That doesn’t rhyme mate

Finding out there is a Mrs Browns boys tour. Who the fk actually PAYs to see that shit! Is anyone here going to fess up to liking it? I haven’t met anyone yet that likes it and want to know why they do

I haven’t watched a single episode....also have never watched Friends

this

I don’t mind Friends. Kids love it so it’s on a lot.

Mrs BB is utter utter gash. The BBC should be embarrassed.

You remember when everyone was surprised about how many Brexit voters there were......

Hate Friends and Mrs BB is utter shit.

I know, Brexit = sensitive subject for me, but I still want to know why. I watched 10 mins of an episode and simple realised I was wasting electricity. I would prefer a soap opera in Welsh so I can s****** when they run out of words and throw in an English one

People who constantly say either To be fair or I am not gonna lie.
Of course all the other crap my daughters come out with like Peng etc

I like to "tell it like it is". Ok, thanks, it is useful yo know that you're a massive insensitive ****.

I bought my wife and daughter tickets for the Mrs Brown's Boys tour date in Birmingham a few years ago. I didn't attend. I'm generous like that - have done the same for Miranda in Nottingham and Adele at Wembley Stadium - for the latter I even chauffered them there and back and sat in the car waiting while they enjoyed the concert. Would have been a waste of money buying a ticket for myself, not my cup of tea.

Little Al likes Mrs Brown's Boys

Have they explained to you WHY they like it?

Times radio - Not only a mouthpiece for the Tory party but a mouthpiece for the really sleazy end of the Tory party.

Got some propagandist on just now saying that Cameron has not brought the Tory party into disrepute and down playing what he did as not being that bad as no ministers acted on the lobbying Cameron did.

Not sure I can give you a deep and meaningful answer to that - they just find it funny. Humour is a subjective thing and we all have different tastes. I mean I used to love Terry and June.

I should note that my daughter has gone off it over the past couple of years but my wife still clings on although she acknowledges that this leaves her somewhat outside the cultural zeitgeist.

I thought Miranda was OK, would never have said I was a fan but I liked it enough to watch along with them when it was on (which I refuse to do for Mrs Brown's Boys). I wonder if some men automatically resist Miranda because it's seen as primarily 'for women', which I never thought was particularly the case. I'm sure most just didn't find it funny though.

It’s odd. I can see Miranda, although it never made me really laugh, the odd wry smile. But Mrs BB I can’t even see what’s funny. I must have a certain gene missing or something.

Do you think theres a direct correlation?

Little Al likes Mrs Browns Boys

:D

Hmm, that's pretty conclusive

Peng?

Styll Br

Apparently it means a particularly fine or excellent example of something, or a good-looking person. Cf. Glasw. "stoater".

According to the urban dictionary the etymology seems to have something to do with Brighton:

"Really nice weed, usually high grade in the form of cheese, haze or kush. Can also be used to describe anything of exceptional quality, including people, but primarily it is a weed term."

And Brexit.

So a div on 2 counts

Mate Google is not always correct.


Peng means good that is it

Thank you.

Peng is mostly used to describe good looking people, and occasionally used for good food, or an inanimate object that looks good like a football kit.

There is a guy on YouTube who goes round tasting chicken from various chicken shops and does a peng O meter.

He is quite funny (well goes to show how bored I am at times)

The Chicken Connoisseur is funny indeed.

Yup proper Peng :)

Don't say that, he'll have a breakdown.

Across the road and around the corner from us a neighbour has a dog which I believe they keep outside. It barks at anything that moves, sometimes for half an hour or so. Morning, daytime, evening, night time. They seem totally oblivious. I have lived here 7 years and so it goes on. I have nothing against dogs except this one, oh and the owner.

My bad...

Hehe

I think you mean ‘bare peng’

I learnt something new :)

Self important serious ‘worthy’ tv ads from brands that have nothing to do with the subjects being portrayed. Like this one from a toothpaste manufacturer. Really really loathe the music too.

Have you had a word?

Winged it for years with abbreviations.
Shorten almost every single word.
My life is simply paint by numbers.
Letters together are absurd.




Something like that Worksop.

Agree wholeheartedly.
There’s the Beer one and the air freshener. Gives rise to serious shouting at the tv in our house.

This one too. Just incredibly irritating and exploitative.

European Super Leagues, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester Utd, Manchester City and Spurs. All ****.

Florentino Perez. I feel that he isn't getting a large enough slice of the hate for this shambles, at least in England. I'm sure there's uproar in Spain.

