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chateauferret 28-07-2020 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15323930)
Is there a printer out there than you can just buy ink for at a reasonable price ?

Inkjet printers are a rip off as well as being useless. Get a laser printer. More expensive up front and the cartridges cost more but works out cheaper pretty soon as well as being a good deal less inconvenient as you don't have to replace the things every ten minutes. I bought one a year ago and still haven't changed the starter cartridges it came with. They also don't get jammed up, bleed all over the place or go offline for no reason all the time; oh and the printing doesn't smudge or run on the page. HP and Brother seem to make the best ones or I suppose Canon.

bubbs11 28-07-2020 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15324251)
I mostly click on the New Posts tab to keep up with what's current.

If I want to go to a specific forum I click on "CPFC BBS" in the string in the ribbon at the top which takes me to the forums page, then click on the forum I want to look in.


Doesn't seem a lot different than scrolling to the bottom of the page to get to the list of forums.

I'll take a test drive of the Forum Jump anyway... if I can remember!

Didn’t know you could do that! That’s easier than forum jump.

There should really be a BBS training school when first joining.

Adlerhorst 28-07-2020 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15324251)
I mostly click on the New Posts tab to keep up with what's current.

If I want to go to a specific forum I click on "CPFC BBS" in the string in the ribbon at the top which takes me to the forums page, then click on the forum I want to look in.

Doesn't seem a lot different than scrolling to the bottom of the page to get to the list of forums.

I'll take a test drive of the Forum Jump anyway... if I can remember!

There’s a New Posts tab?

Oh wow, there’s a New Posts tab. Never noticed that before.

little al 28-07-2020 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15324305)
Didn’t know you could do that! That’s easier than forum jump.

There should really be a BBS training school when first joining.

You can just click on the BBS Eagle logo to get there.

bubbs11 28-07-2020 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15324335)
You can just click on the BBS Eagle logo to get there.

That’s what i thought he meant. :D

Realise now Hedgehog was talking about the bit just below the Eagle logo.

I’m sticking with the logo.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-07-2020 10:24 AM

Are your lives THAT busy that you really need to shave a millisecond off of your bowsing?

Maz 28-07-2020 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15324371)
Are your lives THAT busy that you really need to shave a millisecond off of your bowsing?


Bowsing


(noun)- When a very ugly and large man, finds himself having sex with an attractive girl, through means which he has taken advantage of.

Isle of Wight 28-07-2020 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15323992)
Classic Trolley could punctuate properly; and didn’t quote from Family Guy.

Agreed. New Trolly is a pale imitation.

Blind_Eagle 28-07-2020 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15323930)
Is there a printer out there than you can just buy ink for at a reasonable price ?

Buy an Epson and then use 3rd party cartridges.

They usually cost about £13 for twelve cartridges delivered.

Blind_Eagle 28-07-2020 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 15324327)
There’s a New Posts tab?

Oh wow, there’s a New Posts tab. Never noticed that before.

Nor me. :D

Isle of Wight 28-07-2020 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15324251)
I mostly click on the New Posts tab to keep up with what's current.

If I want to go to a specific forum I click on "CPFC BBS" in the string in the ribbon at the top which takes me to the forums page, then click on the forum I want to look in.

Doesn't seem a lot different than scrolling to the bottom of the page to get to the list of forums.

I'll take a test drive of the Forum Jump anyway... if I can remember!

Ha this is what I do as well. I recon website navigation is a generational thing. I now spend half my time looking for stupid dots or whatever whilst my son berates me and say “just click there and do that” :(

Adlerhorst 28-07-2020 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 15324386)
Nor me. :D

This reminds me each time someone says the homepage is broken and I’m all “what homepage” and I never really ever bother to find out. I think Eddie eventually got bored of my ignorance on this and showed me. I was amazed (and then never used it again).

Maz 28-07-2020 10:36 AM

There's a homepage ?!

bubbs11 28-07-2020 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15324371)
Are your lives THAT busy that you really need to shave a millisecond off of your bowsing?

