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PeterH 29-12-2017 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 14018535)
I don't see any justification above? you have in the past called me one of the more unpleasant posters and all I am doing is highlighting the hypocrisy. Don't take my posts personally, it probably feels like I am on your case because it would seem as if you have decided to start posting some rather ludicrous nd outlandish comments.

You used to be quiet nasty, these days you appear more reasonable in your posts.

But, to me, you seem to be following me around to pick on anything where I go overboard.

There are plenty of posters saying some really nasty personal stuff at other BBSers on these boards - funnily, I dont see you weighing in then.

But if I make a throwaway comment on someones packed lunch habits, you are all over it like a rash.

Do I have a reason to feel concerned? You are either baiting me or think I am an insufferable prick that needs to be brought to task. I can accept either, but not some wishywashy excuse that is not you.

Yoda 29-12-2017 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14018795)
Indeed. But I am in the job of re-education. I have a very limited number of Palace shirts to give out. One or two a term. And if Sanchez moves to Man City all those hooky Arsenal shirts will be in the back of the closets and there will be Man City shirts everywhere.

Chilean men are mummys boys, and they have to support the team that are winning things or have a high profile Chilean and winning things.

They dont understand that you cant just change allegiances like that.

They are like Asian half and half shirt wearers.

You could take a step back and ask yourself why you’re letting the opinion of such people upset or bother you in any way?

If they’re hard wired to support their high profile Chilean in whatever team he plays for, I wouldn’t invest much time/energy in trying to change their perception. They might even entrench further to counter your efforts!

They’re probably enjoying getting a reaction from you.

PeterH 29-12-2017 09:41 PM

Nah. Hard wired is not right. They are fed it like a child is fed yoghurt with a spoon. When every sports news item is focused on Chileans playing in Europe it becomes ingrained. It is the opium for the masses syndrome.

On Sunday nights they have a football round up - they start with the Chilean first division and concentrate 80% of that on three teams, Colo Colo, Univ de Chile, and Catolica. Then they brush past the other games. Much like our MOTD. Colo Colo are always mentioned even if they havent played, just because they want to keep the sheep that follow them happy.

They then do a waste of a segment called the international round up. This involves the Chileans that play abroad. They might show a goal from whoever the league leaders are in the Uk or Spain. But they will ignore all other matches and then show highlights of some Chilean no mark playing in the Turkish second division.

When Champions League comes around they will invariably show every Real Madrid and Barcelona game live - even if they are playing some team from Iceland. They would chose this over Man Utd vs Bayern or PSG vs Juventus on the same day.

I take the piss out of them TBH. And I bully them in class if they turn up in a Man Utd or Chelsea top. Because Chileans have never played for either team, and it just means that team is winning trophies in England or Europe at that particular time.

Those half and half Chelsea/Man Utd would sell like hot cakes here.

You know, Chileans first started wearing Man City shirts when Chilean Pelligrini was manager. Even though, he has stated that he has no intention of ever managing the national side or a club side in Chile.

PeterH 29-12-2017 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 14018869)
They’re probably enjoying getting a reaction from you.

For the most part they are too dense to think like that. Ask CT if you dont believe me.

PeterH 29-12-2017 10:12 PM

Let me explain it better - have you seen Ty from Arsenal TV - that is the kind of people we are talking about.

Whereas most Palace fans wouldnt wear a Palace top outside of football day and going to the game.

Personally, I might occasionally don Palace cufflinks.

It is how we roll.

Oldtown Eagle 29-12-2017 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14018991)
Let me explain it better - have you seen Ty from Arsenal TV - that is the kind of people we are talking about.

Whereas most Palace fans wouldnt wear a Palace top outside of football day and going to the game.

Personally, I might occasionally don Palace cufflinks.

It is how we roll.

:hi: I entirely agree. I only wear my Benteke pants when I am hoping to score.

PIE "N" MASH 29-12-2017 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14018996)
:hi: I entirely agree. I only wear my Benteke pants when I am hoping to score.

64yo virgin then:eek::eek:

PeterH 29-12-2017 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14018996)
:hi: I entirely agree. I only wear my Benteke pants when I am hoping to score.

You must have about the same luck as I did for about 15 years. And I werent wearing any pants.

chrisophiex 29-12-2017 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14018996)
:hi: I entirely agree. I only wear my Benteke pants when I am hoping to score.


I wish he would.

