That fat boy who runs North Korea Kim something
The bloke who runs the Environmental Agency who stayed in Barbados when the North flooded
Jorgen Klopp
Helen Lederer
People who watch random TV then say there's nothing else on,well do something else then!
People who series link soaps and stuff like Casualty ... God life's too short

These generic 20 something female "singers" that talk/sing with a deliberately cracked voice. Often covering old songs trying to sound new and edgy.

Utter shit television. Proper lowest common denominator stuff. It's the sort of thing that they would do as a filler segment on TFI Friday or something like that yet they have managed to stretch it into a 30 minute programme, in a full series, for several series, in several countries.

It's not even as if the concept of minor celebrities miming to pop songs as the basis of a tv show is the worst thing, it's the self congratulatory 'look at us and how wacky we are, I'm a celeb but I bet you never thought I was THIS crazy' smugness of the whole thing.

Come back 'stars in their eyes' all is forgiven.

Having a shower cubicle in one's kitchen..

http://www.chiswickw4.com/default.as...itchenflat.htm

Clueless right wing sheep

The bed in that link looks about the size of a toddler's cot bed.

People that deny reality for the sake of their own ideological agendas.

Rabid left wing loonies.

In the town I live, they are closing lots of bank branches, so those that are left are packed, especially on a Saturday.

Also a few of the supermarkets are now closed down leaving the ones left packed.

I guess it's the airline philosophy... less flights, full planes, less expenditure, bigger profit margin.

Luckily I rarely go into a bank but had to yesterday to open a new account.

Bank branches are a bit like tube ticket offices. Largely redundant if you can alter habits and get people to move on-line. Banks will move to central hubs.

I had to visit two different banks just after the New Year and both of them were heaving.

I have no idea why so many people needed to visit the branches, (maybe doing what I had to do, which was opening and closing accounts) but I guess like cheques, there is a need for old-school stuff.

Does the sink double as a bidet ?

So you annoy yourself basically

Clueless leftwing self harmers who wrongly think they represent the working class average Brit who actually they despise anyway!

American Man United 'customers'.

As I said in my post above, I too was opening a new account, and that is what a lot of people were in there for. The actual teller windows were doing very little trade, most people wanted a consultation.

We had an appointment, and actually still has to wait 20+ minutes for our person to be freed up. Most people seemed to be in there with issues rather than old fashioned banking.

People who don't use time they are in cashpoint queue to have Bank card in their hand ready for use when they get to the front.

I'm not left wing, i don't self harm and i'm an average working class bloke,so why are you quoting me if you're not one of the clueless right wing sheep? Did i touch a nerve?

I'm leftwing but not of your self harming/loathing type....you represent a tiny minority...its why nobody votes Militant or socialist worker and sadly how Blair got power due to fear of such loons as you!

LOL not a clue about me:clown:

Well pray tell! ;)

Beverage snobs who like to slag off big brands, the kind of people who say "Carling/Starbucks is shit, doesn't even taste like beer/coffee"; are you sure mate? Tastes like it to me, barely different from the fancy shit you like to boast that you drink to be honest.

Carling is rank though...

Insomnia

The best treatment for insomnia is sex/masturbation, booze or a combination of both. :p

Nah

About the best run of the mill lager you can get.

Now Carlsberg IS rank...

Do I have to go to the docs for that or is available over the counter at pharmacies?

Seeing as people seem to be going to banks with issues I recommend Barclays.

Things that annoy you???

A faux public outpouring of sorrow .... particularly to someone they have never met and to who they have no emotional connection

Don't look on Facebook today...it will do your head in......

harsh but fair. Can't imagine crying over a pop star I'll never meet, as good as they may be

don't agree, you can do much, much better than both.

Revels. Had my first bag of them in years then remembered why I stopped buying them. The caramel rabbit pellets are inedible. Impossible to chew impossible to swallow. Get f*cked.

Weetabix dust

Weetabix full stop. Can't understand why people want to eat beards.

I agree, but there's no point being a pretentious twat and moaning about people that like those sort of brands.

The answer is in your own hands really. :D

People who do five point turns in busy roads.

Should be made illegal.

Being forced to watch the One Show.

Oh yes :(

Carling and Fosters are no more than water that someone has pissed in, Carlsberg slightly better, the premium brands of lager certainly are drinkable though, Stella, Kroney, my fave ATM is San Miguel draft.

Stella on draft is horrible and kronenburg is ******* horrible all the time

Carlsberg is simply undrinkable

San Mig is good. Estrella is better

And advertised by that **** Cantona

Got a pal who lives in Hastings and his local sell Singha on draft , that must be a damn fine lager , tried googling to find out if it's sold anywhere in sarf London but nothing is showing

Singha is good stuff. Had it on draft at Stamford bridge iirc. And Leicester a couple of seasons back

Very true. In fact, all the recent comments deriding Carlsberg/Carling/Fosters etc. And dont even get me started on Coors Light - that seriously is just cold water with a drip of Soda Stream in it.

I pray for the day Paulaner (Munich's finest) becomes available somewhere in England.

Totally. Bowie died, sad, but he had an amazing life, admittedly I'm not a fan, but there are literally millions of far sadder totally tragic stories coming to an end right now but because they're not famous we couldn't care less.

I sort of get where you're coming from. I don't a) do outpourings of grief for celebrities and d) am not a fan.

But....

Bowie was such an icon for British music for near on 6 decades. People are mourning the death of that I think as much as the sad passing itself. Like you say there are thousands of lives ending today in similar ways. It's just that the vast majority of those lives have been lived in private.

