Good point well presented. Must check ebay near Swansea butt :)

An obligatory challenge for BBS members on the Pardew in/out threads?

Tell her not to.throw it at you anymore

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Camden!

The fact that i always need a shit at 7:20am

Tesco self-service machines always spitting out change in the lowest possible denomination coins. I'm used to getting millions of 5ps dismissively chucked at me but the one I used this morning just lowered the bar even more dramatically and shat out 15p entirely in coppers. Broken Britain.

Coins of the realm. No-one wanted to get rid of the old penny a few years ago, but now nobody loves it, poor thing. Not even a penny for the loo anymore or penny for the guy. Shunned, forever to be forgotten & melted down into insignificance.
As for a 5p, you can't even see it let alone pick it up if you're a woman or LGBT with long fingernails.

and that you always OD on laxatives at 7:00am.

but you can never find a copper when you want one.

Well done on trying to be inclusive, but there are other categories with long fingernails who are probably feeling offended.

when I need to do a dump, it's a last minute call.
I race into the bathroom, kecks down and assume the position, and unload
Only to find, yet again, the missus has used the last sheets of toilet paper and not put a new roll on the holder.
New toilet rolls are in the cupboard some 6ft away.

Take off your sock, fill it with the change & crack a shop worker over the nut with it.

This is a big annoyance! I now make a point of paying by card there,even for just a packet of crisps.

Black Friday

The spoilt Italian girl who works opposite me and keeps on going on how Mussolini was great! She even has a Mussolini calendar in her house.
When I mention the atrocities carried out in North Africa. Her response is "Oh, that's just far back in history, and to forget about it" WTF!

The Daily Mail

Let the gasses settle if it's been moved about :p

It's been 24 hours since the explosion, I reckon they've settled by now ;) We now have a delay while we wait for them to buy more fuses. I reckon it needs a whole new power lead or something but who knows really. Will probably end up getting dumped unnecessarily.

I actually find it rather reassuring and pleasurable. Like absolute clockwork I am. No matter what time I wake up I'm dumping within 15 mins.

Good for you apparently

Unless you wake up with a model :)

(not an airfix one)

She'd been downstairs cooking my full English mate ;)

Or cutting the lawns ;)

Bit wet

The lawns that is..........

:supergrin:

The fact that my daughter has got into I'm a celebrity and I'm therefore forced to watch it if I want to stay in the lounge.
Whats worse is I'm quite enjoying it, what's wrong with me

You spent time in Dundee growing up. A part of you probably relates to the show.

Me too. Problem is, having gone from shift work to days i need to leave the house by 7:15 to be on time.

Good to see you are still at liberty Joe.:)

For now :D

How millions have suddenly become "journalists" because they have a send button and an opinion but have never pulled a record or confirmed "facts" that they publish.

Answering the door when excitedly waiting for a delivery only to be greeted by a Jehovah Witness. He will think twice before ringing this bell again.:grrr:

You can have one of mine.....
:eek:

Too much shit in her handbag.

The same cringe worthy, smarmy comments made from so called Palace fans when the official Palace social media post anything.

Which one? The cupboard under the stairs is a handbag/shoe grotto.

My wife is going to England next weekend with my son....for 4 days.....she packed on Wednesday just gone....i found that out when I came home that night and tripped over the bastard suitcases in the bedroom.

Why would that annoy you?? Surely that is just a happy reminder she is going:D

I get annoyed about things like that....now piss off.

press 1 for this press 2 for that especially EE it takes hundreds or presses to speak to someone EE customer service is shite

Ee? Yorkshire based company?

Do they encourage you to purchase wrigleys?

on the 25th??

Not just the event itself, all the adverts and everything :)

I've just watched 90 minutes of a Sydney v Adelaide game for the sake of having a bet. ******* awful game and they are too of the league. Wasted morning.

People who have had their bloody Christmas decorations up for over a week. It's still ******* November you caaaaaaaaants.

I had money on Sydney too but I didn't watch the whole game, because I assumed a Sydney win was a foregone conclusion. And then they served up that ******* dross.

******* Sydney FC the ******* good for nothing shit *****.

Was honestly shocking mate! I looked at the table and didn't think twice, they could hardly pass the ******* ball.

The A-League can be ****ed to bet on sometimes because all the teams are relatively even, last year Adelaide won the comp after going winless in their opening 8 games so part of me was a bit hesitant to have money on it, but Sydney have been killing it this season (much to my annoyance as a fan of Western Sydney).

The ******* idiots ripping down metric roadsigns because they think it's something to do with the EU.
The Imperial weights and measures system in general. Didn't even belong in the last century.

I'm in a stand off with the wife and kids who want them up next weekend.
I'm insisting a week before Christmas is perfectly sensible.
I think I am going to lose this one.

The Coles near where I work put their stuff up on Monday, so I've just gone elsewhere all week. They can get ****ed if they think I'm going to tolerate their Christmas bullshit over a month out.

Having my account stopped at my local Plumbcentre after being told I owed them over £2000.00 and then having to pay it off in order to buy more stuff to earn my daily bread. Having argued with accounts for an hour going back and forth with me pointing out the sums to them, they still wouldn't relent.

