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xmasape 10-09-2015 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12573352)
Xmas.

And not the time of year.

People typing or writing 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

What?

stinky 10-09-2015 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmasape (Post 12573527)
What?

Do you not understand what I'm saying, or not understand why it annoys me?

If it's the former.. I get annoyed when people write 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

Stellavista 10-09-2015 05:19 PM

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...&tid=140464223

GJN 10-09-2015 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12573472)
Playing a game of five a side and being the last player picked :grrr: :(:sob:

Get the organiser to pick the teams so no one gets shamed :p

Jim Cannon 10-09-2015 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinky (Post 12573536)
Do you not understand what I'm saying, or not understand why it annoys me?

If it's the former.. I get annoyed when people write 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

Think the poster's name has something to do with the post:D

Chocky 10-09-2015 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12573574)
Think the poster's name has something to do with the post:D

Who? Christmasgorilla?

xmasape 10-09-2015 08:09 PM

I should have picked a better name.

CT_Palace 10-09-2015 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmasape (Post 12573738)
I should have picked a better name.

Noel Baboon perhaps?

xmasape 10-09-2015 08:12 PM

Not bad.

It was the name of my football team at the time I signed up to theead bbs. Never thought it would stir controversy.

How about Yuletide Orangutan?

Chocky 10-09-2015 08:18 PM

Mince pie nipplechips?

xmasape 10-09-2015 08:46 PM

Sold. I'll take 2.

stinky 10-09-2015 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12573574)
Think the poster's name has something to do with the post:D

Oh! Ha! I hadn't noticed.

Wolfnipplechips 10-09-2015 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12573749)
Mince pie nipplechips?

Copyright

Isle of Wight 11-09-2015 10:31 AM

Wankers who block up the aisles on aircraft to get their luggage down when the plane's on fire.

mroakley9 11-09-2015 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12574278)
Wankers who block up the aisles on aircraft to get their luggage down when the plane's on fire.

There's no point surviving if you can't bring your iPad with you

DocSavage 11-09-2015 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12574278)
Wankers who block up the aisles on aircraft to get their luggage down when the plane's on fire.

the very same people who get up to extract their bags and whilst the planes still taxiing for some bizarre reason

quick before the doors open!

elgin eagle 11-09-2015 12:42 PM

Marvelling at how, despite a week of unheard of uninterrupted sun and dry weather, the grass still manages to stick to the inside of the lawnmower instead of going inside the poxy collection box thing.

Mark_cpfc 11-09-2015 12:46 PM

PPI phonecalls, I've had 5 this morning!

Feck off!!!!

Isle of Wight 11-09-2015 04:28 PM

Kids that turn up to football training with no shin pads as they want to copy the Jack Grealish look.

Jim Cannon 11-09-2015 04:51 PM

Our so called fans who say player X is shit because he didn't have a great debut just stop it

dweedman 11-09-2015 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_cpfc (Post 12574436)
PPI phonecalls, I've had 5 this morning!

Feck off!!!!

Not as bad as frequently getting called by people saying that they "know" I've been in a car accident recently, then when I say I don't even drive they don't even bother to say "OK sorry bye", they just immediately hang up.

Ron Dodgers 11-09-2015 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_cpfc (Post 12574436)
PPI phonecalls, I've had 5 this morning!

Feck off!!!!

Have you tried the Telephone Preference Service?

It won't stop all the calls, but I've had good results from it, and it's free.

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html

CT_Palace 11-09-2015 05:48 PM

that fact that I have to pay a monthly charge to NOT have my telephone number listed.

Wolfnipplechips 11-09-2015 05:54 PM

The fact that Guides starts again tonight and I have to pick my daughter up at 9pm on a Friday night........and I really fancy a couple of pints.

Vendy 11-09-2015 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12574872)
The fact that Guides starts again tonight and I have to pick my daughter up at 9pm on a Friday night........and I really fancy a couple of pints.

I used to hate that, luckily only two of the three did it. 5 years I put up with it. Going to enjoy my couple of pints tonight even more now you have reminded me.

