Share the annoyance.

Tonight I'm mainly annoyed by a neg rep which makes no sense whatsoever. Apparently I should be consulting with salad burnett before posting anything.

:lux:

:lux:

:lux:

:lux:

Can we take it you like CTs post mate ...?

:)

You fallen asleep on the return key Exiled?

Couple of late nights making banners for the BBS2?

:lux:
:lux:
:lux:
:lux:

Oi you, while I've got your attention...

Off to Turnberry next week

:lux::lux::lux:

:supergrin:

:lux:

I hope it pisses down.

I've had to cut my handicap.....playing for Sutton Utd. v Wycombe Wanderers next Tuesday and I can't win two in a row.:D

(Sorry Chiswick)

:D lol I knew you were gonna say that !

A wet day at Turnberry beats a dry day in the office my good man ;)

Late nights changing the lyrics to The Special AKA's 'Free Nelson Mandela'.

Maz and Biggins do not scan well, so currently am in talks with the mods that they free them both and ban Nelson Muntz and El Aguila instead so I can protest through the medium of song.

:supergrin:

He loved that calendar, bless him.

Great song though. One of my faves.

I did. So did BUBBS11.

:)

It is, and mine too.

Bet all the mods hate it, and every night they get together and re-enact the day Nelson Mandela was sent to Robben Island, singing sea shanties while getting drunk on cheap South African wine.

The bastards.

I would suggest that the one operating the big coffee machine is the one making it and the one standing by the till, asking for your money is "the one taking the money" Or should we question your ability to see?

Oy Mr magnificent seven you keep out of this, I'm amazed you are even allowed in coffee shops. All that caffeine can only make you worse 😉

A group photo to the the tune of Pharrell Williams "Happy"

I think you should out motivate them. Start shouting things like "hallelujah, Jesus ever loving Christ, I have seen the light!"

And not a Barista in sight, just Juan and his ugly daughter Amu.

Two things on Radio 4 just now with a thick Yank
Kept talking about 'people of colour' when talking about slavery
Then several times said about the 'error' we are living in rather than 'era'

John Humphries should have certainly asked him what he was going on about, but with Trump error might have been what he meant?

'John Humphries', 'should have certainly asked...'
A couple of errors of your own there, as you're being so picky.

Clearly.

Clearly?

:D:p

Shoot them.

Shoot them all.

Slowly. With a blunt bullet.

Could not find my voting card, but knowing it did not matter, got in the car to go to my usual polling station. It was shut. Saw two others walking down to vote, told them the place was shut and to check their voting cards. They were meant to go to the place that is about a 50 yard walk from me, and the polling station I have often wondered why I am not allocated to go to. I thought finally someone has seen sense. I gave them a lift down and parked my car by my place and took the short walk, only to be told it was not the polling station I could put my 'X'. Instead I needed to jump in my car and drive a mile to where my 'new' polling station is. I gave up on my democratic right at this point.

The ludicrous sycophantic coverage about a racist colonialist who is deciding to do even less in his highly privileged lifestyle as if this will have any effect on the survival of the nation.
Strange timing also as it will not happen until autumn. Predictably a Labour Ex Mp has ,'unleashed fury' a daily Mail term for suggesting he is a very fortunate 95 year old compared to many others living in poverty.

He is a scrounging louse…...:jerkit:

The song 'Happy' and also 'Don't Worry Be Happy ' and 'Shiny Happy People'

Do you like the Happy Mondays ?

Top ranting as always randommike :p

Things that annoy you
 

******* horror show today, but i managed to keep it together.

They had us "presenting" our mock "Account plans " one by one to the group who had been asked to be overly critical of the presentations to get you used to presenting to a crowd.

Yes, presenting to a group of people you detest who are picking holes in your presentation for the sake of picking holes in it.

Once that was complete they insisted we them spend the next 5 minutes shaking hands and thanking each other for the constructive criticism.

If i had a sharp object in reach i think i'd be looking at 20 life sentences this evening.

Next 3 days are in June. **** knows what fun and games they have in store.

Sounds a blast mate :D

Things that annoy you
 

Also theres a guy on the course who looks and sounds like Neil from the office/Line of Duty solicitor guy. It's uncanny.

And it annoys me.


There is also a chap who wears his mobile phone in a belt holster.

This annoys me greatly.

Been there done it got tee shirt

Still have to do it occasionally but avoid if possible

It's infuriating. Makes you wonder how some of these people hold a job down

And don't get me started on the trainers / presenters / management consultants or whatever they masquerade as

It's got me wondering if I'm just a miserable ****, or an alien.

The rest of the group are having blast; high-fiving their way through the day, "buddying up" "networking" and "sparring".

That said, theres an even number of us on the course, so some ****, other than me, went home without a "buddy"



Good.

The ****.

Yes,but I don't like Happy Talk by Captain Sensible much!

You describe hell beautifully.

Have you ever considered train driving as a career Joe? Minimal public interaction, unless they decide to be silly.

Because all train drivers love their employers, don't they...

Indisputably :) And the punters.

'Binary'.

Agree there.

The alarms on delivery drivers motorbikes.
Cuts right through me.
Do they really need to be that loud.
No one wants to take your crappy bikes.

