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Breaking rocks 07-05-2016 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12976373)
Bloody hell that man has a voice. I hear he slurps his tea.

But not from a saucer.

cappuccinoeagle 07-05-2016 08:54 PM

Richard Madeley - scruffy bastard
Steve Penk

Supa Pard 07-05-2016 09:01 PM

People, and I use the term loosely, that make noises whilst either eating or drinking.
But especially eating. Like when they slap their lips together. Usually whilst eating apples or *spit* crisps
Ignorant c*nts.
I've got no time for their kind.

Supa Pard 07-05-2016 09:04 PM

The Ill mannered c*nts.

cappuccinoeagle 08-05-2016 12:49 AM

Mark Hughes moaning about the referee for some reason

danpalace07 08-05-2016 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12976539)
People, and I use the term loosely, that make noises whilst either eating or drinking.
But especially eating. Like when they slap their lips together. Usually whilst eating apples or *spit* crisps
Ignorant c*nts.
I've got no time for their kind.

they deserve nothing better than death

danpalace07 08-05-2016 05:53 AM

.

Nostrils 08-05-2016 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12976370)
To slurp tea, is taste tea, you bloody philistine. I would love to slurp tea next to you, you hateful git.:mad:

https://www.lastofthesummerwineshop....G_3816.500.jpg

art malice 08-05-2016 03:25 PM

Rob Brydon's cruise ad. Bet he's tight as arseholes

Supa Pard 08-05-2016 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12977067)
they deserve nothing better than death

My lovely old dad was most likely the softest dad in the whole wide world ever but one thing he could not abide was bad table manners.
Me and my older bruv and sis used to suck our crisps when he was about. Not cos we were scared of him but out of love and respect really.

CT_Palace 08-05-2016 09:19 PM

******* ADS IN THE MIDDLE OF LIVE SPORTING EVENTS!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Chocky 08-05-2016 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12977765)
Rob Brydon's cruise ad. Bet he's tight as arseholes

Rob Brydon. Over exposed Welsh prick. Not as funny as he thinks he is. In fact not funny at all.

PS I've just had my third massive shit of the day.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 09-05-2016 03:08 AM

Vindaloo last night perchance.

Far East Eagle 09-05-2016 03:24 AM

people that don't appreciate the comedy brilliance of Rob Brydon

Worksop Palace 09-05-2016 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12978827)
people that don't appreciate the comedy brilliance of Rob Brydon

I find it difficult to appreciate something that simply does not exist.

'This is the life'

Is it ? Good, well ******* stay on the bastard ship then you boring twathouse

chrisophiex 09-05-2016 11:23 PM

Boxers who do the stupid looking at each other at the weigh-in nonsense. They all look like twathouses.

And whilst I'm at it, why do all the small boxers all sound the same ? All nasally, high pitched and northern.

Maidstoned Eagle 10-05-2016 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12976539)
People, and I use the term loosely, that make noises whilst either eating or drinking.
But especially eating. Like when they slap their lips together. Usually whilst eating apples or *spit* crisps
Ignorant c*nts.
I've got no time for their kind.

Filthy northern bastards!


Maidstoned Eagle 10-05-2016 10:04 AM

Twats who stand in the supermarket checkout queue with 2 items....and then their missus turns up with a cunting trolley load of crap.

doogies boots 10-05-2016 10:13 AM

Supporting a club since 1967. Season ticket holder for 20 years until had to give it up as lost job and cannot get a cup final ticket even at phase 5. I agree they should have phased the sale but once Season Ticket holders and club members and loyalty point qualifiers had their opportunity to purchase then it should be open to all others.

Far East Eagle 10-05-2016 12:24 PM

The word 'twathouse'

elgin eagle 10-05-2016 02:18 PM

getting a bit of tissue somehow jammed up inside the charging port of my phone so the charging wire keeps falling out.

FrankieBoy 10-05-2016 02:52 PM

Crawling round on my hands and knees for over an hour to locate the hole in the lawn where the Clothes Airer goes. And then being sprayed by foul putrid water once I find the thing and insert the pole.