I’ve been on this site 12 years now. Those milliseconds add up! Who knows what I could’ve achieved had I known about the logo click.

bubbs11 28-07-2020 10:41 AM

Btw for the record....I’ve been using the new posts tag for about 2 years now so glad I’m not the technically dumbest round here.

TopKnot 28-07-2020 03:14 PM

fruit that takes 3 weeks to ripen. Then when it does, you have a 25 second window to eat it before it goes mushy.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-07-2020 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15324398)
I’ve been on this site 12 years now. Those milliseconds add up! Who knows what I could’ve achieved had I known about the logo click.

Noob.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-07-2020 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15324376)
Bowsing


(noun)- When a very ugly and large man, finds himself having sex with an attractive girl, through means which he has taken advantage of.

Yep, or I saved my self millisecond by not typing that "r".

west country boy 28-07-2020 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 15324327)
There’s a New Posts tab?

Oh wow, there’s a New Posts tab. Never noticed that before.

Blimey.

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 15324386)
Nor me. :D

Double blimey.

Selhurst Celtic 28-07-2020 04:17 PM

They were too busy reading PMs to notice.

Ogilvy 28-07-2020 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15317336)
Contestants who don't say "please" or "thank you" to Ben Shephard on Tipping Point. It's just rude.

This kills me everyday. It’s not hard, I just want to research them, follow them home then drown their pets, unless they keep fish then I will go to Plan B. Currently there is no plan b but confident when needed something will come up

Slimbloke'H' 28-07-2020 04:32 PM

There would seem to be a serious lack of organisation here. Bookmarks toolbar permanently open and job's a good'n!

(And yes, I know that doesn't work for devices...)

https://i.ibb.co/jZmJBNK/BBS.jpg

Also, you can add me to the 'Didn't realise that there was a New Posts tab' list. :)

BERT'S HEAD 28-07-2020 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogilvy (Post 15324877)
This kills me everyday. It’s not hard, I just want to research them, follow them home then drown their pets, unless they keep fish then I will go to Plan B. Currently there is no plan b but confident when needed something will come up

I like Tenable, but by Christ every time Warwick says "You are terrible at Tenable" the audience shriek with canned laughter.

Hedgehog 28-07-2020 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 15324335)
You can just click on the BBS Eagle logo to get there.

Except I read the BBS in the vBulletin 3 Style format (I personally don't like the red & blue classic style... maybe left over from reading the BBS at work). The Eagle logo is not visible.

Edit... although I just tried clicking on the vBulletin logo at the top and that takes you to the forums page... live and learn!

Hedgehog 28-07-2020 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15324880)
There would seem to be a serious lack of organisation here. Bookmarks toolbar permanently open and job's a good'n!

(And yes, I know that doesn't work for devices...)

https://i.ibb.co/jZmJBNK/BBS.jpg

Also, you can add me to the 'Didn't realise that there was a New Posts tab' list. :)

OK... I'll bite. How do you get the Bookmarks to show up on your page?

PeterH 28-07-2020 05:21 PM

I just go back to the forums page and refresh. Latest five or six threads with new posts across all forums appear there.

No drama.

Actually it is easier than that. Just click forums at the top middle of the page.

west country boy 28-07-2020 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogilvy (Post 15324877)
This kills me everyday. It’s not hard, I just want to research them, follow them home then drown their pets, unless they keep fish then I will go to Plan B. Currently there is no plan b but confident when needed something will come up

I like your style, sir.

I think dynamite may be a useful tool against fish (and most other household pets).

Slimbloke'H' 28-07-2020 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15324965)
OK... I'll bite. How do you get the Bookmarks to show up on your page?

In Firefox on the PC it's Ctrl+B (at the same time). I'm afraid I'm not sure about the other browsers Hedge.

