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Supa Pard 22-05-2016 11:30 PM

C*nts.

Chocky 23-05-2016 12:51 AM

24 hours later after a big beer session it kicks in more and now being f*cking bastard pissed off. I thought Puncheon had put the Hughes 26 year nightmare to rest.

BUGGERING F*CK AND C*NT.

Far East Eagle 23-05-2016 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhiannapaul (Post 13010370)
press embargo on current violent confrontations in calais due to brexit

travellers from the future

rudis flatop 23-05-2016 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13009189)
Not being able to go more than 5 minutes tonight and all day tomorrow and the next and whenever without thinking of what I saw and saying "oh f*cking hell" or "FFS" or "bloody hell bollocks". I just had a marvellous Croydon kebab ruined by eating it with misery.

Not being able to win just one trophy ever bloody ever.

This... Bar the kebab

CPFC2010ANDON 23-05-2016 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13009361)
We've never been in a League cup final.

I know. I am stating that I would like us to win one.

Far East Eagle 23-05-2016 02:22 AM

having to tell a student 'no sleeping' in an exam :banghead:

CT_Palace 23-05-2016 02:27 AM

United (the airline not the wankers... well... yes and them, but mainly the airline)

Flight to London on Thursday night: cancelled (managed to get on an earlier flight)
Flight back to NY today, delayed by 4 hours.

Atrocious airline.

jjeagle 23-05-2016 09:04 AM

People saying to me "Sorry about the result but did you enjoy the day?" **** off. The whole day revolves around the bloody result!! Off course l didn't enjoy the day. ****wits

elgin eagle 23-05-2016 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13011999)
United (the airline not the wankers... well... yes and them, but mainly the airline)

Flight to London on Thursday night: cancelled (managed to get on an earlier flight)
Flight back to NY today, delayed by 4 hours.

Atrocious airline.

United are still fecking with you into Monday. Print loads of :jerkit: symbols and decorate the plane with them.

Reps AJ 23-05-2016 10:28 AM

Work colleagues

ChaceTheAce 23-05-2016 10:31 AM

Mondays after losing the FA cup final and everybody going on with their lives as if nothing happened. :(

ChaceTheAce 23-05-2016 10:32 AM

The fact I can see Wembley arch from my work window makes me upset and it's going to make today very hard. :(

Michaelawt85 23-05-2016 12:12 PM

Wayne Rooney - never liked him totally over hyped
Ryan Giggs - his voice grates and he is in an absolute wrong un
Gazza - too young to remember his playing days but as a person I think he's simply the pits and treated his ex wife and kids appallingly
George best - same reason as above
Anyone given national treasure status by the paper's
Facebook attention seeking
People who drive up the middle of the road and won't get over and make room for you to pass
People.who don't flash lights or acknowledge when you pull in to let them pass
Kids on ******* scooters or more accurately.parents of said kids who say **** all when their little brat has almost taken your ankles out

Will be back when I think of more

elgin eagle 23-05-2016 12:17 PM

bbc radio 5 live for not describing the match action once on our 9 hour journey home, instead focussing purely on some speculation about the wankers muppet-like manager the whole fecking time.

Isle of Wight 23-05-2016 12:31 PM

The BBC website, AGAIN, for this new trend of "Magazine type" reporting. This time on China's scientific research. I want to read an article not scroll scroll scoll over pretty pictures to get to the next paragraph of text. Gave up halfway through.

Neil the Eagle 23-05-2016 10:35 PM

Adverts that have stripped back, slowed own piano covers with some insipid vocals. Just had That's Entertainment and Everybody's Free consecutively.

Absolute shite. If I wanna hear pared back, snail-paced covers with shit singing I'll record myself on the sodding ukulele.... grrr.

Eddie McGoldrick's tash 23-05-2016 11:41 PM

People on facebook putting Game of Thrones spoilers on their status

Maidstoned Eagle 24-05-2016 10:50 AM

People who say things like "we need to go out and buy a 15-20 goal a season striker" as if there's some kind of Strikers R Us store teams can go to

Nelson Muntz 24-05-2016 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil the Eagle (Post 13013978)
Adverts that have stripped back, slowed own piano covers with some insipid vocals. Just had That's Entertainment and Everybody's Free consecutively.

