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Hedgehog 27-09-2016 08:23 PM

Guys that stand at the urinal taking a piss with both hands on their hips... what's that all about?

BERT'S HEAD 27-09-2016 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13247645)
Guys that stand at the urinal taking a piss with both hands on their hips... what's that all about?

No idea, i need both hands on me winkie when i go.

spunky 27-09-2016 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13247645)
Guys that stand at the urinal taking a piss with both hands on their hips... what's that all about?

Maybe they have a really manky cock and dont want to touch it?

Wolfnipplechips 27-09-2016 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky (Post 13247652)
Maybe they have a really manky cock and dont want to touch it?

Spunky?

spunky 27-09-2016 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13247660)
Spunky?

you'd hope they'd give it a wipe with a flannel if that was the case

Wolfnipplechips 27-09-2016 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky (Post 13247667)
you'd hope they'd give it a wipe with a flannel if that was the case

Or the curtains.

little al 27-09-2016 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13247447)
Talksport is on the radio. It's free

I listen to LBC mainly.

HOL_Beagle 27-09-2016 09:30 PM

The Hairy Bikers.

A food programme (which, as a category, I like) interspersed with lengthy un-comedic set-pieces.

They think they're funny. They're not. I want to hurt them.

BERT'S HEAD 27-09-2016 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOL_Beagle (Post 13247850)
The Hairy Bikers.

A food programme (which, as a category, I like) interspersed with lengthy un-comedic set-pieces.

They think they're funny. They're not. I want to hurt them.

Get used to them they have at least two new series :D

viking's no1 27-09-2016 10:09 PM

Rail announcement tonight, 'Sorry for the late running of this train. This is because of the fact that the train is running late'. Idiot.

sydney eagle 28-09-2016 07:35 AM

When you are merging onto a freeway/highway and the dickheads won't move over and let you merge

chrisophiex 28-09-2016 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13247502)
It's never fun when the Moose is having a conversation, especially when he goes all high pitched.


.....and way too fast. BREATHE for Christ sake

catty 28-09-2016 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13246687)
Take it you already know what your wearing:D:love:

I'll panic a couple of days before :D

gold76 28-09-2016 12:08 PM

Being a cheap and lazy bastard-

Bought a phone for a tenner- will either smash it, bathe it in beer or lose it before long.

Bought a sandwich toastie for a tenner- all I get is an oozing mess

Having a week off, but not (yet!) having the motivation to do **** all..

But the start off October is soon upon us, which means, as always for golders, no booze and running every day

Pidster 28-09-2016 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13247645)
Guys that stand at the urinal taking a piss with both hands on their hips... what's that all about?


I believe it is known as "doing a Rigsby".

Dorking .Eagle 28-09-2016 03:15 PM

People pretending they give a toss about who is managing the England football team.

Whether it is Sam Allardyce, Gareth Southgate or Dot Cotton, we all know England will win a group containing Malta, Slovenia, Scotland and Slovakia, then be absolutely shit at the World Cup.

Why it needs anyone on £3m a year in what is basically 'semi-retirement' management to then achieve the above (almost bugger all) is beyond me.

elgin eagle 28-09-2016 03:38 PM

Smartarse myopic feckwits. A younger, angrier me would seek retribution in violence.

Maz 28-09-2016 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13248957)
Smartarse myopic feckwits. A younger, angrier me would seek retribution in violence.

So the older you would hate the younger you?

elgin eagle 28-09-2016 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13248959)
So the older you would hate the younger you?

You calling me a feckwit? I suppose to be fair nobody does smartarse quite as well as you.

saxoneagle 28-09-2016 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorking .Eagle (Post 13248915)
People pretending they give a toss about who is managing the England football team.

Whether it is Sam Allardyce, Gareth Southgate or Dot Cotton, we all know England will win a group containing Malta, Slovenia, Scotland and Slovakia, then be absolutely shit at the World Cup.

Why it needs anyone on £3m a year in what is basically 'semi-retirement' management to then achieve the above (almost bugger all) is beyond me.

Quite.

Why do England get so many mangers on the downward slope to retirement, rather than someone up and coming?

Wenger linked. He's 66 FFS and won nothing for ages.

If I want someone who has won nothing, then bring in Howe and give him until the next WC to build something of his own.

And not on £3m a year.

