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stumpy feelers 24-10-2021 06:20 PM

This is hilarious. Cheering me up after yesterday

Danny_Cheviot 24-10-2021 06:20 PM

AA reporting carnage M6 southbound.

crowboro eagle 24-10-2021 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16068665)
Nah. Kicked the ball. Had he missed it yes. That’s not a red

Ref yesterday would have given the free kick to Ronaldo and booked the defender

Johnnieboy 24-10-2021 06:21 PM

Man Utd are shambolic

Jim Cannon 24-10-2021 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_Cheviot (Post 16068613)
Tbf Utd look dangerous on the break, but how many does Ole want to push forward in fear of a spanking.

Dunno, but they are getting spanked:D

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:22 PM

Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowboro eagle (Post 16068679)
Ref yesterday would have given the free kick to Ronaldo and booked the defender

:D

dazaki 24-10-2021 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16068665)
Nah. Kicked the ball. Had he missed it yes. That’s not a red

100% made the most of the ball being there.

AddoWolz 24-10-2021 06:23 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
:D:D:D:jerkit::jerkit::lux::lux::lux: :jerkit::jerkit:

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:23 PM

Giving AWB some stick. ‘50 fvcking million for him. Palace must be pissing themselves laughing’

Me - ‘We are’

:D

bubbs11 24-10-2021 06:23 PM

Scholes was predicting this in midweek. Not sure if it was before or after he sucked his daughter’s toes.

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:23 PM

They won't get a spanking ..... isn't Maguire playing.

LSEagle 24-10-2021 06:23 PM

Utterly brilliant, hope they don't let up second half

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:24 PM

Old Trafford will be empty for the second half.. :)

Glazier69 24-10-2021 06:24 PM

Excellent stuff! How the fook has OGS not been binned. Might be now though!

sheepy 24-10-2021 06:24 PM

So poor from Maguire. Totally commits himself and leaves Shaw isolated.

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:25 PM

Fergie to go into the dressing room and give Ole Gunnar Solskjaer the hair dryer treatment!

casinocolin 24-10-2021 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glazier69 (Post 16068699)
Excellent stuff! How the fook has OGS not been binned. Might be now though!

He deserves more time surly.

Hedgehog 24-10-2021 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16068665)
Nah. Kicked the ball. Had he missed it yes. That’s not a red

100% red... he was kicking the ball in frustration. There was no way the ball was going to get out of Jones' stomach!

If he (CR) had tried raking the ball back, that might be excusable.

Danny_Cheviot 24-10-2021 06:27 PM

Utd have their ‘Sunderland’. ………….

Red nose in the dressing room at HT.?

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by congress (Post 16068612)
Was Wan Bissaka that lazy when at Palace or did i not notice it? The way he runs back when they lose possession is embarrassing.

Maybe they should loan him back to us like they did with Wilf!

dim 24-10-2021 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 16068685)
Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

If he does, I hope the red he gets is diving Mo.

Chrissayy 24-10-2021 06:27 PM

Alexander-Arnold should've rolled around holding his gentleman's area

sherstonpalace 24-10-2021 06:28 PM

Please, please, get 7 or more!

St.Francois 24-10-2021 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casinocolin (Post 16068705)
He deserves more time surly.

Yeah, should be given at least another five years :supergrin:.

JAS78 24-10-2021 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherstonpalace (Post 16068717)
Please, please, get 7 or more!

Yep 8 would nice

Hopefully Liverpool don’t take their foot off the gas

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:29 PM

Best one so far.

‘Luke Shaw. Fvck me. That **** is on the Dr Ugs’

:D

BillyTKid 24-10-2021 06:29 PM

Apparently United gave OGS a new 3 year contract in August. Reported salary £200k a week!!

What were they thinking? If they had offered him 1 year rolling at £50k a week would he have left? Who else was queuing up to employ him?

brighton_eagle 24-10-2021 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casinocolin (Post 16068705)
He deserves more time surly.

I think he's doing a wonderful job. :D

hong_kong_hg 24-10-2021 06:30 PM

Live feed from chez Scholes

https://media.giphy.com/media/3HEMSq...yZ2y/giphy.gif

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:31 PM

Was only coming in for a couple and watch first half. Think I might just have another livener

Olympian2 24-10-2021 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16068728)
Was only coming in for a couple and watch first half. Think I might just have another livener

Stay put & report back :p

Johnnieboy 24-10-2021 06:32 PM

Fans favourite Steve Bruce is available...

Danny_Cheviot 24-10-2021 06:33 PM

Liverpool taking their foot of the gas would be unforgivable.

A nation expects.

mrB 24-10-2021 06:33 PM

I had no idea what this was, i googled it.

I wish i hadn't.

Olympian2 24-10-2021 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exiledeagle1 (Post 16068698)
Old Trafford will be empty for the second half.. :)

It really would be fabulous to see it. If Liverpool score again, it’ll be about a quarter full… :D

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 16068732)
Fans favourite Steve Bruce is available...

Why not just a straight swap?

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 16068731)
Stay put & report back :p

:p

They’ve just finished cleaning up the glass and beer :D

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:35 PM

BBC:

"There are still three minutes of half-time left but the Manchester United players are already out."

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:36 PM

Pogba on. This could be fun!

Hedgehog 24-10-2021 06:38 PM

Just realized how wanky Man U's shirts are. Like something out of the 70's, or is that the point?

Adlerhorst 24-10-2021 06:39 PM

They need someone who really understands the wankers to be the next lead wanker.

Steve Bruce is available

Johnnieboy 24-10-2021 06:39 PM

Five hahahaha

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

FIVE!