Hedgehog 28-07-2020 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15325112)
In Firefox on the PC it's Ctrl+B (at the same time). I'm afraid I'm not sure about the other browsers Hedge.

Oh I see what you did (I think). You must have Bookmarked the different forums.

A bit of a sledge hammer to crack a nut, but if it works for you.... :p

Slimbloke'H' 28-07-2020 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15325149)
Oh I see what you did (I think). You must have Bookmarked the different forums...

Yep. I am a bookmark fiend. I have over 850 of them! :supergrin:

Stellavista 28-07-2020 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15325149)
Oh I see what you did (I think). You must have Bookmarked the different forums.

A bit of a sledge hammer to crack a nut, but if it works for you.... :p

Which is why forum jump is so easy. I've only ever used the logo when the forum jump is taken down when the BBS is overloaded.

Hedgehog 28-07-2020 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 15325198)
Which is why forum jump is so easy. I've only ever used the logo when the forum jump is taken down when the BBS is overloaded.

I'm beginning to see its use. Mainly as it is closer to the last post at the bottom of the page, than having to scroll all the way back to the top for the other methods.

I guess depending how far down the page the last post is, this is a considerable advantage... now what will I do with all these milliseconds I'm going to save?

Then again I just discovered Control Up Arrow takes you to the top of the page instantly... talk about teaching an old dog new tricks!

All this after spending all yesterday teaching myself to use a new CAD software I bought.

Maz 28-07-2020 07:25 PM

Bookmarks, me.

Stellavista 28-07-2020 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15325206)
I'm beginning to see its use. Mainly as it is closer to the last post at the bottom of the page, than having to scroll all the way back to the top for the other methods.

I guess depending how far down the page the last post is, this is a considerable advantage... now what will I do with all these milliseconds I'm going to save?

Then again I just discovered Control Up Arrow takes you to the top of the page instantly... talk about teaching an old dog new tricks!

All this after spending all yesterday teaching myself to use a new CAD software I bought.

That's why I've always used it. Seemed a pain having to continually go back to the top of the page.

Slimbloke'H' 28-07-2020 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15325206)
...this after spending all yesterday teaching myself to use a new CAD software I bought.

Oooh, which one? How are you finding it? I've been trying to learn AutoCAD Architecture recently and it's not exactly easy...

Hedgehog 29-07-2020 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15325243)
Oooh, which one? How are you finding it? I've been trying to learn AutoCAD Architecture recently and it's not exactly easy...

Punch! ViaCAD 2d

Amazon Link

Amazingly it only cost me $2.94... I'm still waiting for the catch. If you want the modelling (3D) version it's about $70 (or £ equivilent). I suspect nobody wants the 2D version anymore so they are basically giving it away as a bait and switch... hoping you will upgrade to 3D later.

I have used AutoCAD Lite quite a bit through work and another CAD software prior to that which was actually more powerful. My rogue copy of AutoCAD I had would not load to my new computer I bought about 4 or 5 years back so had not used it recently.

This ViaCAD software is very similar, and uses many of the same Control+letter shortcuts. It also opens my old drawing created in AutoCAD and I can work on them which is very useful.

It's taking me a while to figure it out, but yesterday I did a full on fictitious engineering drawing with all the bells and whistles using layers, pen colours and weight, dimensions and text etc..

It has a nearly 500 page .pdf manual, and 6 or 7 training videos that are in the drop down under the Help tab.

It actually has a whole Architecture mode you can use. I've not played with that yet, but did a quick look and appears like it would do a good job. I'll look a little deeper when I get a chance.

I'm pretty happy with it so far, and would have been if I had paid the $70 for it. I think I preferred AutoCAD as it was less complicated. Like many software packages they may have loaded too many features into it, which can make it over whelming, but for under $3.00 I'm amazingly pleased with it.

bubbs11 29-07-2020 08:02 AM

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news....scues-12038242

Staycationers putting their lives at risk in a 'tidal wave' of avoidable mountain rescues.


