What?

Do you not understand what I'm saying, or not understand why it annoys me?

If it's the former.. I get annoyed when people write 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas'.

Get the organiser to pick the teams so no one gets shamed :p

Think the poster's name has something to do with the post:D

Who? Christmasgorilla?

I should have picked a better name.

Noel Baboon perhaps?

Not bad.

It was the name of my football team at the time I signed up to theead bbs. Never thought it would stir controversy.

How about Yuletide Orangutan?

Mince pie nipplechips?

Sold. I'll take 2.

Oh! Ha! I hadn't noticed.

Copyright

Wankers who block up the aisles on aircraft to get their luggage down when the plane's on fire.

There's no point surviving if you can't bring your iPad with you

the very same people who get up to extract their bags and whilst the planes still taxiing for some bizarre reason

quick before the doors open!

Marvelling at how, despite a week of unheard of uninterrupted sun and dry weather, the grass still manages to stick to the inside of the lawnmower instead of going inside the poxy collection box thing.

PPI phonecalls, I've had 5 this morning!

Feck off!!!!

Kids that turn up to football training with no shin pads as they want to copy the Jack Grealish look.

Our so called fans who say player X is shit because he didn't have a great debut just stop it

Not as bad as frequently getting called by people saying that they "know" I've been in a car accident recently, then when I say I don't even drive they don't even bother to say "OK sorry bye", they just immediately hang up.

Have you tried the Telephone Preference Service?

It won't stop all the calls, but I've had good results from it, and it's free.

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html

that fact that I have to pay a monthly charge to NOT have my telephone number listed.

The fact that Guides starts again tonight and I have to pick my daughter up at 9pm on a Friday night........and I really fancy a couple of pints.

I used to hate that, luckily only two of the three did it. 5 years I put up with it. Going to enjoy my couple of pints tonight even more now you have reminded me.

My email address being used by all the schools and then me getting a bollocking for forgetting to tell everyone what is going on. My wife uses my email because she hardly reads hers.. I think it so she can blame someone else for forgetting. Schools putting out the begging bowl for books etc.

The fact that I have bought lots of Palace shirts for my son but won't let him wear them for training as I want to keep them pristine. Match days OK, but training no.

People that slate people who go Wetherspoons. Better than most miserable drabby local pubs.

indians on facebook who say 'man city for life'

Not as bad as what happened to a kid I knew growing up in the 70s. He was a Manure fan and his mum would only let him wear his shirt indoors in case it got dirty:D

Oh my god, this.

Also anyone in South London who wears any sort of Manchester City gear. It's akin to wearing a shirt that says "I have 0 knowledge of football".

Better than most pretentious wanky extortionately overpriced up their own arse food on a ******* B&Q slate effect floor tile gastropubs as well.

In the '70s it was probably to stop the little shit deservedly getting his head kicked in.

Citroen cars that have mattresses glued to the sides.

Very true. I weep a little every time my mates say to meet up in Westow House for a drink. Decent pub but so overpriced and the food is just posh restaurant crap.

Mark Bosnich

Injuries to key players just before we play one of the best teams on the planet

Are you a Man City fan? :D

Maybe my hearing has let me down, but I'm 98% sure he's just called Zaha 'William Zaha'. And if he did, that annoys me.

:lux:

Nasri.

If he's got lots of em why can't he wear an old one for training at the least. Can you not imagine the pride of the lad wearing his badge of honour amongst his team mates. Can't wear them all on match day.

Losing in the last minute :sob:

Quite.

What an odious little shit.

People who say 'where has the time gone'

Well it's passed, as time does, always has, and always will.

I said this very same thing today when looking at the TV listings for Film4 tonight. This is England (the original film) is on, and next to it was the year it was made, 2006.

2006!

Where's the time gone?

Does seem to go quicker when you get older though , although clearly 60 seconds is exactly the same now as it was 30 yeas ago

what about inflation?

******* waiters who when I was out for lunch with Bubbs11 today asked him if I was his dad :veryangry

:D
Dad or grandad?

Cheers stick the boot in why don't you :grrr:

(don't you dare slip anyone a fiver tomorrow to say the same thing :))

It is indeed down to time perception.

When you were 6 or 7, a week was a significant part of the time you had experienced.

When you reach my age, it is a tiny drop in the ocean :D

Saturday night TV. i really don't need to see people who can't answer straightforward general knowledge question or seek their escape from sink estates by warbling averagely in my house.