Absolute shite. If I wanna hear pared back, snail-paced covers with shit singing I'll record myself on the sodding ukulele.... grrr.

Add the version of Wonderful Life.
So soon after Colin Vearncombe passed away as well.
Sacrilege.

Nelson Muntz 24-05-2016 10:56 AM

People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

Maz 24-05-2016 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil the Eagle (Post 13013978)
Adverts that have stripped back, slowed own piano covers with some insipid vocals. Just had That's Entertainment and Everybody's Free consecutively.

Absolute shite. If I wanna hear pared back, snail-paced covers with shit singing I'll record myself on the sodding ukulele.... grrr.

When we are next in the cup final maybe you should release a ukulele version of GAO. I'd buy that!

Maidstoned Eagle 24-05-2016 11:17 AM

Spanish TV, Canal+ etc that seem to be able to show EVERY football match from around the world EXCEPT the FA Cup Final.

Adlerhorst 24-05-2016 12:36 PM

At the airport. My wallet doesn't appear to be.

****

My taxi driver is thrashing his Prius to get me home and back for my flight.

ChiswickEagle 24-05-2016 02:10 PM

The servers going down at my son's school for the second exam in succession. Haven't the kids got enough to worry about without exams being drawn out due to technology issues.

Maidstoned Eagle 24-05-2016 03:26 PM

Cant they use pen and paper?

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 24-05-2016 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil the Eagle (Post 13013978)
Adverts that have stripped back, slowed own piano covers with some insipid vocals. Just had That's Entertainment and Everybody's Free consecutively.

Absolute shite. If I wanna hear pared back, snail-paced covers with shit singing I'll record myself on the sodding ukulele.... grrr.

I agree with the fake "ooh - isn't that evocative" sentiment, just because you can hear the words. But I do point you towards Firestarter, covered by Torre Florim which I quite like.

The b*stard cousin of this has to be anything "...on the pan pipes" which pervade hotel restaurants the World over.

ceeby 24-05-2016 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nelson Muntz (Post 13014501)
People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

sellers who insist that you have to give them feedback first before you get theirs. Do one, I paid first, stick your feedback up yer quim

CT_Palace 24-05-2016 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nelson Muntz (Post 13014501)
People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

Even if they thought what you had sold them was shyte?

Latvian Eagle 24-05-2016 09:03 PM

Brett

TopKnot 24-05-2016 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 13014930)
The servers going down at my son's school for the second exam in succession. Haven't the kids got enough to worry about without exams being drawn out due to technology issues.

Why do they need servers to do exams? Genuine question, it was pen, paper and a calculator when I did mine years ago...

CT_Palace 24-05-2016 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13015775)
Why do they need servers to do exams? Genuine question, it was pen, paper and a calculator when I did mine years ago...

Feels like it was quill, parchment and difference engine when I did mine :(

CT_Palace 25-05-2016 05:00 AM

sitting through an ad break and then remembering you're watching a recording and should have used the FF.

Nostrils 25-05-2016 07:48 AM

Landlines that ring from both the base and the phone, often out of sync and sometimes with different ringtones that are far too loud.

Ardent Eagle Forever 25-05-2016 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13016187)
Landlines that ring from both the base and the phone, often out of sync and sometimes with different ringtones that are far too loud.

You can mute the base station sound you know.

Fatboy 25-05-2016 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nelson Muntz (Post 13014501)
People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

MODS: Please move this post to middle class problems

:supergrin:

Fatboy 25-05-2016 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13015775)
Why do they need servers to do exams? Genuine question, it was pen, paper and a calculator when I did mine years ago...

Surprised they are not doing exams "in the cloud"

Nostrils 25-05-2016 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 13016217)
You can mute the base station sound you know.

I work in other peoples houses, so might be a bit odd if the plumber starts tinkering with their phones. Good advice though.

Maidstoned Eagle 25-05-2016 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13016230)
I work in other peoples houses, so might be a bit odd if the plumber starts tinkering with their phones. Good advice though.

