People who obsess about those that they have on Ignore.

Nah - this is he:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WeNu8DJjke0/hqdefault.jpg

Olive!

That absoulutely shite Volvo ad with a gash version of Born to be wild.

Volvo and Wild shouldn't even be in the same sentence

This is shim in uniform, shim is a conductor after all and deserves the respect the uniform garners.

https://images.spot.im/v1/production...bnf0qlloihsezg

It's that time of the year again. Starbucks preying on the terminally idoitic.

Pumpkin Spiced Latte.

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Do even the Americans drink this shite?

I am trying to imagine what it tastes like. You never know until you try it.

Examples would be mole / chicken or fish cooked with chocolate. On cable I saw one of those sweet pastry shops that served a 'treat' that had peanut butter and bacon in the same mouthful. Another show was in Paris where they sold chocolate covered bacon.

Immediately you would think that is not for me. But it's got to be worth a taste - you might be missing out on something sensational.

I think it’s really nice tbh

I believe Elvis Presley's favourite sandwich was a toasted peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich. :eek:

First I have heard that bacon was an ingredient.

My favourite sandwich involves a Colombian lass as the filling.

I thought the same... I thought it was just peanut butter and banana (not toasted), but while researching that stumbled across this:

Wikipedia - The Elvis Sandwich

These idiots on Youtube who call themselves auditors.In other words, idiots who are unemployed with video cameras who hang about outside police stations videoing them and outside prisons to try and get a reaction from the police or whoever who question them as to what they are doing.
Then they claim public right in being able to video anywhere in public until they actually get knicked and cry like a baby.

I can only assume you’ve never driven the front wheel drive petrol V5 turbo in the rain?

I thought is was just me that felt like this. I want to punch the Billy no mates wankers that start throwing all this league stuff around. I saw one that was “helping” a bloke that had just been fined for littering. Horrible scroatsacks:veryangry:veryangry

Or a T5 Turbo estate.

Things that annoy you... going to a specialty store (in this case a lumber yard) and know the guy helping you is acting dumb just to be an arsehole because you don't know the correct terminology the pros use.

How the **** should I know I'm looking for "Clear Aye Mixed Grain S4S"? In fact I'm not sure I was...

Apparently I got suckered into the most expensive wood... way beyond what I need for the project I'm working on... Guess I should have done my homework.

Barbers who want to engage you in banal conversation that they obviously don't give a damn about, because you are on a conveyer belt of the same. I have come in to have my haircut, just get on with it and concentrate on what you are doing.
On top of this experience again yesterday, despite the fact that nearly 42,000 people have died of the virus, families losing loved ones, not being able to hold proper funerals, companies going bust, people losing their jobs, he was worried about Christmas and not being able to take his kids to see Father Christmas.

Suppose people are different. When I'm in my barbers the last thing I need to think about is why I'm wearing a ******* mask. I ALREADY KNOW:wallbash:

We chat about footie, family etc FFS

Stereo, Grandad.

Come On. One of the greatest traditions a bit of chat in the barbers. In my case it is just a few sentences as I am shorn in 5 minutes.

Where is your heart?

Yes Peter. I don't get a perm either:D

Certain types of facemasks. The ones which are all in one. No elastic to attach to the ears. Have now managed to lose two pairs of glasses. One set fell of and broke the other it broke the arm. Now waiting for new pair to arrive. Raided Poundland found material ones with elastic cost £5. Thats another complaint altogether now you can ask how much in poundland and get mutiple correct answers.

No comprende Pedro?

When your PC has a major wack attack for no reason... takes 2+hours to sort out.

I blame updates...

He's referencing an old Not the Nine OClock News sketch.

Outside the barbers. :p

Knobs that talk about a generation of people having been responsible for something as if it was the wilful and deliberate act/choice of their entire generation to do something and that they should now pay for it. As if they all think the same way and maybe got in a room and unanimously agreed something. I am not sure what level of control they think they personally have over anything much that happens in their own era. What kind of lunatic thinks like that. An awful lot of them it would seem.

What is worse is that some political groups/politicians/activists seem to have latched it into it and have fuelled the flames.