Oldtown Eagle 29-12-2017 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14019001)
64yo virgin then:eek::eek:

:supergrin:

PeterH 29-12-2017 10:24 PM

I will wear a pair if I need to stand still somewhere for a very long period of time.

Stellavista 30-12-2017 12:02 AM

People who call their family 'Team.....'
F*ck off twats.

cappuccinoeagle 30-12-2017 01:55 AM

Eamonn Holmes OBE, seriously?

glenn.f 30-12-2017 04:09 AM

Steve Smith

the digger 30-12-2017 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14019285)
Steve Smith

Agreed

Maidstoned Eagle 30-12-2017 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14018940)

You know, Chileans first started wearing Man City shirts when Chilean Pelligrini was manager. Even though, he has stated that he has no intention of ever managing the national side or a club side in Chile.

What about when he was manager of Malaga?

PeterH 30-12-2017 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14019304)
What about when he was manager of Malaga?

Less so. The change came when he went to Chile TV loving Real Madrid. Barcelona shirts were discarded en masse. It caused a lot of confusion because I think Sanchez was playing at Barcelona.

I think many had both shirts in the closet, and they would chose which to wear based on who performed better Sanchez or Pelligrini.

I tried to tell people that you cant support both Real Madrid and Barcelona, but that went on deaf ears.

But TBF they are not supporters.

RazorsEdge 30-12-2017 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14019285)
Steve Smith

Agree

KYLIE MINEAGLE 30-12-2017 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14019285)
Steve Smith

I know his old man. Is there a thread I should mention this.:supergrin:

Maidstoned Eagle 30-12-2017 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14019308)
Less so. The change came when he went to Chile TV loving Real Madrid. Barcelona shirts were discarded en masse. It caused a lot of confusion because I think Sanchez was playing at Barcelona.

I think many had both shirts in the closet, and they would chose which to wear based on who performed better Sanchez or Pelligrini.

I tried to tell people that you cant support both Real Madrid and Barcelona, but that went on deaf ears.

But TBF they are not supporters.

He came to Malaga after Real.

Worksop Palace 30-12-2017 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14018996)
:hi: I entirely agree. I only wear my Benteke pants when I am hoping to score.

You must wank a lot

Jordan's Jacket 30-12-2017 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14019229)
Eamonn Holmes OBE, seriously?

Honours list generally. An honour of any sort carries absolutely no cache any more. They are just dished out to minor celebrities willy nilly for doing their jobs. I know a few totally undeserving people with honours and I still can't work out why they gor them

PeterH 30-12-2017 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14019364)
He came to Malaga after Real.

Not many Malaga shirts to buy in the markets here. Luckily he seems to have disappeared off the radar.

They like to report on anything football wise that has a hint of Chile in it. Although Chile utterly failed to qualify for the WC they will consule themselves that two former Chilean team managers will be at the WC. They will get a touch of glory transference from that.

PeterH 30-12-2017 04:25 PM

Women cant stand their men being idle for long periods.

She has popped off to spend a couple of hours with the grandkid. I use the time to piss about on the BBS. Then I get up and clean the house from top to bottom, she doesnt know that. I check my phone to see 5 missed calls. This means - why dont you leave the house and join me for a walk in 30 degree heat.

I ask her what she wants, and she puts the phone down pissed off. If you are going to do that, why call five times.

She will call me pesado, and then thank me grudgingly for cleaning the house.

She has trouble relaxing herself.

Sometimes I hark for my single days. I am already missing work.

Neckinger Eagle 30-12-2017 06:50 PM

People commentating on my eating: ‘oh he must have been hungry, oh don’t you like it, oh he’s certainly cleaned his plate ‘

People who make a noise when yawning.

Neckinger Eagle 30-12-2017 06:56 PM

While we’re at it, ‘Zander’ Armstrong (which in itself is annoying) saying ‘it’s a goodnight from Richard and a goodnight from me, goodnight

BERT'S HEAD 30-12-2017 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020511)
While we’re at it, ‘Zander’ Armstrong (which in itself is annoying) saying ‘it’s a goodnight from Richard and a goodnight from me, goodnight

While we're at it - why does said Armstrong when the contestants fail in the final always inform them that, no they did not find a pointless answer so they don't win the dosh ?