You could do what Eye Dee does, he blows them up. You could flood them.

Icy 25-05-2016 10:06 AM

Tartan patterned suits. Uglier than a fat girls mildew ridden fat fold.

ChiswickEagle 25-05-2016 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13015775)
Why do they need servers to do exams? Genuine question, it was pen, paper and a calculator when I did mine years ago...

My son has a slight educational disability and gets permission therefore to use a laptop in certain exams.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 25-05-2016 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 13016217)
You can mute the base station sound you know.

I regularly mute babestation. :p

Reps AJ 25-05-2016 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13016339)
Tartan patterned suits. Uglier than a fat girls mildew ridden fat fold.

I won't ask how you're in a position to make that comparison

Superfly 25-05-2016 12:26 PM

People who sign off an Email using only their first initial.

Especially if it's D as it looks like a blind grinning smilie.

ConCPFC 25-05-2016 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nelson Muntz (Post 13014501)
People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

I never, ever give feedback on eBay. Life is simply too short.

Isle of Wight 25-05-2016 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 13016918)
I never, ever give feedback on eBay. Life is simply too short.

But you can post here? ;)

Stellavista 25-05-2016 05:28 PM

People who take pictures of their food and post them on the interweb. F*ck off.

Far East Eagle 25-05-2016 06:01 PM

The new nationwide racist 'operation black vote' poster of a white man shouting at an Indian. Imagine the reaction if UKIP released a poster with some black youths mugging an old white lady? ******* double standards. Glad I left the UK

Isle of Wight 25-05-2016 06:23 PM

******* press one for this two for that then one for this and two for that then one for this and two for that half a dozen times before you can speak to someone. ARRRRGGGHH

Name and shame VODAFONE ..........Bastards

Jim Cannon 25-05-2016 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nelson Muntz (Post 13014501)
People who don't give feedback after you've sold something on eBay.

Only true if seller has given feedback first. As another poster said, the buyer pays up first, give them feedback there is no excuse not to.

Neil the Eagle 26-05-2016 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13014541)
When we are next in the cup final maybe you should release a ukulele version of GAO. I'd buy that!

I'll be dead by then...

And besides the Pet Shop Boys got there first (albeit not on a uke).



Arrrgh. My ears, they bleed... (and I'm a big PSB fan)

Johnnieboy 26-05-2016 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13017088)
******* press one for this two for that then one for this and two for that then one for this and two for that half a dozen times before you can speak to someone. ARRRRGGGHH

Name and shame VODAFONE ..........Bastards

Reducing their overheads by employing fewer staff and using a computer to sift calls instead, and passing the costs on to you in longer call charges whilst you press all those buttons, AND taking a share of those extra call charges as well. You pay them to save money and waste your time. Nice work if you can get it!!

Icy 26-05-2016 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 13016496)
I won't ask how you're in a position to make that comparison

Insert your own "Your mum / Wife / Girlfriend" joke here.

dowieslovechild 26-05-2016 09:35 AM

People who buy dogs, who live in a flat and then **** off to work; leaving the c**ing thing to bark all day. :veryangry

Chocky 26-05-2016 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dowieslovechild (Post 13017822)
People who buy dogs, who live in a flat and then **** off to work; leaving the c**ing thing to bark all day. :veryangry

100% uncaring cruel inconsiderate c*nts.

Stellavista 26-05-2016 05:03 PM

Dogs. Too many of those f*cking shitting machines around now.

Pub Idol 26-05-2016 05:05 PM

The Geordie on the One Show is still winding me up - So disingenuous. Terrible programme actually.

ConCPFC 26-05-2016 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13016967)
But you can post here? ;)

Only during working hours :p

elgin eagle 26-05-2016 08:28 PM

xenophobic morons who learn to use keyboards.

biggus mickus 26-05-2016 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dowieslovechild (Post 13017822)
People who buy dogs, who live in a flat and then **** off to work; leaving the c**ing thing to bark all day. :veryangry

That disgusts me too. They get home and treat the dog like a child. Seeing nothing wrong in what they are doing.

cappuccinoeagle 26-05-2016 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Idol (Post 13018502)
The Geordie on the One Show is still winding me up - So disingenuous. Terrible programme actually.

