yeah i know, but why doesn't it work from clicking the back button??? i mean thats what its there for right? :veryangry

Well done for working 13 hours, just like many people do.
In fairness to the people who are "giving you dirties". The smell, usually accompanied by the sound of somebody eating take away food on the train is generally unpleasant.

Ironic, isn't it? :D

works for me...:confused:

People at sporting events who see themselves on the big screen then wave at themselves. Twats.

Nothing more annoying than someone in a suit, eating a f'ing burger king on a bloody train thinking they have done a proper days work

:confused:

Say what ?

trains - everything to do with them.

So, Lloyds bank invented the horse.

Scousers

Blokes with jumpers draped over their shoulders. They never wear them so why ??

Agreed. But if we're being specific, one thing that pisses me off is people that sit with their feet on the chair opposite. They refuse to move until you ask and then you have to sit where they've been wiping their feet. Can't you bloody sit without putting your feet on something? Selfish and inconsiderate gits.

and me :confused: as well

Well it doesn't for me. Not all the time. I use IE at work and Safari at home and on both platforms some websites will not let me back to the Google search page that I was viewing before but just reload themselves when I click the back button.

I think some sites have like a redirecting page that loads quickly between the google search and the actual website. So when you hit back, it just goes to the redirecting page and sends you back to the site.

Whenever I right click the back button there's always a page in between google and the website, so I assume that's what it is.

good call

Also any northerner that insists on typing like one. Endemic in the North East.

In the past I've found that wielding a samurai sword has made their decision making much quicker.

Being called by Virgin Mobile and they ask me a security question. But they called me! So I turned it around and asked them what the 3rd and 6th letters of my passphrase were. They asked why. W@nkers

Being delayed 2 hours getting back to Southampton from our cruise this morning because we had to slow down off Dover and let a cross-channel swimmer pass.

I kid you not - the feckin' cyclists of the seas.

Exactly! And that's what's so annoying! The website owner is so desperate for hits or whatever motivates them to do this.

People who brag about going on a cruise




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This might be the most annoying thing in the world

"Hyundai presents scenes from the next The Walking Dead"

They are not 'presenting' anything are they, they are sponsoring. There's a difference.

Also the geezer that says it "AMC's THE WALKING DEAD"

GFY

I am currently rendering an out side wall using rendering sand and everything is fine until a piece of grit leaves a long line in it, so so annoying believe me.

bad workmanship :veryangry

Put it on thicker then or rub it up with a sponge

Get a move on. It's going to piss down soon. :D

Masticating in public is not civil....
;)

People that wander up to a bar and are happy to get served straight away, queue-jumping numerous people that have been waiting.

Useless ****** bar staff who cannot remember who was next to be served

People who moan about companies telephone security procedures; listen to them whine when said company divulges their information to someone that they shouldn't have

The current McDonalds advert has some c*nt saying that.

Can I get....? Yes you can get f*cked.

People who keep trying to open the toilet door when you're in there. Does it ever compute that the reason why the door won't open is because its locked and someone is in there? It almost makes me want to just sit there out of spite and wait a few hours before my next 25 minute shit.

The new TripAdvisor advert with a dog barking "BOOK" . It's not the word, it's the increased volume of the word compared to the rest of the advert.

Could be my 25 year old 14 inch Hitachi TV though.....

No you're right it's f*cking annoying.

On my facebook timeline: "Just back from my holiday in the Algarve and I'm gutted to come back to rain".

Yeah my heart is bleeding for you, you massive ****

I know you're only joking but btw, cruising lost it's exclusivity yonks ago - and is cheaper than a lot of other 2 week holidays these days.

Now, people that brag about flying their whole family everywhere business class I will give you. :p

People who bring their screaming ******* kids to the pub

Indeed. I don't go to the local playground to smoke fans and swear loudly.

Not since they banned you

In a similar vein - people that walk up and press the button to call the lift when the light is already on - do they think you're standing there for your health?

Same people who do that at pedestrian crossings.

I always make a great attempt at quietly taking the piss whenever that happens. Start taking a selfie of the crossing while waiting for the lights to change, make a sarky comment etc. So unlike me, to be honest :)

Stevie ******* Gerrard. I thought the **** had ****ed off to the US to retire yet the ****head is still in all the papers and sky sports every 10 mins.

Trapped on a boat for weeks with hundreds of c*nts. And you pay for it. Everyone got Nova virus on the last cruise my mum went on. What a f*cking shame.

And, if you are really lucky, you get to eat at the Captains table.

Is that a euphemism? If it isn't, it should be.

All day breakfast?

Did I mention that i went on a 2 week Caribbean cruise last April, or that I normally go on at least 2 a year?:D

On the last one, there was a guy who had been on 618 cruises and had a further 8 booked up! He had decided to sell his house and go on cruises with the profits instead.

Hello sailor :hi:

Yes but he was crew.

618 cruises.

F*** me I haven't had 618 days holiday in over 25 years working.

People who repeatedly present the wrong end of their card at contactless payment terminals: you would have been quicker entering your pin. And not annoyed me, because I never do that...

Cap'n Birds Eye? Can you ask him what happened to all the kids he sailed off with in those adverts from the 80's & 90's? Was there a kind of Gadd island or something?