Vendy 11-09-2015 06:02 PM

My email address being used by all the schools and then me getting a bollocking for forgetting to tell everyone what is going on. My wife uses my email because she hardly reads hers.. I think it so she can blame someone else for forgetting. Schools putting out the begging bowl for books etc.

Isle of Wight 12-09-2015 10:00 AM

The fact that I have bought lots of Palace shirts for my son but won't let him wear them for training as I want to keep them pristine. Match days OK, but training no.

dweedman 12-09-2015 11:57 AM

People that slate people who go Wetherspoons. Better than most miserable drabby local pubs.

jono cp 12-09-2015 12:01 PM

indians on facebook who say 'man city for life'

Jim Cannon 12-09-2015 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12575510)
The fact that I have bought lots of Palace shirts for my son but won't let him wear them for training as I want to keep them pristine. Match days OK, but training no.

Not as bad as what happened to a kid I knew growing up in the 70s. He was a Manure fan and his mum would only let him wear his shirt indoors in case it got dirty:D

dweedman 12-09-2015 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jono cp (Post 12575661)
indians on facebook who say 'man city for life'

Oh my god, this.

Also anyone in South London who wears any sort of Manchester City gear. It's akin to wearing a shirt that says "I have 0 knowledge of football".

Nork1 12-09-2015 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12575657)
People that slate people who go Wetherspoons. Better than most miserable drabby local pubs.

Better than most pretentious wanky extortionately overpriced up their own arse food on a ******* B&Q slate effect floor tile gastropubs as well.

Nork1 12-09-2015 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12575662)
Not as bad as what happened to a kid I knew growing up in the 70s. He was a Manure fan and his mum would only let him wear his shirt indoors in case it got dirty:D

In the '70s it was probably to stop the little shit deservedly getting his head kicked in.

Chocky 12-09-2015 01:12 PM

Citroen cars that have mattresses glued to the sides.

dweedman 12-09-2015 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12575744)
Better than most pretentious wanky extortionately overpriced up their own arse food on a ******* B&Q slate effect floor tile gastropubs as well.

Very true. I weep a little every time my mates say to meet up in Westow House for a drink. Decent pub but so overpriced and the food is just posh restaurant crap.

mroakley9 12-09-2015 02:39 PM

Mark Bosnich

Worksop Palace 12-09-2015 03:35 PM

Injuries to key players just before we play one of the best teams on the planet

WLYWLYAWYPWF 12-09-2015 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12576093)
Injuries to key players just before we play one of the best teams on the planet

Are you a Man City fan? :D

mroakley9 12-09-2015 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12575951)
Mark Bosnich

Maybe my hearing has let me down, but I'm 98% sure he's just called Zaha 'William Zaha'. And if he did, that annoys me.

Worksop Palace 12-09-2015 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12576104)
Are you a Man City fan? :D

:lux:

Nork1 12-09-2015 05:59 PM

Nasri.

glenn.f 12-09-2015 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12575510)
The fact that I have bought lots of Palace shirts for my son but won't let him wear them for training as I want to keep them pristine. Match days OK, but training no.

If he's got lots of em why can't he wear an old one for training at the least. Can you not imagine the pride of the lad wearing his badge of honour amongst his team mates. Can't wear them all on match day.

CT_Palace 12-09-2015 07:20 PM

Losing in the last minute :sob:

Wolfnipplechips 12-09-2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12576714)
Nasri.

Quite.

What an odious little shit.

Oddjob 12-09-2015 09:22 PM

People who say 'where has the time gone'

Well it's passed, as time does, always has, and always will.

Salad_Burnet 12-09-2015 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12577181)
People who say 'where has the time gone'

Well it's passed, as time does, always has, and always will.

I said this very same thing today when looking at the TV listings for Film4 tonight. This is England (the original film) is on, and next to it was the year it was made, 2006.

2006!

Where's the time gone?

Worksop Palace 12-09-2015 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12577181)
People who say 'where has the time gone'

Well it's passed, as time does, always has, and always will.