Mrs Bubbs always says whenever one of these stories used to come up on the news, her dad would shout out, ‘Leave them up there!’

Ardent Eagle Forever 29-07-2020 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 15325651)
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news....scues-12038242

Staycationers putting their lives at risk in a 'tidal wave' of avoidable mountain rescues.


Mrs Bubbs always says whenever one of these stories used to come up on the news, her dad would shout out, ‘Leave them up there!’

Those rescued due being under prepared should bear the cost of their rescue. Who goes onto a mountain with a phone as a navigation aid? The satnav on the phone will not tell you that you are about to walk off a cliff. The contour lines on a paper map will. Maps never fail, phones run out of power. Maps and compass reliable. Phones not.

JJ 29-07-2020 08:38 AM

People banging on about RLC, how "he was never replaced" etc. He was only here for 20-odd games a couple of years ago, get over it.

People banging on about "Expected Goals" and other such useless information. they're human beings, they mis-kick balls occasionally, it's not a feckin' science. Paralysis by analysis.

Brett 29-07-2020 11:16 AM

Men wearing shorts to the office.

Drop me out.

Maz 29-07-2020 11:21 AM

Not in my office they wouldn't.

strolling bones 29-07-2020 11:40 AM

Nikon p1000 users who are obsessed with taking photo's of the moon and bombarding the forums with them. It's zoom takes excellent long range wildlife shots too ya know .

Brett 29-07-2020 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15325916)
Not in my office they wouldn't.

Saw some bell on the way to the station this morning with a brief case and pink shorts. No wonder the economy is finished.

(and no, it wasn't Richard)

Prince Phillip 29-07-2020 02:59 PM

Saying "My Friend" can now be entered onto the list of over-used conversational drop-ins. It's literally the new literally.

Trolley 29-07-2020 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 15326545)
Saying "My Friend" can now be entered onto the list of over-used conversational drop-ins. It's literally the new literally.

Dear Prince Phillip

"Bud" or "Buddy" is now used more often in this modern day.Black taxi drivers used to say "Guvnor" to their passengers but I don't know if this is still used by them as a form of address.Americans say "Sir" which sounds far more respectful.

Sharkba1t 29-07-2020 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett (Post 15325965)
Saw some bell on the way to the station this morning with a brief case and pink shorts. No wonder the economy is finished.

(and no, it wasn't Richard)

Pink shorts. I bet he was wearing those god awful suede loafers and no socks. And had has collar turned up on his polo?
C U N T Z

El Aguila 29-07-2020 05:34 PM

I haven't put on a pair of long trousers since May.

Maidstoned Eagle 29-07-2020 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by El Aguila (Post 15326674)
I haven't put on a pair of long trousers since May.

Don't tease me. :love:

Maz 29-07-2020 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by El Aguila (Post 15326674)
I haven't put on a pair of long trousers since May.

https://kolembo.files.wordpress.com/...hippie-de1.jpg

Maidstoned Eagle 29-07-2020 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 15326679)

Poor WCB hasn't taken lockdown too well.

Hedgehog 29-07-2020 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Trolley (Post 15326556)
....Americans say "Sir" which sounds far more respectful.

And condescending...

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Originally Posted by Trolley (Post 15326556)
Black taxi drivers used to say "Guvnor" to their passengers but I don't know if this is still used by them as a form of address.

What did the white taxi drivers used to say?

As an aside, one time returning to London I got a red double decker bus from Heathrow to Victoria Station. When I got on the driver said to me, "That'll be 5 quid Gov"... Made me smile as I new I was home!

Slimbloke'H' 29-07-2020 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15325618)
Punch! ViaCAD 2d

Amazon Link

Amazingly it only cost me $2.94... I'm still waiting for the catch. If you want the modelling (3D) version it's about $70 (or £ equivilent). I suspect nobody wants the 2D version anymore so they are basically giving it away as a bait and switch... hoping you will upgrade to 3D later.