Cruiserman's tales :rolleyes:

Slugs. How do they get in? Its not like they move fast when the doors open.

My dog's old age means I can't go on holiday for a while because he probably wouldn't survive the kennels again. I love the thing and I know it's a bit harsh but it's just a bit annoying...

May I ask what is the appeal of cruises? Even if it was guaranteed that I don't get a bit seasick if I went on one, I've still never really 'got' the idea

Been there done that - you have my sympathy.

Used to break my heart leaving him at a kennels, even when he was healthy, let alone in his older years.

I'm with you on this. 2 weeks crammed onto a floating hotel and when you can get off, the whole damn ship is with you :confused:
I imagine the only bit of piece and quiet you get is when you go for a dump.

At the supermarket checkout with three items, heaviest is a packet of bacon: "Are you alright packing ?"

Running

I don't care if people want to do this, but everyone can actually do it BTW, you aren't performing brain surgery by putting one leg in front of each other at speed.

That being said 2 things:

1. Get out the way, I am pigsick of pairs of runners in the city running side by side trying to have a conversation.

2. Stop telling me how far you run, you did a 10k? I don't care. Whats this obsession with runners telling everyone their times like we should be interested?

Dull.

Baking.

Based on the fact everyone seems to be bringing in some sort of homemade concoction these days, its probably not as hard as everyone makes out is it?

Traffic.

When there is traffic leaving an exit on a motorway and instead of joining the queue and taking the pain like everyone else those arses who indicate all the way down to the front and force their way in - its selfish and quite dangerous.

This. If jogging is so much fun, why do they all look so bloody miserable.

Blokes obsessed with building muscles and constantly drinking protein shakes. Don't come looking for sympathy when you start to develop serious health problems later in life.

Did someone kick sand in your face when you were young?;)

Back in my day of you wanted to build muscles you did it the hard way. These days certain idiots think the way to do it is with £50 tubs of muscle-pro or some such shit.

The long term effects aren't yet known, but when they are, I won't be feckin interested.

Actually I agree . In my day it was Charles Atlas or a Bullworker.

Beatleboy is a regular cruiser.

That 1% of me who considered wasting a fortnight of my life on a floating death trap, just waiting for the elements to reclaim the ocean, leaving you to either drown, get eaten by sharks or die of exposure after weeks of floating in a paddleboat surrounded by water that you can't drink (the irony); has now decided that there is no way I could cope with ever going on a cruise. I struggle with BB once a year online. Two weeks trapped on the same lump of metal? Jesus Christ. No thanks.


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These idiots who are covering themselves with tattoos because its fashionable.

Absolutely.

Jim Fixx, the fitness guru, collapsed and died whilst out jogging. That should be warning enough,

Office blokes who do a mock golf swing for no discernible reason.

I would rather like to brain them with an imaginary 5 iron.

Waiting behind a car at a petrol pump. The person pays, comes back to their car, gets in and then fannies around for 5 minutes before moving off. Grrrrr

Cooking shows on thr TV.

This - it's all about the Data Protection Act. Companies have to ensure that they are talking to someone with the authority to operate the account, otherwise there can be pretty hefty fines. Our agents are monitored on following DPA procedures, if they make more than a couple of mistakes a month they start losing bonus.

What's worse, answering a couple of questions, or having an identity thief pocket all your cash?

He took them here - http://www.bonzle.com/c/a?a=p&p=274612&cmd=sp

My business studies teacher at school used to just stand at the front of the class and practice his swing while we were supposed to be working.

This. I f****** hate those cretins.


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One bloke in particular goes 'pop' when he connects with the ball and then puts his hand above his eyes as if looking to see the landing spot. If he is brutally and needlessly killed by being repeatedly bashed on the skull with a hole punch then it has got nothing to do with me.

After reading these posts, it seems that David Brent is alive and well.

Thats a very good one

You were with me the whole time, you could've have done it.....


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Surely the thought of them as pensioners covered in a saggy patchwork of blotchy faded ink must take the edge off the annoyance?

:)True or when you ask them if why they have had a full oriental Chinese garden on their arm and they give you that blank expression.

People who say 'PIN number'

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PIN number.

Magnum PI Number ?

2 pages of blokes who've never been on a cruise explaining why cruises annoy them.

I love the BBS. :lux:

I have the opposite issue. Outside Mornington Crescent station there can be up to 20 people waiting to cross - not one fecker has pressed the button.

People who type PIN number lots of times and it looks for all the world that its not in straight columns and I sit staring at it.

Send him home Captain Mainwaring.

Getting bits of chicken stuck in between your teeth. Or apples. Not whole ones, obviously.

Number PIN on my screen.

Getting to the front of the queue and then forgetting the number is embarrassing.

peach/nectarine

so annoying I hardly eat them, which is a bummer as I do rather like them :(

Yeah, they have the potential to suck as well. Whats really annoying is the amount of times a bit gets stuck on the final bite.

A bit like getting injured in the last minute of playing a sport.

It's getting out of control the amount you see these days

Are Muslims ' allowed ' tattoos...?

Apples. It's the skin that gets in there. 'Get right in your mouth' as my old man would say.

Bananas. Can no longer physically eat them. Make me gag.

Fook my old grannies boots I'm getting old :sob: