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Worksop Palace 23-06-2015 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12437053)
When people use my stuff without asking and don't bother cleaning up after. It's not hard to just ask ffs

That's class mates for you Dan

cantspell 23-06-2015 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pint of Speroni (Post 12438301)
People who are grammar Nazi's yet have the username cantspell.


Whoooossshhhh!!!

davech 23-06-2015 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12438305)
When the Red Cross did this to me twice in a week I stopped the original direct debit, I no longer give to any of the big charities

Cancer Research constantly badgered my pensioner mother to increase her donation, despite being asked and then told to stop by her, me and my sister. She had made a modest donation for years following the death of a friend. She now, reluctantly, no loner gives

Jim Cannon 23-06-2015 11:42 PM

The Scott Dann thread

PIE "N" MASH 24-06-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 12438278)
People that don't know the correct use of their , there. they're. People who don't use plurals and apostrophes properly ;)

Think I give a fvck, jog on:rolleyes:

elgin eagle 24-06-2015 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12438385)
The Scott Dann thread

^

Also the onset of hayfever.

Crozzy71 24-06-2015 09:16 AM

Still Timbo.

Nork1 24-06-2015 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12438385)
The Scott Dann thread

Transfer threads in general during the transfer window. A lot of speculation based on lazy journalism with posters spiralling into meltdown over unsubstantiated twitter rumours and Chinese whispers from so-called 'ITK' sources, usually ending up with Parish being abused and accused of lacking ambition for not holding on to our best players.

mroakley9 24-06-2015 12:33 PM

Having to clean up after cooking. Sometimes I'm in the mood for an extravagant feast, but the thought of having to clean it up afterwards means I usually end up eating 2 minute noodles

Chocky 24-06-2015 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12438765)
Having to clean up after cooking. Sometimes I'm in the mood for an extravagant feast, but the thought of having to clean it up afterwards means I usually end up eating 2 minute noodles

Two tiny noodles after wanting a huge feast?

chrisophiex 24-06-2015 04:00 PM

The use of the word Tech instead of technology

ConCPFC 24-06-2015 04:19 PM

"A REAL woman has curves." Said the curvy girl

"A REAL man goes to the gym." Said the guy who goes to the gym

"A REAL Palace fan hates Dougie Freedman." Says the Palace fan who hates Freedman

Your appearance, lifestyle choices and opinions don't make you better or worse than anyone else. Stop acting as if your opinions are facts by rendering any other views as invalid.

Dan Dare 24-06-2015 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 12437969)
Well I had a call from WWF asking to increase our monthly direct debit to help save some other animal (we sponsored a snow leopard & tiger as Christmas presents for the girls last year) - it took 5 minutes of spiel before I finally managed to convince him I couldn't commit to any increase, but as part of his 'closing statement' he said that he was obliged to tell me that he worked for a professional fundraising company who had been paid 204,000 :eek: by WWF for this campaign, but that they estimated it would raise an extra 1.6m over the next 4 years - I'm not convinced that it was a good use of funds!

I cancelled my membership with WWF as they were constantly asking me to increase my donation.

Nork1 24-06-2015 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 12437969)
Well I had a call from WWF asking to increase our monthly direct debit

I'd tell them where to go. They get paid a fortune and it's all choreographed anyway. They're not fooling anyone.

dave_who_ru 24-06-2015 08:44 PM

Companies ringing me up regarding my debts or my current debt management plan.

Rather than just saying 'I haven't got any debts' I decided to ask a few questions this time. I was told that my telephone number came from a survey completed in the previous 12 months stating that I had debt problems. I told the caller that 1. I don't complete surveys and 2. I haven't got any debts.

When I again queried how they got my number the caller said 'from the survey, how else would we get your number'. I suggested that was boll***ks and that they probably just had a list of numbers and hoped they might strike lucky. The lady did say that she would remove my name.

The company is Revive Solutions UK Ltd.

