UEFA for taking down all the good videos of Robson-Kanu's goal against Belgium

Ryan ******* Giggs. The whiney faced **** seems to be everywhere after the wankers dropped him like the sheep shagging wanker he is.

Refresh refresh refresh refresh etc on the Benteke thread.

John Inverdale

Complete and utter bellusendus

(That's JI not you)

The childish clapping during a tennis review. Seriously, just stop it

Now that Iceland are out, we won't have to listen to commentators announcing every few minutes that the population of Iceland is 330,000. Or the lede of every article starting as, "Iceland - a country with a mere population of three hundred and thirty thousand."

'so called' Islamic State.

"Hidden" tracks on CD's. The bloody things don't end you wait 5 mins plays the hidden track before you can go back to the beginning. Just stick it on the end as a bonus track!!

It's not hidden then.

OK Mr Pedantic ;) "Tracks that are not listed as being on the CD with a bloody great gap before you can hear them"

Top Gear

Does the amount of viewers this show gets warrant the level of news coverages it achieves?

Rich kids of Instagram. Awful, awful, awful people and demonstrative of everything that is wrong with the 21st century. Enough to turn the most raving Thatcherite into Jeremy Corbyn.

You'll need to buy the vinyl version to fit that track listing :bash:

Fecking 4th of Juky fireworks.
Been going off since Friday fecking night :veryangry

Been said before but needs saying again.

Andrew Castle

Is there a more sycophantic wanker on the planet ? Other than John Inverdale maybe

Toe curlingly cringeworthy embarrassment

couldn't agree more

Tennis players wearing round neck t-shirts (yes I'm looking at you Andy Murray). They should always have a collar in classic polo-shirt style.

Oh yeah, and Andrew Castle.

Losing the car in a car park and wandering around like a biff looking for it.

Yeah Fred Perry would be turning in his grave:supergrin:

Tony Blair. I wish this turd could be deported somewhere... like Jupiter perhaps

Would prison do?

Roy Keane grumpy,useless pundit,useless manager,thug,ex Man U. And why do we need 4 pundits anyway?

The only one on that panel worth listening to is the only Englishman.

Lee Dixon talk sense.

Keane, Bellamy and Giggs. Bloody hell.:clown:

It's cos you put it on eBay you big dafty

Either that or captain ate it

Thought a homeless bloke had got into the studio

Qouting the OP on this thread . This happened to me today - FFS go to a proper supermarket to do the weekly shop

Ronaldo,Nani,Pepe

Messi

Simon Church, Chris Gunter:D

Ryan Giggs' personality, or rather lack of. I hope this experiment is over.

Bag over the head, illegal rendition, and drop him somewhere a bit rough in Baghdad wrapped in a Union Jack.

Chris martin and the asda advert on the radio. "I dont usually do thursdays " well **** off then.

:)

It was a fookin big car park in fairness, and not helped by a van blocking my view of it.

Today I am mainly being annoyed at not being able to find a bag big enough to transport a 40" tv. And don't say use the box it came in.

BBC coverage of Wimbledon continually switching from BBC1 to BBC2 and back again. I had to lean over for the remote at least three times during the Murray match!

People who suddenly became Welsh and had Welsh flags etc as their FB pictures despite never having been to Wales.

Add in the whole Welsh hero's thing. They lost to a dismal England, qualified in the weak half of the group and got stuffed by the first semi decent team they faced (a team that had failed to win a single game in normal time till last night).

Matching Iceland in a football tournament is not a heroic performance when you have players like Bale, Ramsey, Ledley etc. so lets not go over the top.

Belgium ??

Iceland went out in the QF. Wales went out in the SF. So they went a stage further than Iceland.

Wales also beat Belgium. I think at the very least they qualify as a semi decent team (they're ranked 2nd in the world and have the most expensive squad value of any team in the tournament based on estimated transfer fees).

They had a great tournament and should be proud. The team spirit stuff is a cliche (but true), a lot was down to good organisation and tactics. They defended well and scored a lot of goals.

And that cribge worthy Stuart Pearce betting advert.

You could say the same about England in Euro 96 but people still look back on it as our last decent tournament

It was our last decent tournament but i don't remember it being described as heroic.

Everyone is correct, they did well to beat Belgium. Just think it's all gone over the top. Sky were comparing it to England winning the world cup in 66 for example.

apparently they're having a bloody open top bus parade ffs

Thierry Henry's twitchy f*cking smirk. Cheating bastard.

On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

Triple posts

Keeping this erection for Benteke signing for over a week now and holding off on ejaculating.