Does seem to go quicker when you get older though , although clearly 60 seconds is exactly the same now as it was 30 yeas ago

CT_Palace 12-09-2015 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12577195)
Does seem to go quicker when you get older though , although clearly 60 seconds is exactly the same now as it was 30 yeas ago

what about inflation?

ExiledStirling 12-09-2015 09:48 PM

******* waiters who when I was out for lunch with Bubbs11 today asked him if I was his dad :veryangry

keltic eagle 12-09-2015 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12577216)
******* waiters who when I was out for lunch with Bubbs11 today asked him if I was his dad :veryangry

:D
Dad or grandad?

ExiledStirling 12-09-2015 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keltic eagle (Post 12577222)
:D
Dad or grandad?

Cheers stick the boot in why don't you :grrr:

(don't you dare slip anyone a fiver tomorrow to say the same thing :))

davech 12-09-2015 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12577195)
Does seem to go quicker when you get older though , although clearly 60 seconds is exactly the same now as it was 30 yeas ago

It is indeed down to time perception.

When you were 6 or 7, a week was a significant part of the time you had experienced.

When you reach my age, it is a tiny drop in the ocean :D

Dunkie 12-09-2015 10:13 PM

Saturday night TV. i really don't need to see people who can't answer straightforward general knowledge question or seek their escape from sink estates by warbling averagely in my house.

loz 12-09-2015 11:24 PM

Prats that drive down the holmesdale road hooting at the 1000s of fellow palace fans to get out of the way, then calling them cxxts when they can't get through.

elgin eagle 12-09-2015 11:25 PM

Ping Pong train announcements every 5 minutes. STFU.

simplex 12-09-2015 11:40 PM

People in the Arthur today filming only the Man City corners and attacks on their phones..

chrisophiex 12-09-2015 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simplex (Post 12577323)
People in the Arthur today filming only the Man City corners and attacks on their phones..

Where do you expect the MOTD cameras to go ? :D

CT_Palace 13-09-2015 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12577216)
******* waiters who when I was out for lunch with Bubbs11 today asked him if I was his dad :veryangry

:D

It's not been a good week ay Exiled?
First the 5-aside humiliation, now this.

ExiledStirling 13-09-2015 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12577338)
:D

It's not been a good week ay Exiled?
First the 5-aside humiliation, now this.

What worries me is things come in 3's.

I am not sure I can suffer another blow to my ego :(

It should be noted that the second oldest player in the five a side was 31 years youger than me. I was old enough to be his Dad. But not old enough to be BUBBS :grrr:

CT_Palace 13-09-2015 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12577343)
What worries me is things come in 3's.

I am not sure I can suffer another blow to my ego :(

It should be noted that the second oldest player in the five a side was 31 years youger than me. I was old enough to be his Dad. But not old enough to be BUBBS :grrr:

Well if that's the case if I were you I'd go see a film- there appears to be evidence to assume you'll save a bit of cash and get the OAP rate :p

CT_Palace 13-09-2015 01:08 AM

Oh and double up your savings and take the bus :p

TopKnot 13-09-2015 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simplex (Post 12577323)
People in the Arthur today filming only the Man City corners and attacks on their phones..

Yeah for sure. Was full on selfie stick waving Man City tourist central in the AW yesterday. Fortunately the atmosphere was still good regardless.

ExiledStirling 13-09-2015 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12577382)
Oh and double up your savings and take the bus :p

You bastard :(

glenn.f 13-09-2015 10:13 AM

My neighbours yappy dogs. Absolutely no attempt to shut them up or bring them inside when they go mental, which is at least ten times a day.

SA Eagle 13-09-2015 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loz (Post 12577306)
Prats that drive down the holmesdale road hooting at the 1000s of fellow palace fans to get out of the way, then calling them cxxts when they can't get through.

Was that the guy in the White 4x4?

Indeed, if you're that desperate for a quick getaway, don't park so close to the ground.

evvo111 13-09-2015 12:12 PM

Stupidly named children

https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordp...lead.jpg?w=600

North West, where's her brothers and sisters...South West, East West. If she has a sprog will it also be called North, then it could be called North by North West.

loz 13-09-2015 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12577549)
Was that the guy in the White 4x4?

