But that was just Part 2 ... !?!

Thanks for the nice comment, BTW, mushroom. Would have thanked you by rep but Tapatalk doesn't allow it :D

In Part 1 (which is very good, but not excellent) Bill is this mysterious, samurai sword wielding lord of the underworld wreaking revenge and havoc in equal measures to whomever and whenever he wanted.

Part 2 - he's an old wanker with a stupid flute that got shafted by a record shop manager.

shit

That letter is somewhere else on this forum with the photo of the bloke, he really was massive he should've gone by cargo plane as I showed in a reply, will try to find it.

This reminds me of a Karl Pilkington story when he remarked that a big fat kid on a plane was playing a computer game which he found out was darts. He said he was so fat and lazy he couldn't even be bothered to play a more energetic game.

Yes but lollipops aren't going to help a 6 month or year old poor baby. Especially jamming them in their ears.

You can thank nut allergic people for no peanuts now. Probably.

Young people. Young people with beards.

ti boring to go in to, but I don't get on with it :)

Those dingbats on foot who cross as the lights turn green on many a junction just because they can't be arsed to wait....like us sat patiently until its our turn to go.

Listening to music now and going "I now where they stole that sample from" as when around the late 90's early 00's I used to hang out and help a guy in a 2nd hand record shop, he knew his rare groove, electro house, motown etc and he also used to buy and sell uk garage and drum and bass/jungle which I was into and he would say the same to me and if he had the original (as this was before whosampled.com) would play that and I found it interesting, now I just think wow I'm getting old are they really remixing nightcrawlers push the feeling with vocals from r kellys bump n grind.

:)

http://www.stunnish.com/wp-content/u...-complaint.jpg

Here is the thread about it:

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthrea...hlight=Jetstar

http://choombo.com/greedyairways.jpg

He had a further complaint about cancelled flights which is added to the first letter on this link and Jetstar's response - he got his legroom fee back. :)

http://richwiskendrinks.blogspot.com...r-jetstar.html

I see you are well aversed to the chinese way of doing now..

Airline pilots with 'personality' who hog the intercom and witter on about all sorts of crap. Just shut up and fly the ******* plane.

Had this yesterday on a train from London Bridge when coming home from a gig. People were ******* moving down (it was packed) and there's still some posh bint saying it. **** off.

To annoy me even more, some Clown twat behind me was going to to his missus (I assume) about how 'cringe' our fans are. I was going to remind him how irrelevant Charlton are but he got off. Who the **** are Charlton anyway?

Living in China has given me doubts on Darwin's Theory of Evolution, if he was right they'd be no Chinese left, as soon as they are moving, be it walking, driving, biking or dragging their spoilt shit kid around, its all done in their own world. I am amazed I don't see someone die everyday.

Sean Dyche needs to cough and clear his throat.

Grown adult males on BMX bikes. THEY ARE FOR KIDS, FFS

To be fair they do generally have the intelligence of 5 year olds.

Indeed. They seem routinely to fail to notice that their knees are hitting the handlebars.

Christmas jumpers. Seriously, when did this become a 'thing'?

"Oooo look at how whacky and ironic I'm being wearing a shit jumper. Honestly, you best watch out for me, anything could happen! LOL! Haha!"

The west end and Peterborough the last two weekends have been full of people in the evenings going up to each other going "haha I'm wearing a jumper that makes me look like a bellend, that's a great jumper that makes you look like a bellend too. Haha what a great time we're all having, aren't we just the guys ey?!"

No, bugger off.

I'd hazard a guess that there's a positive correlation between people that wear Christmas jumpers and people that plastered Facebook and other forms of social media with their completely mental Ice Bucket Challenge videos earlier this year

Agreed totally :)

Every Ref this year!!!!!:grrr:

Think you are describing this guy

people who leave stuff on the stairs to be taken up

Knew it would be him :D

Wilf Zaha

"I'm dead mad, me!"

Not sure if it's a fad that has reached the UK, probably has. People who stick plastic reindeer antlers on the window of their cars. Normally starts about mid November over here . It's kind of Ooohh look at me I aren't I getting into the festive season and having ,so much fun. No **** off.

Not yet...but it will do.

People slagging Wilf.

Cars have cat flaps?
Did you see that on Top Gear?

You got this wrong its Cats that have Cat flaps....

Same morons who wear Xmas jumpers 'ironically' (spit)

Those silly eylash things that go above headlights that the car owner thinks makes the car look good and not the **** that me and everyone else like minded thinks you are.