Tonight they had annoying Jack Whitehall on, flogging a new film he's made with Jennifer Aniston & Kate Hudson, no doubt its terrible

Jim Cannon 26-05-2016 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Idol (Post 13018502)
The Geordie on the One Show is still winding me up - So disingenuous. Terrible programme actually.

Top Tip: if a tv programme is rubbish, don't watch it

RobertCPFC 26-05-2016 10:21 PM

The Pardew out threads

PhuketEagle 27-05-2016 08:54 AM

Chinese (let's walk ten-abreast along this main road @ night just to annoy people while completely ignoring everyone & chattering gobbledegook incessantly amongst ourselves while playing with our mobiles. Tomorrow we can do it all again in the supermarket.)

mroakley9 27-05-2016 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13019221)
Chinese (let's walk ten-abreast along this main road @ night just to annoy people while completely ignoring everyone & chattering gobbledegook incessantly amongst ourselves while playing with our mobiles. Tomorrow we can do it all again in the supermarket.)

I live in Chinatown in Sydney and everyday it takes me all the mental strength I have to resist the urge to go on a genocidal rampage.

I love their food but.

Olympian2 27-05-2016 08:59 AM

9 minutes. 9 bloody minutes.

Reps AJ 27-05-2016 09:31 AM

The fact that I keep checking the transfer forum

Georgie Boy 27-05-2016 12:25 PM

Looking around today and realising everyone looks ******* miserable or stressed.

Terrace Bickle 27-05-2016 12:27 PM

People.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 27-05-2016 12:47 PM

Referendum debates. Nobody seems to have a clue what they are talking about.

kayjay 27-05-2016 03:23 PM

Two month long election campaigns.

C**ts should be given 48 hours to smear the other party and let us know where they're spending their 100 billion.

mroakley9 27-05-2016 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13019675)
Two month long election campaigns.

C**ts should be given 48 hours to smear the other party and let us know where they're spending their 100 billion.

And it's not even like we're blessed with entertaining leaders. Bill Shorten or Malcolm Turnbull? It's like choosing between a sponge or a mop. Except sponges and mops prove to be useful.

Mad Max 27-05-2016 03:29 PM

A*******s who throw fag but`s out car windows.Use the f*****g ash tray,that`s what it`s there for you c**t.

kayjay 27-05-2016 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13019680)
Bill Shorten or Malcolm Turnbull?

A packet of frozen baby peas has more personality than these two

mroakley9 27-05-2016 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13019689)
A packet of frozen baby peas has more personality than these two

Yep, for all of Tony's faults at least he was good for a laugh (mainly at his expense but still), but these two are two of the most nondescript politicians Australia has ever had

KYLIE MINEAGLE 27-05-2016 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13019703)
Yep, for all of Tony's faults at least he was good for a laugh (mainly at his expense but still), but these two are two of the most nondescript politicians Australia has ever had

Indeed but there are those who would have him back. Not the same without his three word catch phrases. I'm not one but some of pocket fascists in the liberals would.

Chocky 27-05-2016 05:52 PM

Australians who use the word 'but' at the end of a sentence.

Chocky 27-05-2016 05:55 PM

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Get F*CKED.

Supa Pard 27-05-2016 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max (Post 13019682)
A*******s who throw fag but`s out car windows.Use the f*****g ash tray,that`s what it`s there for you c**t.

Well that and 2 pence pieces but I agree with you on the whole.
I spent 100 quid on an electronic ciggy pack. Whilst driving down the road I forgot myself and chucked one of em out the window. D'oh!
Serves me right too. Littering fag end scum that I am!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 27-05-2016 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13019903)
Australians who use the word 'but' at the end of a sentence.

or the ones that answer all of their own questions?

what's your hobby sport?

what's your name Sheila?

etc

Supa Pard 27-05-2016 06:18 PM

People that refer to footballers by their christian names like they know them personally.