Yeah but young people saying "OK, boomer" is never not hilarious.

(I'm not a boomer, but my Dear Old Mum is. She was born in a tenement which was considered a bit swanky as it had an indoor loo, even though it was in the kitchen. I'm fairly sure she is not responsible for the financial crisis, despite what geniuses like Nish Kumar and Frankie Boyle might think.)

Great car

Yep, would love one. Hard to get over here for some reason.

Tell her to empty the coffee and tea tins of her life savings and pay up. It’s all her fault. Don’t know how you have the nerve to come on here and defend her.....

It’s the sort of weird thinking that explains some of the apparently inexplicable bits of history. The older I get the more I understand the desire of so many to walk away from society and live off the grid somewhere with a few like minded people, but Palace precludes that one. Just a tip for anyone joining one of these places, whatever you do, don’t drink the juice if they suddenly offer one a drink.......

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1126243

LHd as well

Would have to add a few grand to that just to register and homogolate the thing in Spain.

Huh what every happened to that foundation of the European Union and it’s “free movement of cars” ?

Lets be accurate here H, Microsoft. Microsoft is what annoys you (no surprise).
Now I could at this stage pontificate about how you should get a Mac bla bla bla, but I won’t having managed to “clean” and free up almost 40% of my Macs memory yesterday by deleting unwanted and unnecessary documents saved by OS whenever I open an attachment from Mail. Saved, I might add, deep in the memory - the path was about 10 folders deep, almost as if Apple didn’t want you to find the files and on purpose jam the memory up with useless junk so that you might think you need to buy more memory - Apple iCloud perhaps?

Tim Sherwood.

Never had you down as a yank.

Being stuck behind a woman at the supermarket checkout faffing about getting a purse out of her ridiculously large handbag then faffing about looking for her loyalty card then payment card.Transaction finished reverse the procedure until we have all fallen asleep.

The thing is.

and here's the thing,

Probably similar to Portugal. I remember when I moved out there it was the car's basic price, plus 9 euros per CUBIC CENTIMETRE of engine capacity "car tax" plus VAT at 21%.

:confused:

Yes and no... It all started when I stupidly (after a few glasses of wine) thought I would update iTunes on my PC (I know, I know) because it kept bugging me to.

Usually it just updates, no fuss or bother. This time it wanted to do it via Microsoft (I forget the exact route - see glasses of wine above). It ended up removing all traces of iTunes, and every time I tried to download it, it kept saying there was already iTunes on the computer, but bugger if I could find it.

Anyway, I decided to recover the system to the last recovery point, which happened to be yesterday morning. This recovery process took in excess of an hour.

All recovered good, so I tried to update itunes again (see glasses of wine above... now more consumed). This time I used the Apple website and download direct from them. This worked perfect - and when all said and done, I don't see the slightest bit of difference in iTunes!

People on BBS who insult you if you do not agree with their opinions.

Try being a leave voter..

lol I was

leave voter
voted Boris
Question Corona rules and lies
Don't agree with BLM or taking the knee

so all in all BBS Target for abuse

;)

So black lives do not matter ? You do not have to take the knee btw but racism is entrenched in British society. it is a scourge, disgusting and sickening as espoused in a racist rant by Jim Davidson the other day given uncritical coverage by the Mail
You sound like a I am not racist but type

Yank?

What’s the link?

You only pop in for "something for the weekend Sir"...
:supergrin:

To be fair, I don't think this is unique to the BBS.

Post....check the Coronavirus thread :)

So you're a dick. Live with it.

point proven me thinks

you mean me?

so usual don't agree with BLM = racist, just for your info my wife and kids are black

I didn't vote on Brexit. ( Don't have a clue about Brexit and don't feel anyone does -it's too complex and is all guesswork. Said so and was attacked )
Lifelong Labour voter ( I'm still a Trump supporter, ect, apparently )
Don't question Corona rules. Lungs are wrecked and I need protection. Been locked down, on doc advice, since early Feb. Going slowly mad.
Believe BLM is a organ for social division at best and historical / racial vengeance, at worst.