Terrace Bickle 28-09-2016 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13247645)
Guys that stand at the urinal taking a piss with both hands on their hips... what's that all about?

This WTF. I've seen two men doing this in a matter if weeks. One proceeded to lean in the wall above. What are the trying to prove?

Jim Cannon 28-09-2016 06:11 PM

Daily Telegraph expose. Don't think they will now name anyone officially due to legal action. Instead of teasing people they should have printed it, bet they don't now.

BERT'S HEAD 28-09-2016 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13249165)
Daily Telegraph expose. Don't think they will now name anyone officially due to legal action. Instead of teasing people they should have printed it, bet they don't now.

They plan to spin this out for the rest of the week, but yes if they don't name names tonight it'll fizzle out.

DocSavage 28-09-2016 06:23 PM

Feckin remainers whinging on about the injustice of it all and how anyone who doesn't agree with them (and the doubly feckin BBC) is stupid

Get a life

a multiple layer of governance removed from my life is wonderful

Chocky 28-09-2016 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13247645)
Guys that stand at the urinal taking a piss with both hands on their hips... what's that all about?

I stand outside the toilet when I'm having a wee. It's so enormously long I have to lay it in the urinal and wind it back like a dynamite cable.

Hedgehog 28-09-2016 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13249145)
This WTF. I've seen two men doing this in a matter if weeks. One proceeded to lean in the wall above. What are the trying to prove?

In the name of adventure I tried this this morning (the toilets were empty I should add) and proceeded to get the leg of my trousers wet!

Now I'm double annoyed.

evvo111 28-09-2016 08:23 PM

The advertising at football matches which states 'First Never Follows'. Henry the First followed William II, Richard the First followed Henry II etc.

Biggineagle 28-09-2016 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13249145)
This WTF. I've seen two men doing this in a matter if weeks. One proceeded to lean in the wall above. What are the trying to prove?

My huge cock prevents me from getting anywhere near the urinal, where else can I put my hands??

Wolfnipplechips 28-09-2016 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13249612)
My huge cock prevents me from getting anywhere near the urinal, where else can I put my hands??

Don't talk about little Willy like that.

Salad_Burnet 28-09-2016 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOL_Beagle (Post 13247850)
The Hairy Bikers.

A food programme (which, as a category, I like) interspersed with lengthy un-comedic set-pieces.

They think they're funny. They're not. I want to hurt them.

I thought there was a bit of tension when they were making pancakes in the heat by that lake yesterday on TV. It all started when the weird one addressed the normal one as 'darling'. It's like it'd finally grated on him (the normal one).

The only time the hairy bikers were funny was when they were being impersonated by Reeves and Mortimer a couple of years ago on some comedy revival thing.

pallet 28-09-2016 11:41 PM

Being on a train home from straford with a load of smug gooners

Chester 29-09-2016 12:50 AM

Videos that automatically play on websites.

Now sites are having more and more of them on each page, main story, advert, some other random crap etc, that you'll be sat there thinking you are listening to voices in your head especially if you have multiple tabs open.

ExiledStirling 30-09-2016 12:31 PM

Me.

On a serious discussion about Housing on the Daily politics, my shallow self takes over and all that enters my head is 'her tits are massive' :frown:

It is on right now for those who are interested in the housing crisis.

Terrace Bickle 30-09-2016 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13249612)
My huge cock prevents me from getting anywhere near the urinal, where else can I put my hands??

I think you must need a short stumpy one for it to work. I'm still astounded some men consider it acceptable behaviour.

Chief Brody 30-09-2016 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13249612)
My huge cock prevents me from getting anywhere near the urinal, where else can I put my hands??

Try your throat. :D

CT_Palace 30-09-2016 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13251582)
Me.

On a serious discussion about Housing on the Daily politics, my shallow self takes over and all that enters my head is 'her tits are massive' :frown:

It is on right now for those who are interested in the housing crisis.

Do housing crises come in pairs?

ExiledStirling 30-09-2016 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13251761)
Do housing crises come in pairs?

Only when things have gone tits up.

Big Gav 30-09-2016 02:35 PM

Mark Clattenburg

smileysmith 30-09-2016 02:38 PM

The wife deciding to organise a meal out for the two of us on the one ******* Friday night there is a game on.

Sharkba1t 30-09-2016 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 13251770)
The wife deciding to organise a meal out for the two of us on the one ******* Friday night there is a game on.

How did your good lady react when you told her to cancel the meal?