The plastic film on packet meals. Why does the f--ker never come off in one pull and instead shred itself into lots of pieces. Either that or you have to get a knife and cut round.

Also the ones where the film has no tab or edge to grip to pull it off, forcing you to use said knife to stab it and pull the shreds off. ******* bollocks.

Buy freshly sliced meats.

When one of the drawstrings on your shorts/tracky bottoms disappears into the waistband thingy. How are you supposed to get the ****** out again?

Push it along.through the waistband.

Don't people just go to Sports Direct and get another 3 pairs for tenner? ;)

Slide a small pair of scissors into the hole and gently 'trap' the offending drawstring and extricate carefully.

Simply go on a full-on Big Mac and beer diet until you fill out the necessary waistage required to render the drawstring thingy obsolete.

The couple who got on a transatlantic flight I was on (late I might add) and preceded to plough their way through 2 whopper meals, before take off.

Seriously, who does that?

See above
:D

This is a tremendous advert for self employment.

:lux: :lux:

blue jeans still top the list for me

Jean-Claude Juncker, little man syndrome.

Should have had some Palace stewards in the departure lounge?

Just like lawyers ...

The selfish jerk who filled the keep clear area after the lights changed to red forcing me to wait for nearly 5 minutes to get off a junction

I wonder what side of the Atlantic they were from...

Yes, yes, I know the theory. It's just so bloody annoying when twenty minutes later you've only moved it a third of an inch. Give me putting a duvet into a duvet cover any day of the week!

People that pronounce the letter H as 'Haitch'.

I got into a row with one of my 10 year old son's mates the other day about that, which I'm not proud of.

Whilst on the subject of language, when did 'named after' get replaced by the nonsensical 'named for'? As in 'the building was named for John Doe, who died in 1656'

See post #2505 :p:p

Speculation on who we should sign before we know what league we'll be in. Stop it!

Waking up in front of computer @ 4am to discover an untouched glass of warm lager which you poured in a drunken stupor 2 hours before. Then realising u need to have the strength to stand up, get undressed & fall into bed before the sun comes up. Ug.

EU Commission President Junk

How aptly named. Cameron was right to oppose his appointment. He tends to epitomise much of what is wrong with the EU.

Suddenly he doesn't like our food or our language. How childish!

If he was voted in as the best man for the Commission's top job, what must the rest of the applicants have been like. Probably says a lot about the EU.

Painting the flat, down to the last room. Have 3 x 10 litre tubs left. 1 salmon pink, approx 3 litres left, 1 garish fecking horrible yellow, maybe 4 litres left, and one pure white, maybe 2 litres left. Not enough in the salmon pink to do the remaining three walls, can't remember which code I used to get the mix in the shop. Tried pouring some pink in the yellow to get it to turn orange, didn't make feck all difference. Now got even less pink than before and my trainers more pink than before. Current solution is to go to the pub and watch Palace.

Car park ticket machines which ask for your car registration.

The one thing that encouraged kindness to a fellow stranger and they find a system which stops that to ensure they don't lose a minimal amount of money.

Yeah that'll cheer you up :rolleyes:

:supergrin:

:D

They sell beer, i'll take that after this week :)

Attach a safety pin to it, it's a lot easier.

Martin Keown's intake of breath through his teeth every time he's finished talking.

...or just Martin Keown.

That's exactly what my wife said - and did. Hurrah!

Football clubs broadcasting that godawful, triumphalist dirge "We are the champions" over their PA systems when the club has become champions.

Juncker

Draw a horizontal line dividing your walls into a top half and a bottom half.

Paint one half salmon pink, and the other half garish yellow.

You will then have walls which look like those old fashioned rhubarb and custard boiled sweets.

If nothing else, it's a talking point for visitors.

***** at the supermarket tills who for some reason can't just ******* pay and **** off

I sorted it in the end, chucked the pink into the white then added bits of yellow till it turned a decent colour. Mind you im wary of claiming anything is decent after trainer- gate.

All well and good until something marks the wall in a year's time and you need to touch it up for some reason. Make sure you keep some spare in an airtight container!

That also sounds like the racing colours of the Earl of Rosebery, and the colours in which Epsom & Ewell FC played once upon a time.

Still a surprising amount left, but I ran out of time before doing the cutting in and second coat.

He's got nothing on Gordon Brown's gasping fish impression.

Modern electronic devices that insist on turning themselves on when ALL you want to do is charge them.

Waiting to go home but having to wait for someone who insists on doing just one more thing before I go. It will still be there tomorrow!!!!

Garages charging for air. 20p (that's 4 bob) for 2 mins.

Useless without pictures.

Come on EE you know it makes sense.....:D

Yes, photos required.

From the description Elgin has given, I'm imagining walls that are the colour of pig skin!

Having to change my "go to" wine because it's now being promoted by Manchester U****ingnited

Same here (usually a quarter)... one will get you 3 tires and so you have to put a second quarter in for the last wheel, thus leaving 60% of time unused.

I think last time they were also charging for water.

Is it a red from the South East of the country ?

:D

Smoke/fire alarms running out of battery.

Why does this always happen at about 3am when the damn things start to bleep loudly? They never seem to do this during the day.

Name and shame.

Casillero del Diablo