:D

Who you calling a nerd?!

:cool:

Bad drivers.

I was behind a car that had both wing mirrors folded in, she went round two roundabouts and changed lane twice.

For my sins, I made my frustration known through the medium of hand gestures.

Not having a 2nd cup final ticket for my son :(

Why does he need 2?

******* idiot neighbours having a stinking great bonfire and spoiling a lovely sunny evening. So you can't even open the windows. Feckwits.

Those that give me the meaningless "open land innit" or "my right to roam" arguments are those who tend to call the police complaining about my subsequent actions.

Generally a polite apology and putting their untrained shit bucket of canine pointlessness back on a lead reduces my blood pressure and leaves their illegally parked cars tyres intact and their dog not looking like a colander pissing beetroot jus.

Getting banned off north stand chat for posting a picture. I was only trying to raise their spirits. Humourless barstards.

The Eurovision Smear Contest.

you see I was under the impression that Eurovision songs had to be apolitical. Next year Russia's song should be 'You're Welcome, You Ungreatful Bastards'

And next up Azerbaijan's leading gynaecologist, accompanied by his ox "Svetlana"

If you are hard of hearing and don't have a hearing aid why phone anyone, when you know you won't be able to hear a word they say!

Cham-pee-ooo-nes

The word is Champions

Come on elgin, that can't really annoy you surely? :D

Actually yeah, i didn't care about that at all, it was worth it for the shits and giggles :D It was hard leaving teachers and pupils in there to get respectability for 3 years and not respond to the many many opportunities though :)

Trolling is bad kids. Unless its Brighton. Then its perfectly fine :)

:D we see the world the same, brother.

The most annoying thing was arguing with the denial crew about it. Note to brain: don't make tongue in cheek comments about wishing death on planted american rt presenters or nationalist ukranian shit singers in bent russian smear contests with modified voting to ensure Russia can't win. They don't understand geopolitics and never, ever, will.

Austrian transvestites.

I really like French homework that really sucks

Precisely, It's cringe worthy.

Foreigners who think that it's hilarious that Brits like to queue for stuff.

Yeah we like to queue, so ******* what? You think it's hilarious that we prefer a system that is ordered and fair for all, rather than your obviously much better technique of aggressive shoving, elbows and chaos? STFU about queueing. Queueing is great.

:D

I'm going to celebrate with a chinese :)

The fuss about a mediocre actress leaving Eastenders

But she knew the Twins :eek:

People who don't appreciate the talent lost when an actress leaves Eastenders.

Eastenders.......

Trying to type in the dark.....

What, Jedward?!

Squirrels.

Hate the bastards.

:D

We have red ones up here. They are somehow cooler.

I think we all like a queue, they are homely and you can perceive progress - but they are not necessarily fair.
Queueing only reflects the "first come : first served principle". It disproportionately rewards those with the means to attend a location in advance of the specified time. They reward failure, too; be here for 6, converts to arriving at 0530 to be at the front of the queue. That was not the task you were set. Fail)
It is not democratic as it does not permit people to voice differences in opinion as to the order people move along the queue - let alone the shape or direction of the queue.
It is not not meritocratic : people with greatest need are rarely shuffled to the front.

I could go on, I have queued a lot and had time to rally my thoughts against them. I have tried the alternative to queuing, you know - like in foreign places, and I didn't like it. Everyone just pushed in!!

Very good points. This reminds me of all inclusive buffets. If you haven't thrown away all intrinsic courtesy by day two, your family will perish. By day three I'm so psyched up at dinner, people clear a space by way of primal instinct, subconsciously aware their very lives are in danger.

People from Brighton who take a dump on the floor.......

It's even the same at breakfast in business hotels.

You'd think that it was the last meal everyone is going to have for a week!

And don't get me started on hotel toasters.

Colleagues who want to communicate via talking, which generally involves small talk, rather than just emailing me.

I don't care what you watched on TV last night and you don't really care whether I'm "alright" or not, so let's not bother asking and get on with our work, shall we?