I have used AutoCAD Lite quite a bit through work and another CAD software prior to that which was actually more powerful. My rogue copy of AutoCAD I had would not load to my new computer I bought about 4 or 5 years back so had not used it recently.

This ViaCAD software is very similar, and uses many of the same Control+letter shortcuts. It also opens my old drawing created in AutoCAD and I can work on them which is very useful.

It's taking me a while to figure it out, but yesterday I did a full on fictitious engineering drawing with all the bells and whistles using layers, pen colours and weight, dimensions and text etc..

It has a nearly 500 page .pdf manual, and 6 or 7 training videos that are in the drop down under the Help tab.

It actually has a whole Architecture mode you can use. I've not played with that yet, but did a quick look and appears like it would do a good job. I'll look a little deeper when I get a chance.

I'm pretty happy with it so far, and would have been if I had paid the $70 for it. I think I preferred AutoCAD as it was less complicated. Like many software packages they may have loaded to many features into it, which can make it over whelming, but for under $3.00 I'm amazingly pleased with it.

:p

Hedgehog 29-07-2020 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett (Post 15325965)
Saw some bell on the way to the station this morning with a brief case and pink shorts. No wonder the economy is finished.

(and no, it wasn't Richard)

I've been noticing recently quite a few young men (well in their 20/30's) wearing really short shorts as in 80's style.

I hope this is not a "thing" again.

Maidstoned Eagle 29-07-2020 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15326833)
I've been noticing recently quite a few young men (well in their 20/30's) wearing really short shorts as in 80's style.

I hope this is not a "thing" again.

I never stopped.

El Aguila 29-07-2020 07:57 PM

Yes - I find it makes for more even bronzing. Of course, you have to have the buns for it.

Martin H 29-07-2020 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by El Aguila (Post 15326674)
I haven't put on a pair of long trousers since May.

Theresa? Crikey!

west country boy 29-07-2020 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15326859)
Theresa? Crikey!

Probably Teresa.

chateauferret 29-07-2020 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by El Aguila (Post 15326674)
I haven't put on a pair of trousers since May.

EFA.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 30-07-2020 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15326850)
I never stopped.

And tank tops so I here.

Timbo 30-07-2020 01:08 AM

Having to fart, almost as soon as I dry off after a shower

Hedgehog 30-07-2020 01:24 AM

Talking of printers (which we were a day or so ago), mine took a dump today... sounds like someone threw a spanner into all the gears. Only getting half of the print printing and some colours not printing at all. Tried all I can think of to fix it, but think a new one is on the cards.

Most annoying thing is I just replenished most of the ink cartridges (which cost more than a new printer) will be going in the recycle dump with the printer.

As an aside, I just looked on-line and all the ones I'm interested in are sold out... must be another side effect of working from home/lockdown.

CK 30-07-2020 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Hedgehog View Post
I've been noticing recently quite a few young men (well in their 20/30's) wearing really short shorts as in 80's style.

I hope this is not a "thing" again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15326850)
I never stopped.


Yes we noticed:frown::frown:

Nostrils 30-07-2020 11:53 PM

Garden hose spray guns. The hateful b@stards only last 12 months max for me, I always resent splashing out (boom boom) on a new one.

Hedgehog 31-07-2020 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 15328983)
Garden hose spray guns. The hateful b@stards only last 12 months max for me, I always resent splashing out (boom boom) on a new one.

Same here, plus they seem to corrode themselves onto the hose pipe fitting, and the only way to get them off if with a hack saw carefully trying not to damage the hose fitting.

Maybe it's just me!

Prince Phillip 31-07-2020 04:14 PM

The BBS (and other sites) in MS Edge. That horrible out of focus scrolling bleed.

Hedgehog 31-07-2020 05:40 PM

When the Internet goes down at home for no apparent reason, and the havoc it causes...

Martin H 31-07-2020 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15329693)
When the Internet goes down at home for no apparent reason, and the havoc it causes...