CT_Palace 30-09-2016 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13251763)
Only when things have gone tits up.

Ba dum tish!

:D

mroakley9 30-09-2016 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13251813)
Ba dum tits!

:D

efa

smileysmith 30-09-2016 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 13251791)
How did your good lady react when you told her to cancel the meal?

How dya think?! She's in a mard ...

Flowers on the way home I reckon ...

viking's no1 30-09-2016 04:10 PM

Sarah Palin

DocSavage 30-09-2016 04:57 PM

Royalists!

Why on earth anyone would seek to offer allegiance to the heirs of robber barons who murdered and stole their way to preeminence is beyond my comprehension.

But then they go on affirming their obsequiousness with bizarre suggestions such as
"well its better than having a president" (sic)
"well its better than being run by hitler"
"well they bring in lots of tourists"
"oh and i love lady di"

bubbs11 01-10-2016 09:44 AM

Annoy and disgusts me in equal measure: Today's adverts for banks and insurance companies. Pulling on the heart strings and playing on our fear and insecurity by using cosy family moments, always with young children to show they have an ounce of compassion and actually care about our welfare and not trying to diddle us out of our hard earned cash. DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL FECKING IDIOTS?!?!

There's the one about life insurance where the guy, with his wife cradling their newborn behind him, wonders what will happen to them if he suddenly dies.

One I just heard on the radio was for a bank I think and you hear a mother bathing a baby then drying and cuddling her into a towel and trying to liken that comfort with putting your money into their company. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!

I'll say no more as the great Bill Hicks said all I want to say so much better:


Maidstoned Eagle 01-10-2016 05:17 PM

Incessant repeats of Del Boy falling through that bloody bar hatch. It was funny, yes, but not after seeing it about 50****ingmillion times!!!

carlito 01-10-2016 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13254607)
Incessant repeats of Del Boy falling through that bloody bar hatch. It was funny, yes, but not after seeing it about 50****ingmillion times!!!

I do understand where you're coming from but it still makes me laugh! It's not the fall, it's Del saying 'play it nice and cool son' :D

KYLIE MINEAGLE 01-10-2016 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13254048)
Annoy and disgusts me in equal measure: Today's adverts for banks and insurance companies. Pulling on the heart strings and playing on our fear and insecurity by using cosy family moments, always with young children to show they have an ounce of compassion and actually care about our welfare and not trying to diddle us out of our hard earned cash. DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL FECKING IDIOTS?!?!

There's the one about life insurance where the guy, with his wife cradling their newborn behind him, wonders what will happen to them if he suddenly die
One I just heard on the radio was for a bank I think and you hear a mother bathing a baby then drying and cuddling her into a towel and trying to liken that comfort with putting your money into their company. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!

I'll say no more as the great Bill Hicks said all I want to say so much better:


I share your anger. We have one over here for the National Australia Bank. The punch line is "It's not all about money" You're a bank you *****.What's it about if not money. It's what you do . Arse picks.:grrr:

Oldtown Eagle 01-10-2016 08:50 PM

:cool: Piers Morgan on Celebrity Pointless this evening. Managed to be a complete arse the whole way through to the final despite partnering our ow n Susannah Reid. Had to touch her at every opportunity, the git.

cappuccinoeagle 01-10-2016 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 13254827)
:cool: Piers Morgan on Celebrity Pointless this evening. Managed to be a complete arse the whole way through to the final despite partnering our ow n Susannah Reid. Had to touch her at every opportunity, the git.

Agree. Cant stand Alistair Stewart either

GorBlimey 02-10-2016 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13251958)
Royalists!

Why on earth anyone would seek to offer allegiance to the heirs of robber barons who murdered and stole their way to preeminence is beyond my comprehension.

But then they go on affirming their obsequiousness with bizarre suggestions such as
"well its better than having a president" (sic)
"well its better than being run by hitler"
"well they bring in lots of tourists"
"oh and i love lady di"

Really because it works. We don't have to do the Trump/Clinton bollocks every few years in order to have a ceremonial head of state.

We can have our political tear up every five years instead.

olly cromwell 02-10-2016 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 13255046)
Really because it works. We don't have to do the Trump/Clinton bollocks every few years in order to have a ceremonial head of state.

We can have our political tear up every five years instead.

People who use that as an excuse for the royal *!%...