Supa Pard 10-05-2016 07:35 PM

My 2 dogs.
They're cockerpoos (hmmmm) who've been named Chewey and Chief when they should've been named Itchy and Scratchy....they fight..and bite, and fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight...bite bite bite...
I love dogs but they both must pack it in soon or in the oven they're gonna go.
Gas mark 5.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 10-05-2016 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 12981537)
Crawling round on my hands and knees for over an hour to locate the hole in the lawn where the Clothes Airer goes. And then being sprayed by foul putrid water once I find the thing and insert the pole.

Wow. An hour. Is;
1 your garden ma-hussive, or
2 your memory abysmal, or
3 your relationship with laundry best described as fleeting?

Nostrils 10-05-2016 09:28 PM

My wife. For putting on programs like 'What would be your Miracle' with stories like a child with cerebral palsy walking for the first time, then mocking my attempts at disguising my man-blub. Didn't wan't to watch it in the first place!

Terrace Bickle 10-05-2016 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12982122)
Wow. An hour. Is;
1 your garden ma-hussive, or
2 your memory abysmal, or
3 your relationship with laundry best described as fleeting?

Try it yourself, the grass grows over the bayonet during the winter. I wasted 30mins searching 2sq ft of lawn for ours.

little al 10-05-2016 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12982480)
Try it yourself, the grass grows over the bayonet during the winter. I wasted 30mins searching 2sq ft of lawn for ours.

Put a short stick in it, but a long enough one to peep over the grass. That or get a cover for said washing line and leave it in.

RobertCPFC 10-05-2016 11:02 PM

The reaction on TV to West Ham leaving Upton Park. Never head of reaction like it when a team has moved ground and if it was so amazing why are they leaving?

Supa Pard 10-05-2016 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12982340)
My wife. For putting on programs like 'What would be your Miracle' with stories like a child with cerebral palsy walking for the first time, then mocking my attempts at disguising my man-blub. Didn't wan't to watch it in the first place!

:)
You're talking to a bloke who can still shed a tear at Little House On The Prairie!

FrankieBoy 10-05-2016 11:13 PM

Big garden and uncommonly thick grass which has totally matted over the hole

dbutler 10-05-2016 11:17 PM

Footy fans singing/chanting along to Ache breaky heart, always hated the crap song, brings back cringe worthy images of Brits in Spain line dancing on morning tv, and Stiff Little fingers killing it on a encore one xmas Billy Ray Virus should be hung for this tune !

JJ 10-05-2016 11:24 PM

Tossers who stand at a newsagent, read a newspaper, then put it back on the shelf. Just buy the feckin' thing, you tight bastard.

Terrace Bickle 11-05-2016 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12982521)
Put a short stick in it, but a long enough one to peep over the grass. That or get a cover for said washing line and leave it in.

I'll try shoving a stick in it, the covers don't seem to last that long. That or the wife can find it herself....

Pat of the Palace 11-05-2016 08:40 AM

Stick a dirty great Palace flag in it. Problem solved.

ExiledStirling 11-05-2016 09:26 AM

BT Openreach, a company that is all about improving communication, but having given you a time slot as to when they will turn up, then do not provide any further communication on the day, until they are at your door.

I am in the 8AM til 1PM slot this morning, and basically am a prisoner in my home till they turn up.

Yes ok it is a first world problem, but it is a justifiable one to be moaning about.

ExiledStirling 11-05-2016 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12983189)
BT Openreach, a company that is all about improving communication, but having given you a time slot as to when they will turn up, then do not provide any further communication on the day, until they are at your door.

I am in the 8AM til 1PM slot this morning, and basically am a prisoner in my home till they turn up.

Yes ok it is a first world problem, but it is a justifiable one to be moaning about.

I feel foolish (not for the first time) . Engineer just called me from Dunfermline to say he is on his way.

Owngoal 11-05-2016 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12983253)
I feel foolish (not for the first time) . Engineer just called me from Dunfermline to say he is on his way.