Does everyone look at you when that happens as if you did something or re the only one that can sort it out? That’s annoying......

Maidstoned Eagle 31-07-2020 06:15 PM

The imminent onslaught of things threads that close season usually brings.

Hedgehog 31-07-2020 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15329707)
Does everyone look at you when that happens as if you did something or re the only one that can sort it out? That’s annoying......

My wife was on me as soon as she woke up panicking because CNN and the weather App wouldn't open on her phone.

Had me crawling around under the desk trying to re-boot the router (which actually got it working again).

But yes, it was something I had done apparently that caused the issue.... :wallbash:

Martin H 31-07-2020 07:30 PM

I find that breathing normally explains it. That and proximity. Too much breathing and proximity.

pallet 31-07-2020 10:37 PM

average speed cameras set to 50mph on what was and should be a 70mph road

Isle of Wight 31-07-2020 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 15329601)
The BBS (and other sites) in MS Edge. That horrible out of focus scrolling bleed.

MS edge. Shocking browser

Hedgehog 01-08-2020 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15327191)
As an aside, I just looked on-line and all the ones I'm interested in are sold out... must be another side effect of working from home/lockdown.

Went to the store and picked up a new printer. It was just about the only one available at their warehouse. All the rest completely sold out with no restock date.

Ironically it is basically the same one I've had other than a new model number and a slightly different touch screen. The good news is it takes the same ink cartridges as my old one, so pulled them out prior to dumping as they were all pretty full.

It bit more than I wanted to pay, but hey... beggars can't be choosers.

Hedgehog 01-08-2020 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15325618)
... It actually has a whole Architecture mode you can use. I've not played with that yet, but did a quick look and appears like it would do a good job. I'll look a little deeper when I get a chance.

I spent about 4 hours playing with the Architecture mode. I found it a bit hoaky really. Not as intuitive as the engineering mode.

Very basic, and I'm sure would work if you were just doing floor plans. Has a very limited selection of tools from what I could tell... basically just walls, door and windows. No toilets, bath tubs etc. templates.

Again, for under $3.00 what do you expect!

Maidstoned Eagle 01-08-2020 12:58 AM

Doing an acoustic gig only spoilt by some slatternly fish wife talking so loudly next us it was distracting...and then slapping a.pair of headphones on her fat ******* child because "she doesnt like the music"...I'm amazed she can here it over you gobbing off about how your husbands a lazy **** and you have to do everything.

Stellavista 01-08-2020 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15330175)
Doing an acoustic gig only spoilt by some slatternly fish wife talking so loudly next us it was distracting...and then slapping a.pair of headphones on her fat ******* child because "she doesnt like the music"...I'm amazed she can here it over you gobbing off about how your husbands a lazy **** and you have to do everything.

Cheer up, it's only rock n roll. ;)

One of the most bizarre gigs I did (and there were many), was at a club in Valencia, where there were scantily clad lovelies on trapeze swinging over the stage. Quite put me off my stroke..

Isle of Wight 01-08-2020 02:29 AM

Idiots not wearing masks

One young maskless woman in Camden said she believed it was her human right not to wear a mask.

“I’ve seen a lot of animosity for people like me who aren’t wearing masks,” she said. “But as long as we respect each other’s space I think it is OK not to wear a mask. I have a strong belief in God and I believe that the virus won’t touch me or if it does I won’t be badly affected.”

I don’t often wish ill on anyone but some deserve it

Hedgehog 01-08-2020 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15330200)
Idiots not wearing masks

One young maskless woman in Camden said she believed it was her human right not to wear a mask.

“I’ve seen a lot of animosity for people like me who aren’t wearing masks,” she said. “But as long as we respect each other’s space I think it is OK not to wear a mask. I have a strong belief in God and I believe that the virus won’t touch me or if it does I won’t be badly affected.”

I don’t often wish ill on anyone but some deserve it

I'm 100% a mask wearer, and despise people who do not, or will not, wear one in public, but.... I have to respect their freedom to not wear one.

