Ronnie O'Sullivan turning into a tw@t. Some may even say "turning" with a question mark and raised eyebrow.

Agreed but annoying voice and look on her boat when sat waiting in a debate.

He has mental issues which he tries to deal with so deserves to be cut some slack.

I caught a few minutes of Sheeran at on TV but Iit didn't even register as annoying, He would have to improve greatly to reach bland.

This post should probably be on Guilty Fancies but I find her quite alluring. The hooters do play a big part in that it has to be said but nevertheless ...

Same with Alan Smith on Sky when he commentates on arsenal games

His target audience is actually people like Mark Clattenberg and Martin H.

During which he played Bangkok and spent his time visiting restaurants and taking selfies with the chefs.
Rihanna, Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher, Robbie Fowler, Steve Coppell, Bryan Robson etc etc etc etc hit the red light districts.
Ed Sheeran ROCK N' ROLL !!!

Sir Steve?

Did they marvel at his ‘long ball’?

:D Soon shortened.

Yes Sir Steve. Holiday home in Pattaya.

Prime Ministers who urge the country to now unite behind him. Yeh just because you won the election those who voted for other parties are going to say yeh go Boris you're going to represent my views on everything. Sod off I voted against you and though there is no option but to except the result of a democratic election I will continue to oppose you and your policies.

You've got five years to go, so get over it for your own sake !

Nicola Sturgeon’s & Diana Abbott’s reaction to Jo Swinson losing her seat.
Sturgeon I get cos it won SNP a seat, but Abbott totally classless.
Swinson losing her seat, the only one of the main three leaders with some honesty & moral courage.
Corbyn not resigning yet.

Girls never play nicely.

But do you accept it?

Sturgeon trapping off when she only got 1.2 million votes with a voting public of 4.7 million in Scotland. 13 million voted Tory
She needs to wind it in remember William Wallace !

But not in Scotland.

Some crisp packets that I basically have to limber up and psyche myself up to like some Olympic athlete, just to try and open them.

These are crisps designed for kids btw, welded together by some unearthly force.

eBays cast iron refund protection. Item not delivered, tracking on courier shows it hasn’t been delivered , seller refuses refund , eBay find in sellers favour and again on appeal. Finally after pointing out they were breaching their own t&cs they now want us to prove it wasn’t delivered - how the feck do you do that?

You say that the courier tracking showed that the item hadn't been delivered. Surely that's proof? Although, l admit trying to get people like Ebay to accept something as black and white as that can be a mission. Good luck.

:D laugh out loud

LOL - If I am in his target audience then it’s really not working for him. :)

However, because I am not deaf or brain dead (apologies to the OP - Hedgehog?) I do recognise that I have heard his songs, of which there are many, on TV/radio/streams etc. I don’t get the inverse snobbery over things like this. I am not a fan, and don’t happen to own his albums but there are far worse singer/songwriters around and his biggest failing it would appear is being unbelievably successful after years of learning his trade. Good luck to him. Is it a British thing to dislike anyone that’s successful ? When living in the US it seemed the opposite and the dislike would only start after they were already on the way down.

As for Mark Clattenburg ..... WTF?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.t...ped-ed-sheeran

Here is the explanation. Somehow this compacted further my view of Clattenburg as a spineless star fuc ker.

Aha - thanks that makes sense of it and I had missed that one completely. Agree re Clattenburg BTW, what a dick.

Haha both me and the wife fought hard to get into a mini packet of maltesers each last night....utter disgrace when all you want to do is eat.

Mouth ulcers giving you 4-5 days of misery and dicks ringing you up the minute I get back home, having been on call since Friday evening.....no can't help now bugger off and ring another company.

:eek::eek::eek: Did you ever consider that, that may have been the cause of said problem?

:D very good:lux:

Not being able to find a shoe box with my important "stuff" in (Mum & Dads service records, old medals, important letters etc.).

This is only a frigging small house, there can only be so many places it could be. Turned it upside down this morning.

Truth be known I probably put it somewhere safe... God only knows where that is!

All done it.It will turn up only for you to do the same thing again:D

The sad thing is, I was actually looking for something else when I realized I couldn't find the shoe box, which might on the off chance contain what I'm really looking for... so it's a bit of a double whammy!

Sub Post Office in Tunbridge Wells not having any second class stamps in stock. Surprise surprise as many first class as you want.
Pay their sales director a big Xmas bonus for all the extra cash he's conned the public out of.

A neighbours cat that this morning decided my front door step was the perfect place to spew his little feline guts out. As well cat food it seems to have ingested an inordinate amount of brown bread??? Weirdo cat.

Eat owt our cat. Avocado is one of his favourites would you believe

Avocado! Never heard that one before. I’ve had cats all my life and they’ve all had pretty run of the mill dietary favourites. One of my recent cats mind had a penchant for fresh prawns. Turned her nose up to the cheap frozen variety or the cheaper supermarket own; somehow she knew what was the gold standard in prawns.

Got into a lot of trouble with Mrs Bubbs over that as she questioned why we were spending x amount on ‘that bloody ungrateful cat’ every week. :o

My three new ones eat pretty much anything, but love bread. They will steal it if I leave some to defrost. That they were all ferile may explain why they eat anything.

People speeding up when there is a red light in front of them, knowing they will then have to break hard to stop. Weird, why do it when you can gently slow down and come to a stop. You are not gaining distance or time, just burning gas, break pads and rubber

Gas?

Christmas again well christmas parties. People suddenly best mates with people they have slaagged off all year. Also doing some very strange out of character things.

Ooh this is one of my favourite subjects, Britain absolutely detests anyone successful, anyone who makes it bigger immediately becomes an absolute wanker. I find it very strange. What's wrong with Ed Sheeran? I'm completely indifferent but he seems a nice enough bloke to me, in fact I heard once after making his first album he buggered off backpacking for a year, without a mobile phone, which I think is quite cool.