Who do I complain to as I must have had at least 4 calls in the last week.

squelchy18 24-06-2015 08:48 PM

Grown men calling girls "fit"

Jim Cannon 24-06-2015 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dave_who_ru (Post 12439397)
Companies ringing me up regarding my debts or my current debt management plan.

Rather than just saying 'I haven't got any debts' I decided to ask a few questions this time. I was told that my telephone number came from a survey completed in the previous 12 months stating that I had debt problems. I told the caller that 1. I don't complete surveys and 2. I haven't got any debts.

When I again queried how they got my number the caller said 'from the survey, how else would we get your number'. I suggested that was boll***ks and that they probably just had a list of numbers and hoped they might strike lucky. The lady did say that she would remove my name.

The company is Revive Solutions UK Ltd.

Who do I complain to as I must have had at least 4 calls in the last week.

Telephone Preference service, I think. Haven't used it myself but I think they can stop this crap.

Nork1 24-06-2015 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dave_who_ru (Post 12439397)
Companies ringing me up regarding my debts or my current debt management plan.

Rather than just saying 'I haven't got any debts' I decided to ask a few questions this time. I was told that my telephone number came from a survey completed in the previous 12 months stating that I had debt problems. I told the caller that 1. I don't complete surveys and 2. I haven't got any debts.

When I again queried how they got my number the caller said 'from the survey, how else would we get your number'. I suggested that was boll***ks and that they probably just had a list of numbers and hoped they might strike lucky. The lady did say that she would remove my name.

The company is Revive Solutions UK Ltd.

Who do I complain to as I must have had at least 4 calls in the last week.

Next time she calls tell her you're not wearing any pants and start breathing heavily.

Icy 25-06-2015 01:03 AM

Overly drunken idiots puking on my train carriage. I'm pissed but it's a Wednesday FFS (Murray).

Also ex's with emotional blackmail.

Skin Up 25-06-2015 01:31 AM

People who write stuff online that they would never in a million years say in public or publish it under their real name. I know that everyone who posts regulary on here (including myself) has probably done it on the BBS on a few occassions but I'm more thinking about the people who comment under news articles who probably do this multiple times daily. What is the point?

GorBlimey 25-06-2015 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 12437969)
Well I had a call from WWF asking to increase our monthly direct debit to help save some other animal (we sponsored a snow leopard & tiger as Christmas presents for the girls last year) - it took 5 minutes of spiel before I finally managed to convince him I couldn't commit to any increase, but as part of his 'closing statement' he said that he was obliged to tell me that he worked for a professional fundraising company who had been paid 204,000 :eek: by WWF for this campaign, but that they estimated it would raise an extra 1.6m over the next 4 years - I'm not convinced that it was a good use of funds!


WWF UKs total income rose seven per cent in 2014 financial year

WWF UK's total income for the year ending June 2014 rose to 62.2m, an increase of 3.8m, or 7 per cent, from the previous year.

A total of 19 people earned between 60,000 and 150,000, two more than 2013.

The highest earner, believed to be chief executive David Nussbaum, received 140,000 and 150,000, the same figure as he earned in 2013.

dave_who_ru 25-06-2015 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12439492)
Next time she calls tell her you're not wearing any pants and start breathing heavily.

:lux:

dave_who_ru 25-06-2015 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12439402)
Telephone Preference service, I think. Haven't used it myself but I think they can stop this crap.

I am registered but if you have replied to a survey or sign up to a website with your telephone number and opt to receive info from associated companies then it appears that you are back in play. I don't think it stops the Indians from calling.

mushroom 25-06-2015 04:10 PM

...looking after a neighbours 3 year old for 5 hours, because they're out of options and desperate... Only to find that the child's father was in alone.

Jim Cannon 25-06-2015 04:14 PM

People who think its ok to have a good chat at the cinema. Shut the feck up

dweedman 25-06-2015 04:34 PM

Football clubs (I'm looking at you, Arsenal and Chelsea) that hire flag wavers. What is the point? Just let fans bring their own for God's sake.

danpalace07 25-06-2015 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12440173)
Football clubs (I'm looking at you, Arsenal and Chelsea) that hire flag wavers. What is the point? Just let fans bring their own for God's sake.