BERT'S HEAD 30-12-2017 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020511)
While we’re at it, ‘Zander’ Armstrong (which in itself is annoying) saying ‘it’s a goodnight from Richard and a goodnight from me, goodnight

While we're at it - why does said Armstrong when the contestants fail in the final always inform them that, no they did not find a pointless answer so they don't win the dosh ?

BERT'S HEAD 30-12-2017 07:02 PM

BH you have double-posted....you don't win the dosh.

cpfcfan1 30-12-2017 07:58 PM

That stupid nationwide advert

**** off

Blind_Eagle 30-12-2017 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14020113)
She will call me pesado

Damn you autocorrect. :)

danpalace07 31-12-2017 03:48 AM

Early games. Nearly always a bit shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020501)
People commentating on my eating: ‘oh he must have been hungry, oh don’t you like it, oh he’s certainly cleaned his plate ‘

People who make a noise when yawning.

This can get to ****, always thought it was very impolite. Yes I eat a lot, spare me the song and dance

PeterH 31-12-2017 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020501)
People commentating on my eating: ‘oh he must have been hungry, oh don’t you like it, oh he’s certainly cleaned his plate ‘

Are you 5? Or a dog?

the digger 31-12-2017 04:08 AM

2017. Thank a non-specific deity that it's nearly done.

PeterH 31-12-2017 04:25 AM

Terrible and great for me in equal parts. First six months very stressful, second cruising.

the digger 31-12-2017 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14020994)
Terrible and great for me in equal parts. First six months very stressful, second cruising.

A reminder of all my faults. I've had fun but find myself starting again, again, worse off according to any scale you would use to measure.

Adlerhorst 31-12-2017 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 14019341)
I know his old man. Is there a thread I should mention this.:supergrin:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Stan_Smith.png

little al 31-12-2017 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14020113)
Women cant stand their men being idle for long periods.

She has popped off to spend a couple of hours with the grandkid. I use the time to piss about on the BBS. Then I get up and clean the house from top to bottom, she doesnt know that. I check my phone to see 5 missed calls. This means - why dont you leave the house and join me for a walk in 30 degree heat.

I ask her what she wants, and she puts the phone down pissed off. If you are going to do that, why call five times.

She will call me pesado, and then thank me grudgingly for cleaning the house.

She has trouble relaxing herself.

Sometimes I hark for my single days. I am already missing work.

Return her and buy a new one.

PeterH 31-12-2017 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14021025)
Return her and buy a new one.

We give a mate of mine stick for his trade ins.

Too old and out of funds to invest in a new one. And I get a lot of mileage on a tank of fuel on this one.

Jim Cannon 31-12-2017 07:23 PM

Bad penalty decisions

bubbs11 01-01-2018 07:26 AM

New Year celebrations. What the feck are we celebrating?!

From a young child i’ve always found it such an irritating, merose and massively cringeworthy time of year. Thankfully now I’m old enough to just go to bed and sleep through the whole nonsense.

Oh...and happy new year!

Worksop Palace 01-01-2018 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14023793)
New Year celebrations. What the feck are we celebrating?!

From a young child i’ve always found it such an irritating, merose and massively cringeworthy time of year. Thankfully now I’m old enough to just go to bed and sleep through the whole nonsense.

Oh...and happy new year!

Can’t stand it mate.

Me and the Mrs and some friends went to Sheffield at 12pm for beers and a meal (only downside to that was missing the game), came back on the 6pm train and fell asleep on the sofa at 8. Went to bed at half 10.

Worksop Palace 01-01-2018 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 14023358)
Bad penalty decisions

Bad penalty misses morelike !

12th if Bentekes and Luka’s go in. Feckin 12th !!

thefox 01-01-2018 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14023796)
Bad penalty misses morelike !

12th if Bentekes and Luka’s go in. Feckin 12th !!

Joint 9th if Everton didn't have their fake penalty.

Worksop Palace 01-01-2018 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14023803)
Joint 9th if Everton didn't have their fake penalty.

Don’t make it worse ! :sob:

bubbs11 01-01-2018 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14023803)
Joint 9th if Everton didn't have their fake penalty.

It’s frustrating, but with half a season left, there’s a long time to make up for it. Wouldn’t be surprised to see us finish top half.

thefox 01-01-2018 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14023806)
Don’t make it worse ! :sob:

I'm sorry.









Probably 7th if Allardyce hadn't left. :D

Worksop Palace 01-01-2018 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14023847)
I'm sorry.









