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mroakley9 19-04-2016 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12938180)
There is a difference between a sport being shit and not understanding a sport.

For instance, ice hockey, surely the players should be better than they appear to be, and to me it looks like a load of not very talented people on ice skates. But I would imagine I hold that view because I don't really understand how difficult it is. That does not mean it is a shit sport.

I would assert that this applies to almost all sports (other than AFL and gaelic football, which really are shite ;) ).

Firstly, AFL is an absolutely cracking sport.

Secondly, I think I possess a decent enough understanding of both American football and water polo to be able to come to the conclusion that they're both pretty shit.

Selhurst Celtic 19-04-2016 02:26 PM

He's fishing. Slag off American rounders if you want to poke him back.

Chief Brody 19-04-2016 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12938227)
Firstly, AFL is an absolutely cracking sport.

Secondly, I think I possess a decent enough understanding of both American football and water polo to be able to come to the conclusion that they're both pretty shit.

American football is excellent.

As for AFL? 'How big is it Ump?' :moo2:

danpalace07 19-04-2016 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 12938167)
People saying various other sports are shit, despite the fact they've endured a season watching Palace.

let's be honest, curling is proper shithouse

Selhurst Celtic 19-04-2016 02:34 PM

I like most sports I think, but I wouldn't watch sailing, dressage (if that's what it is called), rowing or golf. The latter mainly because I've never played it as I'm concerned that I'd become addicted and see even less of my family.

AndyStreet 19-04-2016 02:44 PM

I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

stinky 19-04-2016 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)
I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

https://iloveyourightmeow.files.word...-strutting.jpg

mroakley9 19-04-2016 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)
I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

I've just had to google hurling as I had no idea what it was and it looks to be one of the most stupid yet one of the most riveting sports in the world.

ChiswickEagle 19-04-2016 02:52 PM

Ice Skating. Can't bear it.

RobertCPFC 19-04-2016 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12938325)
I've just had to google hurling as I had no idea what it was and it looks to be one of the most stupid yet one of the most riveting sports in the world.

I had a go at playing hurling when I was at school and it is very hard to play.

danpalace07 19-04-2016 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)
I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.

Quite enjoyed both of them when watching on Sky on a lazy afternoon. The scoring system can get to **** but both are pretty entertaining as it goes

pallet 19-04-2016 05:02 PM

Watching snooker, why just why?

Adlerhorst 19-04-2016 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12938325)
I've just had to google hurling as I had no idea what it was and it looks to be one of the most stupid yet one of the most riveting sports in the world.

google kabaddi

stinky 19-04-2016 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12938503)
google kabaddi

******* brilliant.

I remember it used to be on channel 4 when I was a kid. Not like it is now, all glitz and glamour. I didn't, and still don't, have a ******* clue what's going on. But it's wonderful to watch for a few mins.

Chocky 19-04-2016 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12938508)
******* brilliant.

I remember it used to be on channel 4 when I was a kid. Not like it is now, all glitz and glamour. I didn't, and still don't, have a ******* clue what's going on. But it's wonderful to watch for a few mins.

I remember the C4 programmes, I think it was presented by Gerupta Lineker and the commentator was John John Motson.

It was a game of tag/it where the person who was it wasn't allowed to breath in and after taking a big breath had to continually say kabaddi over and over to prove it. Naturally it was a game played by us in the curry house after pub kick out time shortly after it was discovered. Well we tried but I kept trying to hold breasts instead of breath.

Anyway, shit game.

mroakley9 20-04-2016 06:52 AM

Ellipses

Adlerhorst 20-04-2016 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12938508)
******* brilliant.

I remember it used to be on channel 4 when I was a kid. Not like it is now, all glitz and glamour. I didn't, and still don't, have a ******* clue what's going on. But it's wonderful to watch for a few mins.

What? Glitz and Glamour? I was remembering the version that was played what appeared to be oversized sandpits. There is another version? A monied version? WTF?

Looks like I am going to have to take my own advice and google kabaddi

mroakley9 20-04-2016 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12938503)
google kabaddi

From what I can tell, Kabaddi just looks like a bunch of Indian guys got awfully drunk, found a large area of grass and started chasing each other with their shirts off and somehow it became a sport people actually play.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 20-04-2016 07:04 AM

Basketball why not just play the last two minutes.

Oldtown Eagle 20-04-2016 09:13 AM

:S: Test cricket. FIVE DAYS and then ends in a DRAW.u

saxoneagle 20-04-2016 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12939458)
What? Glitz and Glamour? I was remembering the version that was played what appeared to be oversized sandpits. There is another version? A monied version? WTF?

