Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12938180)

There is a difference between a sport being shit and not understanding a sport.

For instance, ice hockey, surely the players should be better than they appear to be, and to me it looks like a load of not very talented people on ice skates. But I would imagine I hold that view because I don't really understand how difficult it is. That does not mean it is a shit sport.

I would assert that this applies to almost all sports (other than AFL and gaelic football, which really are shite ;) ).

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12938227)

Firstly, AFL is an absolutely cracking sport.

Secondly, I think I possess a decent enough understanding of both American football and water polo to be able to come to the conclusion that they're both pretty shit.

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 12938167)

People saying various other sports are shit, despite the fact they've endured a season watching Palace.

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)

I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)

I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12938325)

I've just had to google hurling as I had no idea what it was and it looks to be one of the most stupid yet one of the most riveting sports in the world.

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)

I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12938325)

I've just had to google hurling as I had no idea what it was and it looks to be one of the most stupid yet one of the most riveting sports in the world.

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12938503)

google kabaddi

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12938508)

******* brilliant.

I remember it used to be on channel 4 when I was a kid. Not like it is now, all glitz and glamour. I didn't, and still don't, have a ******* clue what's going on. But it's wonderful to watch for a few mins.

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12938508)

******* brilliant.

I remember it used to be on channel 4 when I was a kid. Not like it is now, all glitz and glamour. I didn't, and still don't, have a ******* clue what's going on. But it's wonderful to watch for a few mins.

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12938503)

google kabaddi

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12939458)

What? Glitz and Glamour? I was remembering the version that was played what appeared to be oversized sandpits. There is another version? A monied version? WTF?

Looks like I am going to have to take my own advice and google kabaddi

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12938324)

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12939607)

Doing DIY joibs for the wife and then after finikshing it she says "Oh, I didn't really want it like that"........REALLY!? WELL NEXT TIME DO IT YA FUCKING SELF THEN!

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12939586)

Is it just me that thinks that cat is about to do a bicycle kick?

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12939622)

Funny, thats exactly what the wife said to me last night as well. We need a sex thread :)

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12939626)

If it was sex it wouldnt annoy me....because it's sex...but when you spend ages putting up TV's and sorting out shelves etc and the first thing she does it moan then it pisses me off.

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12939607)

Doing DIY joibs for the wife and then after finikshing it she says "Oh, I didn't really want it like that"........REALLY!? WELL NEXT TIME DO IT YA FUCKING SELF THEN!

Originally Posted by Radders (Post 12940043)

Buying a 'Medium' coffee on the way to work and then getting to work and realising now the froth has gone down its only 2/3 full. :jerkit:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12940060)

Little kids dancing, annoying little shits just jump up and down and not in time with the music

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 12939565)

Gone are the days of the Channel 4 programme where they rolled around on a dirty square for an hour...

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12940022)

The twat who decided to put plastic lenses on car headlights, then coat them with some shite that after a while turns yellow, thereby causing your car to fail its ITV (Spanish MOT) and then having to go and pay 30€ to have them sorted....**** that shit, I used toothpaste and baking soda. IN YOUR FACE!

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)

I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12940111)

Arsenal fan at work telling me he's coming to Palace Arsenal at Selhurst next season. We'll see about that.

Originally Posted by Radders (Post 12940043)

Buying a 'Medium' coffee on the way to work and then getting to work and realising now the froth has gone down its only 2/3 full. :jerkit:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12940365)

Anything other than black coffee makes you a female

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 12940373)

Bullshit. Irish, or any other alcoholic, coffee, with a proper helping of cream, is also acceptable.

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12940365)

Anything other than black coffee makes you a female

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12940377)

I was tallking non alcoholic.

You are, of course, correct.

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12940142)

Carol Kirkwood.
The sweaty weather woman. She sounds like a character from the hugely popular 80's sitcom (but no-one still knows why) 'Allo Allo.' Sounds like she's saying 'good moaning.'
Her flabby arms too when she's waving em around a weather map whilst wearing short sleeves first thing in the moaning. Puts me right off me daily Yalkult.
I don't like her.

Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 12940459)

lets translate this. she gives you the horn and it annoys you.

