He just sounds like an attention seeking ****

Substitutes celebrations
Running onto the pitch and swamping the goalscorer.

Goalscorers

Running off pitch to celebrate with the manager and all the substitutes.

Book them all once and problem solved.

Managers running down the touch line with arms flailing like a whirling dervish. Known as Dad dancing here ��

I've woken up in a really bad mood this morning. Shocking nights sleep. My upper right leg is buggered, has been for about 3 weeks, it's like a bad back but in my leg. The thing that annoys me, lipoma's. My upper right leg is covered in them and because of it, physio can't really get to the problem area. The NHS (who have in the past removed 8 of the things from various other parts of me) won't touch them any more, they don't have the budget, which I get. Other things are more important.

At the last count I've got about 60 of these things which are visible, ranging in size from a pea to a squashed tennis ball (that little beauty is on my back). Anyway, they annoy me. I know there are more important things in the world...

Coming back from Sheffield I boarded the train 25 minutes early to see the message flashing that there would be no full power until shortly before departure.

This meant low lighting, no charging of phones or laptops (no big deal) but all the seats were showing as not being reserved so basically a free-for-all.

When full power was booted 10 minutes before departure all the reserved seats came to life causing much confusion and people wanting their occupied pew.

Madness I tell ya.

Those diesel trains go into sleep mode until the driver arrives.. 'to save the environment'. Onces again the green idiots causing us problems.

Rewilding.
No it’s not, it’s money saving and a mess.
Can’t see cars coming at junctions or roundabouts due to it.

Waterless toilets saving the planet.
No it’s not.
It stinks and filthy, especially in this weather.

:confused:

Grass too high.

When the lunatics take over the BBS

All the lunatics apologising for slagging the club and chairman thinking that makes their offensive stupidity acceptable

We wait until the next time. Because these posters never learn.

That's no way to talk about stinger and his Parishology buddies.

I was thinking more about the odd poster who was hoping that Olise never recovered from his hamstring injury - or something along those lines.

Should comments along those lines, either on here, or X (or somesuch) get read by a player, what influence does that have on their decison about who they may play for in the future.

We were all disappointed when this story was developing, but people should be able to rein in their thoughts a tad as adult contributors.

Agree

Yep

comparing a football match to a game of chess, or in many cases actually stating that the match is a game of chess......

Queen has put Palace ahead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66530508

Seems a bit unfair to have to play a board game in the final

I'd like to say that when she said, "super proud," I stopped reading, but she left it until the last sentence.

Ok, I will put my hands up, I miss reading Hedgers posts on here. It is not the same now…..boooo….not that I want hedgers to be annoyed with anything…

Why has he stopped? Ha e you annoyed him?

About 4/5 hours ago. Probably in bed.

Maybe I have, I can be a proper div at times :)

efa

:D

:veryangry

About to lay off a bet against Liverpool when they are 1 0 down against Bournemouth and being distracted the BBS and before you know it it is 2-1

If you had a day job, I would tell you not to give it up.

The palace box office again, been waiting for a call back & no reply from the e mail I sent they must be the worst company in the country to deal with awful service

My modelling career is not yet over, even if it is mainly 'before' work these days

People who tailgate you when you are doing 25mph in a 20mph zone (most of Lewisham) and then overtake you on wrong side of pedestrian island or on inside coming up to zebra crossing. Inevitably you catch up with them at next traffic lights. Dangerous idiots.

3-1 now.

The schadenfreude is deep in this one

I was getting the reputation of being annoyed at everything, which really is not true. Annoyed is far to strong of a word... more like observations.

Anyway, my post count was getting to close to yours ME, so decided to cut back from this thread, and hopefully PeterH can catch up with and overtake me for second place!

Ops... I guess I've just added another to my post count! :rolleyes:

I suppose HH can't get out and about so much these days. He will be back on this thread with a vengance once his chair lift is installed and his mobility scooter arrives.

I guess, again, I have to point out that my post count is more due to the fact i am responding to people with daft annoyances...or shall I get a random Mexican to tell you instead?

Random Mexican is where my money is. :)

Yay :)

This trend for football bellends to start sentences with “understand” as among the div community it seems to lend gravitas to their claim of being ITK.

As bad as Redknapp starting that “top, top” word soup for which his wife rightly left him.

? And why do you have to respond? He started it?!?

Ditto

Australian and British people who put their hands on their heart when the national anthem is played. Saw it a lot at the WWC.your not Yanks ,FFS.

Set of questions A or B on the chase. No one gives a f*ck, get on with it.

Me for a) reading the brain dead comments from arse fans on twatter about how the ref was against them and that we're a bunch of cheats, and for b) getting annoyed by it.

Similar having to listen to Alan Arsenal Smith commentate on our game

Those crispy corn sort of U shaped kebab things that we're told Mexicans fill with salad and chili.

They are completely unfit for purpose.

Tacos?

Probably too delicate an eating process for ham fisted Brits. Hedgehog probably knows a couple of Mexicans who could help.

Proper tacos shouldn't have crispy tortillas.