Indeed, if you're that desperate for a quick getaway, don't park so close to the ground.

Yes that's the one, but it's the way he was so aggressive to everyone , I suppose he wasn't that bright, bless him.

SA Eagle 13-09-2015 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loz (Post 12577739)
Yes that's the one, but it's the way he was so aggressive to everyone , I suppose he wasn't that bright, bless him.

It was quite something. One guy says to him "calm down mate, there's thousands of people ahead" and was met with the considered response of "**** off you slaphead ****"

Chocky 13-09-2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 12577729)
Stupidly named children

https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordp...lead.jpg?w=600

North West, where's her brothers and sisters...South West, East West. If she has a sprog will it also be called North, then it could be called North by North West.

As long as she hasn't got an uncle and auntie called Fred and Rose.

Chocky 13-09-2015 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12577790)
It was quite something. One guy says to him "calm down mate, there's thousands of people ahead" and was met with the considered response of "**** off you slaphead ****"

Find his car next home game and let the tyres down. Hide and film the wanker's reaction after the game.

danpalace07 13-09-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12577790)
It was quite something. One guy says to him "calm down mate, there's thousands of people ahead" and was met with the considered response of "**** off you slaphead ****"

Key the ****'s motor

WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-09-2015 02:50 PM

That f*cking irritating whistly text alert sound on Samsung phones.

dweedman 13-09-2015 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12577549)
Was that the guy in the White 4x4?

Indeed, if you're that desperate for a quick getaway, don't park so close to the ground.

How stupid must you be to try to drive through the Holmesdale road at that time anyway?

Langers 13-09-2015 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12577800)
Find his car next home game and let the tyres down. Hide and film the wanker's reaction after the game.

Or take a picture and post it on here - let's name and shame :p

Worksop Palace 13-09-2015 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12577542)
My neighbours yappy dogs. Absolutely no attempt to shut them up or bring them inside when they go mental, which is at least ten times a day.

Shocking. I moved partly due to this. No thought for anyone else.

Selfish twats

loz 13-09-2015 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12577790)
It was quite something. One guy says to him "calm down mate, there's thousands of people ahead" and was met with the considered response of "**** off you slaphead ****"

I was the slap head cxxt he was shouting at ... The thing is they were 3 palace fans sitting in the car calling not just me but other fellow fans a mouthful when they questioned why he was steaming down the road honking his horn swearing at people..... The twat !!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-09-2015 05:34 PM

Bus transfers after getting off a flight.

Oddjob 13-09-2015 05:36 PM

All tattoos look naff but especially the star on the elbow - just seen another on a Leicester player and they just look rubbish.

Isle of Wight 13-09-2015 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loz (Post 12577948)
I was the slap head cxxt he was shouting at ... The thing is they were 3 palace fans sitting in the car calling not just me but other fellow fans a mouthful when they questioned why he was steaming down the road honking his horn swearing at people..... The twat !!

Anyone know who he is. Can't be that many white 4x4 owners that support palace. What type of 4x4 was it?

ChiswickEagle 13-09-2015 06:07 PM

Cyclists going through red lights. They are even doing it live on TV at the moment!

WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-09-2015 06:39 PM

Derailed train meaning no trains stopping at Purley from Gatwick. Bus transfer f*ck off. Stuck in shithole pub in Horley waiting for cab.

cantspell 13-09-2015 06:55 PM

Fecking clackers that's all

james powell 13-09-2015 07:00 PM

Leicester City.

Jim Cannon 13-09-2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12577908)
That f*cking irritating whistly text alert sound on Samsung phones.

YES

cappuccinoeagle 13-09-2015 07:42 PM

Shane Richie on game show Decimate,too loud!

Hedgehog 13-09-2015 08:19 PM

Bank websites... I cleaned up my computer last night so had to re-set user name on bank website today. It asked me security questions, and after the third attempt locked me out. (my mistake - capital letter issue), anyway I called the phone number, and they would not re-set it and said I have to go into a branch and show ID etc.

