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The latest Barclaycard TV advert.

Just annoys the crap out of me.

the ******* transfer rumour mill and the endless (pointless) threads started as a result.
It's impossible to see the woods for the trees.

I'm probably one of the biggest culprits of doing this on these boards, but I do it out of the way of speaking within a post.

To me it is like speaking in a conversation, where you sort of pause, but haven't actually finished a train of thought. It is more than a comma, and less than a full stop.

I can't begin to tell you how much restrain I had to use there to stop doing it in this post. :rolleyes:

Plus your exaggerated example above is not a good use of doing this. That is more like quoting someone out of breath. :)

Dickheads who walk towards you more interested in looking at their f*cking mobile screen than where there walking, They eventually barge into you and tell you to "watch were your walking"

People who can see where you're walking but yet insist on walking into you.

People pretending to throw their mates in front of the train when you're pulling in to a station, yeah you may think it's hilarious but it puts the shits up us drivers and one slip and they are under. Three pissing times yesterday In a 9 hour shift :veryangry

Wankers. Refuse to carry the pricks.

I have before. But it's on the increase round here, normally around Liverpool on a Friday or Saturday night.

Get cctv onto them, maybe the frighteners from the btp might stop them acting the twat so much. (if you can find the btp that is).

I am wondering what grounds the police might have to even talk to them never mind arrest them.

But you are right they are complete fools.

The crime of deliberately and illegally putting someone's life at risk is grounds.

Btp take forever to get to you, in the end towering over a frightened person and shouting usually does the trick. Especially up here if you go all " South London voice " on them :)

This always baffled me. Do they know the difference between a full stop and a space?

Whats the correct punctuation for an elongated.............pause? :)

Being a fat bastard

The French

I would teach them a lesson and drive up onto the platform but just narrowly miss them enough to put the shits up them.

Edit, old people in care homes without visitors.

Put a 2-3ft medium soft rubber plank on the outside of your cab, rather like the indicators that flicked out on cars back in the day.

Get a line painted an equal distance and warn any ****** who decides to push, jump or stand inside that line that they WILL get walloped.

Would sort the selfish ***** out within the week!

Could you also play a cartoon style "doinnggg" noise when it hits, so that everyone else can turn and see who's being an idiot?

Yes....it's a pause.

Perfectly fine in a conversational piece such as this forum. Many worse spelling mistakes and grammatical errors are rife on these threads.

But these only become a problem when it becomes hard to understand what people are trying to say.

Habati mobi utete cranstofar mahatostin.

Cringebade.

3 of them in one sentence is a bit weird though

Warm toilet seats

This clock. https://countingdownto.com/countdown...ountdown-clock

Wet toilet seats.

Missing toilet seats. (the gents seat in my restaurant has been nicked twice.):eek:

People who get to a mainline station, find the underground station temporarily closed due to congestion and then find the necessity to take a picture of people in a queue and then post it on social media. Firstly,you are a sad wanker for taking a picture of a queue and an even sadder one to think that anyone unfortunate to be connected with you online is remotely interested.

People on busy train platforms who decide to stand right on the yellow line, forcing anyone who wants to get to the other end to walk along the ede of the platform edge.

Oh and people who have a complete lack of spacial awareness (mostly found on train platforms and at bus stops)

The Mole. Yes, he is a soft, blind, dickless, disgusting little troll, despised by anyone with a brain who actually watches matches

He's not even Palace.

A lily-livered chicken.

People in banks hogging the counters, what the hell are they doing? I dont think ive ever been more than 30 seconds at a counter, yesterday lunchtime I stood in the queue for atleast 10 minutes and 2 out of the 3 people being served never moved!

Agree

People who just stop in front of you for no reason at all

I thought you meant having a bad aim...

That Hastings Direct ad with The Inbetweeners bloke.

'It's the catch of the day Harry'.

'How fvcking skint must you be?'

Especially when they exit a shop door in front of you, as you are walking past, then stop dead.

You're shitting me !?

Yes but dying is a pretty good excuse to stop.

People who don't turn the volume off on self-service machines in supermarkets.

Shit, I never knew you could do that. How do you turn it off? I thought they were all set to max to drive the assistant insane for some heinous earlier crime.

Little speaker icon controls the volume, press it until it mutes. I must admit that while this is true for tesco & sainsbury i cannot vouch for other retailers, co-op, netto etc.

Rupert Bear and golfers. Check trousered bellends.

Golfers, it goes without saying, but Rupert?! Whats the bear ever done but promote inter-species friendship?

Cheers will look for it next time. Must confess usually i'm focussed on getting out of the shop as soon as possible and hoping the fecking machine doesn't screw me over or start asking for the insane assistant.