Bastards who cock up your moan!!!!;)

ExiledStirling 11-05-2016 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 12983274)
Bastards who cock up your moan!!!!;)

Thank you for giving me a reason to still feel in moan mode... The engineer was great on the phone as well... has a great sense of humour ... ******* hate him already and he has to turn up and sort out, and probably **** up, my broadband installation, that is almost 3 weeks late :veryangry

I am back in full moan mode...cheers Owngoal.

elgin eagle 11-05-2016 10:22 AM

the tickets came Cary ;)

ExiledStirling 11-05-2016 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12983300)
the tickets came Cary ;)

I am in full moan mode Paul...... bet they are forgeries .

(btw just sent you a text about them before seeing this message :))

elgin eagle 11-05-2016 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12983308)
I am in full moan mode Paul...... bet they are forgeries .

(btw just sent you a text about them before seeing this message :))

:D

Chris is coming up for a beer, I'll give him your forgery to take back down. Don't fancy going near stirling at the moment. Thanks though I'm coping. military world and a lifetime of watching Palace concede stupid goals has given me good coping skills at dealing with traumatic stress :)

ExiledStirling 11-05-2016 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12983331)
:D

Chris is coming up for a beer, I'll give him your forgery to take back down. Don't fancy going near stirling at the moment. Thanks though I'm coping. military world and a lifetime of watching Palace concede stupid goals has given me good coping skills at dealing with traumatic stress :)

Good stuff mate.. yes probably staying away from Stirling is a good thing for you.. I can understand your military experience giving you assistance in dealing with your awful experience but nothing more traumatic than Palace giving away a late goal is probably the key and most important thing in giving you the strength and the coping skills to get through it :)

elgin eagle 11-05-2016 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12983457)
Good stuff mate.. yes probably staying away from Stirling is a good thing for you.. I can understand your military experience giving you assistance in dealing with your awful experience but nothing more traumatic than Palace giving away a late goal is probably the key and most important thing in giving you the strength and the coping skills to get through it :)

Exactly mate. Nobody understands post traumatic stress better than a Palace fan. Its instilled into us as children.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 12-05-2016 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12982844)
I'll try shoving a stick in it, the covers don't seem to last that long. That or the wife can find it herself....

:eek::eek:

Oddjob 12-05-2016 10:56 AM

Hayfever

BB Bob 12-05-2016 11:00 AM

This is the stuff for that

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon....SR214,320_.jpg

Available at all good pharmacists!

Chocky 12-05-2016 11:52 PM

Seeing my dementia Mum today and her not having a clue it was my Birthday, and she didn't know it was her Birthday on Monday either (89). I took her flowers and chocolates she didn't have a scooby what they were for.

Oh and having the shits last night, annoyingly having to run like a bastard to squirt mud piss out my arsehole every 30 minutes. Not totally annoying, annoying would have meant me not getting to the pan and my strides down in time and one session was close. Close to posting on the Poo thread.

Nostrils 12-05-2016 11:55 PM

Happy Birthday mate. Bet she still enjoyed the chocolates anyway.

Chocky 13-05-2016 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12987504)
Happy Birthday mate. Bet she still enjoyed the chocolates anyway.

Thanks and oh yes she did, she's just a little girl now, hates proper food only wants cakes, sweets and chocolate.

Chocky 13-05-2016 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glen Eagle (Post 12972380)
Your only chance there is The Lounge Bar. They have all games on at 4pm on Saturdays but if everyone is playing at the same time last game of the season it will be hit and miss. Only place I know it's guaranteed to be on is a bar I drink in but it's a 30 euro cab journey from you.

Thanks for that. Is The Lounge Bar in the Harbour Area?[/QUOTE]

No it's up the hill, Google Lounge Bar Avenida Bonanza. However, with our game meaningless except to a Southampton fan it might have to be requested. The owner is called 'Bolton Dave'. Daft name for an Accrington Stanley fan.

Stellavista 13-05-2016 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12982103)
My 2 dogs.
They're cockerpoos (hmmmm) who've been named Chewey and Chief when they should've been named Itchy and Scratchy....they fight..and bite, and fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight...bite bite bite...
I love dogs but they both must pack it in soon or in the oven they're gonna go.
Gas mark 5.

