People with very small fridges.

We have 2, one in the garden and one in the kitchen...its a game changer.

Is it full of medicines and stuff?

Should they have icehouses instead?

Hey little girl.

I know that refers to something, but I can't remember what. Expenses?

Nope, just olden days poshos.

Ah, it's wine fridges now.


And they are essential game-changers.

My fridge outside is full.of beer and wine.

No doubt you're over compensating for something Maz.

:D

Sourcing an alternative christmas present for a niece on christmas eve because amazon couldnt deliver in 3 weeks and then finding said delivery on your doorstep when you get home. Hmff

Most people's annoyance at the extended Christmas build up has been done to death. It seemed to be brought forward another 2 weeks due to Covid.
We've been working from home with the radio on in the background and it's been wall to wall Christmas tunes throughout since mid-November. There being 12 days to Christmas it always leaves me a bit miffed that the festive music stops immediately after Christmas day. I'm sure I'm not imaging this.

I got my wife Apple AirPods Pro for Christmas... the whole noise cancelling feature is either bull shit, or this set don't work. Spent all afternoon on on a Chat with an Apple dude.

At the end of an hour or so he told be to take it into a store, which is tough right now as they are all shut down due to COVID.

My wife got me a Fitbit watch, and although it is early doors yet, the thing is NOT very user friendly and is way too over complicated for what it ultimately is used for.

Not a good Christmas gift say in the Hedgehog household.

So you can still hear her?

Given Hedgers constant travails with technology and gripes about not being able to use it on here, why he thought it was a good idea to get more is beyond me. Should've just got more.glue sticks.

My local Chinese Takeaway still proudly displaying 'Cash Only' in the window and both local cash machines out of money.

People walking down the middle of unlit back lanes with no torch.

Oh and some footballing related matter from earlier :veryangry

Falling over the cat every time I venture into the fridge to get something to eat because he knows there is still plenty of turkey leftovers for him to scoff. From the minute it came home Christmas Eve, right through the cooking process Shadow has lived up to his name and accompanied either one of around the kitchen awaiting his latest scraps. Little sod even got some before we did on the big day. He's currently getting acquainted with Storm Bella for one misdemeanor too many.

Should have got the one from China, 20 quid and works a treat......wifey wouldn't know the difference

Pretty amazing when you think I worked in Engineering for 40+ years!

New Glue Stick is working pretty good now I've figured out how to get the cap off!

Thank god. Could'nt stand a rant on hoe bad Yank glue sticks are:hi:

Stephen Mulhern - the man who proves that the old saying ‘ An empty vessel makes the most noise’ is true.
Plus he has a punchable face.

How many more times, changing the batteries in torches on a production line does not mean you were "in engineering" .

Was he the original Torchy the Battery Boy?

Maybe

That silly, glued paper advertising band The Sunday Times are bundling their magazines together with - which of course rips half the covers off the magazines when you try to remove it.

Homes Under The Hammer.

Waking up with a back so stiff I couldn't wipe my arse after a huge creamy post Crimbo shit.

You mean poor people?

Just read this while eating a bagel with salmon pate

Receiving the club's highlights video from yesterday. Straight to the wastebasket.

At least they had the decency not to have sent out a "Highlights" email link after the Liverpool game.

But yes, mine went straight to trash this morning also...

Ditto

I got fired from doing that for putting the batteries in upside down.

Someone had to sweep the floors in the Engineering Department...

Getting grief for not always paying attention to the witterings emanating from the wife's mouth.

Makes me head for my siesta.

I can feel when she seems to be spoiling for a fight. No amount of house cleaning and other jobs in advance seem to prevent the inevitable.

The yanks got to work early on the Americanization of Hedgehog .Flashlight, he might understand. Torches, he'll be thinking of what he's going to do to the local Apple shop. Sorry I mean store.

I thought he meant these...

https://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/...-editorial.jpg

I enjoy listening to my mates Madrilena missus asking him to do something. Sounds like she's giving him a right rollicking . even when she is being nice.

Ever try arguing back in Spanish, cos that's doubly amusing for the onlooker.

Mine's Mexican and has got the right hump and is now in a mega sulk but you should see her when she's ranting and raging. It was much better when I didn't understand her. ******* women do my head in.

Are they the Facebook friends that annoy you?

Is it the HOL AGM ?

Absolutely pissing myself ROTFL.

That we lose to Liverpool 0-7 then to 10 mon at the Villa meanwhile West Brom show how to hold the Scoucers to a 1-1 Draw

Seconded. Obviously they are to be applauded for their efforts to reduce plastic packaging, but not sure they've got it right. It occurred to me that a second loop of paper longditudenly (is that a word ?) would double their advertising opportunity and remove the need for the glue.

Today's annoyance is the BBC Sounds app spamming me with on my phone and pad with notifications for food programmes. F**k off! I only use your stupid app because you blocked everyone else from carrying your radio shows. So therefore, much like the tiresome right-wing weasel-trolls on here, the notifications are now BLOCKED.

But at least be comforted in that it got you some rep

Realizing at half time today that today's games are a new round, and I had not submitted my Prediction League scores for this round.

What is really annoying is I always predict Palace games as 1-1 regardless of who we play.

As it was half time it would not let me enter my pick for the Palace game, but did allow me to fill in all the other games.