Coming home the other day to find my missus had put the heating on, it's June to stupid bitch:veryangry

Filling up bagels. Bread with a fvcking great big hole in it. It's like a mouse has been through it overnight. Or the Hatton Garden robbers.

Holding a glass door open for someone coming the other way, who then walks through without saying a word, even a cheeky one like 'cheers doorman'. Sorely tempted to retrieve him and put him back through said glass door, without opening it. Common assault laws are so biased in favour of the rude and the smug.

New one for today.

People who insist on wearing back packs in confined spaces (lifts, tube, trains etc). These can just as easily be taken off and placed at their feet.

Escaping work to pay a cheque in to enjoy just a little of the sunshine.

Clouds covering the sky right until I walk back in the door at work.

The low fuel light coming on just before I get to work.

Getting in the car in the morning only to find the Mrs or Jnr used all the petrol last night and didn't fill it up :veryangry

Add pubs to that list.

People that insist on standing and drinking at the bar in a busy pub, making it even more difficult to get served.

Credit cards being accepted in pubs for poxy little rounds. GO TO A CASHPOINT FIRST YOU MORONS:veryangry

And then they get pissed off with you when you have to reach over them to get your drinks. Get out of the way dickheads.

People who dont carry cash!!

This is going to cause problems.

The endless bloody begging adverts for starving Africans and their kids. I watched Sky News this morning and every advert break was plastered by these begging commercials. Do they not get enough on Red Nose Day and all year round related charities?

The place never improves and hasn't done so since the first Live Aid day in the 80s yet they still find money to buy weapons to slaughter each other with.

If they're starving and so weak as portrayed on these adverts how come they have enough energy to shag and shag to produce more and more starving kids?

If I haven't eaten much the day before I can barely raise a morning wank let alone bang another kid out.

Incoming.

And yes I'm pissed.

Buy more shite from the looky-lookies then.

More? Never. It's shite.

The weather man on TV when they say "sunshine on offer" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!! I don't want that offer, I want another one! Like I can do something about it. Weather W4ankers.

Oh and the News when they tell what the Politician is going to say tomorrow in a speech. WHY NOT TELL US WHEN IT HAPPENS, NOT BEFORE! News W4nkers

People that still don't realise that you can say "wanker" on the BBS without altering it as it's not in the swear filter.

Bloody news eh? The other thing they do is tell us stuff AFTER it has happened:D

Manufacturers that think a sweater will be the height of fashion if they sew a little piece of plastic on it. Why?

People that use the BBS so much they find their way round the swear filter

No shit Sherlock.

Another blatant example of Mods. abusing their position. Who guards the guards?? ;)

People who say " United" and assume we all understand that to be Manchester
I also answer "who... Shefield Cambridge West Ham"
Tossers

Definitely this. I do the same with coventry and norwich for the 'city' types. Hard not to blame tv for that.

:)

Not at all, everyone is welcome to use the word shit on the BBS.

This. They are cunts

Mother f uckers

Spaces in swear words

Swearing in space

In space no **** can hear you scream.

Arseholes who open crisps upside down.

The you must spread some rep button is equally annoying!

:D

Australians?

Generally annoying. But not ALL arseholes.:)

Good idea if you want to eat the crumbs first.

ITV4 and its continual diet of overrated boring stuff like Lewis,Morse and Frost and dire crap like Murder She Wrote

Not having any rep

The incessant announcements on trains, both electronic and from the conductor. Particularly annoying early in the morning on commuter trains.

Thiery Henry

Andy Townsend

Overexcited football commentators who scream names out like they're just reaching the vinegar strokes. AGUEEEERRROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRGHHHH!!! ROOONNEEEYYYYYYYYAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Shouty twats.

Shops that don't put a price on their window displays.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

He's a ****.

Posh people who say 'orf' instead of off.

Jamie Redknapp

Shops in America that do put a price on window displays - but then add about 20% in various taxes when you go to pay.

but he always likes Palace?

Messi's new haircut.

Spot on. Primark and Matalan are more my price range.

Which brings me to my next whinge....

Shops that pretend to be something they aren't AND don't price their window displays.

Yes, I mean you, Superdry (JPN)! British. Cult Clothing for Cults (or something). Overpriced crap. £50 for the jacket + £100 for the logo. :moo:

And deafen the passing public with crap "music"

And have lighting such that you need a torch to find your way around if you venture inside.

And breathe.......

Lol :D

Whilst we're on shop pricing: shops that at checkout add up all the reductions you've benefitted by and tell you how much you've saved.
I haven't saved anything you tart. In case you haven't noticed I've just SPENT $85. Just price the ******* stuff properly FFS!