Prats that drive down the holmesdale road hooting at the 1000s of fellow palace fans to get out of the way, then calling them cxxts when they can't get through.

Ping Pong train announcements every 5 minutes. STFU.

People in the Arthur today filming only the Man City corners and attacks on their phones..

Where do you expect the MOTD cameras to go ? :D

:D

It's not been a good week ay Exiled?
First the 5-aside humiliation, now this.

What worries me is things come in 3's.

I am not sure I can suffer another blow to my ego :(

It should be noted that the second oldest player in the five a side was 31 years youger than me. I was old enough to be his Dad. But not old enough to be BUBBS :grrr:

Well if that's the case if I were you I'd go see a film- there appears to be evidence to assume you'll save a bit of cash and get the OAP rate :p

Oh and double up your savings and take the bus :p

Yeah for sure. Was full on selfie stick waving Man City tourist central in the AW yesterday. Fortunately the atmosphere was still good regardless.

You bastard :(

My neighbours yappy dogs. Absolutely no attempt to shut them up or bring them inside when they go mental, which is at least ten times a day.

Was that the guy in the White 4x4?

Indeed, if you're that desperate for a quick getaway, don't park so close to the ground.

Stupidly named children

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North West, where's her brothers and sisters...South West, East West. If she has a sprog will it also be called North, then it could be called North by North West.

Yes that's the one, but it's the way he was so aggressive to everyone , I suppose he wasn't that bright, bless him.

It was quite something. One guy says to him "calm down mate, there's thousands of people ahead" and was met with the considered response of "**** off you slaphead ****"

As long as she hasn't got an uncle and auntie called Fred and Rose.

Find his car next home game and let the tyres down. Hide and film the wanker's reaction after the game.

Key the ****'s motor

That f*cking irritating whistly text alert sound on Samsung phones.

How stupid must you be to try to drive through the Holmesdale road at that time anyway?

Or take a picture and post it on here - let's name and shame :p

Shocking. I moved partly due to this. No thought for anyone else.

Selfish twats

I was the slap head cxxt he was shouting at ... The thing is they were 3 palace fans sitting in the car calling not just me but other fellow fans a mouthful when they questioned why he was steaming down the road honking his horn swearing at people..... The twat !!

Bus transfers after getting off a flight.

All tattoos look naff but especially the star on the elbow - just seen another on a Leicester player and they just look rubbish.

Anyone know who he is. Can't be that many white 4x4 owners that support palace. What type of 4x4 was it?

Cyclists going through red lights. They are even doing it live on TV at the moment!

Derailed train meaning no trains stopping at Purley from Gatwick. Bus transfer f*ck off. Stuck in shithole pub in Horley waiting for cab.

Fecking clackers that's all

Leicester City.

YES

Shane Richie on game show Decimate,too loud!

Bank websites... I cleaned up my computer last night so had to re-set user name on bank website today. It asked me security questions, and after the third attempt locked me out. (my mistake - capital letter issue), anyway I called the phone number, and they would not re-set it and said I have to go into a branch and show ID etc.

I understand the reasoning, but as the thread title says... "things that annoy you".

So, the thing that annoys you here is being a forgetful idiot? :)

Memo to self:

Don't clean up PC after consuming a few beverages! :D

Pretty much! :eek:

The clean up was not the issue - it was getting into the site this morning.

The mistake was having a security answer of "St. Louis"... the capital letters and the full stop after St. proved to be my downfall, plus I can never spell Louis correctly!

Just use the first line of the first house you remember living in - numbers and letters without spaces - sorted

:cool: BBC being hypocritical in still showing Top Gear highlights. Oh and Jimmy Carr's laugh.

Wet Sham
Rottenham
Moan Utd
Chelski
Smallwall
Raynes Park Queenies
Man Citeh

Etc etc....

Gerard Butler

CJ off the eggheads!!!!!! And the fact that they know the answer but they must insist on banging on about why it's not the other 2 options... Just say the answer and get in with it.. Winds me right up

Leicester City Football Club

Which bank was it?

CJ, yes. Is there a more sanctimonious arshole on this planet than that twat?
The way he rolls his eyes when one of the opposition gets a question wrong, really gets my goat.
I would piss myself if someone climbed over the desk and chinned him.

Colin wanker and not lob too. hate is, so childish

99% sure he fakes his laugh. No one would ever naturally laugh like he does, and I'm pretty sure there's a YouTube video showing him laughing in a natural manner not in that weird "HOAH HOAH HOAH HOAH HOAAAAAA...." way.