranus. I remember Moiria Stewart on the news. Never got over it.

Worksop Palace 19-12-2019 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 15022490)
The trouble with that is it might result in getting selected to bat at no 4 for England, with all the commensurate embarrassment and humiliation.

:D

mte103 19-12-2019 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 15022548)
About the same time BBC decided to pronounce Ur-anus Yurranus. I remember Moiria Stewart on the news. Never got over it.

Boadicea was a softened (in modern English) version of the name, more appropriate for a woman. Bouddica is more close to how it would have been pronounced - apparently.

PALACEWU 19-12-2019 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 15021982)
Have you considered steroids so you don't have to share weights with women ?

Yea but then you really don't share anything with women, sharing genitals is still fun.... Trickier on the old roids, just ask Phil Pfister.

PALACEWU 19-12-2019 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 15021648)
We don't have time....

:D

Maz 19-12-2019 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mte103 (Post 15022569)
Boadicea was a softened (in modern English) version of the name, more appropriate for a woman. Bouddica is more close to how it would have been pronounced - apparently.

No. The first is how the Romans transliterated the name, and the latter is the original Celtic (British) version.

asus 19-12-2019 10:28 AM

Following on from bouddica...

Anglo Saxons who dont realise they are immigrants.

Maidstoned Eagle 19-12-2019 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 15022483)
I feel the need to get this one out of my system.

A big family get together or holiday or something. An impromptu game of cricket is arranged with the £4.99 beach cricket kit someone has in the boot of their car, everyone roped in. There will always be one of the dads who rather than just getting on with it and trying to get himself out as quickly as possible so the kids can have a go at batting, will instead move to exaggerated 'test match cricket' mode for 'laughs'. Playing a dead bat forward defensive to the most innocuous of underarm deliveries from a 7 year old, wandering up the pitch between wickets to make a show of poking and prodding at the turf / sand, pretending to be distracted as the bowler approaches the crease and stepping back so they have to start again etc etc

Seen it all a million times before my friend, just dish up an easy catch to your daughter and **** off.



Olympian2 19-12-2019 10:13 PM

'Comedian' Ellis James. Properly unfunny.

congress 19-12-2019 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 15023045)
'Comedian' Ellis James. Properly unfunny.

His podcast with John Robins is brilliant..............for insomniacs.

I usually put it on to help me fall asleep, i put it on and John Robins talking about beer is enough to send anyone to sleep.

Isle of Wight 19-12-2019 10:58 PM

Private Rd NO TURNING. Aggressive bastards what do they hope to achieve ?

chrisophiex 19-12-2019 11:25 PM

Presenters on the 10 O’oclock News doing their piece to camera and then a side shot of them gabbling on, then cut back to normal face on.

It’s not a film....it’s the news !

Very distracting, as I spent more time thinking about how stupid it looks than listening to what they had to say.

cappuccinoeagle 20-12-2019 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 15023080)
Presenters on the 10 Oíoclock News doing their piece to camera and then a side shot of them gabbling on, then cut back to normal face on.

Itís not a film....itís the news !

Very distracting, as I spent more time thinking about how stupid it looks than listening to what they had to say.


Didnít realise anyone still watched the news!

art malice 20-12-2019 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15023070)
Private Rd NO TURNING. Aggressive bastards what do they hope to achieve ?

Said that on this thread before.

Maybe stay there, full beam in their front room?

Wayne Andrews is God 20-12-2019 12:16 PM

Suddenly ‘vote ... of the decade’ has popped up everywhere. BBC Football has gone mad for it.

PIE "N" MASH 20-12-2019 12:17 PM

Ferry to Spain tomorrow cancelled:wallbash:

chateauferret 20-12-2019 12:19 PM

Twat of the decade?

Lineker
Shearer
Crooks
Hansen
Lawrenson
Wright

Plenty of choice there.

Terrace Bickle 20-12-2019 02:31 PM

Perfume / aftershave adds at Christmas.

stevek 20-12-2019 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 15023325)
Suddenly Ďvote ... of the decadeí has popped up everywhere. BBC Football has gone mad for it.

That happens every 10 years.

CP-RJW 20-12-2019 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 15021640)
Ooh this is one of my favourite subjects, Britain absolutely detests anyone successful, anyone who makes it bigger immediately becomes an absolute wanker. I find it very strange. What's wrong with Ed Sheeran? I'm completely indifferent but he seems a nice enough bloke to me, in fact I heard once after making his first album he buggered off backpacking for a year, without a mobile phone, which I think is quite cool.

He’s one of many artists who epitomises everything wrong with the music industry. Ridiculously bland and vapid. Also not even as talented as other big pop artists who are easy to hate, like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift.

Some of my Irish family also think he’s a plastic paddy, but I don’t really know enough to comment on that part.

CP-RJW 20-12-2019 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15021789)
Women who get the arse when you remove one of the 6 sets of dumbells they have around their bench at the gym...and then get even arsier when you point out that yes, you will continue to remove them until they realise their selfish behaviour is stupid.

All the women are sound at my gym, they put their headphones in and bash out their squats. Itís the meathead gym bros who take out 6 sets of dumbells and do curls for 30 minutes, with long resting periods to flex in the mirror.

Isle of Wight 20-12-2019 03:08 PM

Girls who raise the pitch of their voices at the end of a sentence to make it sound like a question. Where the **** has this come?

rhiannapaul 20-12-2019 03:40 PM

This poxy rain will it ever stop I could go carp fishing in the massive puddle at the end of our road

Maz 20-12-2019 04:27 PM

Fine if you can't be arsed to send a proper Christmas card.


But don't even pretend that the reason is that you are reducing your "carbon footprint by sending you this digital greetings card.". :embarass:

PeterH 20-12-2019 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 15023328)
Twat of the decade?

Lineker
Shearer
Crooks
Hansen
Lawrenson
Wright

Plenty of choice there.

My vote goes to Shearer.

ulysses 20-12-2019 05:25 PM

People with self-given nicknames.

little al 20-12-2019 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15023490)
Girls who raise the pitch of their voices at the end of a sentence to make it sound like a question. Where the **** has this come?

Australia.

chrisophiex 20-12-2019 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15023490)
Girls who raise the pitch of their voices at the end of a sentence to make it sound like a question. Where the **** has this come?


Keep up ! Thatís been annoying me for over 15 years

chateauferret 20-12-2019 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ulysses (Post 15023582)
People with self-given nicknames.

People who assume that one's nickname is self-given.


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