Middle class lefties. Far worse!

The fact no one asked for a recount in Sunderland, just to piss them off

Fair play to the Mackems, they can count votes nearly as quickly as they can empty a stadium

Yep, especially people like my mother who benefit greatly from the very things the party she voted in will cut.

I hate Facebook and I don't use it but it can still annoy you well the people on it. For instance when you're asked why you didn't turn up for a birthday or an event, when saying "I didn't know" getting the reply "well it was on Facebook".

The one thing I would condone ISIS doing is blowing up Facebook and also the ability for c*nts to take selfies.

People that keep telling me they wanted to vote Lib Dem but voted for Labour so it wasnt a wasted vote.

Actually people discussing the election full stop now.

Defective handbrakes. If we lose to Man Utd tomorrow, pray for Elgin.

Have you noticed how the amounts of posts on other threads in this forum has gone down this week because everyone's been on the election threads?

:hmph: I may get shot down in flames . . . BUT . . . there seems to be a plague mainly of people around 30 and under who when in the pub or Costa or anywhere who as an example say . . . ''can I GET'' In the pub ''can I GET a Fosters?'' In Costa ''can I GET a latte''. Well of course you bloody well can. ''May I have'', ''can I have'' . . . please is perfectly polite and acceptable. A trap door is required in all retail outlets.

Yes that's been an annoyance posted on this thread many times. Bloody annoying stop being American.

GET f*cked.

And anyway it should be 'may' I have if we want to be pedantic.

It's been around here in NZ for ages as well. I thouight it was just kids who said it, but I've heard Simon Doull say it whilst commentating on the cricket :veryangry

May I apologise. I didn't realise it had been raised before. Still a pisser though.

Sorry, edit we all love our mums

Not sure if I still do it, but when I first moved to America, I continued to use the term "us" when talking in the singular. Example, taking a roll of film in to be developed... I would say, "can you develop this film for us?"

More than once I caught the shop assistant's eyes looking around for the other one of "us".

I think they thought I had an imaginary friend.

So I believe this faux pas was due to my South London upbringing - so Americans don't have the monopoly in talking stupid! :p

Blud and fam.

Could you ever see an Eton boy voting Labour?

Can't believe that even you would stoop that low? :veryangry.

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Amen to that brother.

Is your imaginary friend called Harvey perchance?

No... Kylie! :D

Or people who write 'whoop whoop' or call someone 'dude'. The characters in Friends were American, we on the other hand live in Britain.

I use 'dude' all the time, makes a change from 'mate' .Then again I also say things are 'cosmic' so I can't be helped.

Dude is fine. Use it all the time

Cosmic on the other hand ....;)

I wasn't telling you to GF! The people who want to speak American all the time.

Gaddammit.

Champagne socialists

It true. Another example is "I phoned the shop to complain and they told me I could get a refund". So just how many people was I talking to at once? They? It was one person. They my arse.

Oh and by the way it's "stoopid" to you now. :)

Don't mind those but I do get annoyed when people call me 'boss'. Feels like they're taking the piss.

People who put their headphones in to talk on the phone and then talk really REALLY LOUD

People who think they are the best singers in the world treating you to their talent, when in reality you'd pay them to STFU!

Also people who use acronyms ;)

Man can't help it if man grew up in Croydon

you try finding anyone 13-20 of any race etc who doesn't use them occasionally at least

Innit!

Contractors who think it's OK to come to your house at 7:15am on a Saturday morning and start working.

They're all ******* useless.

Tell one they can start work at a property. They agree a time and date with the tenants, who book a day off work. The night before he calls them up to say he can't make it because he has a dentist appointment.

Who gets all the shit for this? Me.

C*****s

Oh as if that's been done by the ******* swear filter.

C*un*ts

HA!

I had a delivery booked, they send me a time slot so I'm in when they deliver. Driver calls me to tell me when he's going to deliver... All good so far... Except he gave me 5 mins notice and was an hour early. Sorry, I'm out at the supermarket getting stuff done so I can wait in during the timeslot you said you'd turn up in

Where's the mouse pointer gone? I'm moving it around but there's no pointer. Oh there it is. Ok I need I on the right hand side of the screen...why is it not moving oh shit it's gone too far over let me move it back to the left a bit oh shit now it's all the way over the other side whaaat now it's disappeared off the top of the screen aaaargh

Supermarket carparks, or more particularly people trying to park within or navigate them having deposited their entire sense of spatial awareness at the roundabout on the way in.
If I wanted to dice with death, it would not occur inside the curtilage of the local Tesco's demolition derby track.

People not getting annoyed about anything for over 24 hours.

:D

People using my gym so much that you have to play musical chairs with the equipment, almost running to a free piece when it becomes available (whilst trying to look casual of course).

My Mrs saying that she won't be seen dead with me if I wear my Admiral "sash" Palace shirt on our annual week in Calahonda next week :-(

5 Palace fans that I know of live in Calahonda. Check PMs!

You'll have him divorced! :D

PS I was driving a long way away up at Torreblanca 2 months ago I saw a bloke jogging with a Palace sash shirt on. We are everywhere. More proper Palace fans on the Costa del Sol than Chelsea etc because 95% of them are plastic, 100% of us are Palace.

My kids - today!

Swindon signing Glad All Over when they score.