A week later, as soon as I had a chance, I spend another couple of hours compiling pretty straight forward evidence of my payments to show them in person when head office phone asking why I'm in credit for £2300.00!

Things that annoy me? Accountants that can't do the most basic mathematics.

football clubs trying to buy the silence of boys nonced by their coaches. Think if it was us (not saying it was) I'd have to consider whether I wanted to support them anymore

do we really let these people out in public?

No c**t is getting me into their store with Xmas shit in it before Dec.
Local Woolies haven't gone there yet.

Not one for a thread on things that merely 'annoy' us I think? More appropriate for a thread on things that revolt and disgust us.

You still have a Woolies - as in Woolworths? Pick 'n' Mix? If they are the same/related shop, this makes me both happy and sad.

Same name, different shop.

Just sad then:sob:

Pardew. And our defending. Apologies for being unoriginal

Being desperate for a wee, going upstairs whilst Palace are 4-3 up with the game into injury time, hearing my phone in the living room going off every few seconds and assuming the game was over and they were good news texts.....and then coming back down to see we'd lost 4-5.

I did the same whilst playing Championship Manager, managing Palace and leading Tottenham 2-0 into injury time of a Cup semi final, going out to the kitchen to get an apple, coming back to see Palace had lost 2-3. Blooming annoying!

Pardew would have sufficed

Having crumbs of hope sucked up by the evil vacuum cleaner of destiny. :sob:

That's very Bill Baileyesque Hitchin. You could even pass for him in that pic.

I will take that as a compliment.

He's a fine figure of a man.

Dishwashers. Stupid. If there's stuff stuck to a plate, you have to rinse it first otherwise it'll still be on there after it's been through. Sometimes, you have to put a third of the stuff back through anyway because there's still sh*t caked to it.

just wash up.

Reporters having now to be all nice to premier league managers after matches when interviewing them instead of bringing out the atrocious desperate state of affairs the manager is really in.

Welcome back :)

Its worse when you are at work, taking the piss out of someone previously taking the piss out of you, walk out to the train, and hear him laughing from the mess room.

Michael McIntyre

What an unfunny c-nt

Strangely even less funny when we've lost 5-4 to Swansea

If you consider that to be in the same realm of annoyingness as what unfurled in stoppage time at Swansea today, you urgently need to get out more.

Not having a drink all day for the first weekend in ages. I just can't bring myself not to. My 'chimp' has won the battle.

Continuing to get emails from organisations that you've unsubscribed from.

CPFC.co.UK ?

:D

Builders/painters knocking on the door soliciting for work - And telling me my house need painting.

I know it does you dip shit - I'll have it painted when I'm good and ready, not because you happen to be working in the area!

Cheeky b@stards!

Another pissed off Saturday night.

Trying to knock one out when the Mrs has gone to bed and keep thinking of 3-4 then 5-4 and you know it just aint gonna happen

Vino is ya friend :p

I hope you've taken a breather before posting!:eek:

Funny thing is,Pardew has no problem being a wanker.

Falling asleep after being 4-3 up after a 12 hr shift digging holes on a Saturday to then wake up and see we lost 5-4.
Baffling and annoying.

8 Out of Ten Cats.

:sob::sob::sob:

Getting off a 14 hour international flight to find out that not only have we lost again, but that it's to two injury time goals.

People who insult Pardew. A poor manager maybe, but the guy is clearly trying his best for the club

I recommend a tonic of the livecom thread. Start at 74 mins. It really is quite entertaining, like one of those Air Crash Investigations shows.

EFA

My bastard next door neighbours. Arseholes want reporting to the RSPCA the way they treat cats.

That happened me yesterday. Hadn't had a drink since last weekend and was planning on going dry. Palace result put me in such a bad place I gave in and had a few. It was more like a great f*cking silverback than a chimp though.

:) Yep, that performance was too much to handle flying solo. I enjoyed the drink, but it didn't really help and left me eating copious amounts of lazy food all day. Nice big rump steak this evening with a couple of reds should put me right though.

EFA :p

A lot of people must annoy you on here then :D

Buying a used car from Super Al Motors and when I complain to him about all the wheels falling off on a dirt track in Swansea, telling me I loosened his nuts deliberately just to get him shut down.

Never mind! ;)

He was only ever here for himself... remember a few months in when doing well, while the smoke and mirrors were still working..." I would love to manage a big Club" and later "England yes please".....
He came for a better pay packet and from the start mugged up the HF with a few nice words and a few trips to their pub....he thought just keep them onboard and this won't become a toon situation...he's all for himself and it's time to put the club the players and the fans first by ******* him off!

Flicking to SSN and not seeing a yellow ticker confirming pardew has been sacked

Coins on top of notes when you get change.

Fvcking awkward

Our Doberman not knowing when enough is enough.He's hurt his paw(can't see the problem on inspection)but will he stop wanting to play or go for his walks.Hobbling around the house full of beans with no thought as to the cost of the vet tomorrow.Feckin dog:love:
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