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RazorsEdge 27-12-2021 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 16176349)
And he almost gets it...and there was I thinking an innings defeat had been taken out of the equation

I did think where they were 30 runs ahead and with 3 wickets that we may not go the innings defeat way

Lol

Eagle's Nest 27-12-2021 09:06 AM

Unacceptably shit

Wolfnipplechips 27-12-2021 09:21 AM

Thank god we got rid of Burns.

Aki Aki Aki 27-12-2021 09:22 AM

We need a big performance from covid overnight.

Utterly pathetic, our batters look genuinely scared. The bowlers should be livid after putting in a performance themselves. To be slightly fair to batters, the preparation for this tour has been atrocious, but huge lessons must be learnt from this shambles, everything about this tour has been a disaster. A lot of heads must roll from top to bottom prior to the Windies tour in the spring.

Aki Aki Aki 27-12-2021 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16176394)
Thank god we got rid of Burns.

Yeah thankfully we did, because he is actually worse than the dross in the team now. If you hadn't noticed yet, his technique is not fit for a Sunday League bash let alone a Test match.

Jordan's Jacket 27-12-2021 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16176394)
Thank god we got rid of Burns.

Tbf I would have dropped Hameed rather than Burns. He is not and will never be a test ppener

Maiden Eagle 27-12-2021 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16176394)
Thank god we got rid of Burns.

No, now that our mate has declared that he is the worst ever batsman to ever represent England, their is no way back for him, I'm afraid.

Worksop Palace 27-12-2021 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16176394)
Thank god we got rid of Burns.

Absofvckinglutely

I mean, imagine being able to cope without his average of 12.75 in this series.

How will we survive in the test arena without this extraordinary talent.

You can see how he rose to the Surrey captaincy.

Worksop Palace 27-12-2021 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Maiden Eagle (Post 16176402)
No, now that our mate has declared that he is the worst ever batsman to ever represent England, their is no way back for him, I'm afraid.

If you can point me to that post, that would be great. And ‘no way back’? From what, knowing Burns is rubbish? Why would I want to row back from that obvious statement ?

Why do you and Nipple clamp keep bringing him up when he’s been dropped from the team?

Absolutely nothing to do with him being Surrey captain I’m sure. Absolutely positive in fact. Oh no, not at all.

Try and be honest (tough one for the nipple granted), if Burns played for Warwickshire, you’d have admitted he was shite months ago.

Wolfnipplechips 27-12-2021 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16176407)
If you can point me to that post, that would be great. And Ďno way backí? From what, knowing Burns is rubbish? Why would I want to row back from that obvious statement ?

Why do you and Nipple clamp keep bringing him up when heís been dropped from the team?

Absolutely nothing to do with him being Surrey captain Iím sure. Absolutely positive in fact. Oh no, not at all.

Try and be honest (tough one for the nipple granted), if Burns played for Warwickshire, youíd have admitted he was shite months ago.

Just **** off Workshop will you.

Itís not about you for once.

RazorsEdge 27-12-2021 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16176394)
Thank god we got rid of Burns.

He may have scored 30 something and let us all down again :)

Olympian2 27-12-2021 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16176407)
Why do you and Nipple clamp keep bringing him up when heís been dropped from the team?

Today, at 7:30am.....

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 16176361)
Iím once again amazed to see our top order fail miserably. Pea hearted and technically inept. Crawley is a rich manís Burns.


RazorsEdge 27-12-2021 09:52 AM

There is a lot to learn and analyse from this series for the back room staff, I can see they really earning their money

I wonder if we can have a team shrink? To help our players move forward like :)


I was watching a home made video by one of the English players(Dermot Reeve) of Englands tour of India in the 90’s or thereby they had in the team a coach and couple of back room staff and the spirit was up and they had Delhi belly and the rooms and facilities were minimum but the performance on the field was always positive and good.

Now we have an army of back room staff, one of the best facilities a team can have and yet they are scared of facing a ball……:WTAF, is this the snowflake team
Lol

0.bj 27-12-2021 09:56 AM

Gutless public school wankers

crystaljim 27-12-2021 09:59 AM

We did bowl exceptionally well.

I think most line ups would have been at least 2 down against that onslaught!

Thats all from me, I'll go back to enjoying the sniping! :D:hi:

RazorsEdge 27-12-2021 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by crystaljim (Post 16176437)
We did bowl exceptionally well.

I think most line ups would have been at least 2 down against that onslaught!

Thats all from me, I'll go back to enjoying the sniping! :D:hi:

They didnít just bowl well, the bowlers also batted very well to have a lead of 85.

RazorsEdge 27-12-2021 10:04 AM

I wonder if Glenn McGraths prediction will come true…

Aki Aki Aki 27-12-2021 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16176428)

I was watching a home made video by one of the English players(Dermot Reeve) of Englands tour of India in the 90’s or thereby they had in the team a coach and couple of back room staff and the spirit was up and they had Delhi belly and the rooms and facilities were minimum but the performance on the field was always positive and good.

Was that the 93 India tour, one of the biggest touring disasters in history, the one where India made us look like a team consisting of eleven Rory Burns ?

Worksop Palace 27-12-2021 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16176408)
Just **** off Workshop will you.

Itís not about you for once.

:D

Imagine posting that when youíve literally brought Burns up in your first post of the day.

Fíkin brilliant stuff

Aki Aki Aki 27-12-2021 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16176441)
I wonder if Glenn McGraths prediction will come trueÖ

Guaranteed :p


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