Nana Mouskouri


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This one is for my dear departed Dad.
Whenever she came on the telly he'd be hunting around for something to chuck at the screen.

Advertising curtains for a national retailer? Fashion sense=0/10 (Seventies chic though)

No, that wasn't even fashionable in the seventies.

Using the tag 'Gourmet' whilst serving up the same old giblet patties..

See also 'organic', 'craft', 'artisan', 'sustainable', 'locally sourced', 'gullible'.

Corbyn.

We'll all get old and 'wobbly' eventually.

Time Out magazine.

Looked through the current issue at the dentist today. Someone had probably left it behind, and I can understand why.

What load of bollocks - most of pretentious to boot. This issue had an unhealthy fixation with Vegans. Clothes and shoes, as well as food. Is this always the case?

The sudden emergence and massive overuse of the words 'toxic' and 'poisonous' on these boards to describe the atmosphere at Selhurst.

Venomous words indeed.

Sting annoys me massively, what a self indulgent wanker

Met him as a kid when I was a fan of the Police, at a signing session. So not a chance meeting where he could have been in a hurry or had a bad day. A ******* signing session and he was a miserable rude ****. Hated him ever since

Marinated pork. Looks like puke, tastes like....well I don't wanna go there!

Reminds me of the joke at the time:
'I've got a criminal record - it's one of Nana Mouskouris'

Just imagine what the musical pedigree of the illegitimate offspring of Demis Roussos and Nana Mouskouri might have been :eek:

Shoe shops that NEVER have the size I need

Jacamo:D

More speaker phone moaning. On a quiet single decker bus yesterday, a woman having a loud call, naturally holding the phone in the style seen in the Apprentice was trying too hard to sound important. At the very next stop a good 20 people piled on, thus cramping her style immediately, and she decided to shut the **** up

The guy in a dress who won Eurovision year before????

Chasing after the dogs to retrieve whatever they are fighting over in the garden from their mouth. Knowing that it is normally a dead bird or something equally horrid, and in the pitch black.

They didnt disappoint as i reached in an removed a dried poo they had so joyfully been fighting over. FFS

Funny. One of my irritants is shit bags that can't control their dogs and let them kill wildlife.

Yeah and all the Cat owners that let their pets kill even more

Pest control.

Harry Redknapp

Why on earth don't you just teach them to drop whatever they've got in their gob on command?

I have, but was the best part of a bottle of wine down when i committed the fatal error.

The fault lies with my inebriated training not theirs.

I've noticed the problem with this coincides with those artificially flavoured treats/biscuits they get given now and then. It doesn't metabolise, survives in the shit and makes them fancy eating it.

:D

I send my cat out as soon as the pigeons land on my back garden. I tell him to leave the little Robin that lives in the hedge alone though. And the dormouse cos he's cute.

Why on earth don't people just teach them to shit straight into the bag without having to go through the indignity of having to pick it up?

Well if they're that good just teach them to use the bog.:)

Cats win again.

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Maybe they won't listen to a word he says?

Why on earth don't you just teach it to wipe its arse when it's finished. I bet the inconsiderate sod just leaves the skid marks on the U-bend afterwards.

'Affordable', probably one of the most abused terms of modern times.

My wife so ill she cant go and pick up the children from school but will be ok to go to her nail appointment.:wallbash:

Wankers vs Scousers news stories. Couldn't give a **** about either mid table team so the endless press in London news print is tedious as ****.

Jilly Goolden

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:D

Thing is, cats understand you.

So does my mother's dog, but it makes f-all difference :D

Palace

When you go to make a card payment at a petrol station, and the first thing the chip and pin machine says is "Charity Donation 25p? YES/NO"

No clue as to even what charity it is for! Piss off!

When you park your car in a Croydon street and they've removed the coin machines, but not got the phone payment replacements working yet.

Maybe I could have parked for free, but i didn't want to take the risk.

The fact that I've just had to pay over £200 to have our cat put to sleep. We've lost a truly marvellous cat who had real empathy and had to pay through the nose for the privilege

Sorry to hear that Civil.

That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Leicester 1 ??

Nah he's alright

Abit harsh there . Leicester 1 is a good away end poster , there's not many on there ATM so we don't want good uns to leave :p

He is ok.

Have a word with yourself. He's been here longer than most Palace posters, and always offers excellent opinions. Model opposition contributor.

Leicester1 is ok....a good poster....always very fair....sometimes prefer him to some of the Palace posters...and certainly most of the weed ones...:D

he's allowed on because he isn't trolling or shit stirring

Sorry about your cat.

How come the bill was so high?

Did the cat have treatment first, or did you have an emergency appointment outside office hours which would significantly raise the bill?

Nah, leave Leicester1 alone. He's fine and been around here for ages now. A proper supporter and not an a******* like fans from most clubs. Probably earned his honorary status.