Some kind of manufactured attempt by plastic clubs to jump on the ultras bandwagon after the likes of Dortmund have shown them up in the Champions League

Shipp Ahoy! 25-06-2015 05:49 PM

Everyone on buses. ***** the lot of them.

School kids that get on with their shit smelly fast food and leave it lying all over the place... the ones that get on one ******* stop because they're lazy and fat as **** to waddle 100 yards. How they also have no spacial awareness unless there is two seats free and cram the front of the bus so despite there bring room for a good couple of dozen people mean people can't get on.

Evertone seems to think buses are a free for all when they turn up and that it doesn't matter you have been waiting 20 minutes longer than them but push on anyway, usually stealing any remaining seats and making you stand up in the process.

Loud as **** tossers (usually school kids again) but also usually women, people on phones and groups of blokes of an age they should know so much better shouting loud enough to be heard at a heavy metal gig on a quiet bus.

Oh and those playing music loud off their phones and just as bad those who have headphones but have it so loud they might as well not have bothered! Probably the same people that need to shout at 100 decibels to each other as above.

:veryangry

End of rant.

Andy in Rome 25-06-2015 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12440173)
Football clubs (I'm looking at you, Arsenal and Chelsea) that hire flag wavers. What is the point? Just let fans bring their own for God's sake.

If the Arsenal fans don't see the flags waving - how will they know when to celebrate a goal?

To$$ers

Adlerhorst 25-06-2015 05:54 PM

The train line app.

Lies! Expensive lies!

elgin eagle 25-06-2015 06:02 PM

People who fill the sugar bowl up to overflowing so sugar goes everywhere.

Gooders 25-06-2015 07:53 PM

The M25

Jay_eagle 25-06-2015 08:06 PM

Leaving the milk out......... Oh and Royal Blood.

When are people going to realise they are not that good? F**k off Radio 1.

Shipsisourking 25-06-2015 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jay_eagle (Post 12440462)
Leaving the milk out......... Oh and Royal Blood.

When are people going to realise they are not that good? F**k off Radio 1.

With you on Royal Blood, radio 1's latest "oh look, we found a band" band. Bunch of wankers.

thereichstuff 25-06-2015 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Shipsisourking (Post 12440525)
With you on Royal Blood, radio 1's latest "oh look, we found a band" band. Bunch of wankers.

And they're weeds :hmph:

Norman Nigel 25-06-2015 09:07 PM

'Have you had anything from the minibar' ?

Well why are you asking me if you send someone up to check before i can pay my bill anyway ?

danpalace07 26-06-2015 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jay_eagle (Post 12440462)
Leaving the milk out......... Oh and Royal Blood.

When are people going to realise they are not that good? F**k off Radio 1.

their one gimmick is making a bass guitar sound like a normal one. Wow.

elgin eagle 26-06-2015 12:52 AM

Teenagers.

davech 26-06-2015 01:03 AM

The cringeworthy Irn Bru ads.

Are they meant to be funny? Or are they cleverly self-deprecating in a way that goes way over my head?

I've now changed my mind. Come the revolution, it won't be Health & Safety first up against the wall - it will Advertising Agencies.

Little Fozzie 26-06-2015 01:24 AM

People who listen to Radio 1, who don't like Radio 1

Gooders 26-06-2015 03:20 PM

Autoglass. When did they become so shit?

I used them years ago without problems but Bobsta has had a mare with them.

Day 1 - Chip in windscreen

Day 3 - Autoglass came to fix it. Turned it into a crack. 10 days until they could get him a new windscreen. 10 ******* days!

Day 10 - Autoglass call him with 1 hour left of the day for which the appointment was made and say they may not get to him. He needs the car so he re-schedules for the next day.

Books the day off after being promised that they would be with him between 9am and 11am.