We don't have time....

But seriously, I think his music is bland and boring, but I'm not his demographic.

Don't understand why middle aged men like him.

The very reason I don't do organised site party's. Full of arse licking clingons:jerkit:

Surely if you have arse lickers ,this will get rid of the clingons.:confused:

Yep. What a Christmas party that was.

The lickers are way back in the queue now days.There is a new breed on sites in and around London and it's not pretty:jerkit:

Subhuman scum that refuse to let you out of a turning as they'd rather block you in or creep 6 extra feet in to the traffic jam they're already sat in.

Women who get the arse when you remove one of the 6 sets of dumbells they have around their bench at the gym...and then get even arsier when you point out that yes, you will continue to remove them until they realise their selfish behaviour is stupid.

I bet it's because you took the pink ones, right? :)

People who sit opposite/next to you on a half empty train carriage.

Proper weirdos. Thanks for ruining my relaxing journey.

Purple...they're morning dawn purple and no one can tell me otherwise!

Were you colour coordinating with your leotard?

Have you considered steroids so you don't have to share weights with women ?

Us septic are infuriating y'all one word at a time... That'll teach you for making us use that wacky English English for 250 years!

As long as you don't pronounce Ca-ribb-e-an

Must admit, I'm on the fence on that one. Or should I say, confused myself to the point, I'm not sure how I say it!

It's a fitness support all in one...

And be as hairy as they are? **** that.

When did Boadicea become Boodika?

Is it Jengis or Gengis?

Never having the opportunity to post AATOT.

If in doubt, refer to Billy Ocean. (True for pretty much ever life quandary)

Or Jimmy Buffet...

Sorry about that. I won't do it again.

Actually, come to think of it, I seem to remember a BBS poster doing it it to me after a Midlands away game 13 or 14 years ago, after we'd had a brief chat on the platform. It wasn't long after I'd moved up here and said BBSer might have been at uni up here?

What was his login? I'm sure it began with 'K'... :supergrin:

Or Himalayas or Him r leyas

Opposite-OK next- yes, weird.

I feel the need to get this one out of my system.

A big family get together or holiday or something. An impromptu game of cricket is arranged with the £4.99 beach cricket kit someone has in the boot of their car, everyone roped in. There will always be one of the dads who rather than just getting on with it and trying to get himself out as quickly as possible so the kids can have a go at batting, will instead move to exaggerated 'test match cricket' mode for 'laughs'. Playing a dead bat forward defensive to the most innocuous of underarm deliveries from a 7 year old, wandering up the pitch between wickets to make a show of poking and prodding at the turf / sand, pretending to be distracted as the bowler approaches the crease and stepping back so they have to start again etc etc

Seen it all a million times before my friend, just dish up an easy catch to your daughter and **** off.

The trouble with that is it might result in getting selected to bat at no 4 for England, with all the commensurate embarrassment and humiliation.

People who seem to be immune to the fact that their babies have called their nappies and waft the thing around whilst they finish their shopping or their meal in a pub or whatever the **** they think is more important than sorting their child out.

:D

Have you seen how much nappies cost these days ?

About the same time BBC decided to pronounce Ur-anus Yurranus. I remember Moiria Stewart on the news. Never got over it.

:D

Boadicea was a softened (in modern English) version of the name, more appropriate for a woman. Bouddica is more close to how it would have been pronounced - apparently.

Yea but then you really don't share anything with women, sharing genitals is still fun.... Trickier on the old roids, just ask Phil Pfister.

:D

No. The first is how the Romans transliterated the name, and the latter is the original Celtic (British) version.

Following on from bouddica...

Anglo Saxons who dont realise they are immigrants.

'Comedian' Ellis James. Properly unfunny.

His podcast with John Robins is brilliant..............for insomniacs.

I usually put it on to help me fall asleep, i put it on and John Robins talking about beer is enough to send anyone to sleep.

Private Rd NO TURNING. Aggressive bastards what do they hope to achieve ?

Presenters on the 10 O’oclock News doing their piece to camera and then a side shot of them gabbling on, then cut back to normal face on.

It’s not a film....it’s the news !

Very distracting, as I spent more time thinking about how stupid it looks than listening to what they had to say.

Didn’t realise anyone still watched the news!

Said that on this thread before.

Maybe stay there, full beam in their front room?

Suddenly ‘vote ... of the decade’ has popped up everywhere. BBC Football has gone mad for it.

Ferry to Spain tomorrow cancelled:wallbash:

Twat of the decade?

Lineker
Shearer
Crooks
Hansen
Lawrenson
Wright

Plenty of choice there.

Perfume / aftershave adds at Christmas.

That happens every 10 years.

He’s one of many artists who epitomises everything wrong with the music industry. Ridiculously bland and vapid. Also not even as talented as other big pop artists who are easy to hate, like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift.

Some of my Irish family also think he’s a plastic paddy, but I don’t really know enough to comment on that part.

All the women are sound at my gym, they put their headphones in and bash out their squats. It’s the meathead gym bros who take out 6 sets of dumbells and do curls for 30 minutes, with long resting periods to flex in the mirror.

Girls who raise the pitch of their voices at the end of a sentence to make it sound like a question. Where the **** has this come?

This poxy rain will it ever stop I could go carp fishing in the massive puddle at the end of our road

Fine if you can't be arsed to send a proper Christmas card.


But don't even pretend that the reason is that you are reducing your "carbon footprint by sending you this digital greetings card.". :embarass:

My vote goes to Shearer.

People with self-given nicknames.

Australia.

Keep up ! That’s been annoying me for over 15 years

People who assume that one's nickname is self-given.