GorBlimey 02-10-2016 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olly cromwell (Post 13255047)
People who use that as an excuse for the royal *!%...

People who can't present an alternative and also name-check themselves to the c*nt who attempted to commit genocide in Ireland.

Biggineagle 02-10-2016 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 13254827)
:cool: Piers Morgan on Celebrity Pointless this evening. Managed to be a complete arse the whole way through to the final despite partnering our ow n Susannah Reid. Had to touch her at every opportunity, the git.

People who sit down intentionally to watch a programme called Celebrity Pointless. How exciting is their life? Highlight of their year ??

mroakley9 02-10-2016 06:39 AM

Daylight savings - get that ******* shit out of here, I don't need an extra ******* hour in my day

Sharkba1t 02-10-2016 08:00 AM

The poxy two week "international break".

Oldtown Eagle 02-10-2016 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13255066)
People who sit down intentionally to watch a programme called Celebrity Pointless. How exciting is their life? Highlight of their year ??

;) Steady on Biggin it was Susannah that drew me in.

little al 02-10-2016 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13255069)
Daylight savings - get that ******* shit out of here, I don't need an extra ******* hour in my day

You can relax, a day will still be 24 hours.

RobertCPFC 02-10-2016 06:49 PM

The amount of adverts Sky have a halftime during the football.

DocSavage 02-10-2016 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 13255046)
Really because it works. We don't have to do the Trump/Clinton bollocks every few years in order to have a ceremonial head of state.

We can have our political tear up every five years instead.

its not one or the other and that myopic view is exactly what annoys me most

get a junior history book and read the legacy of how the "monarch" took the high ground, usurped God, and placed itself above the law

Jim Cannon 02-10-2016 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13255836)
The amount of adverts Sky have a halftime during the football.

They need to show so many so they can tell Thierry Henry there was a goal or some incident, because he clearly never watches the games

Reps AJ 02-10-2016 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13255885)
get a junior history book and read the legacy of how the "monarch" took the high ground, usurped God, and placed itself above the law

Surely after all that effort they deserve a bit of respect

Worksop Palace 02-10-2016 08:05 PM

The septics draining every bastard putt in the RC

Pissing me off royally

Little Fozzie 02-10-2016 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13255066)
People who sit down intentionally to watch a programme called Celebrity Pointless. How exciting is their life? Highlight of their year ??

As opposed to people who spend their life being a knob on a football forum...?

Biggineagle 02-10-2016 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 13255982)
As opposed to people who spend their life being a knob on a football forum...?

Whats that like then ???:jerkit:

Wolfnipplechips 02-10-2016 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13256028)
Whats that like then ???:jerkit:

Still making friends and influencing people Lloyd?

Biggineagle 02-10-2016 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13256046)
Lloyd?

Wrong street:hi:

Wolfnipplechips 02-10-2016 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13256057)
Wrong street:hi:

Lloyd Christmas. That's you isn't it?

Biggineagle 02-10-2016 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13256061)
Lloyd Christmas. That's you isn't it?

Dont do drugs kids:p

pallet 02-10-2016 09:07 PM

People who cant go to the threatre cinema etc without using thier phone.

Biggineagle 02-10-2016 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13255108)
You can relax, a day will still be 24 hours.

:p

Biggineagle 02-10-2016 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 13255097)
;) Steady on Biggin it was Susannah that drew me in.

Fair enuff ;)

PhuketEagle 03-10-2016 07:15 AM

Alan Shearer seems to have an extreme opinion on anything & everything recently - and the media are lapping it up by going straight to him for his unquestionable undeniable truths. He def annoys me!

ExiledStirling 03-10-2016 08:07 AM

People who find it impossible to own up when they make a mistake.

Yes I am talking about you, idiot, who backing out their drive in their Ford Transit backed straight into the side of my car, and initially said it was not his fault and asked me what my car was doing there?

Makes you both :D and :veryangry at the same time.

pallet 03-10-2016 09:21 AM

Hugging people. WTF is this all about? People who meet each other for the first time having big hugs like they have know each other for years.
Especially on TV,.

elgin eagle 03-10-2016 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13256625)
Hugging people. WTF is this all about? People who meet each other for the first time having big hugs like they have know each other for years.
Especially on TV,.

Must admit i'm a firm handshake kind of guy. Always mess up the kissing ritual too. Is it one, two, or three? Seems to vary according to what part of the world you are from.