I do believe in Darwinism though, and I am beginning to see people here in the US that had this "no mask" belief get sick. Also more and more people actually wearing masks... it's a slow evolution, but it's getting there.

As I've alluded to before, it's like smoking, seat belts, helmets etc., it took years to implement changes in people's thinking... I put wearing a mask in the same category, and people will not buy into it in such a short time.

Hedgehog 01-08-2020 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15326850)
I never stopped.

I have "Peter Crouch" legs, so short shorts is not a good look! :eek:

ExiledStirling 01-08-2020 07:38 AM

Thank you for visiting the TV Licensing website. Our website is temporarily unavailable while we update it for the changes to over 75 licences.

Why can they not be specific about the numbers that are stopping me looking at my DD arrangements? :mad:

Is someone going to bite so I can say whoosh?

Worksop Palace 01-08-2020 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 15330200)
Idiots not wearing masks

One young maskless woman in Camden said she believed it was her human right not to wear a mask.

“I’ve seen a lot of animosity for people like me who aren’t wearing masks,” she said. “But as long as we respect each other’s space I think it is OK not to wear a mask. I have a strong belief in God and I believe that the virus won’t touch me or if it does I won’t be badly affected.”

I don’t often wish ill on anyone but some deserve it

Selfish bitch

Dodger 01-08-2020 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15330205)
As I've alluded to before, it's like smoking, seat belts, helmets etc., it took years to implement changes in people's thinking... I put wearing a mask in the same category, and people will not buy into it in such a short time.

It’s not quite the same though is it. Wearing a mask isn’t to protect you, it’s to protect others.

Not wearing a mask says you don’t give a shit about others.

Ardent Eagle Forever 01-08-2020 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 15328983)
Garden hose spray guns. The hateful b@stards only last 12 months max for me, I always resent splashing out (boom boom) on a new one.

Hozelock plastic shit. Ours don't last long either. And the sprinklers.

Ardent Eagle Forever 01-08-2020 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15329758)
My wife was on me as soon as she woke up panicking because CNN and the weather App wouldn't open on her phone.

Had me crawling around under the desk trying to re-boot the router (which actually got it working again).

But yes, it was something I had done apparently that caused the issue.... :wallbash:

Can't she put her own phone onto roaming to check her weather app?

Ardent Eagle Forever 01-08-2020 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 15330011)
average speed cameras set to 50mph on what was and should be a 70mph road

Going up to 60 mph soon i heard this week. For roadworks.

norwoodeagle 01-08-2020 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 15330269)
Hozelock plastic shit. Ours don't last long either. And the sprinklers.

Use descaled to clear your sprinkler.

pallet 01-08-2020 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 15330274)
Going up to 60 mph soon i heard this week. For roadworks.

I dont mind 50mph in roadworks you understand that as its safty of the roadworkers and alao safer for those idoits who crash in roadworks. I mean the roads that are main dual carriageways that have been 70mph speed limits for years, have below average accidents per year but now are all covered with 50mph average speed cammeras.

chateauferret 01-08-2020 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 15330269)
Hozelock plastic shit. Ours don't last long either. And the sprinklers.

I thought it was just me.

Twice in a few weeks one of their things has broken on me. The first one took the socket on the hose reel with it and I had to bin the whole hose. Now I've got a snapped off Hozelock adapter stuck to a tap with a rusty screw and I'm going to have to use level 5 spells to get it off.

Isle of Wight 01-08-2020 10:25 AM

''So if you’re dissatisfied with your phone, you can return it in an unused
condition within 14 days from receipt'' How are you supposed to know if you are dissatisfied if you haven't used it!!!!!

Olympian2 01-08-2020 11:24 AM

This still bugs me. People who say ‘underestimate’ when they mean ‘overestimate’.

"You cannot underestimate the work that's required to get the ground at Aigburth up to speed," chief executive Daniel Gidney told BBC Radio Lancashire.