I understand the reasoning, but as the thread title says... "things that annoy you".

Stellavista 13-09-2015 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12578448)
Bank websites... I cleaned up my computer last night so had to re-set user name on bank website today. It asked me security questions, and after the third attempt locked me out. (my mistake - capital letter issue), anyway I called the phone number, and they would not re-set it and said I have to go into a branch and show ID etc.

I understand the reasoning, but as the thread title says... "things that annoy you".

So, the thing that annoys you here is being a forgetful idiot? :)

GorBlimey 13-09-2015 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12578448)
Bank websites... I cleaned up my computer last night so had to re-set user name on bank website today. It asked me security questions, and after the third attempt locked me out. (my mistake - capital letter issue), anyway I called the phone number, and they would not re-set it and said I have to go into a branch and show ID etc.

I understand the reasoning, but as the thread title says... "things that annoy you".

Memo to self:

Don't clean up PC after consuming a few beverages! :D

Hedgehog 13-09-2015 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12578451)
So, the thing that annoys you here is being a forgetful idiot? :)

Pretty much! :eek:

Hedgehog 13-09-2015 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12578452)
Memo to self:

Don't clean up PC after consuming a few beverages! :D

The clean up was not the issue - it was getting into the site this morning.

The mistake was having a security answer of "St. Louis"... the capital letters and the full stop after St. proved to be my downfall, plus I can never spell Louis correctly!

GorBlimey 13-09-2015 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12578466)
The clean up was not the issue - it was getting into the site this morning.

The mistake was having a security answer of "St. Louis"... the capital letters and the full stop after St. proved to be my downfall, plus I can never spell Louis correctly!

Just use the first line of the first house you remember living in - numbers and letters without spaces - sorted

Vintage Eagle 13-09-2015 09:10 PM

:cool: BBC being hypocritical in still showing Top Gear highlights. Oh and Jimmy Carr's laugh.

For Paranoias 13-09-2015 09:32 PM

Wet Sham
Rottenham
Moan Utd
Chelski
Smallwall
Raynes Park Queenies
Man Citeh

Etc etc....

art malice 13-09-2015 09:54 PM

Gerard Butler

andreapalace 13-09-2015 09:58 PM

CJ off the eggheads!!!!!! And the fact that they know the answer but they must insist on banging on about why it's not the other 2 options... Just say the answer and get in with it.. Winds me right up

danpalace07 13-09-2015 10:04 PM

Leicester City Football Club

in-exile 13-09-2015 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12578448)
Bank websites... I cleaned up my computer last night so had to re-set user name on bank website today. It asked me security questions, and after the third attempt locked me out. (my mistake - capital letter issue), anyway I called the phone number, and they would not re-set it and said I have to go into a branch and show ID etc.

I understand the reasoning, but as the thread title says... "things that annoy you".

Which bank was it?

postman plod 13-09-2015 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andreapalace (Post 12578588)
CJ off the eggheads!!!!!! And the fact that they know the answer but they must insist on banging on about why it's not the other 2 options... Just say the answer and get in with it.. Winds me right up

CJ, yes. Is there a more sanctimonious arshole on this planet than that twat?
The way he rolls his eyes when one of the opposition gets a question wrong, really gets my goat.
I would piss myself if someone climbed over the desk and chinned him.

Tony Montana 13-09-2015 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12578539)
Wet Sham
Rottenham
Moan Utd
Chelski
Smallwall
Raynes Park Queenies
Man Citeh

Etc etc....

Colin wanker and not lob too. hate is, so childish

dweedman 13-09-2015 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage Eagle (Post 12578512)
:cool: BBC being hypocritical in still showing Top Gear highlights. Oh and Jimmy Carr's laugh.

99% sure he fakes his laugh. No one would ever naturally laugh like he does, and I'm pretty sure there's a YouTube video showing him laughing in a natural manner not in that weird "HOAH HOAH HOAH HOAH HOAAAAAA...." way.


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