Looks like I am going to have to take my own advice and google kabaddi

Stinky is right. It was on TV the other day and it looked like it was in a big arena, highly advertised and, yes, glitz and glamour.

Gone are the days of the Channel 4 programme where they rolled around on a dirty square for an hour...

JJ 20-04-2016 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12938324)

Is it just me that thinks that cat is about to do a bicycle kick?

Maidstoned Eagle 20-04-2016 09:55 AM

Doing DIY joibs for the wife and then after finikshing it she says "Oh, I didn't really want it like that"........REALLY!? WELL NEXT TIME DO IT YA FUCKING SELF THEN!

elgin eagle 20-04-2016 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12939607)
Doing DIY joibs for the wife and then after finikshing it she says "Oh, I didn't really want it like that"........REALLY!? WELL NEXT TIME DO IT YA FUCKING SELF THEN!

Funny, thats exactly what the wife said to me last night as well. We need a sex thread :)

lostandfound86 20-04-2016 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12939586)
Is it just me that thinks that cat is about to do a bicycle kick?

I think he'll be doing a cart wheel exhibition. Go kitty! Go!:D:D:D

Maidstoned Eagle 20-04-2016 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12939622)
Funny, thats exactly what the wife said to me last night as well. We need a sex thread :)

If it was sex it wouldnt annoy me....because it's sex...but when you spend ages putting up TV's and sorting out shelves etc and the first thing she does it moan then it pisses me off.

elgin eagle 20-04-2016 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12939626)
If it was sex it wouldnt annoy me....because it's sex...but when you spend ages putting up TV's and sorting out shelves etc and the first thing she does it moan then it pisses me off.

Think we've all been there mate. If I'm doing something like that I've learned that its best to get status updates as you go along. I was trying (and failing) to find 2 strong pieces of wood to screw a tv bracket in my house the other day. Gave up in the end as the wall appears to be insulation and little else.

Maidstoned Eagle 20-04-2016 01:58 PM

The twat who decided to put plastic lenses on car headlights, then coat them with some shite that after a while turns yellow, thereby causing your car to fail its ITV (Spanish MOT) and then having to go and pay 30€ to have them sorted....**** that shit, I used toothpaste and baking soda. IN YOUR FACE!

Radders 20-04-2016 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12939607)
Doing DIY joibs for the wife and then after finikshing it she says "Oh, I didn't really want it like that"........REALLY!? WELL NEXT TIME DO IT YA FUCKING SELF THEN!

:supergrin:

We know who wears the trousers there.

Radders 20-04-2016 02:09 PM

Buying a 'Medium' coffee on the way to work and then getting to work and realising now the froth has gone down its only 2/3 full. :jerkit:

Chris K 20-04-2016 02:17 PM

Little kids dancing, annoying little shits just jump up and down and not in time with the music

Maidstoned Eagle 20-04-2016 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Radders (Post 12940043)
Buying a 'Medium' coffee on the way to work and then getting to work and realising now the froth has gone down its only 2/3 full. :jerkit:

Frothy coffee is crap

Chief Brody 20-04-2016 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12940060)
Little kids dancing, annoying little shits just jump up and down and not in time with the music

You could apply that to most middle-aged white guys.

ConCPFC 20-04-2016 02:50 PM

Arsenal fan at work telling me he's coming to Palace Arsenal at Selhurst next season. We'll see about that.

weltklasse 20-04-2016 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 12939565)

Gone are the days of the Channel 4 programme where they rolled around on a dirty square for an hour...

i seem to remember calcullta train drivers being the team to beat

Supa Pard 20-04-2016 03:08 PM

Carol Kirkwood.
The sweaty weather woman. She sounds like a character from the hugely popular 80's sitcom (but no-one still knows why) 'Allo Allo.' Sounds like she's saying 'good moaning.'
Her flabby arms too when she's waving em around a weather map whilst wearing short sleeves first thing in the moaning. Puts me right off me daily Yalkult.
I don't like her.

weltklasse 20-04-2016 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12940022)
The twat who decided to put plastic lenses on car headlights, then coat them with some shite that after a while turns yellow, thereby causing your car to fail its ITV (Spanish MOT) and then having to go and pay 30 to have them sorted....**** that shit, I used toothpaste and baking soda. IN YOUR FACE!

yep my headlamps are also clouding

weltklasse 20-04-2016 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12938316)
I like all sports apart from hurling and gaelic football.


the fights in those sports are fun though.

danpalace07 20-04-2016 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12940111)
Arsenal fan at work telling me he's coming to Palace Arsenal at Selhurst next season. We'll see about that.