Probably 7th if Allardyce hadn't left. :D

This is very true

Se9 eagles 01-01-2018 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14023847)
I'm sorry.









Probably 7th if Allardyce hadn't left. :D

And 20th if FDB still here.Cheer up:lux::lux::lux:!

Danny_Cheviot 01-01-2018 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Se9 eagles (Post 14023983)
And 20th if FDB still here.Cheer up:lux::lux::lux:!

Yep, joint bottom if it wasn’t for the last minute goals against West Ham and Stoke.

We move on.................

Isle of Wight 01-01-2018 10:29 AM

Racism in football. I just don't get it, be it from supporters or players. Torquay supporters at it now. I thought this was left behind us in the uk years ago.

bubbs11 01-01-2018 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny_Cheviot (Post 14023999)
Yep, joint bottom if it wasn’t for the last minute goals against West Ham and Stoke.

We move on.................

I like that. I will replace that thought with the two penalty misses every time they appear in my mind.

dannyb1 01-01-2018 10:47 AM

the raven kitchens ad with the Chicago song.

cappuccinoeagle 01-01-2018 08:25 PM

The Philip Schofield Compare The Market Ad
Rebel Wilson

Vince Hilaire's Afro 01-01-2018 08:39 PM

Old women's attitudes towards bacon

richdeniro 01-01-2018 08:43 PM

From tomorrow every gym, swimming pool, etc being packed out for a month with the New Years Resolution Brigade who won't be there by February 1.

postman plod 01-01-2018 08:52 PM

Adults that call their parents Mummy and Daddy

Stellavista 01-01-2018 08:56 PM

A friend of the wife, who has just declared that 'Jack Black is a fantastic actor' and that a woman she knows has a 'speech imperiment'.

cranesparkeagle 02-01-2018 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14014676)
Joe Root

Steve Smith

cranesparkeagle 02-01-2018 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son of Selhurst (Post 14013123)
BBC having an article about free speech and fines for "No platforming"’ but not linking a Have Your Say discussion about it. And then an article criticizing Lewis Hamilton unhappy about a nephew in drag. Again with no HYS


After Brexit the BBC have a nerve even mentioning the subject

cranesparkeagle 02-01-2018 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14002588)
Not being able to fully empty my bladder while sitting down for a shit.

Had a prostate op in October. I've been there

Vince Hilaire's Afro 02-01-2018 05:36 AM

People who pee on toilet seats

Polak 02-01-2018 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro (Post 14025619)
People who pee on toilet seats

And shit on them as well. We have both types of misdemeanour in our office toilets.

Maidstoned Eagle 02-01-2018 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Polak (Post 14025650)
And shit on them as well. We have both types of misdemeanour in our office toilets.

Careful, in-exile will be accusing you of living in Maidstone.

Little Fozzie 02-01-2018 09:20 AM

People at work saying happy new year. If there was anything happy about it I wouldn't be sat here with you wankers

Worksop Palace 02-01-2018 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 14025745)
People at work saying happy new year. If there was anything happy about it I wouldn't be sat here with you wankers

:D

Icy 03-01-2018 12:12 PM

The new year resolution gym crowd. I'm all for people improving their health, however if you can't do 5 push-ups then you shouldn't be clogging up the bench press. Still i will reserve a special kind of hatred for the fat full kit Man U wanker in Broadgate Circle.

PeterH 03-01-2018 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 14030006)
Still i will reserve a special kind of hatred for the fat full kit Man U wanker in Broadgate Circle.


TBF. That has to be worth walking up to him and asking him - what do you think you look like. Anyone past about 15 years of age shoudnt be full kit wankers.

the digger 03-01-2018 09:39 PM

Realising that you are not watching a live feed when people on the BBS start discussing goals you haven't seen yet.

PeterH 03-01-2018 10:55 PM

BBSers who comment, usually on the SP thread, and have absolutely nothing to say. No opinion whatsoever ever.

I get why they love SP, but this is a manlove without any room for any criticism.

Dont they understand this is a discussion board?

We should have some system of IQ testing before allowing people on these boards.

Mininum requirement should be the ability to present an argument on a subject of a sentence or two.

Surrey Eagle 03-01-2018 11:28 PM

Wilfs arguing to refs and benteke getting paid 120k a week

cappuccinoeagle 04-01-2018 10:34 PM

That moment you think an overlong work meeting is ending and then someone makes an banal observation or repeats something said before.