Day 11 - 30 minutes before 11am he gets a call to say that they "can't find his windscreen". How the **** were they going to fit it the day before if they haven't even got it? He gets a bit stroppy (not stroppy enough, IMHO) and gets them to promise that they will be with him on Sunday between 9am and 1pm whilst he's at work.

10 minutes later the fitter turns up but without a windscreen. Gets on to his boss and arranges to have one delivered so starts work removing the windscreen.

1 hour later geezer turns up with the replacement windscreen. It's the wrong one.

Fitter puts old cracked windscreen back in but can't get the trim to go back on so now Bobsta has a cracked windscreen that isn't secured at the top nearly two weeks after sustaining a minor chip.

Autoglass now promise that they will fix it Sunday as promised earlier this morning.

Their adverts promise that they can fix chips before they turn into cracks - they can't. They state that it's free for people that are Fully Comp - it isn't, they charged 25 for the bodged repair.

In short they are ******* useless and I can only assume that it is the fact that they have cornered the market and don't really face much in the way of competition that has turned them into such a ******* useless organisation. :veryangry

danpalace07 26-06-2015 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 12440865)
The cringeworthy Irn Bru ads.

Are they meant to be funny? Or are they cleverly self-deprecating in a way that goes way over my head?

I've now changed my mind. Come the revolution, it won't be Health & Safety first up against the wall - it will Advertising Agencies.

So glad I don't watch live TV these days.

Chris K 26-06-2015 05:33 PM

Advance train fares that give you 45-50 minutes to use the tube to get between mainline stations in London so that if your original train gets cancelled the ridiculous amount of time given means that despite the inconvenience you still don't have enough of a delay to hit them up for the 'Delay Repay' scheme.

For example yesterday I arrived at 16:15 at Peterborough station for the 16:25 to Kings X only to find that it had been cancelled with the next being at 16:50. Given the stress of the situation I had to go to the hotel bar opposite and console myself with a pint of cider and some sausage and mustard crisps safe in the knowledge that the delays would lead to my delay repay submission being upheld therefore covering the cost of my consolation and make a fiver out of it.

However, even with the 5 minute delay of the 16:50 I still arrived only 11 minutes later than the time set out on my ticket leaving me a fiver out of pocket. It's just not cricket

davech 26-06-2015 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12441549)
So glad I don't watch live TV these days.

Never watch it, no idea what you are on about, so I had to google it. Still none the wiser.

My senses are assaulted while watching things like CBS Reality (for Star Trek and Judge Judy), and CBS Action (now that they are repeating Ultimate Force). Later evenings are for Mystery Diners and Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on the Food Network.

BBC4 is excellent for late night/early morning TV. They should put a lot of it on earlier rather some of the shite they broadcast. Plus none of it has bloody adverts :lux:

Less so BBC3 (Don't Tell the Bride, Eastenders repeats, as if once is not enough, Boozed-up Morons and Russell Fcukin' Howard - what is it about so-called comedians called Russell?. The only worth-while thing is the occasional Top Gear repeat. Not surprised that dross is going. So I will now add BBC3 to the list of things that annoy me.

Such is the fate of only having Freeview.

So, is live tv worth it and where do I find it???

elgin eagle 26-06-2015 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 12441643)
Never watch it, no idea what you are on about, so I had to google it. Still none the wiser.

My senses are assaulted while watching things like CBS Reality (for Star Trek and Judge Judy), and CBS Action (now that they are repeating Ultimate Force). Later evenings are for Mystery Diners and Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on the Food Network.

BBC4 is excellent for late night/early morning TV. They should put a lot of it on earlier rather some of the shite they broadcast. Plus none of it has bloody adverts :lux:

Less so BBC3 (Don't Tell the Bride, Eastenders repeats, as if once is not enough, Boozed-up Morons and Russell Fcukin' Howard - what is it about so-called comedians called Russell?. The only worth-while thing is the occasional Top Gear repeat. Not surprised that dross is going. So I will now add BBC3 to the list of things that annoy me.