Obviously I've no problem with family and friends of footballers calling them by their christian names.

Chocky 27-05-2016 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 13019944)
People that refer to footballers by their christian names like they know them personally.

Obviously I've no problem with family and friends of footballers calling them by their christian names.

Spanish commentators who call Ronaldo, Cristiano.

Supa Pard 27-05-2016 06:25 PM

People that live in glass houses.
Non- stone throwing c*nts.

Stellavista 27-05-2016 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13019903)
Australians who use the word 'but' at the end of a sentence.

And everyone else who uses 'so' at the beginning of them.
It doesn't imbue your words with any more authority, you c*nts.

chrisophiex 27-05-2016 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13019971)
And everyone else who uses 'so' at the beginning of them.
It doesn't imbue your words with any more authority, you c*nts.


Look.....

Mad Max 27-05-2016 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 13019939)
Well that and 2 pence pieces but I agree with you on the whole.
I spent 100 quid on an electronic ciggy pack. Whilst driving down the road I forgot myself and chucked one of em out the window. D'oh!
Serves me right too. Littering fag end scum that I am!

At last,something on the BBS that`s given me a proper belly laugh.:p

cappuccinoeagle 27-05-2016 09:40 PM

Advert break on ITV a C######a ad not sure what for, followed by Winstone Bet 365

ElwissAtMemphis 27-05-2016 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 13019944)
People that refer to footballers by their christian names like they know them personally.

Have you never said "take him on Wilf" or "break his legs Damo"?

Worksop Palace 27-05-2016 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13020315)
Have you never said "take him on Wilf" or "break his legs Damo"?

Yup

Go on Wilfy

Skin him Yala

Do him Jed

Have him Damo

Smash him Scotty

All whilst Rooney had the ball

Supa Pard 27-05-2016 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13020315)
Have you never said "take him on Wilf" or "break his legs Damo"?

I'll accept that as I'm guilty of that sorta speak too. During a game.

It's in every day conversation that you just wanna stab the culprits in the eye with a pen when they talk like that.


Or is it just me?

Supa Pard 27-05-2016 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13020331)
Yup

Go on Wilfy

Skin him Yala

Do him Jed

Have him Damo

Smash him Scotty

All whilst Rooney had the ball

I was speaking to Joel (Ward) about it tother day and he agreed.

elgin eagle 27-05-2016 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13020331)
Yup

Go on Wilfy

Skin him Yala

Do him Jed

Have him Damo

Smash him Scotty

All whilst Rooney had the ball

I can confirm this is 100% true.

Georgie Boy 28-05-2016 01:07 AM

Every single Political argument boils down to jobs, growth, money and immigration.

Growth especially. Growth. Some dump ****s get turned on by the word and knod with approval every time it's muttered. Growth. Grrrr...

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13020528)
I can confirm this is 100% true.

:D

Maidstoned Eagle 28-05-2016 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13019954)
Spanish commentators who call Ronaldo, Cristiano.

Spanish newspapers who call him CR7

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 13020371)
I was speaking to Joel (Ward) about it tother day and he agreed.

Do you mean Wardo ?

WLYWLYAWYPWF 28-05-2016 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Georgie Boy (Post 13020668)
Some dump ****s get turned on by the word and knod with approval every time it's muttered. Growth. Grrrr...

Stig and his mates?

art malice 28-05-2016 12:59 PM

My son slagging Fireman Sam off when he used to love it

Yoda 28-05-2016 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13021116)
My son slagging Fireman Sam off when he used to love it

Don't worry, when he's a teenager revising for his summer exams, nostalgia will set in and he'll be saying how fondly he remembers watching Fireman Sam with you and wishes he could return to the simple life!

art malice 28-05-2016 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 13021145)
Don't worry, when he's a teenager revising for his summer exams, nostalgia will set in and he'll be saying how fondly he remembers watching Fireman Sam with you and wishes he could return to the simple life!

So true. I discarded Bod for years and now love it again

BERT'S HEAD 28-05-2016 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13021166)
So true. I discarded Bod for years and now love it again

I loved Rosie and Jim til they got involved in the swinging scene.


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