Wolfnipplechips 03-10-2016 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13256749)
Must admit i'm a firm handshake kind of guy. Always mess up the kissing ritual too. Is it one, two, or three? Seems to vary according to what part of the world you are from.

Head but for you blokes isn't it?:)

elgin eagle 03-10-2016 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13256753)
Head but for you blokes isn't it?:)

Glasgow kiss? :)

There was a bit of that going on yesterday.

LN1 03-10-2016 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13256563)
People who find it impossible to own up when they make a mistake.

This seems to have reached epidemic levels now, people with such high opinions of their abilities that they can do no wrong even when faced with undisputable evidence. I can understand not admitting blame but this is a failure to understand they can make mistakes.


Anyway this past weekends Grumbles:

Seeing someone you know in the street who says 'Well, I haven't seen you for a long time?' In a slightly sneering manner. Well yes it works both ways and where have you been?

People you talk to on the phone that probably don't like you or have no interest in the call that end the call the split second that they have finished speaking and you are just saying the 'G' of Goodbye when the phone goes dead. :veryangry

trufan 03-10-2016 02:24 PM

Things that annoy you? This effin train journey, that's what. Train itself is struggling to make it between stations, doors are screwed, there's a baby screaming a few feet away, a tramp just got on reeking of shite and the woman sitting next to me is shouting into her phone in a language I don't understand. Oh, and I'm on my way into work. Update: The driver's just apologised. Not sure what for, the tannoy's buggered too.

trufan 03-10-2016 02:27 PM

Further update: Shouty woman is now off the phone but has started snorting like a pig. Coughing too. I'm kinda hoping it's the plague.

trufan 03-10-2016 02:28 PM

Screaming child has now teamed up with another and they are currently screaming in unison.

Icy 03-10-2016 02:35 PM

Pokemon. Bad enough when it was hordes of geeks shambling along without a scooby, but now my young daughter is addicted to this (although at least she is actually the target age).

All this over a yellow mouse?

Chocky 03-10-2016 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 13256860)
Seeing someone you know in the street who says 'Well, I haven't seen you for a long time?' In a slightly sneering manner. Well yes it works both ways and where have you been?

I was in my old local pub in Norwood in 2004 when someone came in and said to me 'I knew you wouldn't let me down I've been away for two years and I come back in to we the same faces standing at the same places with the same drink at the bar'. I replied 'Well I've been away four years and have popped back in because I came over for the Play Off Final'. Shut him up Mr Jobby smug faced twathouse.

Wolfnipplechips 03-10-2016 09:18 PM

The Nat West ad I just watched........"we are what we do" etc. Vomit inducing corporate bullshit.

I much preferred the Viz versions...

"No money? No job? Then F*** off.

Gnat West The Frank Bank."

Oddjob 03-10-2016 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13256106)
People who cant go to the threatre cinema etc without using thier phone.

Amen to that, it's amazing how ignorant people have become because of mobile phones.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 03-10-2016 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13257590)
The Nat West ad I just watched........"we are what we do" etc. Vomit inducing corporate bullshit.

I much preferred the Viz versions...

"No money? No job? Then F*** off.

Gnat West The Frank Bank."

We are responsible and responsible https://www.theguardian.com/business...ears-of-losses

Terrace Bickle 03-10-2016 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13257590)
The Nat West ad I just watched........"we are what we do" etc. Vomit inducing corporate bullshit.

I much preferred the Viz versions...

"No money? No job? Then F*** off.

Gnat West The Frank Bank."

Oh yes, with bells on. The Nationwide 'poetry' adverts are just as nauseating.
I wonder if they used the same agency that came up with the Beebs ridiculous Euro adds.

Bill Hicks got it spot on.

Blind_Eagle 03-10-2016 11:35 PM

Anyone who calls me and, having passed on anything of relevance, proceeds to try and make small talk.

**** off.

Santos-er 04-10-2016 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13257590)
The Nat West ad I just watched........"we are what we do" etc. Vomit inducing corporate bullshit.

I much preferred the Viz versions...

"No money? No job? Then F*** off.

Gnat West The Frank Bank."

Thought it was going to be a Greenpeace ad or something. ******* wanky bank *****, like they give a shit about anything other than a profit.