Bundle the **** when we score

stinky 20-04-2016 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Radders (Post 12940043)
Buying a 'Medium' coffee on the way to work and then getting to work and realising now the froth has gone down its only 2/3 full. :jerkit:

Anything other than black coffee makes you a female

saxoneagle 20-04-2016 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12940365)
Anything other than black coffee makes you a female

Bullshit. Irish, or any other alcoholic, coffee, with a proper helping of cream, is also acceptable.

stinky 20-04-2016 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 12940373)
Bullshit. Irish, or any other alcoholic, coffee, with a proper helping of cream, is also acceptable.

I was tallking non alcoholic.

You are, of course, correct.

AndyStreet 20-04-2016 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12940365)
Anything other than black coffee makes you a female

Sexist Labrador ****.

saxoneagle 20-04-2016 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12940377)
I was tallking non alcoholic.

You are, of course, correct.

It's gone midday though, so alcohol is allowed :D

weltklasse 20-04-2016 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12940142)
Carol Kirkwood.
The sweaty weather woman. She sounds like a character from the hugely popular 80's sitcom (but no-one still knows why) 'Allo Allo.' Sounds like she's saying 'good moaning.'
Her flabby arms too when she's waving em around a weather map whilst wearing short sleeves first thing in the moaning. Puts me right off me daily Yalkult.
I don't like her.

lets translate this. she gives you the horn and it annoys you.

Supa Pard 20-04-2016 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 12940459)
lets translate this. she gives you the horn and it annoys you.

No.
She's a flabby armed sweaty c*nt whom I don't care much for.

Breaking rocks 20-04-2016 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12940142)
Carol Kirkwood.
The sweaty weather woman. She sounds like a character from the hugely popular 80's sitcom (but no-one still knows why) 'Allo Allo.' Sounds like she's saying 'good moaning.'
Her flabby arms too when she's waving em around a weather map whilst wearing short sleeves first thing in the moaning. Puts me right off me daily Yalkult.
I don't like her.

Funnily enough I've never noticed her arms :bash:

http://i.imgur.com/6B5jYsE.jpg

Supa Pard 20-04-2016 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12940485)
Funnily enough I've never noticed her arms :bash:

http://i.imgur.com/6B5jYsE.jpg

I know. I'm probably looking at the wrong things at my time of life.
That mole/wart or moley wart underneath her right eye par example. That's French for for example btw.
Dunno what it is about her but she annoys the bloomin' blimey outta me.

Breaking rocks 20-04-2016 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12940498)
I know. I'm probably looking at the wrong things at my time of life.
That mole/wart or moley wart underneath her right eye par example. That's French for for example btw.
Dunno what it is about her but she annoys the bloomin' blimey outta me.

:supergrin:

elgin eagle 21-04-2016 12:03 AM

Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

Worksop Palace 21-04-2016 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942574)
Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

So how will I recognise you at Kings Cross ?

:D

Stellavista 21-04-2016 12:09 AM

It really annoys me that the Sumo is no longer on Channel 4.

Supa Pard 21-04-2016 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942574)
Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

That's what I'm dreading about a Palace v Scum Utd final should we beat What for and the scum beat Everpool.
I'll wanna fight all of em...at my age too!
And I'll lose.
I just know I will.

Breaking rocks 21-04-2016 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12942591)
It really annoys me that the Sumo is no longer on Channel 4.

Haha. Blast from the past that. Up there with Oooooooh Lazio, which I know is inaccurate, but with Gazza seemed to fit.

Breaking rocks 21-04-2016 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942574)
Having a teenage gobshite manc wanker making slaphead gestures at me during the match. Then not being able to locate said gobshite outside afterwards. I thought my man united hate had diminished, but apparently not.

Take solace from the fact that he will, in the next 5 years, choke to death on his own vomit in a Moss Side drug den after having spent the last 4 of those 5 years as a rent boy.

Hope that is a comfort for you tonight :)

elgin eagle 21-04-2016 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12942633)
Take solace from the fact that he will, in the next 5 years, choke to death on his own vomit in a Moss Side drug den after having spent the last 4 of those 5 years as a rent boy.

Hope that is a comfort for you tonight :)

Hopefully welded to his.ginger gobshite mate. Like super pard I feel a dark anger towards these pricks, which could see previously rational people dusting off the gloves so to speak.

Hope we do Watford, whilst Everton find some form from somewhere and knock these mugs out.

elgin eagle 21-04-2016 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12942587)
So how will I recognise you at Kings Cross ?

:D

I look like Fellaini mate ;)

New LP 21-04-2016 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12936752)
'city'
'united'

Unless you come from Manchester please desist from referring to them without the manchester or man prefix. Obviously in the case of the latter there is a far more suitable name in 'wankers'.