Only one out of four as ideological 'crimes' go and I'm still a target for abuse. As I've said before, there's a totalitarian cabal here that demand perfect fealty to Leftism or you are fit for being ganged-up on.

Hang on. You voted for Boris in December and you are on the streets protesting about his government taking away your rights in September? The man that illegally prorogued parliament? The man that lied to the commons and the queen? The government that was held in disrepute by parliament? You voted for him and now you bitch about government reach? You don’t think the government should have so much power and you voted for the man that broke the law to give government more power?

You voted for it less than a year ago and now you’re on the streets protesting against it? Suck it up ffs.

People who think criticism of their dipshit opinions is totalitarianism.

It’s the alt right you tube type bollocks that gets you the grief. Post like you have just done more often and I reckon you will get less shit.

Same length would enormously help with getting less shit too I reckon. Oh and stop saying it’s your final word on the matter and coming back for multiple encores. You will most definitely get less shit then.

I wonder if Mrs. Loafster agrees that Black Lives don't Matter?

It is when the person making such opinions are not 'criticized' but attacked via name-calling or calls to be banned. That is an intolerance for a viewpoint and an attempt to obliterate it which well qualifies as a definition of 'totalitarianism,' especially if you think of the BBS as a world in itself and the tactics used to silence and remove people as a form of coersion and repression. Look up the definition and you'll see those words I've cited. I don't choose words lightly because there's always some 'dipshit' who will take you to task for them, without thinking it through.

But I guess it takes a 'dipshit' to agree with such treatment of people. To an extent that they'd rather make moronic quibbles about definitions rather than address the central point raised.

Okay, done with you...:p

You define my words as 'Alt-Right.' I don't agree. And thanks for proving my point that there are people here who believe just having such opinions is excuse enough to treat them in the exact way I described earlier.

Word lengths of my posts are irrelevant. It's a pointless argument to make when debating a complex situation. Unless you believe you have such a perfect grasp of what is right and wrong that 'your' truth is simple, patent and therefore doesn't require complex consideration. And you don't have to read them. Free country.

And I leave quickly after posting because I don't think it's worth sticking around to get what will be 10% adult criticism and 90% personal attacks. What adult would want that? If we didn't have so many Leftists here, who refuse to tolerate an opposing or even questioning opinion without personal attacks, then I'd be more inclined to stick around to respectfully debate those to do the same for me. If you look fairly ( if you feel inclined ) you'll see I do tend to respond to those to bother to make reasoned points against what I originally wrote. But I won't sit still for your ideological friends to gang up and peck at me. If that, in itself, annoys you, it says far more about you and the tactics of your ideological allies than me. I just want to express an opinion, would having to deal with a swarm of abuse that is designed to deter ideological disagreement far more than it is to deal with debate itself. That intolerant, 'scorched Earth' policy of Leftists when dealing with dissenters is precisely my biggest complaint. Even when I agree with some of your politics, how you attempt to enforce a monoculture via your intolerance sickens me. The f*cking arrogance of that is incredible but that's what comes from an ideology that views disagreement in the same way as a religion.

It's late and I'm going now. Unless you think I'm duty bound to wait around for you to have another ad hominem pop at me?

Yep sorry TLDR. Scanned it and there was some leftish bullshit. I’m not in the slightest left wing. I’m bang boring in the middle. Still TLDR properly. I would promise too tomorrow but it’s Sunday and that post is way too long to be arsed with on a Sunday.

"makeshift centre back" when applied to Senegal's Captain and f... centreback all the bl00dy time.:wallbash:

I appreciate this is just me... but both teams wearing the same colour shorts. Never used to be allowed.

Case in point Everton yesterday, and Palace away at Manchester United.

Personally I like to see different combinations to avoid this. Example, Palace home shorts with white away kit at MU, and Everton wearing their white home shorts yesterday.

The League are so fussy over so many things, yet seem not bothered by this.

As I say probably just me.

The BBC football fixture and results pages prioritising Women's football above the Championship and other leagues.

I am not against women's football at a professional level, but come on it has it's place.

This has filtered in over a few seasons.