Such is the fate of only having Freeview.

So, is live tv worth it and where do I find it???

http://kodi.tv/download/

https://seo-michael.co.uk/how-to-ins...for-kodi-xbmc/

Good site for free music, films, football, etc as well.

Lemming 26-06-2015 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 12440865)
I've now changed my mind. Come the revolution, it won't be Health & Safety first up against the wall - it will Advertising Agencies.

Unless they can start coming up with ads like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI

Nork1 27-06-2015 05:34 PM

Extremely busy supermarket, 2 self-service checkouts out of 4 working, mother decides it's a good time to make a game of it and let her 3 year old scan every ******* item in a trolley. Ooooh, who's a clever girl? You've been there 15 ******* minutes and your kid has either scanned things 3 times or not at all, the assistant is getting ****ed off with you calling her over every 30 seconds and now there's a massive queue of pissed off people who don't think your kid is cute and who want to put your ******* head through the scanner. BEEP that you ******.
I ******* hate you and I ******* hate your nauseating little shit of a child. Forgive me if I don't share your parental pride you oblivious ****.

YASSA the PALACETINIAN 27-06-2015 06:12 PM

When Mike Bushell appears on TV.
Such an annoying little cretin.

chav_hater 27-06-2015 08:53 PM

The whole situation with that Big Issue seller (Sharon?) at London Bridge.

postman plod 27-06-2015 09:13 PM

Louis Walsh, C..T:veryangry

Harry Bassett 27-06-2015 09:29 PM

So much easier to put everyone and everything!

But I do accept that moaning can be so satisfying.

ChiswickEagle 28-06-2015 12:40 PM

Litter. Just put it in a bin.

chrisophiex 28-06-2015 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12443486)
Litter. Just put it in a bin.

Don't get me started .... Saw someone getting into their car yesterday and before he got in he threw away some sort of packaging from a sandwich or something . JUST PUT IT IN YOUR CAR UNTIL YOU GET HOME !!! :veryangry

Yoda 28-06-2015 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12443503)
Don't get me started .... Saw someone getting into their car yesterday and before he got in he threw away some sort of packaging from a sandwich or something . JUST PUT IT IN YOUR CAR UNTIL YOU GET HOME !!! :veryangry

I can't understand that mentality....why do they think that their litter is someone else's responsibility to deal with?

A dog walker friend has seen people pull into a lay-by near her route, change a baby and leave the nappy beside the road. Nice.

chrisophiex 28-06-2015 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12443529)
I can't understand that mentality....why do they think that their litter is someone else's responsibility to deal with?

A dog walker friend has seen people pull into a lay-by near her route, change a baby and leave the nappy beside the road. Nice.

Just makes you wonder what other "standards" they keep in their everyday lives ?

Isle of Wight 29-06-2015 12:30 AM

The commentator on this clip about Chile. Why is he calling them Chilay???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33278344

Icy 29-06-2015 04:27 PM

People that take selfies. Anyone taking a selfie should be beaten to death with their own selfie stick.

Chocky 29-06-2015 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12442733)
Extremely busy supermarket, 2 self-service checkouts out of 4 working, mother decides it's a good time to make a game of it and let her 3 year old scan every ******* item in a trolley. Ooooh, who's a clever girl? You've been there 15 ******* minutes and your kid has either scanned things 3 times or not at all, the assistant is getting ****ed off with you calling her over every 30 seconds and now there's a massive queue of pissed off people who don't think your kid is cute and who want to put your ******* head through the scanner. BEEP that you ******.
I ******* hate you and I ******* hate your nauseating little shit of a child. Forgive me if I don't share your parental pride you oblivious ****.

I hope she choked on her Jelly Tots.

EagleSE24 29-06-2015 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12442852)
The whole situation with that Big Issue seller (Sharon?) at London Bridge.

She has started to post more upbeat messages now though.