Also even in Manchester it's not United it's 'Yan-eye-ted'.

Maybe I just hate the Manc accent and the generally miserable, dreary, dry persona of people from Manchester and surrounding areas generally.

Worksop Palace 21-04-2016 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12942657)
I look like Fellaini mate ;)

:afro:

New LP 21-04-2016 12:38 AM

The fact that on a weekend of the London Marathon and an FA Cup semi final that we have a train service resembling something from Soviet Russia. But priced as if it's a weekday.

It's time something was done.

elgin eagle 21-04-2016 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by New LP (Post 12942659)
Also even in Manchester it's not United it's 'Yan-eye-ted'.

Maybe I just hate the Manc accent and the generally miserable, dreary, dry persona of people from Manchester and surrounding areas generally.

I just hate their gobby arrogance. Hope they come 5th and get fecked over in the europa league.

ebyeeckeagle 21-04-2016 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by New LP (Post 12942666)
The fact that on a weekend of the London Marathon and an FA Cup semi final that we have a train service resembling something from Soviet Russia. But priced as if it's a weekday.

It's time something was done.

Hallelujah brother.

Wolfnipplechips 21-04-2016 01:00 AM

Avoiding all forms of information and staying up to watch us make 7 (seven) changes against the Wankers and lose 2-0 again.

Ffs

Wankers.

Ffs

PhuketEagle 21-04-2016 09:18 AM

Get Putin to make some Russian air strikes on Sunday to improve the train services. It can't do any harm can it?

Adlerhorst 21-04-2016 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12942702)
Avoiding all forms of information and staying up to watch us make 7 (seven) changes against the Wankers and lose 2-0 again.

Ffs

Wankers.

Ffs

i went drinking. Seemed a better use of my time

Supa Pard 21-04-2016 09:26 AM

Kate Garraway.
Talentless. Face like a chimp.
Kill her now!

Neckinger Eagle 21-04-2016 11:08 AM

"This has been a terrible year for people dying"

Unlike every other year.

Supa Pard 21-04-2016 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12943179)
"This has been a terrible year for people dying"

Unlike every other year.

And yet Kate Garraway still lives.
What a topsy turvey world we live in!

Reps AJ 21-04-2016 01:51 PM

Politicians answering a different question to the one their being asked.

Or, on being pressed on the question they have decided they'll answer, showing that they don't know what they're talking about

Reps AJ 21-04-2016 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12943474)
Politicians answering a different question to the one their being asked.

Or, on being pressed on the question they have decided they'll answer, showing that they don't know what they're talking about

It was Natalie Bennett in this instance

art malice 21-04-2016 03:36 PM

Andy Jacobs - irritating talentless tosser

Nostrils 21-04-2016 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12943649)
Andy Jacobs - irritating talentless tosser

The only thing he's any good at is chortling. Sounds like Mr Crabs to me.

Maidstoned Eagle 21-04-2016 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12942629)
Haha. Blast from the past that. Up there with Oooooooh Lazio, which I know is inaccurate, but with Gazza seemed to fit.

Goalazzzzzzzzzooo

Nostrils 21-04-2016 11:08 PM

Mark Walsh and his heating and plumbing adverts on youtube

Supa Pard 21-04-2016 11:48 PM

Andi Peters and his big prize giveaway on GMB.

If you actually won it and you had Andi Peters knock upon your door with a big fake cheque I wonder if they'd give you an alternative prize - take the money, the BMW, the Seychelles holiday or punch Andi with an I in the face?
Throw in Lorraine Kelly, chimp faced Kate Garraway, a pick axe, 90 seconds and a sealed room and I'd have to think about that one.

Jim Cannon 21-04-2016 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12944399)
Andi Peters and his big prize giveaway on GMB.

If you actually won it and you had Andi Peters knock upon your door with a big fake cheque I wonder if they'd give you an alternative prize - take the money, the BMW, the Seychelles holiday or punch Andi with an I in the face?
Throw in Lorraine Kelly, chimp faced Kate Garraway, a pick axe, 90 seconds and a sealed room and I'd have to think about that one.

I went to school with Andi Peters. His real surname I don't remember. He was weird

Supa Pard 21-04-2016 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12944407)
I went to school with Andi Peters. His real surname I don't remember. He was weird

Please tell me he was picked on daily at school!
I surely hope he was.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 12:02 AM

F*ck The Seychelles, give me that pick axe, AndI.