Nah Kayjay. Just think he was a little unfortunate to be stuck behind them on 3 consecutive flights. What are the chances hey..:eek:

Being stuck on three consecutive flights with someone's Benteke erection poking the back of my seat.

Thank **** we didn't sign him during the trips

It's called edging.

Finishers T-Shirts.
If you're a middle aged out of shape guy who has lugged himself round 26 miles for charity then fair play, but the fit 20 & 30-somethings? well, it's just desperate attention seeking from the corporate terminally dull.

It's OK to wear them when training if they are an actual runners t-shirt not a big lump of cotton shit.

Not being able to find even a picture of, the white crystal palace school bag i used to own in the late seventies. It was white, and had crystal palace written on it. Pretty sure i wasn't the only one to own one or dreamed this. It might have had a sash on it.

I had one of these. Was my pride and joy.

Same.

You would think there would be a picture of one somewhere. I doubt there is a pallet of them in an abandoned warehouse though sadly.

Edit: Found a picture of a similar one, though a bit like a pirate memory game, its not the right one.

http://i.imgur.com/XAi1CJl.jpg?1

^^^^^^^ Are you guys taking the piss ?

:D

Then when he signs for West Ham it's a 'ruined orgasm'.

You should've stuck your knob over the seats and emptied your nut on her hair. Before folding your tray away and putting your seat in the upright position ready for landing.

Always annoying when it isn't you, isn't it?

Being on a long haul flight with my new bird, snogging and finger blasting while some bloke in a Palace shirt behind me twats himself off. Then spunks in my missus' barnet.

I was on that flight. I was shocked how much special sauce was flying about.

Some idiot on The One Show who was/is a streaker. A complete waste of air time

If he signs for Wet Sham that super eagles handbag will get my deposit.

Not having listened to (or wrote down) family stories better as a kid... now I will never know half the truth.

Being disgusted by the smell of ones own farts.

Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

The appalling Andrea Leadsom

The advert with ginger woman on the sofa rubbing her cheesy feet over her bloke's head, telling him what to do. She's exactly the sort of woman that they have on Malteser adverts.

EFA

having to take your laptop out its bag for security

David Mitchell advertising Barclaycard

There is no truth but your own....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-UsOr-WQr7s/hqdefault.jpg

Sitting on a bus from Brighton with them saying how good they are!!!! �� Fuc*kers

People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

Or

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...212db3e97c.jpg

UFC being on at a stupidly late time

I've stopped flying through Dubai because of their checks. Shoes, belts everything off. Much better to fly through China, HK, Vietnam where they treat you with some ******* respect and not like a terrorist.

Heathrow is one of the worst. Insolent miserable scruffy twats on security checks in T5.

I recently found LHR not too bad... different, but not bad. Kept belt and shoes on, but had to pull out iPad. All very odd.

which terminal?

It's the staff in the UK that I havea problem with. All are insolent and all are 'just following orders'. Shoot the bloody lot of them. If I could never fly through England again, I would

God knows! Maybe 3? (American Airlines)

Which maybe my point.... they are all f'ing different!

Terminal 3.
But, yes, agree, always different.

Flagship sporting events clashing. What idiot puts the British Grand Prix and the Wimbledon final on the same day?

Airport security in general. I completely understand the need to scan bags etc. but you are not allowed to have toothpaste or water? Crazy. And the nasty, authoritarian attitude of the security staff. Yet despite all these pointless security measures it is perfectly fine for a plane to fly over a war zone like the Malaysian Airlines flight did over Ukraine a couple of years ago.

.

Garry Richardson, BBC sports presenter/reporter.

The worst interviewer ever (yet has won awards!!)

He's a f*cking bell. He is on five live on Sunday mornings and he without fail asks the most infuriatingly stupid questions.

He is a massive sycophant

Stupid memes with "when the squad......"
The squad? who uses that term apart from maybe a 12yo playing battlefield or such like.

I sort of agree but just very occasionally he is on the button.

People who get 5 minutes of fame (the divvy woman with the chewbacca mask) now having to find another 5 minutes.

I am always on the button when he is on.

Having just seen a skinny African fella walking down the road with a huge bin liner of stuff balancing hands free on his head. I struggle to get my bin liners full off rubbish up and into a f*cking wheely bin let alone stick it on my nut and parade down the street with it. Flash c*nt.

Listening to him today he certainly lived down to your expectations :supergrin:

I wonder if it was the same couple from the previous post on this subject? :rolleyes:

People who recline their seats on flights.