That woman who resigned from the Bronte Society because Lily Cole became patron. What a snob.

Isle of Wight 05-01-2018 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14033251)

That woman who resigned from the Bronte Society because Lily Cole became patron. What a snob.

This annoyed me as well. I had no idea who Lilly Cole was and a quick look should a smart person with a degree in history of art. Great choice.

cappuccinoeagle 06-01-2018 09:18 PM

The ad for Shpock

Stellavista 07-01-2018 01:46 AM

Vegans telling me what to eat. You can do what you like, but leave me the f*ck alone.

Reps AJ 07-01-2018 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14033710)
This annoyed me as well. I had no idea who Lilly Cole was and a quick look should a smart person with a degree in history of art. Great choice.

Apparently a double first from Cambridge

But you know, she was a model, so we should write her off

Maidstoned Eagle 07-01-2018 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14037022)
Vegans telling me what to eat. You can do what you like, but leave me the f*ck alone.

Ask them why, if they love animals so much, are they eating all their food.

Worksop Palace 07-01-2018 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14037188)
Ask them why, if they love animals so much, are they eating all their food.

:D

cappuccinoeagle 07-01-2018 08:14 PM

Foolishly putting on Dancing On Ice, then seeing the smug visages of Willoughby and Schofield, I quickly moved on.

elgin eagle 07-01-2018 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14037188)
Ask them why, if they love animals so much, are they eating all their food.

Hehe :p

People who don't fully appreciate every match against your rivals. Surely it's what you live for as a fan? I want us to put out 11 killer players against Brighton, and smash them every time we get an opportunity to play them.

pallet 08-01-2018 12:28 PM

DIY, I hate decorating.

Vendy 08-01-2018 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Polak (Post 14025650)
And shit on them as well. We have both types of misdemeanour in our office toilets.

What is it with people, I tried 5 stalls in Sainsbury the other day and couldn't bring myself to use any of them, Two seats with a bit of shit on them and all over the pan. Two with piss on them and the other was just rank all round. Pity the poor bastard that has to clean that up every ******* day. I tried to fathom the shit on the seat, I would guess they don't actually sit on the seat and try to hover shit, I just cannot see how it gets on to it! Probably spent too much time standing there thinking what the ****, nearly broke my neck hanging on to it until I got home.

Pat of the Palace 08-01-2018 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14038135)
Hehe :p

People who don't fully appreciate every match against your rivals. Surely it's what you live for as a fan? I want us to put out 11 killer players against Brighton, and smash them every time we get an opportunity to play them.

Yep. Every time we play them should be seen as an opportunity to humiliate them further.

elgin eagle 08-01-2018 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 14039190)
Yep. Every time we play them should be seen as an opportunity to humiliate them further.

Absolutely. Get the job done then take players off.

TopKnot 08-01-2018 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 14038991)
What is it with people, I tried 5 stalls in Sainsbury the other day and couldn't bring myself to use any of them, Two seats with a bit of shit on them and all over the pan. Two with piss on them and the other was just rank all round. Pity the poor bastard that has to clean that up every ******* day. I tried to fathom the shit on the seat, I would guess they don't actually sit on the seat and try to hover shit, I just cannot see how it gets on to it! Probably spent too much time standing there thinking what the ****, nearly broke my neck hanging on to it until I got home.

always baffled me when I went into a loo and there was crusty shite on the top bit of the seat. How the hell does it get there. Then I watched 'Way of the Dragon' a few years ago and the penny dropped.

https://mediatoilets.files.wordpress...ntechnique.jpg

DocSavage 08-01-2018 03:28 PM

BBC and all of its sanctimonious employees

"Carrie Gracie has said she resigned as the BBC's China editor because she could not "collude" in a policy of "unlawful pay discrimination".

She quit, citing pay inequality with male international editors earning more than her £135,000-a-year salary.

She said she had refused a £45,000 rise as it still left a "big gap" between her and her male counterparts when all she wanted was to be "made equal"."

I'd be impressed if she took a wage cut cause she's hugely overpaid and cossetted in a nothing job paid for from public purse (by me!!!)

Purepalace 08-01-2018 04:11 PM

Coutinho or more accurately his transfer dominating the Sky Transfer news reports

I didn't care about him when he was at Liverpool so why should I give a flying **** now he's at Barcelona?

andyocpfc 08-01-2018 04:13 PM

People that believe everything transfer wise that's written in red top papers and use it to have a pop at our club - fools .