Chocky 22-04-2016 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 12939555)
:S: Test cricket. FIVE DAYS and then ends in a DRAW.u

That's the one. I don't mind a bit of slog it about one day cricket, get 4 sixes in 4 balls stuff but purist 5 day cricket, FFS. The only game in the world that can last 5 days when one team can in football terms be 5-0 up and it's called a draw because it f*cking rains. SHIT GAME AND SO WAS THE WANKER SUBBUTEO VERSION OF IT.

lostandfound86 22-04-2016 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944347)
Mark Walsh and his heating and plumbing adverts on youtube

Saw them mate and indeed, they're really annoying. LOL

Chocky 22-04-2016 12:35 AM

I had to Google Kate Garraway and I can confirm that is a c*nt.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944456)
I had to Google Kate Garraway and I can confirm that is a c*nt.

She's completely the opposite of what attracts me in a woman, but for some strange, dark reason, she gives me the horn.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 12:45 AM

Horrible monkeyfied bastard, isn't it?
Carol Kirkwood too. I've been vilified by family and friends with regards my personal views towards her.
I will not budge one inch on that one though.
I'm sorry but I won't!

Chocky 22-04-2016 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944463)
She's completely the opposite of what attracts me in a woman, but for some strange, dark reason, she gives me the horn.

I think the same about Eddie Izzard and that Norwich cooking slag.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944468)
I think the same about Eddie Izzard and that Norwich cooking slag.

Hubba Hubba!

Chocky 22-04-2016 12:49 AM

Shove my knob in the bowl when she's beating some eggs. Yeahhhh, 3-1 and 1-0 you slut, have it. Coleman's mustard my arse and that's an order.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944474)
Shove my knob in the bowl when she's beating some eggs. Yeahhhh, 3-1 and 1-0 you slut, have it. Coleman's mustard my arse and that's an order.

You don't run a cafe or anything do you? I'm going vegan if you do.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 12:54 AM

So much hatred so little time.

Richard Arnold and the other mincer that's always got that cardboard Hollywood sign behind him.
2 Adams apples. A sweaty. Can't think of his name but you know who I mean.
Probably likes Andi Peters.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12944486)
So much hatred so little time.

Richard Arnold and the other mincer that's always got that cardboard Hollywood sign behind him.
2 Adams apples. A sweaty. Can't think of his name but you know who I mean.
Probably likes Andi Peters.

Yep, I've had a long term hatred for that M*********. Refused to have 3 on due to the likes of him. Stumbled across it the other day and the smug **** was still there! ITV have no shame.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944482)
You don't run a cafe or anything do you? I'm going vegan if you do.

:)

cappuccinoeagle 22-04-2016 01:21 PM

Has anyone posted Michael McIntyre? Just in case, I will.

Also, Nicholas Witchell, something snidey and cynical about him, Prince Charles got it right when he called him an awful man

Jim's Cannon 22-04-2016 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944493)
Yep, I've had a long term hatred for that M*********. Refused to have 3 on due to the likes of him. Stumbled across it the other day and the smug **** was still there! ITV have no shame.

Ross something?
He used to be a bog standard TV presenter.
Suddenly he's reinvented as a bitchy Hollywood Correspondent, and has so much work done that his skin looks like cling film.

eaglesincebirth 22-04-2016 01:34 PM

The depressing inability of grown men to correctly flush or clean a toilet after use at work. It's not ******* hard!!

mroakley9 22-04-2016 02:08 PM

Players who celebrate excessively after scoring a penalty that they didn't earn

BERT'S HEAD 22-04-2016 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglesincebirth (Post 12945068)
The depressing inability of grown men to correctly flush or clean a toilet after use at work. It's not ******* hard!!

Apparently women are worse.

pallet 22-04-2016 02:18 PM

People who when someone famous dies lose the plot and act like their mother just died.

the drexciyan 22-04-2016 02:43 PM

The continual fake and contrived discussion on LinkedIn about 'millenials' formerly known as 'people in their 20s'.

Chris K 22-04-2016 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12945148)
People who when someone famous dies lose the plot and act like their mother just died.

and the ensuing competition to prove that they are more upset than the next person and that the music had such an effect on their life blah blah blah

The only famous person i've been genuinely sad about dying is Sir Richard Richard Mayall esq.

danpalace07 22-04-2016 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12945124)
Players who celebrate excessively after scoring a penalty that they didn't earn

will you take this back on Sunday if Wilf wins a 90th minute penalty and Cabaye smashes it in?

mroakley9 22-04-2016 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12945218)
will you take this back on Sunday if Wilf wins a 90th minute penalty and Cabaye smashes it in?

Nah that's slightly different to the goal that inspired my post. If Cabaye does score a 90th minute penalty to win the game, I'll be disappointed if his celebrations aren't so excessive that he gets red carded for it.


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