I like you as well so you could say its a hat trick..

:D

You get to keep his balls!... :supergrin:

Don't waste your likes. ;)

Spot on Pierre. Much better.

Anti vaxxers

The fact you can't edit the thread title of a thread you create on here.

Might be a technical reason, and I think Dave had his reasons... all valid I'm sure - still annoying though.

It's so that you can't post a thread titled "Do you love Palace, Yes or No?"

And then change it to, "Are you a nonce?" once everyone has answered.

I see your point, but that's why we have Mods innit?

Blokes who think they are too "hard" and or "cool" to push a child's buggy with both hands. The one handed push at arms length wanker that I see everyday makes me cringe with embarrassment. They don't understand that being a proud father makes you much cooler and harder. Grow up.

Do men really push the pushchairs nowadays?

It teaches you a lesson to think carefully before submitting a new thread. If you can't get the title right then you deserve the embarrassment, abuse and grovelling. It's your fault. :D

Real men push, Ronnie :p

Guilty! :embarass:

Audiobooks - why? In my view they defeat the whole purpose of "reading"......

Aaah, those were the days, great times.

What about the mum's who.push with one hand whilst scrolling through their phone with the other?

People who have poor eyesight, people who drive a lot and want to hear a book rather than listen to music or news, people want to listen in bed with their eyes closed, people who aren't very good at reading, people who are working and doing something with their hands like cooking or painting etc. etc.

Yeah, but apart from them.

And generally emerging on to the road between two parked cars:veryangry

With a fag in their gob

Equivalent to middle lane drivers on the motorway.

So many bugs/ mosquitoes around at the moment, they’re driving me nuts.

Mosquitoes? Where you living ?

Paradise.

Ah well. Serves you right then

Luton Airport?

Taxi innit

New Israeli ambassador is a lying f*cker.

Is it Priti Patel (unofficially)?.

Boris needed a bit of a break in the sun ?

This...

https://s3.gifyu.com/images/ED4D4803...34D94AF.md.jpg


At our local play park, on more than one occasion this bloke turns up with his elasticated resistance bands and uses the kids play area to do his workout. This is in the middle of the day when the park is full of kids wanting to use the said equipment. How oblivious can you be?!

I mean use it early morning or in the evening by all means but it’s just plain weird that someone thinks that’s appropriate, isn’t it? He’s also huffing and panting in close proximity to kids during a pandemic. What w*****!

I’d say something but he’s built like the Hulk. :o

Some people want you to know how much they exercise. Probably thinks the mum's get off on it...or the kids.

Or in other words a c***

My 6 yr old just looks at him disdainfully. She’s non verbal but I’m sure if she could talk she’d tell him to ‘f**k off!’ :)

Thats a bit sad but these people generally are abit sad. Need to maybe get one of the kids to accidently fall on him

Does he make loads of "look at me" grunty noises?

Wor ****

No grunting yet but lots of heavy blowing in and out annoying facial movements.

I make lots of grunty noises and the wife looks at me and says do you have to do that in here.:rolleyes:

Hard to make love in another room, yes?

Not quite :D

Get the kids to copy him.

That's a great idea :D

That would be funny as ****.

My garden backs on to a small park with similar equipment and there is a bloke that does the same, but always makes way if kids come in and want to use it.

If there's a knobber at my gym making all the 'look at me" noises I copy them in a high pitched voice. Soon stops.

And video it.

Adopt your come face. That'll see 'em off.

I've heard that there is a weird guy taking photos in a kids play area near where you live too - dodgy business.

:):):)

More seriously - it is pretty strange.

Smash him in the teeth with a Goblin teasmade and then drop a basket full of vipers on his head.

Love that plan :p

Didn't work with you....oh, that's right, you never were a considerate lover....always first.

Surely kneeling on that gravel is uncomfortable?

Or is that part of the self pain infliction of someone working out - no pain no gain and all that?

Probably not gravel; more likely bark cuttings.

Honestly, H, can you imagine kids falling off the equipment onto gravel?! :eek:

My top playground tip is to take a can of Mr Sheen and a cloth and spray it on any slides.

I used to do it to the slide in Lloyd's Park that goes down into the big bomb crater - and the kids would FLY down :) You might need a spotter at the bottom to catch any small ones from a bumpy landing ;)

They often use recycled tyres shredded into a kind of spongy soft tarmac as well.

It was you, was it?
That was gravel, or concrete. Not in the bunker, but by the roundabout and the swings.