Sod off dingles

Smoke detector "chirping" at 1:00am because it needs a new battery.

Also annoying is getting up at 1:15am to change said battery.

Most annoying is the wife sleeping through the whole episode!

When some muppet decided to set off the fire alarm at 3 in the morning and I have to walk down 15 floors of stairs to stand outside in the cold because someone burnt their toast.

OK - you win! :rolleyes:

Things that Annoy You
 

Hi, I'm easily annoyed when I encounter people who talks about non sense things just to be able to attract attention. :rolleyes:

People who think nonsense is two words.

Illiterate idiots who think 'alot' is one word.

And fail to distinguish between "of" and " have".

Off of

I can't be asked

My bad :veryangry

People who crowd around the doorways of elevators, trains, buses etc. so that they can get in quicker, when all they are doing is stopping people from getting out

People who think that the Govt has its own money when in fact it is taken from us.
Feet on train seats
TV celebratry award programmes

Good call.

Arks.

For some reason I get REALLY annoyed when I'm watching football on TV and a team has a corner, so the camera closes in on players being marked in the box and doesn't zoom out again until after the ball has been crossed in.

People who are so pissed off about politics that they avoid typing celebra"tory".

Walking through a shopping centre and getting hounded by someone trying to sell me a credit card or sign a direct debit for a charity.
Going into a Natwest bank and being asked if I am a customer, when I say no I am told I cannot pay money into my friends account across the counter WTF???
Now you have to use a machine.

Off topic BR but you sent me a PM which I am unable to respond to. Perhaps your settings need adjusting?

Grown adults with any ringtone which isn't ring ring.

A fella on the train took ages to answer his "baker street" ring tone the other day, I was actually embarrassed for him.

Grown adults with any ringtone which isn't ring ring.

A fella on the train took ages to answer his "baker street" ring tone the other day, I was actually embarrassed for him.

And people who get upset when those of us getting off the train bump into them as there is no space to get past.

I've noticed a lot of shit editing during live games with Sky lately. They keep the camera on someone off field or some twat in the crowd while the ball is in play. :veryangry

Agree with this, although I do go out of my way to bump into them to prove a point. Pricks.

The Manuel Neuer media love in. Had Hart have been so easily beaten at his near post, he'd be getting slaughtered by the pundits. Not Neuer, though. No, he gets a pass because he runs 5 yards with ball in his box.

Twats on their phones in the gym. Headphones in making a call.
For some reason it annoys me more in a foreign language.
Just go outside and make the call.

Stacey Dooley's voice.

...My wife watching Big Brother. :(

Agree - seen it a lot this year... not sure if it is a specific producer (is that who does the camera switching?) who is doing it.

Will focus on the goalkeeper as the ball is kicked away by them - who knows where it went? Although I think they did it on Saturday with De Gea and he kicked it out of play apparently and you could see his displeasure so to speak!

Faces in the crowd is another one they stick on also.

Her 'yabba' documentary.


It's Yah Bah you moron. An hour long 'documentary' and you couldn't even learn how to say it. :clown::clown:

New craze ? Taksins war on drugs on it was over 10 years ago you dumb twat. :clown::clown::clown:

Chang My ? where the **** is that ?

Dumb really doesn't cover her.

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keyboard warriors!

+ people that know everything!

Mobile friendly websites = user hostile websites

Oh god yes! My phone is more powerful than my laptop, just show me the ******* normal website!

Worse are those that helpfully redirect you to a mobile site and then tell you the page you were looking for isnt available. Well don't ******* redirect me then, just leave me on the normal website where it effing worked

Even the Palace one drives me nuts.
Vote for goal of the season click > your chance to vote click here > Vote for goal of the season etc and round and round we go.

Have you watched the Spanish football. Every now and then the cameras zooms Into about 10 players in the space of 10 seconds or so. It's annoying as ****.

When reporting on a funeral it really bugs me when the f*ckwit on the TV says the person was "farewelled".

[Puts hand up] Guilty! :)

I have Love Action by The Human League for when Mrs.JJ calls. I happened to be talking to one of THL once when she called me. How we both laughed...

Ben and Jerrys flavour department.

'We make a decent ice cream. Now lets **** it up by putting a hyperactive sugar addicted 9 year old in charge of flavours'

people talking loudly inside public vehicles

Really? Not even Phish Food or Cherry Garcia?

Paul Weller!

Cherry Garcia: I dont like cherry ice cream, but if i did I would not want it adulterated with pieces of fudge.

Phish Food: Ill buy it if its the only one half price, but whoever thinks chocolate ice cream is actually improved by seams of marshmallow jizz and stupid ******* sweets is a ******* taste-moron.


In fact ill extrapolate further: Starters and Main courses can combine all sorts of weird and wonderful flavours but puddings should be simple.

This, again. Especially at the junction of The Albion and The Jolly Sailor.

Agree it needs a few flyovers..

Acts on Britains Got Talent who can't speak a word of English.

Just 'britains got talent' will do.

Seems harsh, could be a nice bloke.

But the crap music he makes is as annoying as hell....

..... all in slow motion too !

Taylor Swift enthusiasts calling he "taytay"

Yeah but you would though!!!!

Bitchiness at work!

Sh1t airconditioning at work. Particularly after moving into a new building with state of the art environmentally green aircon. So environmentally green you need to plug in extra heaters over the winter and fans in the summer.