Agreed.
Any Lync message that starts "Hello, how are you?" puts my teeth on edge.
"What do you want?, tell me now or **** off"

Also, if my office door is shut, that doesn't mean waltz on in.

Knock, and when I don't answer, **** off back to your desk and do some work.

Something I cannot ******* stand.

I work in an office with mainly women. The way they speak about men actually is too much sometimes. Just because i'm quiet and don't particularly like any of them, doesn't mean I don't think its wrong. Imagine if it was the other way around :clown:

Also. My Supervisor, (who I actually get on well with) whose parents were originally from Jamaica. Speaks like someone from London/Croydon/Whatever, but when she speaks to the other lady in the office from Jamaica, or when she's trying to rant about something, would go from a London accent into a really convincing Jamaican one. We get it, you're Jamaican, you don't talk like that usually, so why are you doing that accent. STFU.

We have a good mix of people in our office: women I don't like and men I don't like.

I've got to do a "personality assessment" training thing in a few weeks' time and my initial summary makes it sound like I don't like people - that's not true, I just don't like the ones I work with and I was told to answer the personality questionnaire based on my work life, not my social one.

I can't wait to sit in a room with them all and tell them I don't like them.

(I've invited them all out on Friday. I'm hoping nobody shows up!)

:supergrin:

I do have a guitar in my office...

you do realise you've just admitted that on the BBS...?

I don't really have a guitar, ffs... I barely even like bringing my own coat in, so devoid is my office of personal effects! :D

beep beep beep beep beep

that's you reversing that is....

:p

They are the epitome of the most soulless experience : breakfast amongst the PermierTravelTavern-Inn dwellers found alongside most major roads. Nothing like being elbowed aside as the last piece of food on earth (sausage from that particular tray) is speared by a fat salesman (sorry, regional customer liaison satisfaction experience delivery solutions executive), exhausted after shouting about how he is smashing out units in new market sectors.

I am proud to say that I have burnt bread in many hotels, of varying standard for a number of years. It takes several runs on the continent, but a tip, the croissants in Dubai Airport Emirates business lounge are virtually self-igniting. Nearly turned the whole place to charcoal one morning (drink might have been taken..)

Pizza Hut and Harvester salad bowls are fantastic people watching, and mainly frequented by salad dodgers so cram bowl way above the rim with as much mayonnaise covered crap as possible then plump a few cherry tomato's on top. People have no shame

You're lucky, I had to listen to someone go on about how their boyfriend was the best in the world, quite literally, word for word, every lunch break for months. Then he dumped her, I expect I'll be hearing about that for the next few months.
Whatever happened to people keeping their personal lives personal? I feel like I should scream I don't care, but maybe that would be impolite.

Talksport adverts...especially the cordell one

Selco, it's where the Trades go.

Ad breaks on TV, all happening at the same time, specifically.
Surely the idea of an ad break is to allow you to flick about and see what else is on?

Haha I feel your pain, mate.

Actually, the BA lounge at DXB is pretty good.

Anything is better than JFK.

When your playing Fifa, the other team score and they watch the whole replay and wait for the comp to start the play up again. Just ******* get on with it.

I make no apologies for my need to watch the replay. Sometimes I even watch the replays of my misses, just because I can. And I'm not even sorry.

But those people who don't skip the opening team list cut scene nonsense need to die. They're the worst.

I read that wrong first time around.

To be fair I'm a very bad loser and I lose a lot :D

It can't be as bad as "camping" on Call of Duty, waiting ages for a kill and then getting shot whilst you quickly scratch your balls.

So did I :) I blame whoever wrote 'misses' instead of 'missus' recently.

Aaron Heslehurst what an annoying prat of a "Journo". Part of the new instant fast facts BBC brigade. I hope he gets the chop in the reorg.

BBC News obsession with what people are saying on twitter, which went so far yesterday to include 'celebrities tributes to Peggy Mitchell'

Oh and Gary Lineker on twitter, everything he 'tweets' must be on the BBC sport feed.