I noticed that transfers in female football became biggish news this close season as well. Almost an headline item saying that Arsenal or somesuch have pulled off a coup signing suchandsuch. You click on it and it is for the fecking female team.

The order now seems to be Premier League, La Liga (if Barcelaona or Real Madrid are involved), Scottish Premier, Womens Football, The Championship... and I think even Italian, French and German Leagues are starting to knock on that door of prominence over The Championship as well.

Funny you say that, I just noticed the same. I was looking to see how Charlton were doing, and it took a lot of scrolling to find them!

Who are they?


:)

I will turn my VPN on to see what you guys are on about as for me I have to search for women's football

My fault for still relying on the BBC for this shite, and the fact their webpage rarely updates properly during live matches.

It is funny how all Brexit voters on the BBS suddenly have black wives. Maybe they are like the established Cubans of Florida who didn't want the worst kind of Cuban to come in, and voted Trump. Or simply cut from the same cloth as Kayne West. Money and a taste of the good life changes people.

Much like anarchist communists at university voting for conservative candidates once the benefits of their (sometimes free) education result in a degree leading to a more monied outlook.

New televisions not being supplied with the 4 correct length / width bolts to secure them to the wall brackets, how much more would it have cost them ��

Getting called a snowflake and loads of other shite for calling out a racist joke. Apparently it's fine if you make loads of other jokes too, don't do it all the time and have a mate who is Muslim.

What is irksome is witnessing customers entering a hostelry without adorning face coverings when the mandatory regulation is clear and well-publicised, and then seeing these people taking umbrage at being reminded of their responsibilities.In addition customers get off their rumps and proceed to make their way to the 'Wash room' without wearing face coverings when it is imperative one has to do so.Makes my ruddy blood boil.:veryangry

Who was that nazi numbnuts on here who claimed he couldn't be racist because he had a a string of ex-wives that would have made the United Colours of Benetton catalogue look like an Aryan colour chart?

I think that can be narrowed down to 2.

Scott Parker’s a big ‘it is what it is’ fan, to nobody’s surprise.

Saliva clicks and wet mouth noises when people are talking. I just want to hurt the person.

Oh god this. With you on this
And noisy eaters.

:wallbash:

And if they can't do the real thing, a certain type of nitwit actually says the utterly inane "nom, nom" Is it in the OED yet? I daren't look.

I used to sit opposite a bloke in the office who used chew gum incessantly with his mouth open and he made a disgusting noise. Extremely irritating.

People who eat with their mouth open. Masticate with your mouth shut please. It looks like a churning washing machine of half-chewed food. Horrible.

I still haven't found them. Where are they??

Pointless zoom meetings, because some people have nothing else to do, and appear to miss talking utter bollocks to a captive audience.

The old ‘look at how hard I am working’ trick, which doesn’t involve actually working.

My son is a noisy eater, this has caused untold amounts of arguments over the dinner table as my wife defends him at every turn so when I make a comment it causes trouble. I won't stop though.

People saying 'you're looking good' to posters of selfies on social media that have been photoshopped to f*ck. Yes, you look fantastic with eyes the size of Syd Barrett's saucers.

My word, I could not agree MORE.As you mention, "Disgusting" and "Horrible".:mad:

Me other half putting a FREE bed frame on Facebook Marketplace.The 1st 5 to reply have been complete and utter dickheads.What the **** is wrong with people:veryangry

Some people are determined to coil everything.

I think it's a wind-up.

Record it and play it back to him.

Yep

FB Marketplace seems to attract them.
We've had at least 3 people have 'car trouble' on the night they were due to collect stuff - do they think we are gullible idiots?
Also, free - buyer collects = will you deliver or can I meet you halfway?
NO **** OFF.

Things that annoy you
 

I did that with my wife’s snoring... it did‘t go down too well!

(With my wife, not ME’s son)

Oh Hedgy, that is brilliant I am laughing out loud here

Just tell him that he sounds like a whore giving head when he's eating. When he goes "whaaaa" tell him to ask his mum;)

Won't be using it again.

Really hate people who eat with their mouths open and that talk while eating. Have lots of rows at the dinner table of course with the wife when I tell my daughters off for doing it. I am causing an atmosphere according to her.