EagleSE24 29-06-2015 05:06 PM

Groups of people who insist on walking 3 or 4 abreast on down the pavement. Worse still when they all link arms. Always completely oblivious to those trying to overtake.

I'm fairly sure I'm the only person in London that has anywhere to go and an idea of how to get there. Even walking across London Bridge to the station, there is literally no one in a hurry or indeed with any sense of urgency whatsoever. Does the entire population bar me manage to plan so fastidiously as to their train times that they're able to amble along without a care in the world and make their train with time to spare?

Real Londoners walk fast, they walk through tourists photos during rush hour. Where are they all?

henryhallandhisbasque 29-06-2015 05:09 PM

Stuck at a Tesco petrol station forecourt waiting for a pump to free up. Man in white van using pump where I have parked up behind decides to walk off, get some tissue and start meticulously wiping some diesel spillage by his fuel flap. Wipes and wipes and wipes, then goes over to an older lady alongside, walks off and comes back with tissue and points to her fuel spillage, too. Now leaves perfectly safe and speedy pay at pump option and buggers off to join back of very long queue. Other pumps becoming free but taken by cars after me. Reaching the point of red mist, shout something disgusting based around Tesco being an effing s***hole and drive to Asda where I find they've ran out of diesel!!

Mr Statto 29-06-2015 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12444632)
Groups of people who insist on walking 3 or 4 abreast on down the pavement. Worse still when they all link arms. Always completely oblivious to those trying to overtake.

I'm fairly sure I'm the only person in London that has anywhere to go and an idea of how to get there. Even walking across London Bridge to the station, there is literally no one in a hurry or indeed with any sense of urgency whatsoever. Does the entire population bar me manage to plan so fastidiously as to their train times that they're able to amble along without a care in the world and make their train with time to spare?

Real Londoners walk fast, they walk through tourists photos during rush hour. Where are they all?

[emoji112]

I always forget when I have Mrs Statto with me that she's not as adept as me at spotting & exploiting gaps & invariably turn round to discover she's 4 or 5 people behind me on the escalator

Chocky 29-06-2015 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 12444680)
[emoji112]

I always forget when I have Mrs Statto with me that she's not as adept as me at spotting & exploiting gaps & invariably turn round to discover she's 4 or 5 people behind me on the escalator

You need a lead!

Vince Hilaire's Afro 29-06-2015 06:53 PM

Someone has to tell old women that the perfect pack of bacon simply doesn't exist, and you're as well picking up the first pack in the pile rather than sifting through every single one

Tony Montana 29-06-2015 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12442852)
The whole situation with that Big Issue seller (Sharon?) at London Bridge.

Is she the one who has that board with a very similar message on it every day?

wedgetail 29-06-2015 08:05 PM

I know that it is just a sign of getting old but I really enjoy this thread.

viking's no1 29-06-2015 08:18 PM

Flies. Open a window because of the effing heat and within 10 secs there's a little git buzzing around. I've then got to get out of my chair again to get the electric tennis bat fly killer and when I come back he's gone.

dweedman 29-06-2015 10:30 PM

In line with Wimbledon being on right now, TV tennis commentators. They have no right to exist, I turned the channel on to watch tennis, not listen to stories about the players' personal lives.

in-exile 29-06-2015 10:36 PM

These ****ers always on in between programmes on Sky!... Hate the bald twat...

in-exile 29-06-2015 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12444895)
Flies. Open a window because of the effing heat and within 10 secs there's a little git buzzing around. I've then got to get out of my chair again to get the electric tennis bat fly killer and when I come back he's gone.