Is that the new 'we sent them to live on the farm'?

kayjay 13-05-2016 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12987494)
squirt mud piss

:supergrin:

Far East Eagle 13-05-2016 06:05 AM

Contract 'negotiations' where the boss tells you this is the contract, like it or lump it. *****.

glenn.f 14-05-2016 11:24 AM

Just had the sound out from the missus that her eldest is in need of being bailed out yet again. So more savings about to be swallowed by his bank charges and standard life mistakes. Wouldn't mind if she would give him a proper bollocking, but the old final warning always falls on deaf ears ready to be repeated in six months. Glad my own two aren't as ******* hopeless as that chump.

Worksop Palace 14-05-2016 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12990643)
Just had the sound out from the missus that her eldest is in need of being bailed out yet again. So more savings about to be swallowed by his bank charges and standard life mistakes. Wouldn't mind if she would give him a proper bollocking, but the old final warning always falls on deaf ears ready to be repeated in six months. Glad my own two aren't as ******* hopeless as that chump.

Keep bailing him out and, well, you'll keep balling him out.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 14-05-2016 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12990643)
Just had the sound out from the missus that her eldest is in need of being bailed out yet again. So more savings about to be swallowed by his bank charges and standard life mistakes. Wouldn't mind if she would give him a proper bollocking, but the old final warning always falls on deaf ears ready to be repeated in six months. Glad my own two aren't as ******* hopeless as that chump.

Is this a progression from one of my all time favourite threads, about the peculiarity of humanity that is teenagers?

Supa Pard 14-05-2016 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12987731)
Is that the new 'we sent them to live on the farm'?

No.
It it really is a case of in the oven they're gonna go.

Yoda 14-05-2016 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12990643)
Just had the sound out from the missus that her eldest is in need of being bailed out yet again. So more savings about to be swallowed by his bank charges and standard life mistakes. Wouldn't mind if she would give him a proper bollocking, but the old final warning always falls on deaf ears ready to be repeated in six months. Glad my own two aren't as ******* hopeless as that chump.

What age is he?

If we're talking 25+ with a job, I'd prepare a contract for him to sign specifying how he's going to pay you both back, in staged payments over a specified time.

Charge no interest (it's family after all), but what you're trying to establish here is that you guys aren't a free bank that can support for ever.

If he defaults long term, bring him before Judge Rinder!

mushroom 14-05-2016 03:51 PM

My daughter using a glittery bath bomb and not washing the bath out afterwards. I now look like a walking vaggazzle

sherrifbart 14-05-2016 04:33 PM

People who visit the country side,and think it is ok. to let their dogs run loose on farmland,i had to fire a shot in the air today to get a large alsation away from some lambs in my field,the dogs owner then uses the classic line"Hes a lovely dog,he wont hurt your lambs",i advised him that if i see said dog again i will assume he is a wolf,and shoot the thing,as well as any witnesses to the event.He left in a huff,convinced that i was merely being horrid,telling me that i must hate animals.They really dont get it.

Worksop Palace 14-05-2016 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 12991095)
People who visit the country side,and think it is ok. to let their dogs run loose on farmland,i had to fire a shot in the air today to get a large alsation away from some lambs in my field,the dogs owner then uses the classic line"Hes a lovely dog,he wont hurt your lambs",i advised him that if i see said dog again i will assume he is a wolf,and shoot the thing,as well as any witnesses to the event.He left in a huff,convinced that i was merely being horrid,telling me that i must hate animals.They really dont get it.

Totally agree. Some dog owners are the pits.

the drexciyan 14-05-2016 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 12991095)
People who visit the country side,and think it is ok. to let their dogs run loose on farmland,i had to fire a shot in the air today to get a large alsation away from some lambs in my field,the dogs owner then uses the classic line"Hes a lovely dog,he wont hurt your lambs",i advised him that if i see said dog again i will assume he is a wolf,and shoot the thing,as well as any witnesses to the event.He left in a huff,convinced that i was merely being horrid,telling me that i must hate animals.They really dont get it.

Good one. When running over the 7 sisters and beachy head, dogs are an occupational hazard and just go for anything moving. A few times the fckwitted owners just shrug their shoulders and go 'open land innit' and go on their way. There are some sonic dog repellant gadgets out there, but the oldskool method of stones also works.