Tacos are not crispy. Baked tacos are, but they are called tostadas. I have not seen a U shaped tostada in a Mexican restaurant, or in Mexico.

England Rugby shop has a sale of world cup fans polo shirts for 20 pounds, sizes, Medium or 4XL.

Wankers, where is XL when you need it.

Do you not understand why places have sales?

Annoyingly no :)

People who say they or someone they know are a massive (insert football team name) fan.

Usually always bollocks and almost certainly gloryhunters who've never been to an actual game.

Would you like me to explain?

I was trying to be funny there but failed clearly. I forgot what sales mean :(

They are things that help boats to move through water using wind as a power source. HTH

:supergrin:

I know a lot of massive Palace fans.........

Those are generally the most vocal if you have a poor result. Most true fans know that a crap performance can easily be a game away and are reasonably humble. I generally ask those people how many games they've been to and where their season ticket is in the ground. When they then admit to not going I just tell them they are a follower, which generally shuts them up. It' a bit like all the African 'followers' who constantly post on BBC Sport and refer to clubs as 'we'!

Figuratively and literally.

this is true

India's space program. How is that possible given the amount of poverty in the country.

Because is has massive wealth, it just isnt shared around They also have alot of corruption to go with it

Sounds familiar.

Their live YT channel has almost 8million viewers.
They are showing telemetry from the lander and equally as important, a shot of the Prime Minister who is watching the event.

Kinda says it all

I very much doubt they would get 8million viewers on YT for the live announcement of some project to tackle poverty.

Dartboard pie charts in Excel. I'm really close to launching my laptop from my window

The entirely wrong but ridiculously frequent use of the word insane.

And benefits from sizeable poverty handouts...

That's hilarious.

Wine producers who are bottling their wine in bottles that are so tall that they don't fit in your fridge.

Get a bigger fridge

Or just drink it.
Anyway people who go on reality shows where they know they will be away from their family then cry and moan about missing their family and then leave show.

Yeah, it’s mental

Or lay it down.

Cost 75million. Which in grand scheme of things is not that much. When you think of circa 45 trillion that UK helped themselves from the subcontinent which would have caused more poverty than a space programme.

They also had help from EASa and NASA and Russians so I hope it goes well.

I have put my name down to open a curry place in moon and a corner shop before anyone gets in (this is a joke by the way :))

Assuming your fridge is deep enough to take in such length

I am with pallet, just drink it

Sideways?

When estate agents have no clue about the property they are selling and simply read from the brochure not answering the questions because they have never see. The place they are selling.

British Airways website. Slow and keeps erroring out.

or diagonally ?

Usually the tall stuff goes in the door anyway doesn't it?


EDIT: I have just remembered the woefully small fridges that were popular in the UK is that still the case?

Did you completely miss the pun based on the movie Sideways?

I did

Kudos. Some posters would have tried to wiggle out of that one.

:lux:

So did I

Those fridges are still available, I got one of them in my shed

'Shed'?

How big is this bottle?

Yeah, the shed is man cave init

Indeed.

I have a cellar.

You don't live in Belgium, do you?

Thank you for that kind advice oh wise one. I shall investigate fridges with shelves for silly-arse-size bottles.

This one is so big you have to tilt it sideways on the shelf to close the door - or maybe I just have a diddly fridge.

Especially under-counter ones.

I have actually thought of something that irritates me intensely, and I wonder whether it is mostly a Chilean thing. Certainly something that always happened in Santiago.

On the rare occasions here where we get a nice refreshing downpour that for a few hours or half a day clears the smog, it is often followed by some massive plastic factory having a huge fire.

Santiago was founded and constructed within a deep bowl surrounded by mountains and hills. Thus, modern pollution just sits on top of the city. This is true of various cities in Chile situated in valleys between The Andes and what they call the coastal hill range.

In winter we have the rare treat of the sunny, blue sky morning following a down pour. You can go up to one of the city's high points and get a fantastic view of the city with a backdrop of mountains with fresh snow, and you can breathe.

But almost as sure as night follows day, that morning a huge plume of smoke can be seen somewhere to the west of Santaigo with prevailing winds taking it across the city. Then the news confirms that a plastics factory or a tyre depot has gone up in smoke.

You just want to find the owners and slap them about. Maybe the rain shorts the electric or something.

It's either that or the poor immigrants or some dozy old fart leaves a parafin heater running for the damp and cold and half a block goes up.

We were in Maipu (a western suburb) attending a funeral today. Not a tyre or plastic factory fire in sight. Having said that it wasn't really one of those clear blue days either - still a lot of post "systema frontal" cloudage. The mountains did look stunning when the cloud thinned.

And one annoyance from the day. Priest giving the pre-burial service.. taking advantage of the fact that he had a captured audience to preach about the horrors of being gay - he really went off on one. I walked out.

Jeepers.

And what else could you do. If it was a regular sermon, you could stand up and have a go. At a funeral, or wedding, you can't say anything.

Probably worth getting involved if the c nut is overseeing a baptism, though.

There's got to be a 50/50 chance the priest is a wrong un.