Alright alright I give in, but the thread is Things that annoy you and he annoys me.

Fair enough , put him on ignore then .

Outside hours, she decorated badly during Saturday and it didn't seem right to leave her in pain and without dignity until Monday

Yep agree with that, a good guy apart from the team he supports ;)

The confusion in the heads of the ignorant that social housing is welfare housing.

Black Forest Gateau and Arctic Roll.

Martin Freeman.

I'm afraid that's the reason then....you're paying for a vet to attend surgery....they might even had to drive there especially for you? Or did you ask for a home visit, which is usually even more expensive?

You did the right thing though.

Royal correspondents on TV. Grovelling, arse licking tossers.

Good call

If we're talking TV correspondents, I'd nominate Mike Bushell, for whom no game is too daft or insignificant to stem his enthusiasm.

Utterly depressing shit weekends thanks to Palace.

Blokes who show their betting slip when they've had a good win, you never get to see them when they've lost a packet tho.

That new(ish) BBC red screen that pops up on HD because it is beyond their ability to broadcast regional news in HD. It used to be quite relaxing; hippos swimming round in circles, that sort of thing. Now it's some awful shoutie harridan performing keep fit, or some such nonsense.

I guess the idea is to get you to retune as quickly as possible before the TV gets an object thrown at it. If that is their intention it works well, but when my regional news is presented by the grinning smarmfest that is Nick Owen, then it usually means the end of BBC viewing for the evening.

Agree with you

If it's not the shouty harridan its a load of saggy bodies appearing from the water that's enough to put you off your dinner.

Gout. 3 bottles of red wine and a daube of beef and it still won't go away. Fuc#ing thing.

Phil Neville. Thick as shit ex :jerkit:

Add Shearer to the list.

Fat ignorant ***** who take up more than one seat on rush hour trains

Alternatively try lemon juice and nurofen.

As of about 0130 this morning...Aaron Rodgers and Mason Crosby.

I barely use my season tickets now as a result of what we have been served up recently.

On the very marginal plus side we have managed 4 league wins this season without a left back. I'm clinging to the hope that we address our known deficiencies in this window and emerge a very different proposition than the spineless one we were for much of 2016. Might have to get someone in to sign the right sort of characters we need for the fight though.

Today i'm mostly annoyed by last night's insomnia which prevented me from going to a car auction today.

People who insist on putting their paper tickets in the barriers at packed train/tube stations even though the gates have been opened to ease the congestion.

apart from Royal correspondents as mentioned above and Michael Gove, and of course the vile rag called the daily Mail a growing number of horribly overused football clichés - ' bite your hand off being one, worked his socks off another and headlines trying to be too clever with wordplays 'Delectable' being another attempt to describe Dele Ali goals.

Delivery drivers who moan about having to carry whatever you've ordered up stairs to your flat.

The whole reason I ordered it with your company was so they would send delivery drivers to carry it up the stairs.

Delivery drivers who block the road while they deliver instead of parking a few yards down the street. Bastards, the lot of them.

Having to visit a sick relative in hospital on a Saturday at 3pm.

Spending ******* ages working out how to record a stream so I can watch it later. Scrupulously avoiding seeing any news about Palace or the score during the 6 hour round trip, only to get home and watch us get utterly trounced.

(With due apologies and respect to those who attended).

Live bands in pubs. I walk in and just walk straight out again.

Should never be allowed.

Finding there's some new shit email sign in on 4Player.

The existence of Michael Gove.

That's wrong...Seems a top bloke! ;)

The transfer window that slams shut, but how does it open? Is it unlocked, unlatched, pushed ajar?

How does that work??

Anyone who still uses the word 'remoaners'. You sound like an 8 year old. Grow up.

Sales assistants in vaping shops wearing white coats like they're pharmacists or doctors.

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Whats wrong with live bands in pubs? Shit bands in pubs or non live music too loud to talk over is a different matter....

Saying 'the mistake wasn't that Jedi was sold, it was that he was never replaced' like that is somehow the first time that cliche has ever been mentioned

Bigot has a mental age of 4, so it's quite grownup for him.

Sorry, should have said live bands in pubs I go in. I didn't mean the ones you went in. Hope that clears it up.

The "People you may know" suggestions on Facebook.

Specifically when a drop dead gorgeous bit of totty appears in the suggestions and you have absolutely no idea who she is but wish you did.

Maybe she has been looking at your profile a lot and is trying to get to know you

It's 'rent asunder' if you're looking to sort out our bleeding defence.

Really?

I'm quite uncomfortable with this post.

Think about it

Is that how it works??
Mind you cant blame her ;)

He's been a little too free with his potty mouth lately. Doesn't pay his bets either.

Blind asked you (and me) to think, you crass fool