PalaceForever 04-10-2016 10:11 AM

People that enjoy areas for natural beauty, then treat them like a dump. I cycle to work along the Thames out in Berkshire where it’s pretty green and nice. There is a towpath that is a cycle/walking path and I see the following on a regular basis:

- People that live in barges/riverboats who leave loads of rubbish strewn by the side of the river.
- Folk that feed the ducks, geese, swans, then just drop the empty bread plastic bags on the floor
- People that walk their dogs (presumably because it’s a beautiful spot) and don’t pick up the freshly laid turds
- Blokes that fish who leave a plastic bag full of their rubbish behind
- People that have BBQs near the river (presumably because it’s a beautiful spot), then just leave their empty beers, BBQ and food leftovers on the floor
- General litterers…folk just going for a walk who think it’s acceptable to drop an empty bag of crisps or some old tissues on the floor.

I’ve had a few confrontations with dog walkers I’ve not seen picking up and this morning I had to ask an old chap to please pick up his rubbish and use a bin as he dropped it right in front of me.

I sort of understand if you’re the sort of ignorant twat who doesn’t care about littering in a town centre (perhaps they know someone will clean up after them), but if you go out of your way to go somewhere remote because it’s green and clean and has fresh air, why do you then treat it like a shithole?

Reps AJ 04-10-2016 10:15 AM

Never understood dropping litter. If you were capable of carrying it when it had something in, you are capable of carrying it empty until you find a bin

elgin eagle 04-10-2016 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PalaceForever (Post 13257949)
People that enjoy areas for natural beauty, then treat them like a dump. I cycle to work along the Thames out in Berkshire where itís pretty green and nice. There is a towpath that is a cycle/walking path and I see the following on a regular basis:

- People that live in barges/riverboats who leave loads of rubbish strewn by the side of the river.
- Folk that feed the ducks, geese, swans, then just drop the empty bread plastic bags on the floor
- People that walk their dogs (presumably because itís a beautiful spot) and donít pick up the freshly laid turds
- Blokes that fish who leave a plastic bag full of their rubbish behind
- People that have BBQs near the river (presumably because itís a beautiful spot), then just leave their empty beers, BBQ and food leftovers on the floor
- General litterersÖfolk just going for a walk who think itís acceptable to drop an empty bag of crisps or some old tissues on the floor.

Iíve had a few confrontations with dog walkers Iíve not seen picking up and this morning I had to ask an old chap to please pick up his rubbish and use a bin as he dropped it right in front of me.

I sort of understand if youíre the sort of ignorant twat who doesnít care about littering in a town centre (perhaps they know someone will clean up after them), but if you go out of your way to go somewhere remote because itís green and clean and has fresh air, why do you then treat it like a shithole?

You should see the state of our late night weekend trains. You have to wonder what their houses are like.

richdeniro 04-10-2016 11:52 AM

Grown adults who take Scooters, hoverboards and anything else similar on their commute to work in Central London.

Chillo 04-10-2016 11:56 AM

Nice sequence of threads just now:-

things that annoy you

then followed by:-

Tory party conference
Brexit

says it all

smileysmith 04-10-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13257739)
Anyone who calls me and, having passed on anything of relevance, proceeds to try and make small talk.

**** off.

This.

I remember the days before mobile phones when we blokes were renowned for brief to the point phone calls ("Pub?" "Yeah - meet you there at 8" "Later").

We laughed at the women and their constant nattering. What happened?!

Pat of the Palace 04-10-2016 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 13258123)
This.

I remember the days before mobile phones when we blokes were renowned for brief to the point phone calls ("Pub?" "Yeah - meet you there at 8" "Later").

We laughed at the women and their constant nattering. What happened?!

It's all that oestrogen in the water.

Terrace Bickle 04-10-2016 06:03 PM

Mobile use whilst driving is bad enough, but I'm starting to see more and more people not even looking where they are going.
Twice today I saw women staring at the mobiles held near their laps, for a good few seconds whilst in traffic that must've been going about 15-20mph. It beggars belief.

art malice 04-10-2016 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13258400)
Mobile use whilst driving is bad enough, but I'm starting to see more and more people not even looking where they are going.
Twice today I saw women staring at the mobiles held near their laps, for a good few seconds whilst in traffic that must've been going about 15-20mph. It beggars belief.

I was waiting to pull onto a roundabout last week when I saw a woman coming round who was clearly texting on her phone, doing about 20 mph. I gave her a massive toot of the horn, which startled her. She probably mentioned it in her text.


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