Worksop Palace 14-05-2016 06:24 PM

Socks. Snooker balls

:)

the drexciyan 14-05-2016 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12991238)
Socks. Snooker balls

:)

You've got to travel light over those hills, a rucksack of snooker balls would pull you backwards ;). Stones and serious attitude projected to wrestle any fcker that comes near normally keep them at bay.

cappuccinoeagle 14-05-2016 11:15 PM

The Eurovision Song Contest - the only good things, Agnetha from Abba, Jay Aston & the song Waterloo,

Stellavista 15-05-2016 01:29 AM

Yes, those pedestrians with headphones/mobile phones are still pissing me off.

http://i.imgur.com/fR1ur4D.gif

Breaking rocks 15-05-2016 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972199)
My hearing. All I want to do is listen to James Blunts new album at an ungodly volume, but my hearing forbids me from ever listening to music at such a volume unfortunately.

James Blunt is a ****.

danpalace07 15-05-2016 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12990758)
Is this a progression from one of my all time favourite threads, about the peculiarity of humanity that is teenagers?

link?

CT_Palace 15-05-2016 05:13 AM

The Hollywood fact that every flying craft be it propellor plane, jet plane or helicopter, when swooping in low or losing height quickly is suddenly equipped with a Stuka "Jericho siren".

FORZA SELHURST 15-05-2016 07:13 PM

Clothes. I've shifted off a bunch of weight recently (which is probs a good thing) but am left with wearing clothes that I had 10 years ago and now look like some 'cool uncle'/paedophile schoolteacher. And I hate buying clothes.

Nostrils 15-05-2016 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12994333)
Clothes. I've shifted off a bunch of weight recently (which is probs a good thing) but am left with wearing clothes that I had 10 years ago and now look like some 'cool uncle'/paedophile schoolteacher. And I hate buying clothes.

Internet with free returns.

Pistol Knight 15-05-2016 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12994333)
Clothes. I've shifted off a bunch of weight recently (which is probs a good thing) but am left with wearing clothes that I had 10 years ago and now look like some 'cool uncle'/paedophile schoolteacher. And I hate buying clothes.

Jacamo :D

sherrifbart 15-05-2016 09:19 PM

People who constantly take "Selfies",Sat at the airport,some eejit with his camera phone pointed at his own mush,grinning like a twat.What drives these self obsessed tossers,is it insecurity or just plain self obsession.Starting to feel like jamming said phone down his throat.Edit,just noticed he is wearing Man.United shirt under his jacket,kind of explains its self i guess.

mroakley9 15-05-2016 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12992143)
James Blunt is a ****.

oi what the ****. james blunt is a blessing to this ****ed up world.

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 09:47 PM

Trying to do your daughters algebra homework 35 years after you have forgotten about algebra.

Yoda 15-05-2016 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994721)
Trying to do your daughters algebra homework 35 years after you have forgotten about algebra.

Post it here...we like a challenge.

Jim Cannon 15-05-2016 10:10 PM

Panic threads about injuries before the FA Cup Final

Jim Cannon 15-05-2016 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994721)
Trying to do your daughters algebra homework 35 years after you have forgotten about algebra.

You have missed a simple trick here - any homework I can't do I just tell my son they never did it at my school

Breaking rocks 15-05-2016 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12994774)
Post it here...we like a challenge.

x+8-√8+y+n-6=0
solve for n

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12994774)
Post it here...we like a challenge.

:) ok (no cheating ;))

2) find the next 3 terms in the sequence 8,14,20,26,32 (thinks this is easy)
a) What is the formula for the sequence? (bugger)
b) Use this to find the 60th term in the sequence (ffs)
c) What is n when the number in the sequence is 68 (*stabs brain with cotton wool bud*)

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12994789)
You have missed a simple trick here - any homework I can't do I just tell my son they never did it at my school

:)

Top tip. The worst one is getting woken up in the morning with french homework, that really sucks.

Fatboy 15-05-2016 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12992176)
The Hollywood fact that every flying craft be it propellor plane, jet plane or helicopter, when swooping in low or losing height quickly is suddenly equipped with a Stuka "Jericho siren".