An extension of the 'Move down please' shouts on busy trains already alluded to. When said self rightious person will take it upon themselves to walk down the side of the train in an attempt to motivate the already crushed standing passengers to move further down the train, complete with a medley of hand and arm gestures.

Always good to hear with the desperate plea of 'some of us have got to get to work.' As if everyone else on the train are already on their 3rd can on White Ace at 8:24am on the way to Wetherspoons via the job centre

When someone emails you at work and copies your boss in like some kind of threat.

When at an away game which is no where near sold out (universally agreed that stand where you want applies in such situations) and you get the awkward and inflexible person who will hover around the seat for a while, tilt their body to the side to check for the 14th time that they are indeed at their correct seat. Turn around and take a few steps back, just to be completely sure they are in the right row. Study the ticket once again to make sure there are no mistakes in their calculations before letting you know you are in their seat.

Jack Whitehall, Olly Murrs, James Corden.

Snide office football 'banter.' 'Do you think Palace will stay up this season?' 'What do you think of Warnock?-seems to be doing well' **** off

The word banter.

Millwall and West Ham fans etc laughing at us singing we love you, then no doubt lapping up in it when the England band start to play it.

Excellent post.

My local Waitrose no longer seem to be stocking their own brand digestive biscuits with flecks of chocolate in them. :(

middle class problems thread is the home for this type of disaster:)

Not so sure. Surely it would need to be a branded type of biscuit for that ?

Cotswold Dungnuts Artisanal organic, baked by the wife of an ex-stockbroker. She's probably called Lucinda.
Each pack contains the tears of at least a dozen sink estate kids.

Itches in the middle of your back, your foot when driving or in unreachable parts of your scrotum.

There's no such thing as an unreachable part of your scrotum. :p

In a hurry there is, usually resulting in sensitive ball action.

Taptalk and any other forum apps
Being directed to mobile sites instead of the full web page
People that walk slow / cant walk in a ******* straight line / walk whilst texting etc - get out the ******* way because I will bin you over

Click bait or whatever it is. "Blah blah blah and you'll never guess what happened" in a vain attempt to make you click to the story (connecting adverts).

Like that one the other week. "This man bought this homeless bloke a cup of coffee from Pret everyday on the way to work and you'll never guess how he repaid him". I thought that may be interesting, what happened? He gave him a Christmas card. Great. That's the least he could do IMO.

'Never guess' would be a more appropriate term if he gave him a rimming or bought him a car

Got a link?

It's probably on TheGliff.

PM Kirby.

People that shorten 'potatoes' to 'pots'.
People that shorten 'radiators' to 'rads'.

If I ever found myself in the situation where someone said 'my rads are so hot they could roast pots!' my temper and aggression would reach 'a silverback gorilla whose testicles had just been flicked by a wet towel' levels.

I once heard a 'dad' scream -

"what are you f****** doing, put it down you f****** little tramp" to a little girl, maybe 4 or 5, who picked something up off the pavement.

One of the few times i've ever done the un-british thing and actually said something / got involved.

I once saw a 4/5 yr old with a t-shirt that said "this bitch bites"
Who makes a t-shirt with that slogan in child size!!

Seeing clueless parents on sidelines shout/give incorrect information to children playing Football. Although its mainly the shouting, it does much more negative than positive for the child believe me. We've all seen them.

Some of the coaches I've witnessed have been worse.

These 654 things annoy EVERYONE! This is probably the best list of "things that annoy me" that you'll see today! Number 6 is spot on! Link

Things that annoy you
 

People that can't distinguish between 'bought' and 'brought'

"I brought a Mars bar for 60p the other day"

"You took a Mars bar to 60p did you? Who's he?"

Teachers who use Dr in their title.

Coffee shops that brew their drinks too hot, particularly Americano's. Look, Caffe Nero, we both know you're average at best compared to most of the coffee shops in London but is not burning my tongue and losing the sense of taste for a couple of days too much to ask for?

Nicely put.

Adversely I bet there is a direct correlation between those that don't wear xmas jumpers, did not do the ice bucket challenge and put down those that watch the x - factor.

Whilst I am not fond of any of the above, people that feel the need to point out their superiority and ridicule the said collection of harmless people annoy me more.

Conversely?

A similar one is people who cannot get basic English right and say "I would of" or "I could of" instead of "I could have"

What's really sad about this is they grow up expecting to be coached in that manner. Two of my players actually told me last week they don't listen to me simply because I don't rant and rave and litter every sentence with the 'c' word.

So I've handed over the duties to someone who will. :(

In our case, it was the coach of the U8s team. What a twat. It's taken about 2 years to get the little 'un back into enjoying football

In one of my son's school teams I used to dread it when a certain boy played up front. He was tall with some skill, but chunky and unfit.