Parents of toddlers in public where they expect everybody in the vicinity of little Tabitha to acknowledge her because she is doing / saying something cute.

The only people who care about other peoples kids in public are female pensioners, that's it.

I think what you mean is children, generally.

They're all annoying little ****ers.

Bloody rain. Keeps stopping play when i'm trying to screw down decking.

Radios in the office

Only acceptable if you work in a garage.

Do you work in a garage?

Trade Point? Surely?

Toby Young. Twat.

There's a really feable gag in there...somewhere :)

That's no way to talk about Elgin screwing

Or the misses!

:eek:

it was all wet and slippery.

People who walk down narrow corridors and make no attempt to turn sideways as you pass each other.

Same when they walk through crowded stations and other such areas where turning your body slightly makes it easier to pass each other.

The are usually those that think they are alpha males.

It was raining. Apparently this means you have to stand in the doorway like a ****wit and stop everyone getting passed. It's water from the sky, it won't kill you.

Exactly, you then walk past them and they look at you like your mad. It's ******* rain!!

Thomas cook airlines 'customer services'. That'll be 97 minutes on hold, and still waiting. If it cuts me off now violence could ensue.

3 hrs and 4 minutes. Still the crappy music plays. Fortunately its an 0800 number and I'm doing other stuff whilst waiting. House phone battery is nearly dead though. *****.

Heads up for the future. Sometimes the main holiday lot have the same holidays through partner brands, and they have different call centres so you don't have to wait on the same line as everyone else. For example TC also sell through Cresta. It's the same holiday usually at the same price. But a different call centre.

He should be made to wear a name badge at all times with exactly that on it. Although I suppose it should be a colon and not a full stop.

Thomas Cook are evil.

Arent they. finally got through after nearly 4 hours. Fortunately the phone battery held out and i was able to get my flight changed (for a 35 pound admin fee).

http://i.imgur.com/LJFRJGi.jpg?1

Still at least i finished my decking while the insane tune played on, using anger as motivation :)

http://i.imgur.com/BnzbzZV.jpg?1

twats walking towards you with there faces buried into there mobile phones then barge into you and then turn round and tell you to watch were your going

:veryangry People at work asking if I'm "looking forward to the footie"

It's football, nothing else.

Anyone at all pontificating that Man United will win tomorrow

Manchester United, especially Beaker,Shrek,Giggs,Rojo,Felliani,Young and Jones.
Also Clatternberg

Losing an FA Cup Final

Alex Ferguson - especially pretending to put cash into the referees top pocket before the match!

At least he was only pretending this time.

Wankers that don't turn up till they are 2-1 up in the last few minutes of extra time. *****...

I made it the 85th minute but the points the same.

Not being able to go more than 5 minutes tonight and all day tomorrow and the next and whenever without thinking of what I saw and saying "oh f*cking hell" or "FFS" or "bloody hell bollocks". I just had a marvellous Croydon kebab ruined by eating it with misery.

Not being able to win just one trophy ever bloody ever.

it's all we ask for :sob:

We generally do well at Wembley, when it comes to play-offs, and the old ZDS. Why can't we win either the League Cup or FA Cup?

I generally feel this was our best chance for a very long time.

the 'pardew has to go now' thread. Sure his signings haven't been great, and we only have 7 wins in the last 29, but we've narrowly lost a cup final, and had more injuries than Darren Anderton.

Not being able to sleep despite being knackered

And waking up and feeling like you've been dumped by your girlfriend

We've never been in a League cup final.

Dumped on more like. A big horrible stinking splattery one as well.

press embargo on current violent confrontations in calais due to brexit

:confused:

last night's final has ****ed up my sleep schedule and now i'm in my bed at 4:23am unable to sleep. i blame the wankers.

I'm 52 next week.
Every f*ckng thing annoys me.
C*nts.
I like repeating meself too.