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They then said they knocked and we weren't in. We replied, no you haven't cos we've been here all day and been listening out for you. They then said it's been signed for. We replied, 'who signed for it, what does it say?'. They then said 'oh, it hasn't been delivered, so we'll send you another one'. No idea what happened to the first delivery because it never came, but the whole series of exchanges was v fishy and we reckon it went walkies somewhere in the chain. |
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'Mrs' A. said he was probably nervous (new boyfriend of friend who of course we knew as part of a couple for many years). So I told her it was a gendered issue and she couldn't possibly understand. I think that's what I said. I was quite pissed by then. |
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Women , of a certain age it seems, snorting when they laugh...I've never met a man that does it, so is it an exclusively female thing?
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Oversized mobility scooters. Why have one thats bigger than an old mini to get round in? Blocks the pavement, the supermarket aisles, shops just about everywhere. There seems to be more and more of the bloody things around. I expect they use the safety excuse in case they get in a crash, like certain car owners.
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All different companies of course but I also have trouble with couriers. Most of my street is a left turn from a major road but the part where I live is a right turn. However, it's also connected to a major road at the other end. Yet I frequently get couriers who say that the street doesn't go to my number. Use google maps, you freaks.
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The fact that no one has stabbed, shot or punched Kay Burley in the neck yet.
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Tom Jones on Jools Hootenay
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Some muppet at the BBC who things anyone wants to see Bryan Adams on telly anytime of the year let alone on New Year's Eve.
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BT. Have faults with the landline and broadband. But if they come out and cannot find a fault at their end they'll charge me £129.
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Garth crooks .. Makes me spit feathers !
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Kebab shops that put Cheese on your burger when you asked for no Cheese!
Grilled meat in a bun few onions little bit of ketchup, job done! Why the **** would I want shity plastic pretend cheese on it! Dumb twats! Yes that's you Marmaris kebab shop you *****! |
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People who insist on quoting the original post in a thread, It's just not ******* necessary, stop doing it
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Europeans on the Tube and the escalators. Keep your kissing and touching to yourselves you ******* peasants.
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The Lift Moron.
Very large shopping centre. We had to wait quite a while before a lift came, we got in on level 1, to go down to the car park at level 4. We had a flat bed trolley of heavy shelving, so had no option but to get the lift. Mad woman gets in the lift the same time, also with a full trolley, and says to us in a very indignant voice "I can't remember where I've parked my car - I've got no idea where it is - so I'm going to press every button!" and that she did. Did she think we'd hold the lift for her on each floor while she got out and had a look round for her car or something? FFS! :veryangry |
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The c*nt who put his Christmas tree in the recycling cage WITH the baubles.
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People that hang filled up poo bags on branches of trees which blow off and fall on your head on very windy days in rural locations.
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More generally: central London tourists. Seems like they pack up their brain into their oversized backpacks and wander around in a daze, blocking all exits like fukkwitted morons.
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Couple sitting in my row this season, never arrive on time.
Arrive as match kicks off, leave to the bar on 40 mins, back from bar when the match is on 56 mins (pies in their hands) and left at 81 mins. FFS, we're here to watch football, can't you devote 90 mins to that once a fortnight and be less anxious to fill your stomachs. Our row has little leg space, so it is literally an arse ache to get up 3-4 times per match to let them into the middle. They do apologise, but somehow that's even more annoying. |
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Getting told when I got in from the game this afternoon that I have a dentist appointment tomorrow morning.
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having a banging headache while watching the scaffs in the away end gloat today
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Chelsea fans in the main stand. Particularly the huge fat **** in the tracksuit in the gents at half time. Hope he got chucked out later with some others, typical Chelsea prick
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A "Palace fan" filming the Chelsea players walking off at the end of the game.....wtf
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Chelsea fans abusing the Family end....when is something going to be done. People bring their kids in the Family end to watch football not be abused.
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The ref today. Be consistent
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Attempting find the page number of a thread on Android is a pain in the arse, i must spend half of my time pressing the wrong one or getting no repsonse from a touchscreen.
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One of my teeth cracked last week, but dentist's shut for 8 days. Not in agony, but it's awkward to eat and wobbly. Rang early this morning and couldn't get an appt till Thursday. Found that a bit poor...can understand them shutting for over a week but they should have kept more appts available today and tomorrow to enable them to squeeze in the inevitable flurry of patients who were ringing this morning. I'm sure the previous guy would have seen me sooner. |
Bloody seal bags for cat food, spent 3 days attempting to seal the bag after feeding puss. Still not got it sealed since the first time i opened. Sodding great bag as well.
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Automated phone lines, when you do get through to someone they ask you all the same bloody questions again anyway.
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Sharing the house with 3 women, trying to find the shampoo in the shower- 8 bottles with tiny writing.
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'Tuneage'.
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The ****wit(s) that invented the phrases 'touch base' and 'going forward'.
And due to fan requests I'm also adding in the phrases 'reach out' and 'closure'. |
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People using the phrase 'making memories' on the Facebook
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People who say 'bad day at the office' and 'move on'. Fvck off.
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Skin on a cup of coffee....disgusting !
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Twits
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Brits on holiday. Germans on holiday, Russians on holiday. Actually, people on holiday
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Range Rover Drivers!
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