Maidstonecpfc 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

Hahahaha manu

Stinger1 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

Haha I'm not sure I've enjoyed a drubbing like this before.

stumpy feelers 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

:D

Danny_Cheviot 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

Frightening to see a PL team with zero weakness.

City and Liverpool are on a different planet.

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

I think it might have just clicked in here that Maguire is utter shit :D

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:40 PM

Oh dear... its time to practice social distancing

AddoWolz 24-10-2021 06:41 PM

This is ******* hilarious .

stumpy feelers 24-10-2021 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinger1 (Post 16068756)
Haha I'm not sure I've enjoyed a drubbing like this before.

Brilliant. It's ending up 8 I reckon

Jim Cannon 24-10-2021 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_Cheviot (Post 16068711)
Utd have their ‘Sunderland’. ………….

It's even worse than that now. My sides are aching:D

Adlerhorst 24-10-2021 06:41 PM

Double figures please bin dippers

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:42 PM

Fire drill.

AddoWolz 24-10-2021 06:42 PM

The ground is emptying out at an alarming rate :D:lux:

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:43 PM

1:5 :eek:

Johnnieboy 24-10-2021 06:43 PM

Offside, hilarious

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:43 PM

VAR PLEASEEEEEE

PeterH 24-10-2021 06:43 PM

Don't let up Liverpool

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:43 PM

Offside ha ha ha!

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:44 PM

:D

BillyTKid 24-10-2021 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_Cheviot (Post 16068758)
Frightening to see a PL team with zero weakness.

City and Liverpool are on a different planet.

And Chelsea. I think only Bayern are close to those 3 in world football at the moment.

AddoWolz 24-10-2021 06:45 PM

Is it even possible to get any funnier ? :lux::lux:

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:45 PM

Red card please

JAS78 24-10-2021 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_Cheviot (Post 16068711)
Utd have their ‘Sunderland’. ………….

Red nose in the dressing room at HT.?

Well they’ve conceded six at home before and OGS carried on mr teflon

Won’t be surprised if he survives this one

917L 24-10-2021 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exiledeagle1 (Post 16068780)
Red card please

Certainly should be

Mr Palace 24-10-2021 06:46 PM

Haha wankers!!! Brilliant.

kabbott 24-10-2021 06:47 PM

Man Utd have equalised

5 (yellows):5 (goals)

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:47 PM

If Old Red Nose leaves the ground will surely empty ....

Jim Cannon 24-10-2021 06:48 PM

My day gets better

Shaw and Maguire to be carded
Salah and Ronaldo at least 1 shot on target each

12/1

Mr Palace 24-10-2021 06:48 PM

How’s that not a red card...

Olympian2 24-10-2021 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAS78 (Post 16068781)
Well they’ve conceded six at home before and OGS carried on mr teflon

Won’t be surprised if he survives this one

Not in front of 70,000. Not even in front of the 'as it stands' crowd of 30,000 :D :D

dave_who_ru 24-10-2021 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 16068713)
Maybe they should loan him back to us like they did with Wilf!

As long as they pay us the £5m add-on before he comes back.

Prince Phillip 24-10-2021 06:50 PM

Wankba should be wanked off for that.

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:50 PM

its no worst than the one he got away with earlier in the season.

917L 24-10-2021 06:50 PM

Clear red card for Pogba

JAS78 24-10-2021 06:50 PM

Oh dear Pogba

Johnnieboy 24-10-2021 06:50 PM

It just gets better :D

hong_kong_hg 24-10-2021 06:51 PM

KING LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stinger1 24-10-2021 06:51 PM

I don't think I've ever enjoyed a non-Palace game more than this.

adrenalin john 24-10-2021 06:51 PM

They really should be down to 8 wankers

Danny_Cheviot 24-10-2021 06:51 PM

Lol. OGS is a total clown.

Took off Greenwood for Pogba and left Fred on the pitch.

Adlerhorst 24-10-2021 06:52 PM

10 is definitely now possible

dim 24-10-2021 06:52 PM

Loving this.....

LSEagle 24-10-2021 06:52 PM

How many can liverpool get in the next 40 minutes, reckon they should be looking for 9 or 10

PurePalace4E4 24-10-2021 06:52 PM

Oh dear :D hahahaha!

brighton_eagle 24-10-2021 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 16068685)
Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

Uncanny

sheepy 24-10-2021 06:53 PM

Shocking tackle

917L 24-10-2021 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 16068685)
Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

Prescient :D

PurePalace4E4 24-10-2021 06:54 PM

Manure fans leaving :)

exiledeagle1 24-10-2021 06:54 PM

The wankers will probably try to get another 5 sent off then they can abandon the game.

Olympian2 24-10-2021 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 16068685)
Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

Have some rep! :p

andyocpfc 24-10-2021 06:54 PM

If only we’d won yesterday this would have been the perfect weekend. Us win, BHA stuffed at home and now this.

Keith Powell 24-10-2021 06:54 PM

The way to play attacking football in the opposition half
not your own. ��

AddoWolz 24-10-2021 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabbott (Post 16068685)
Pogba will refuse to come on as sub in the 2nd half!
Or he'll come on and get a red!

Great shout , #ollymuststay , This is ******* HILARIOUS

Worksop Palace 24-10-2021 06:56 PM

To be fair to this lot in here, a great chant of ‘we can see you sneaking out’ went up when the TV showed Utd fans streaming out of the ground :D

Mr Palace 24-10-2021 06:57 PM

Double figures please

Mr Palace 24-10-2021 06:58 PM

How did Taylor not give that as a red straight away? Awful to miss that.

bourne man 24-10-2021 06:58 PM

Wondrous stuff


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