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If anything, because it's so annoying it's therefore likely to cause them to even more drive aggressively. |
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I did see a sticker on the back of a car once which read
"Adults on board.... we want to live too" |
My 'Racist Psychopath on Board' sticker seems to work.
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Effing adverts during live sporting events (F1)
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Spitting
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Parents that get their babies ears pierced
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The fact that soon as Hamilton starts getting somewhere with his season the team manage to **** his car up AGAIN
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Following on from Mother's Day and a similar moan all the people queuing up to tell us all on Facebook how their dad is the most amazing man and truly inspirational blah blah blah
It's self indulgent and isn't meant about the dad at all, it's attention seeking. |
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It's to alert the emegency services if the car is involved in an accident. |
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Clattenburg should have a 'Cheating Man Utd C*nt On Board' sign on his car.
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Former English footballers commentating who cannot speak English properly. Last night Glenn Hoddle was saying how England needed to be viligant several times.
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Will Grigg's on fire
Jamie Vardy's having a party both are dull as **** now |
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hay fever. currently blind in one eye.
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Lothar Matthäus's analysis on ITV. Totally pointless and looks like the sun is always in his eyes.
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Having to take 3 spins on the date of birth reel to find my birth year when filling out online forms .
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:grrr: Paying for BT Network Protect and constantly having alerts to say that real time scanning is off and PC is under threat. Then as soon as you turn it on it goes off again. Going through every type of fix and nothing working.
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******* magpies swooping around in the middle of winter. It'd be nice if I could go to the shops without having to worry out my impending death.
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Car fuel economy being measured in gallons when we buy in litres.
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Phone line rental
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Car air fresheners that have a useful life close to that of a Mayfly.
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Transfer rumours involving Palace, 99% of them are utter bollocks
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The DJ Steve Wright . Whether it's in the afternoon or not , he annoys me.
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Stupid poxy little rain showers every 20 minutes just as i've finished epoxying another length of decking. Almost feel like shaking my fist at the sky like some kind of loon. And look, its sunny again, drawing me out there. Rain cloud wankers.
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Players getting caught a mile offside then waving a finger at the linesman.
Ronaldo for being a greasy giraffe necked ****. |
Parents who ignore how badly their kids behave outside the home
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French Air Traffic Control.
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Forgetting that the Euro 2016 ticket portal was opening at 1400 and as a result entering a huge online queue at 1435.
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You could buy 4, but actually getting 4 into your cart would have proved impossible I think (unless you had a bot to purchase or you got very lucky early on). I was still registered from the initial ballot, but you needed to provide your passport/photo ID number (you need to show this when you pick up the tickets). A friend got back recently and said it was easy to buy tickets outside metro/train stations for games, but I suppose it'll depend on the fixture/capacity. |
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http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/ticketing/index.html Depending on stadium size, I reckon you could get a ticket from a tout over there for not a massive amount more...but it's obviously a gamble. If you do go that route, let me know and I can send you over some photos of tickets to help weed out any fake ones. |
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Bollocks. Nothing available now.
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The wife giving me gyp/gip/jip (how do you spell that?) for not wanting to shell out over $700 for 2 nose bleeder tickets at the Copa America final. I mean, it's not like it's Palace is it?
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Having said that my wife was very supportive in my Cup Final adventure/expenditure. |
People who wait until your car is almost upon them before resorting to Lewis Hamilton-esque maneouvres to get in front of you, and then pootling along like a tortoise on Valium. They truly are *****.
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Me and Chocky having at least 250 more things that annoy us than the 3rd place contributor.
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Farcical terminology. |
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That ticket site properly pissed me off today. Waited for 2 hours, only to finally see 'no tickets available'. |
Jeremy Vine
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His brother is a good bloke though. |
That big Salvation Army building by Denmark Hill station which looks like something out of The Omen. Fvck off.
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People who on and ******* on about this EU vote like it'll make a shred of difference to anything.
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Ha. I was watching him and thought about posting on here :p |
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The idiot in the local deli who claimed 60% of people in UK prisons are Romanian
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Mostly Farage, Boris Johnson & Donald Trump
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Bad spelling ! In particular, people who post " are" when they mean "our"....seeing this more and more often!!
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Brexit.
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I don't agree with an open door immigration policy either if that can be defined properly, but i do have an issue with people of very limited awareness sounding off about 'immigrants taking their jobs' when the only reason they are doing them is because they wouldn't get out of bed to do them in the first place. |
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Of course that might be the state broadcaster being naughty/selective.
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Westminster wankers talking about how they need to get back in touch with working-class voters then mentioning the word 'narrative'.
No doubt followed soon after by 'moving forward' but I'd already lost touch. |
Not knowing how to paste photos on here as I have a really funny squirrel one
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There you go mate. The BBS has a massive shortage of squirrel pictures. Well done for addressing the need. Are they fruit picking immigrant squirrels? |
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What if the baby was not in the car in the first place?
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The £3 drop off fee at Stansted.
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£2 at East Midlands airport via a machine that doesn't take £2 coins.
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Mark Lawrenson. The most miserable pundit of all time.
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In general car parking charges at airports are greedy |
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Robbing bastards it had not long gone up to £2.50 from £2 |
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