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12940142)

Carol Kirkwood.
The sweaty weather woman. She sounds like a character from the hugely popular 80's sitcom (but no-one still knows why) 'Allo Allo.' Sounds like she's saying 'good moaning.'
Her flabby arms too when she's waving em around a weather map whilst wearing short sleeves first thing in the moaning. Puts me right off me daily Yalkult.
I don't like her.

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12940485)

Funnily enough I've never noticed her arms :bash:

http://i.imgur.com/6B5jYsE.jpg

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12940498)

I know. I'm probably looking at the wrong things at my time of life.
That mole/wart or moley wart underneath her right eye par example. That's French for for example btw.
Dunno what it is about her but she annoys the bloomin' blimey outta me.

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942574)

Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942574)

Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12942591)

It really annoys me that the Sumo is no longer on Channel 4.

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942574)

Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12942633)

Take solace from the fact that he will, in the next 5 years, choke to death on his own vomit in a Moss Side drug den after having spent the last 4 of those 5 years as a rent boy.

Hope that is a comfort for you tonight :)

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12942587)

So how will I recognise you at Kings Cross ?

:D

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12936752)

'city'
'united'

Unless you come from Manchester please desist from referring to them without the manchester or man prefix. Obviously in the case of the latter there is a far more suitable name in 'wankers'.

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942657)

I look like Fellaini mate ;)

Originally Posted by New LP (Post 12942659)

Also even in Manchester it's not United it's 'Yan-eye-ted'.

Maybe I just hate the Manc accent and the generally miserable, dreary, dry persona of people from Manchester and surrounding areas generally.

Originally Posted by New LP (Post 12942666)

The fact that on a weekend of the London Marathon and an FA Cup semi final that we have a train service resembling something from Soviet Russia. But priced as if it's a weekday.

It's time something was done.

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12942702)

Avoiding all forms of information and staying up to watch us make 7 (seven) changes against the Wankers and lose 2-0 again.

Ffs

Wankers.

Ffs

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12943179)

"This has been a terrible year for people dying"

Unlike every other year.

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12943474)

Politicians answering a different question to the one their being asked.

Or, on being pressed on the question they have decided they'll answer, showing that they don't know what they're talking about

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12943649)

Andy Jacobs - irritating talentless tosser

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12942629)

Haha. Blast from the past that. Up there with Oooooooh Lazio, which I know is inaccurate, but with Gazza seemed to fit.

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12944399)

Andi Peters and his big prize giveaway on GMB.

If you actually won it and you had Andi Peters knock upon your door with a big fake cheque I wonder if they'd give you an alternative prize - take the money, the BMW, the Seychelles holiday or punch Andi with an I in the face?
Throw in Lorraine Kelly, chimp faced Kate Garraway, a pick axe, 90 seconds and a sealed room and I'd have to think about that one.

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12944407)

I went to school with Andi Peters. His real surname I don't remember. He was weird

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 12939555)

:S: Test cricket. FIVE DAYS and then ends in a DRAW.u

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944347)

Mark Walsh and his heating and plumbing adverts on youtube

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944456)

I had to Google Kate Garraway and I can confirm that is a c*nt.

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944463)

She's completely the opposite of what attracts me in a woman, but for some strange, dark reason, she gives me the horn.

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944468)

I think the same about Eddie Izzard and that Norwich cooking slag.

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944474)

Shove my knob in the bowl when she's beating some eggs. Yeahhhh, 3-1 and 1-0 you slut, have it. Coleman's mustard my arse and that's an order.

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12944486)

So much hatred so little time.

Richard Arnold and the other mincer that's always got that cardboard Hollywood sign behind him.
2 Adams apples. A sweaty. Can't think of his name but you know who I mean.
Probably likes Andi Peters.

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944482)

You don't run a cafe or anything do you? I'm going vegan if you do.

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944493)

Yep, I've had a long term hatred for that M*********. Refused to have 3 on due to the likes of him. Stumbled across it the other day and the smug **** was still there! ITV have no shame.

Originally Posted by eaglesincebirth (Post 12945068)

The depressing inability of grown men to correctly flush or clean a toilet after use at work. It's not ******* hard!!

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12945148)

People who when someone famous dies lose the plot and act like their mother just died.

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12945124)

Players who celebrate excessively after scoring a penalty that they didn't earn

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12945218)

will you take this back on Sunday if Wilf wins a 90th minute penalty and Cabaye smashes it in?