You could hear that sound on the BBS as we swooped down from 5th...

Wolfnipplechips 15-05-2016 10:22 PM

The poxy shadows on the pitch at St.James park.



Oh well won't be seeing them again for a while.

Crofty 15-05-2016 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12994814)
The poxy shadows on the pitch at St.James park.



Oh well won't be seeing them again for a while.

remember the last time they were in the Championship? Every other televised game was Toon. :frown:

Breaking rocks 15-05-2016 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12994814)
The poxy shadows on the pitch at St.James park.

Oh well won't be seeing them again for a while.

Were they caused by this?

http://i.imgur.com/vvmpcGN.jpg

Yoda 15-05-2016 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994803)
:) ok (no cheating ;))

2) find the next 3 terms in the sequence 8,14,20,26,32 (thinks this is easy)
a) What is the formula for the sequence? (bugger)
b) Use this to find the 60th term in the sequence (ffs)
c) What is n when the number in the sequence is 68 (*stabs brain with cotton wool bud*)

2) 38, 44 and 50

a) 6n + 2

b) 6x60 = 360 360+2 Answer = 362

c) 68-2 = 66. 66 divided 6= 11. Answer n = 11

I'd like to claim credit, but my son did the last two more neatly than I did!

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12994873)
2) 38, 44 and 50

a) 6n + 2

b) 6x60 = 360 360+2 Answer = 362

c) 68-2 = 66. 66 divided 6= 11. Answer n = 11

I'd like to claim credit, but my son did the last two more neatly than I did!

Cool i got the right answers :lux:

i got to 6n + 2 by using the formula 8 + 6(n -1), but dunno if i need to put that down first, or whether theres an easier way.

cappuccinoeagle 15-05-2016 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12994814)
The poxy shadows on the pitch at St.James park.



Oh well won't be seeing them again for a while.

And that awful prematch music they play

RobertCPFC 15-05-2016 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994901)
Cool i got the right answers :lux:

i got to 6n + 2 by using the formula 8 + 6(n -1), but dunno if i need to put that down first, or whether theres an easier way.

For algerba standards thats probably one of the simple questions. One of those topics I used to hate and then had to do it at uni.

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 12994947)
For algerba standards thats probably one of the simple questions. One of those topics I used to hate and then had to do it at uni.

Its such a pointless subject 99.99% of the time isn't it. You must have been gutted when you thought you would never have to do it again :)

RobertCPFC 15-05-2016 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994965)
Its such a pointless subject 99.99% of the time isn't it. You must have been gutted when you thought you would never have to do it again :)

It came as a surprise.

Yoda 15-05-2016 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994901)
Cool i got the right answers :lux:

i got to 6n + 2 by using the formula 8 + 6(n -1), but dunno if i need to put that down first, or whether theres an easier way.

......or we're both wrong. :eek:

I liked algebra as it's satisfying when you crack it.

But when I progressed to Additional Maths, I found I reached a tipping point with it. Might also have been because the teacher was trying to cover the whole course in under 6 months!

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 12994999)
It came as a surprise.

Wait till you get it again in 26 years then.

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12995011)
......or we're both wrong. :eek:

I liked algebra as it's satisfying when you crack it.

But when I progressed to Additional Maths, I found I reached a tipping point with it. Might also have been because the teacher was trying to cover the whole course in under 6 months!

don't say that :eek:

so are eggs

posting up homework in future might have legs though, especially if its going to get harder.

cappuccinoeagle 16-05-2016 12:37 AM

Arsenal fans on Facebook orgasming cos they finished above Spurs. Someone should remind them they finished ten points behind Leicester,Spurs blew it,and the striker they were slagging off last week and most of the season scored a hat trick against a side that's Championship in all but name

cappuccinoeagle 16-05-2016 12:38 AM

The number 26 cards hung up by Chelsea fans for John Adolf Terry

PalaceNI 16-05-2016 06:40 AM

Steam trains.

elgin eagle 16-05-2016 07:24 AM

sleep deprivation

elgin eagle 16-05-2016 10:15 AM

Hertfortshire

evvo111 16-05-2016 11:07 AM

https://i.imgflip.com/1487m2.jpg


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