I love my tennis zappy bat thing.. :p

CT_Palace 29-06-2015 10:42 PM

Students.
They (he :veryangry) comes home from Uni, the food bills sky-rocket, the washing machine doesn't stop, the car suddenly has a couple more dings, despite the washing machine going 24/7 there's dirty clothes lying all over the fecking place, my life-blood espresso coffee machine breaks when he's using it (camel/straw) etc etc

PIE "N" MASH 30-06-2015 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12445050)
Students.
They (he :veryangry) come home from Uni, the food bills sky-rocket, the washing machine doesn't stop, the car suddenly has a couple more dings, despite the washing machine going 24/7 there's dirty clothes lying all over the fecking place, my life-blood espresso coffee machine breaks when he's using it (camel/straw) etc etc

At least wait for him to finish uni.You know, when he moves back in full time:D

viking's no1 30-06-2015 01:42 PM

Tesco 'Luxury' Toilet Paper. It's not. It's not even Andrex Classic quality. It's a hybrid of the greaseproof paper you used to get in infants. Disappointed to find there are 12 rolls to be got rid of.

viking's no1 30-06-2015 01:43 PM

The wife for buying Tesco 'Luxury' Toilet paper.

breagle 30-06-2015 02:01 PM

Ed Sheeren - whiney and ginger not a good combo. Years ago we had rock pop stars that looked the part. Ed looks like a nerd (ok buddy holly did but he could sing) and Ed should be in a library.

One where they rigidly enforce the silence rule would be good

Chocky 30-06-2015 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12445036)
In line with Wimbledon being on right now, TV tennis commentators. They have no right to exist, I turned the channel on to watch tennis, not listen to stories about the players' personal lives.

Andy Murray's mum. F*ck OFF.

Andy Murray. F*ck off as well.

Andy Murray's missus. Show us yer minge.

Chocky 30-06-2015 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breagle (Post 12445773)
Years ago we had rock pop stars that looked the part.

http://i2.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sco.../Gary%20Gitter

PIE "N" MASH 30-06-2015 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12445867)
Andy Murray's mum. F*ck OFF.

Andy Murray. F*ck off as well.

Andy Murray's missus. Show us yer minge.

:D:D

Santos-er 30-06-2015 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12445872)

Is that Murray on a good hair day?

Chocky 30-06-2015 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Santos-er (Post 12446252)
Is that Murray on a good hair day?

Looks more like a raving noncecase on a pre pubescent Bay City Roller fan enthusiast day to me.

davech 30-06-2015 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12445755)
Tesco 'Luxury' Toilet Paper. It's not. It's not even Andrex Classic quality. It's a hybrid of the greaseproof paper you used to get in infants. Disappointed to find there are 12 rolls to be got rid of.

Iceland Petal Soft. 4 rolls for 1. Good stuff :p

Yoda 30-06-2015 08:35 PM

Popped into TESCO today and I thought of this thread when the lady in front started fishing about in her purse before handing over small, crumpled vouchers.
The cashier had to then flatten them out, squint at the tiny writing before attempting to key the codes in, one by one.
Some weren't valid.....FFS at least check your vouchers are current, the rest of us have better things to do than watch this going on.
Her bill was 78 and she got about 25p off. She probably did that by buying something she didn't really want anyway!

glenn.f 30-06-2015 09:34 PM

Moles of the burrowing kind. I'm no posh garden freak but those little bastards demolish your garden within minutes......you little ****** I now have three traps with your name on.

Winny 30-06-2015 09:36 PM

The cabaye thread

CT_Palace 30-06-2015 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12446422)
Moles of the burrowing kind. I'm no posh garden freak but those little bastards demolish your garden within minutes......you little ****** I now have three traps with your name on.

Philby?

glenn.f 30-06-2015 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12446435)
Philby?

Eh ?? You've lost me.

Maz 30-06-2015 09:58 PM

Burgess?

Breaking rocks 30-06-2015 10:03 PM

McClean?

Isle of Wight 30-06-2015 10:13 PM

The new bbc news app. Old one much better with more info

civil eagle 30-06-2015 10:25 PM

Updates to apps/software that claim to improve functionality but instead ruin what ever the app/software originally did

Eagle El 30-06-2015 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12446516)
Updates to apps/software that claim to improve functionality but instead ruin what ever the app/software originally did

mobile phone updates...you get used to what you have, then it's all over the place!