You’ve just said the exact opposite of what you meant, mate. And you’re the Chief Executive.

chateauferret 01-08-2020 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 15330455)
This still bugs me. People who say ‘underestimate’ when they mean ‘overestimate’.

"You cannot underestimate the work that's required to get the ground at Aigburth up to speed," chief executive Daniel Gidney told BBC Radio Lancashire.

You’ve just said the exact opposite of what you meant, mate. And you’re the Chief Executive.

Either that or he's used "cannot" when he meant "should not".

Olympian2 01-08-2020 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 15330460)
Either that or he's used "cannot" when he meant "should not".

Agreed. It’s got to a point where I’m now being an absolute, pedantic arse by correcting people who say this in meetings.

PeterH 01-08-2020 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15330264)
Selfish bitch

Similar women in The USA are being referrd to as 'Karens' I understand.

Although the 'Karens' are supposedly white, middle class racist women who have a tendancy to phone the police if a black person appears in their neighbourhood.

They like to confront protesters, make a big point about the freedom to not wear masks etc..

And they don't like being called 'Karen' in much the same way as gammoners don't like that term.

Have a read..

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-53588201

There is an hilarious tweet where some virtue signaller protests to a tweeter for using the term 'Karen' when he is actually replying to someone called Karen.

Slimbloke'H' 01-08-2020 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15330141)
I spent about 4 hours playing with the Architecture mode. I found it a bit hoaky really. Not as intuitive as the engineering mode.

Very basic, and I'm sure would work if you were just doing floor plans. Has a very limited selection of tools from what I could tell... basically just walls, door and windows. No toilets, bath tubs etc. templates.

Again, for under $3.00 what do you expect!

Thank you again, Hedge. What would be your considered opinion, mate, persevere with AutoCAD?

CT_Palace 01-08-2020 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 15330256)
Thank you for visiting the TV Licensing website. Our website is temporarily unavailable while we update it for the changes to over 75 licences.

Why can they not be specific about the numbers that are stopping me looking at my DD arrangements? :mad:

Is someone going to bite so I can say whoosh?

What sort of shitty server do they have that crashes with so few users?

Isle of Wight 01-08-2020 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 15330285)
I dont mind 50mph in roadworks you understand that as its safty of the roadworkers and alao safer for those idoits who crash in roadworks. I mean the roads that are main dual carriageways that have been 70mph speed limits for years, have below average accidents per year but now are all covered with 50mph average speed cammeras.

Yep and I didn’t realise that one of the reasons you get roadworks with no one working is to get people used to it THEN put the workers out as it is much safer. Thanks Mr speed awareness course

Chillo 01-08-2020 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 15330272)
Can't she put her own phone onto roaming to check her weather app?

... or look out of the window?

davech 01-08-2020 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 15330256)
Thank you for visiting the TV Licensing website. Our website is temporarily unavailable while we update it for the changes to over 75 licences.

Why can they not be specific about the numbers that are stopping me looking at my DD arrangements? :mad:

Is someone going to bite so I can say whoosh?

The b'stards still owe me for 11 months of my old cancelled licence from my previous address. 4 months ago.

Hedgehog 01-08-2020 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 15330272)
Can't she put her own phone onto roaming to check her weather app?

Yes... well not on her own - I had to tell her to turn Wi-Fi off so that the cellular took over and she could open the Apps.

She has never quite got her head around the concept that our wi-fi doesn't extent beyond 20 feet from the house, or the cellular works in our house.

But to be fair, it used to confuse me when this all started.

Hedgehog 01-08-2020 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15331035)
Thank you again, Hedge. What would be your considered opinion, mate, persevere with AutoCAD?

I've only ever used AutoCAD Lite, which I don't recall having an Architecture mode. If you have the full blow AutoCAD I would preserve with teaching yourself that.

If you are starting from scratch this viaCAD for the price might be an option, but bottom line I would stick with AutoCAD.


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