3 points lost...

Domestic pets. Never understood it, never will.
Working dogs and guide dogs, of course.
And cats can f*cking do one, full-stop.

Why would you be 'changing' the batteries?

What about working cats?

And lonely people benefit from pets.

I think it is, now that ‘brexit’ is done :)

Lol

Have a look at P31 of today’s Mail. Family with 13 dogs of which 9 are Irish wolfhounds. Apparently, the dogs have their own living room, TV, kitchen and bathroom.

Have a look at P31 of today’s Mail. Family with 13 dogs of which 9 are Irish wolfhounds. Apparently, the dogs have their own living room, TV, kitchen and bathroom. I suppose they do at least keep the wolves at bay :D

No one should read that paper.

Absolutely nothing more annoying than the 'fecking joke is on Palace' Liverpool result followed by them being pony against WBA and Newcastle.

Scouse wankers.

The god of football did us a massive disservice there. And a number of our players need to be ashamed.

Why do you need to post inanely on the BBS?

WTF has it got to do with you. Your posts are all quality are they?

Don't post trying to make me feel bad about myself.

You were an up himself arrogant twat in the James mode the one unfortunate time I met you.

Nothing worse in the world than some humourless dullard that takes himself far too seriously.

Has a pop on
Feckin New Year as well.

Seasons greetings Twat.

I don't know how to post twitter links, but...

https://t.co/mZlrh7gZnz

Good luck mate. Very annoying I agree. I'm annoyed I can't go interstate without the worry of this happening.


Yes..... All Victorians have to leave NSW by 11.59PM on the 1st of January, as from the 2nd of January they will be required to spend 14 days in hotel quarantine.

"It's back"

Wife gets it for the puzzles but the wolfhound picture and story caught her eye.

Oh, is there another bog roll shortage then?

*plonk*

What's up, wikipedia's down in your bedsit?

says the expert:D

Another one that dropped you off in Bromley with two buses to catch back to SE25?

Lol

Enough said..despite outward appearances people often turn out to be c nuts.

Doesn't beat the Vicar's brother in law, though. Such a **** that I am almost fond of him.

It annoys me that I want to know the story behind this.Someone spill the beans:p

PM Al From Bromley

If you dare.


Just make sure it's supportive,

I'll swerve the invitation thanks.Being an open forum maybe Al or even better the bus rover could fill me/us in.Sounds like a right hoot:afro:

:D

:love:

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Please don't. The boring git has only just disappeared again.

Triffic stuff Peter....poor old feckin Red Pen

I've tried viewing it in several different text encoding modes, but sadly your post has failed to deliver.

Which did make me smile. :)

https://i.ibb.co/3hqR97Z/PeterH.jpg

Oh bless. :)

IT was supposed to be a smiley face.

Peace and prosperity.

The nauseating gushing over Leeds by pundits, especially the BT crew. It’s ridiculously over the top. Watching the Spurs game the pre match was sickly enough but it’s over flowed into the match commentary to the point that they are describing everyday stuff as if it’s Messi like and managerial genius. Apparently Ayling has invented stepping into midfield from the CB position. Righhhhhtttt.... Have no problem with Leeds and there are things to praise for sure but this mindless OTT drivel is driving me crazy. We had it with Wolves for a season but they have finally noticed that other than their goals apart Wolves are worse than watching paint dry. TBH I have watched a lot of Leeds games this season and at its bests it’s great but during spells the matches get very scrappy and it can be like watching school kids as everyone tires. If ‘good’ just means a lot of mistakes/goals at either end to keep the pundits happy then it often meets that criteria.

Give them credit but not this fawning.

‘Clear his lines’

New Commentator cardboard cutout phrase.

Just gone to the kitchen for some pud. My misses has polished of the remains of the chocolate Angel Delight, the tinned peaches and the remains two choc digestives. It's a bloody good job we won today.

I dunno why but for some reason this paints a vivid picture in my head. You should think about writing...

The level of bitching and squabbling on almost every ******* thread on the BBS. I remember when the BBS was fun, definitely not as funny as it used to be.

You're all wankers. ;)

No there isn't you vessel of puke!!!!

People moaning about the BBS not being as good a it used to be aren't as good as they used to be.

Think we need a good old BBS days section where all these new uppity ones can’t join and we can discuss the merits of rearing Llamas inpeace.

"Dolly, you've tested me in the past.."

The older I get the better i was.:rolleyes:

There was a flurry of old threads bumped quite recently which totally disproved this theory.

If we had lost that I would have required something a lot stronger than Angel Delight, tinned fruit and chocolate biscuits, I can tell you.

A.deep.pan super supreme?

And also the return of AfB

2020 was a crap year, yes.

Coincidence?

Not sure if it’s a lockdown thing, as last time I also noticed people behaving in unorthodox ways; but twice today whilst driving on a busy main road, I’ve had joggers running in the road when the pavement is clear and perfectly ok to run on. We laugh at how stupid pheasants are when it comes to road sense but Jeezo.

did you take the opportunity?

You get extra points

Not seen this recently, but when we had the first lockdown I saw it a couple of times.

The thing that got be, was the dirty looks I got from them when I had the audacity to drive past them (not at them, but physically having to go around them).

Americans are fat.