Haha. A football fan questions emotion being shown towards someone they don't know personally. :D
If Steve Coppell died tonight this board would be full of genuine grief. Many other people who don't like football wouldn't give a f*ck and might adopt your attitude. Does that mean that the bbs grief is faux? Get some empathy. :p

Well said. Good analogy is that.

Yeah I get that too and although I'm no fan I totally get that he was very talented and unique and will be missed by millions.

But this is not the place for agreement. This thread is about irrational dislikes :p

Coors used to be advertised in the states as being "As pure as Rocky Mountain springwater".

2 good points well made.

I normally have a lot of empathy, had a shit day. RIP Bowie :sob:

Happy now?

Yes but SSC is god and therefore can never die

Foreign hotel sinks where the plunger thing is rammed down and impossible to get back up to drain the water.
:hmph:

Tea bags falling off the spoon and back into the cup .. Makes me want to murder someone ! :D

The one show making random people wear football shirts, very cringeworthy.

People who sniffle when sitting next to you on a train. Buy some bloody tissues and blow yer nose!!!

Computer shop 'expert' who wipe every file you ever had off the hard drive after you specifically asked him NOT TO. Lucky I backed up some on disc, some on a flash drive & still had loads of old pics on the camera, but still lost hundreds of music files. A-hole!

but do you remember those wonderful bygone days of Tennants Extra and Holstein Pils on draft?

Getting done by a speed camera on an empty road on christmas day. Then trying to pin it on the wife. Then getting a letter with pretty damning photographic evidence back from the feds.

You should be thankful you are not going to jail. Plenty of people have for similar.

I once saw Tennants Super on draft in a bar in Italy. Still have the photograph of it somewhere. It was a British themed 'pub' in Ancona. Never seen the like before or since.

Really? It was a 120 mile piece of totally empty road. We stopped a couple of times so the dogs could have a piss and look at the mountains (us, not the dogs). How could we be sure who was driving at any particular time. Theres fookin millions of cameras on that road.

Trust me. Plenty of people have gone to jail for trying to pull this sort of stunt.

Recent well-known example:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/m...ne-vicky-pryce

Hardly a stunt mate. We were taking turns driving and although i definitely drive faster than her, couldn't be sure at which point along the massive stretch of road the average speed camera had zapped us.

Reading that article it seems the politician was facing a driving ban, as opposed to having a clean licence. Hardly grounds for prison, even in this police state.

Couldn't you have blamed the dog?

I probably could have, was looking fairly Mexican due to not shaving during the 'festive' period :)

Put a nice Christmassy stamp on the letter back anyway.

It's everywhere in Milan. You can get a pint of Super from the burger vans outside the San Siro. I don't think it's 9% though, didn't get to check the sign but I'd guess it was around the Stella ballpark.

I once had a pint of Special Brew on draft in a pub in Deptford. I was close to hammered after one pint.

The fact that when I say this to the girl next to me at work, she thinks I'm joking around

I've just burst out laughing on a packed train you ****

:lux::D

Let me guess.

You'de just done a 1,478 mile round trip to pick up some cheap food for the dog?

You know me too well :)

Here's a conundrum for you:

Someone on gumtree is giving away 8-10 tonnes of red stones for free. The catch is they are 50 miles away and you have to handball as much as you want onto and off the vehicle you use to get them.

Alternatively, someone else in your town is selling pea gravel for 25 pound a tonne delivered to your drive.

Do you a) only see the word 'free' and break your back going to get them and spend more on the van and diesel, or b) sit in the house and pick up the phone.

Thanks for confirming that for me. I was absolutely gobsmacked, especially since I rocked up in the place on its opening night by accident (I was waiting to board a ferry to Croatia) and was the only Brit in the place.

Games that we lose against teams we should be thrashing

Realising we are shit without one player, Bolasie. And a decent striker of course.

Listening to a group of women, one of them is getting married this year, and all they talk about is either their hen do in Mallorca in June over and over no matter how many times they are around then if not talking about that its about their vanity going on about hair and nails and SHIT.

You sexist f*cking bastard. What do you expect the dumb bitches to fecking talk about?

Packaging that you cant get into

Knickers that you can't get in to.

Buy a larger size. :p

I'm assuming that you really need said stones/gravel ?

I know what I'd do but then I'm a lazy bastard. :)

People calling the British police 'feds'.

Boys in blue? Camera Unit? Stealth tax division? Ceunts?

People who defend average speed cameras.

The

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Hmm. Works ok for me. Does this work? (Link in your post thanks to crap phone pasting where it wants).

When people say 'Why you starting a thread on this'
Happens on here, happens on other sites.
Just scroll past if you don't like it or agree with it.

That's odd works on my quote but not on your original. Still annoys me when it happens ;)

That clip was me trying to get into a pack of wraps, a shrink wrap CD and USB charge dock in packaging remarkably similar to his.

Well, 'police' works pretty well. But if you want a slang term, there are plenty of British ones (cops, filth, pigs etc) without resorting to Americanisms which have no relevance here.

Ok thanks.

We called them feds in the raf. Guess it stuck. However since i suspect no serving police officer has handled this case from 'flash' to fine, 'police' isn't very accurate either.

:)

Bloody dangerous stuff, that packaging.

Why is it so hard to change a headlight bulb in a car? No room to get to the damn thing at all, I will have to get my tiny handed daughter to do it!!

We call them 'five o' here in the hood.

Babylon.

Or Peelers.

There's loads when I think about it. Babylon is one that winds them up according to my impeccable source.

Dibble in Manchester.
Bizzies in Liverpool - who call the Fire Brigade 'Fire Bizzies.'

boydem