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The last day of those dreadful Christmas TV ads. Thank goodness :lux:
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Ladbaby. I know it’s for a good cause but it hurts my sense of aesthetics
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...& Weight Watchers. Whatever that is.... |
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Had a new neighbour move in about 4-5 weeks ago, said hello, seemed nice enough Cue constant drilling every evening for the last month Been very patient but today was the last straw, had people round and he started he drilling on xmas bloody eve! we could hardly hear each other talk Went round in no uncertain terms told him to shut the **** up! |
Lesley Joseph- I know she’s an actress ( allegedly) but was so over dramatic on Celebrity The Chase
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Celebrity thickos on quiz shows- specifically Mel B on Blankety Blank
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Overweight thick women from Essex
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Why didnt you just put Gemma Collins again?
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The Gemma Collins face splat during Dancing on Ice has to be one of the greatest pieces of TV Gold ever but other than that spectacle i do my level best to switch over when she pops up on a raft of programmes.
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On BBC Sport pages, click on a scoreline hoping to see live text, only to get stupid bloody player rating thing, so have to trawl through the one live feed on home page.
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You lot are one dimensional wankers. Ok, the GC is a thick, overweight, over made up harridan. Sorry, I was going to mention her redeeming quality.
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I had assumed I was the only one still using the BBC for live updates. I feel assured rather than annoyed.
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Corridor of uncertainty
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People that moan when supermarkets are closed on Boxing Day!
The same type of people that take 10 days off over Christmas and New Year, but expect retail workers to get just the one day, as any more than that is an inconvenience to them. |
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Still the Sydney Hobart yacht race. Multi million dollar yachts race to Tasmania , the end. Yet ABC cover it like the average man in the street is really interested.
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In America, where Thanksgiving is bigger than Christmas, stores like Walmart are closed during the day then re-open in the evening for pre Black Friday sales. Poor feckers are on appalling wages too. |
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I got my wife an Apple iWatch 7 for Christmas.
The charger requires a USB-C plug which is not included... wankers. |
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Tory MPs doing photo ops at food banks.
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Why sell something that won’t work? |
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Seeing an advert saying “be more than a fan” from some guy called Russ-Uk who works at some kind of crap company called Socios and promoted by CPFC :(
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Kids at football matches with “xYz can I have your shirt” no please and I bet they chuck them up on eBay in 5 mins. Bloody beggars
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(the clue is in the guy's name ;) ) Hedgy got it :p |
Adverts for Easter in the supermarkets.
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https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost...7&postcount=68 Oh... I see you were one of the 30! https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost...&postcount=169 I suspect CT and me have been whooshed back! |
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I think fitting a plug in the box would mean redesigning the box that it came in, that is too much work for the apple bods |
Going back to work today and knowing these next 3 days are going to be very busy when they should be coasting days into the New Year :)
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Late equalisers from Brighton And Hove Albion FC
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People who write "and that's a wrap!" on LinkedIn followed by nauseating comments and photos about how good they are -massive tw*ts!
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“From the get-go” when used by Brits, it’s bloody everywhere.
The disappearance of “will” and “would”, likewise, and their replacement by the ubiquitous present. |
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Being in a room where someone you cannot avoid talks unadulterated and adulterated bullsh*t just so they can feed their fragile ego
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My good lady wife and increasingly often at that.:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:
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The inability of Boris to make decisions that will protect the public in a timely manner such as work from home or face mask wearing
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Two BBC headlines
Maxwell down fall of a favourite daughter Tutu in state in a cheap coffin The first seems as though they are on her side the second is like it’s a dig (he said he wanted a no frills low cost funeral) |
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He was 6’4” though so didn’t fit. We had to upgrade it to the second cheapest. Still burned pretty well. |
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Three Mobile just sent me an email that my present contract can't be renewed and they will charge me double for a new contract. This is also to get people off the free 'Go roam' extra that is not included in contracts signed after October 2021. Absolute W@nkers!
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George Monbiot, again. I know he's Wolfie's best pal but what an absolute c~nt. I did not know that he was a joint founder of Gorgeous George Galloway's Respect Party.
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£12 a month for unlimited everything! I’m still on it.:D |
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Does that mean you don’t get 4 or 5G then? I always thought they used that to get people to change to a new contract. |
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They want to change my 30gb £10 to £21 a month but if I go to the 3 App there's a deal for Unlimited everything for £13 ! Sadly it looks like they all want to ditch free roaming. |
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Why don’t you just switch to that new £13 deal, or am I missing something? |
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For me having come from EE is downside is its patchy where I live but works ok and with WiFi calling means perfect at home. |
While on mobile irritations my newish phone where they have got rid of the bit at the top now when speaking on the phone the sound seems like its coming from the speaker at the bottom not from an earpiece, ******* hate talking on it!! When my missus is on hers I can hear the full conversation. Nothing seems to use the extra screen space so what was the point of getting rid of the ear speaker
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Trying to find a sensible PAYG SIM card for my father in law’s old age friendly Doro phone that only accepts 2G SIM cards, who only uses it in real emergencies. Took us a while to work out that the reason anything that worked off the three network didn’t work was because the phone was only capable of working on the 2G network. After many failed experiments we went with 1p (I think that’s what they are called).
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