Jack Regan 30-06-2015 10:48 PM

People who can't pronounce what this is '*'

It's a ruddy asterisk, OK?

as-ter-isk.

Not an aksteriks, or a astrix, or anything else. It's not difficult.

whoisdanze? 30-06-2015 11:45 PM

People that have whistles in their nose.
I hate that insanely.

Salad_Burnet 30-06-2015 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12446295)
Popped into TESCO today and I thought of this thread when the lady in front started fishing about in her purse before handing over small, crumpled vouchers.
The cashier had to then flatten them out, squint at the tiny writing before attempting to key the codes in, one by one.
Some weren't valid.....FFS at least check your vouchers are current, the rest of us have better things to do than watch this going on.
Her bill was 78 and she got about 25p off. She probably did that by buying something she didn't really want anyway!

I once (only once) held up a supermarket queue. I'd mistakenly picked up a tin of tomatoes ripped out of a multi-pack, so it didn't have a barcode. The cashier didn't know what to do and neither did I, but this bloke behind me grew so frustrated with the hold-up he took my can of tomatoes out of the cashier's hand, stormed off to the tin of tomatoes section and eventually came back with one that did have a barcode. Only when I got home did I realise it was a can of tomatoes alright, but mixed with f****** garlic. How disgusting. It literally ruined my weekend I was so angry.

elgin eagle 30-06-2015 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by whoisdanze? (Post 12446634)
People that have whistles in their nose.
I hate that insanely.

http://i.imgur.com/R3Cu9Qfl.jpg?1

Whichever bastards who steal Cabaye from us with a late bid.

Breaking rocks 01-07-2015 04:15 PM

Sky Sports News inability to talk about the Ashes without mentioning ******* sledging.

Dan Dare 01-07-2015 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12447548)
Sky Sports News inability to talk about the Ashes without mentioning ******* sledging.

Now that is just ridiculous. There's not likely to be snow in this heat after all.

Nork1 01-07-2015 06:16 PM

Lickspittle politicians and civil servants who name or rename things after the queen. Queen Elizabeth Park? **** off, it's the Olympic Park. What the **** has she got to do with it? Queen Elizabeth II Bridge? Why? I doubt the miserable old ******* trout has ever been stuck for 2 hours queueing to get on the ******* thing. And what was wrong with 'Dartford Crossing'? It says where it is and what it does.
New aircraft carrier? We need a name... hmmm, a nation with centuries of maritime history... let's call it... HMS Queen ******* Elizabeth II.
Use your ******* imaginations you toadying *****.

elgin eagle 01-07-2015 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12447770)
Lickspittle politicians and civil servants who name or rename things after the queen. Queen Elizabeth Park? **** off, it's the Olympic Park. What the **** has she got to do with it? Queen Elizabeth II Bridge? Why? I doubt the miserable old ******* trout has ever been stuck for 2 hours queueing to get on the ******* thing. And what was wrong with 'Dartford Crossing'? It says where it is and what it does.
New aircraft carrier? We need a name... hmmm, a nation with centuries of maritime history... let's call it... HMS Queen ******* Elizabeth II.
Use your ******* imaginations you toadying *****.

:)

'fecking expensive borrowed plane-ship'

art malice 01-07-2015 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12447770)
Lickspittle politicians and civil servants who name or rename things after the queen. Queen Elizabeth Park? **** off, it's the Olympic Park. What the **** has she got to do with it? Queen Elizabeth II Bridge? Why? I doubt the miserable old ******* trout has ever been stuck for 2 hours queueing to get on the ******* thing. And what was wrong with 'Dartford Crossing'? It says where it is and what it does.
New aircraft carrier? We need a name... hmmm, a nation with centuries of maritime history... let's call it... HMS Queen ******* Elizabeth II.
Use your ******* imaginations you toadying *****.

:)

Or at least balance it out and call bad things after her, like the Queen Elizabeth II split bellenditis, or the Queen Elizabeth II reverse wheelbarrow bumsplodge


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