As soon as our team had the ball, his loud dad would be telling our player to hit the long ball forward to his kid. It's v hard for a youngster to try to play it through midfield etc, when an adult is shouting at him from a few feet away.

On the bright side, the boy could only play in bursts so would be subbed off quite regularly (to the disbelief of the dad who couldn't see the obvious reason why). After a year of this, I learned to stand further apart from him on the touchline so he couldn't draw me into awkward conversations along the lines of....eg 'why's my son subbed off again', answer 'cos he can't run mate, open your blooming eyes and look!'.

If they have a doctorate surely they're entitled to?

Kayjay I'm surprised you didn't just write, Everything! Or at the very least, New South Welshmen!! :)

The amount of begging that goes on on TV.

Better than people who write BA hons or BSc hons after their name on work auto signatures. Every **** has a degree, no one is impressed.

I had an American colleague in my last job who had about 6 sets of letters after his name (none of which was a degree :))

He was as thick as two short planks (and bone idle to boot).

People that hold a knife as if it's a pencil when they eat.

People not having a Christmas avatar.

To borrow a complaint from a site I go on, people who say these mispronunciations and generally ignorant things. Rep to anyone who finds the site:

vimpto
arks
expresso
somethink
intensive purposes
pacific (specific)
could care less
could of
febry
probly
i writ something
on accident (we're not ******* Septics...)
imput
duck tape
govurmunt
racialist (I actually heard someone I know non-ironically say this just before they were going to moan about the muzzies)
simples
litrully
on route
bantz
doggy dog world
pre-Madonnas
going for a cheeky ______ (e.g. cheeky fag, cheeky Nando's - if you say this you are a ****, irony present or otherwise)
our _____ (e.g. our lads, our Steve - basically that stupid Northern thing)
on-line
x-box (stop putting ******* dashes everywhere in product names)
overuse of literally
using 'like' as a filler word (**** off scousers & Geordies)

Yes!!

I always add both to my signature. They stand for:

Bad Attitude
&
Bronze Swimming Certificate

I'd like to add congradulations to that list.

People who let their dog jump all over you when you go to their house

People who read out aloud from the paper and over emphasise key words to embellish the point of the story .

Normally stories about immigrants or the M.P's salaries .....

Brassy Northerners

Yes - the last three all have just happened to me in the last 10 mins

People who say " are " when they mean our.

Them instead of those--Glenn Hoddle has this defect.

Loose instead of lose.

[QUOTE=Harry Bassett;12120741]People who say " are " when they mean our.
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isn't this a London thing ?

Gonna listen out for it now.

I constantly trip up over that one. I put it down to engerlish being my second language and being brought up in South London.

Wankers


Dave MSc

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People who can't get such a simple thing like quoting to work on the BBS

The Waitrose Christmas tv advert (girl making gingerbread) - think it's the music which really gets on my nerves.

School. That is what annoys me.

[QUOTE=Pub Idol;12120746]
**** off Millwall
South London is arreesss

:p

When the smiley starts the next line of the post you have made instead of on the same line.

Stupid mocking smiley.

What about if you're a teacher of doctors?

I don't.

A doctorate represents a person being a good student, not a good teacher.

Or surely a good doctor which I thought was your point?

The doctorate is most likely in what they are teaching - like linguistics etc.

The idea is they are probably teaching while studying part-time in a speciality related to their field. Then they will be deemed qualified to lead a team of teachers, prepare curriculums, run seminars, and publish academic papers; among other things.

They will earn more into the bargain.

Whether right or wrong, some universities will only employ Masters or Doctors. If I put 10 years into my study and worked for a good part of it, I would fancy the moniker Dr as well.

Rain on a cold day. It's already cold, then you are soaked and soggy with ice-cold socks, then you go back outside and then freeze a second time. Choose cold or rain, not both.

Many Spanish ask for ice in their coffee because they haven't got 3 hours to wait for the scolding hot drink to cool down quickly enough which is often served in a glass with no handles, therefore impossible to pick up in the first place. They can be right loonies at times I tell you.

Really...people do that?!

I agree, should only do this on key bits of correspondence where it might be of some particular relevance/importance. Although other than CVs, I'm struggling to think of more than a handful of times I recorded my degree on 20 years of work correspondence.

Snark.

Language pedants.

It's an old cliche but I find Macs one of the worst for this.

You have a scolding hot drink on the table near your child and have to leave the lid off if you want it to reach a drinkable temperature before midnight. I place it as safe as poss, but it'd be much better if it wasn't a volcanic temp to begin with.