Someone could write that f--king half sheep half zebras are being dropped down from outer space with the intention of stuffing our homan arses with stinging nettles and people would believe them - fools.

saxoneagle 08-01-2018 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 14039365)
half sheep half zebras are being dropped down from outer space with the intention of stuffing our homan arses with stinging nettles and people would believe them

When do they arrive? Need to clear my diary.

cappuccinoeagle 08-01-2018 09:00 PM

Travelling on buses

cappuccinoeagle 08-01-2018 09:46 PM

Brighton And Hove Albion FC , obviously

saxoneagle 09-01-2018 08:02 AM

The amount of Palace fans who "didn't care" if we lost last night as the Premier League is more important.

Talk about falling for the Sky sales pitch about the "greatest league in the world" (c)

strawberry mivi 09-01-2018 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14039375)
When do they arrive? Need to clear my diary.

No point. They are horses, more milk from cows.
BTW, it is Friesian in the dairy this morning.

Worksop Palace 09-01-2018 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14042170)
The amount of Palace fans who "didn't care" if we lost last night as the Premier League is more important.

Talk about falling for the Sky sales pitch about the "greatest league in the world" (c)

I don’t think anyone genuinely ‘didn’t care’, it’s just that staying in the PL is more important than beating Brighton reserves with our reserves in a 3rd round cup game in front of a half empty stadium. You only need to see what’s happened because of that game to realise why. Schlupp and Andros our for a while by the sounds of it. Should have played a full 2nd string

Nostrils 09-01-2018 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14039255)
always baffled me when I went into a loo and there was crusty shite on the top bit of the seat. How the hell does it get there. Then I watched 'Way of the Dragon' a few years ago and the penny dropped.

https://mediatoilets.files.wordpress...ntechnique.jpg

You sh!t pennies? Try holding on for another day and you could end up with pound coins.

old traf 09-01-2018 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14039363)
Coutinho or more accurately his transfer dominating the Sky Transfer news reports

I didn't care about him when he was at Liverpool so why should I give a flying **** now he's at Barcelona?

HEAR HEAR. Nealy gave me a heart attack going on and on about Coutinho in SPAIN. had to go outside and watch the grass growing

TWOSEAT EAGLE 09-01-2018 08:32 AM

Stephen Mulherne and everything he appeas on.

saxoneagle 09-01-2018 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14042183)
staying in the PL is more important than beating Brighton reserves with our reserves in a 3rd round cup game in front of a half empty stadium.

1. If there is now a time when Palace don't want to compete in the FA Cup and would prefer to finish 17th, I'm out.
2. We shouldn't have played a reserve team - this is a cup competition we're capable of winning.
3. Half empty stadium? So what? I don't care if one man and his dog turn up, Palace should be trying to win.
4. The injuries are misleading - yes, they hurt the squad but that's not the fault of last night: that's the fault of FIVE summer transfer windows wasted and not strengthening the squad.

People saying we should be concentrating on staying in the PL? Well sure, but we're ******* FIVE years in now and making the same mistakes with an unbalanced squad, meaning the one chance we have of actually winning something has to be sacrificed so we can finish 17th and the CLUB can pocket hundreds of millions and build a shiny new stadium? What bullshit.

:jerkit:

Vince Hilaire's Afro 09-01-2018 08:45 AM

Waking up with a sore arse stuffed with stinging nettles by a half sheep, half zebra

Worksop Palace 09-01-2018 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14042224)
1. If there is now a time when Palace don't want to compete in the FA Cup and would prefer to finish 17th, I'm out.
2. We shouldn't have played a reserve team - this is a cup competition we're capable of winning.
3. Half empty stadium? So what? I don't care if one man and his dog turn up, Palace should be trying to win.
4. The injuries are misleading - yes, they hurt the squad but that's not the fault of last night: that's the fault of FIVE summer transfer windows wasted and not strengthening the squad.

People saying we should be concentrating on staying in the PL? Well sure, but we're ******* FIVE years in now and making the same mistakes with an unbalanced squad, meaning the one chance we have of actually winning something has to be sacrificed so we can finish 17th and the CLUB can pocket hundreds of millions and build a shiny new stadium? What bullshit.

:jerkit:

Let it all out son. Let it all out


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