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WLYWLYAWYPWF 12-08-2015 10:22 AM

Five Live. Ill health, sexual abuse or financial ruin seem to be the main theme every fecking morning. Cheerful.

smileysmith 12-08-2015 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualChocolate (Post 12521710)
Double ouch

No personal offence intended. ;)

art malice 12-08-2015 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12522444)
Five Live. Ill health, sexual abuse or financial ruin seem to be the main theme every fecking morning. Cheerful.

There was a piece recently on female genital mutilation on BBC Breakfast. Bring back Tiswas.

evvo111 12-08-2015 11:40 AM

People that can't see the light at the end of the tunnel http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weir...spital-doctors

Isle of Wight 12-08-2015 02:13 PM

Wasps

SexualChocolate 12-08-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 12522481)
No personal offence intended. ;)


Lol! Anything I can help with fella?

smileysmith 12-08-2015 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualChocolate (Post 12523069)
Lol! Anything I can help with fella?

Thanks, no. Quite capable of dealing with them, just find them annoying.

danpalace07 12-08-2015 05:22 PM

The annoying Sky Sports News-lite layout BT are using for their Europe channel. Fair enough if the channel was just news but they're showing full matches ffs. It's a bit like the Yank channels that zoom out the football to show a huge ad for 10 seconds.

Selhurst300 12-08-2015 05:44 PM

An ineffective opposition in the House of Commons.

postman plod 12-08-2015 08:28 PM

Any cooking programmes.
F..k me are they boring or what?
I couldn't give a flying f..k if some twats cake has fallen flat.
Must go and watch that paint dry.

Richard 12-08-2015 08:31 PM

Grown men pulling small suitcases on wheels behind them with the attendant din. Man up and carry your bag, you wimp.

palace nutter 12-08-2015 10:44 PM

Great British Bore Off

Far East Eagle 12-08-2015 11:11 PM

Tony Blair

in-exile 12-08-2015 11:15 PM

The M25

SA Eagle 12-08-2015 11:16 PM

So called 'street performers' in Trafalgar Square.

in-exile 12-08-2015 11:16 PM

The highways agency

Stellavista 12-08-2015 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12522489)
Bring back Tiswas.

Good idea.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...a536cc981c.jpg

Hibernator 13-08-2015 12:30 AM

Game show contestants who clap themselves when everyone is supposed to be clapping them! Idiots.

davech 13-08-2015 12:32 AM

Going to the supermarket to get the things you buy every week and finding the shelf empty because the thing is now on offer and some other gits have bought the lot and they are now out of stock.

mroakley9 13-08-2015 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hibernator (Post 12523923)
Game show contestants! Idiots.

EFA

danpalace07 13-08-2015 02:57 AM

The shitness of 4OD

dweedman 13-08-2015 03:31 AM

The shitness of television. Can't remember the last time I watched TV for more than an hour, it's just rubbish.

civil eagle 13-08-2015 05:49 AM

Pegasus airlines

Latvian Eagle 13-08-2015 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12523976)
The shitness of television. Can't remember the last time I watched TV for more than an hour, it's just rubbish.

Agreed. It's like all of a sudden they have run out of ideas.

little al 13-08-2015 06:34 AM

Having kids open their exam results live onTV. Who the hell cares apart from them and their parents?

mroakley9 13-08-2015 06:35 AM

When someone demands control of a group assignment but has no clue what they're doing and gets annoyed when they're told that they're doing it wrong

kayjay 13-08-2015 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12523976)
The shitness of television. Can't remember the last time I watched TV for more than an hour, it's just rubbish.

You can watch anything you like on Oz free-to-air telly as long it involves cooking, home reno's or a talent quest. :S:

stinky 13-08-2015 08:44 AM

Nick Kyrgios

mroakley9 13-08-2015 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 12524068)
You can watch anything you like on Oz free-to-air telly as long it involves cooking, home reno's or a talent quest. :S:


Don't forget the TV masterpiece that is the bachelor :D

wighteagle 13-08-2015 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12524003)
Having kids open their exam results live onTV. Who the hell cares apart from them and their parents?

This. I can't stand all the screaming that goes with it either.

Adlerhorst 13-08-2015 09:36 AM

Hospital passes.

in-exile 13-08-2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12524140)
Hospital passes.

That locked door is to keep you in and for everyone's safety....

danpalace07 13-08-2015 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12523976)
The shitness of television. Can't remember the last time I watched TV for more than an hour, it's just rubbish.

I never watch live TV apart from the football. So little on that's worth sitting though the bastard ads. Whoever thought up piracy via torrents is basically Jesus

AndyStreet 13-08-2015 04:12 PM

Labradors.

CT_Palace 13-08-2015 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12524947)
Labradors.

odd.
Just Labradors or are other dogs equally annoying?

I think we need more info

AndyStreet 13-08-2015 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12524964)
odd.
Just Labradors or are other dogs equally annoying?

I think we need more info

Just Labradors. Other dogs are great.

Chocky 13-08-2015 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12521844)
TV presenters/news readers who say "I'll see you tomorrow/next week/after the break etc etc" - no you won't, you can't ******* see me at all you ******* idiot.

The other day someone said "until next week, see you soon".

Chocky 13-08-2015 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12524006)
When someone demands control of a group assignment but has no clue what they're doing and gets annoyed when they're told that they're doing it wrong

The Apprentice. Every episode.

dbutler 13-08-2015 05:55 PM

Cilla Black

little al 13-08-2015 06:32 PM

Why is the @ on a computer a two button thing when it is used so much?

spunky 13-08-2015 06:43 PM

Hicups

in-exile 13-08-2015 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12524968)
Just Labradors. Other dogs are great.

Is it just one colour?

Chocky 13-08-2015 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12525127)
Why is the @ on a computer a two button thing when it is used so much?

Why can't I use one button each to type f*ck and c*nt on the BBS?

Chocky 13-08-2015 06:46 PM

Or minge.

Isle of Wight 13-08-2015 06:58 PM

Amazon packaging

http://i.imgur.com/uFPaUAh.jpg

Three tarpaulins ordered. Three huge boxes with bubblewrap !!!

Chocky 13-08-2015 07:01 PM

And not even the bubble wrap you can sit and burst for 3 hours instead of wanking.

Isle of Wight 13-08-2015 07:04 PM

I know I recon I will get about 20 pops per box vrs hundreds if it had been original flavour.

FORZA SELHURST 13-08-2015 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12525175)
And not even the bubble wrap you can sit and burst for 3 hours instead of wanking.

Or polystyrene for making napalm.

Chocky 13-08-2015 07:40 PM

Warrior in Woolworths.

in-exile 13-08-2015 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12525172)
Amazon packaging

http://i.imgur.com/uFPaUAh.jpg

Three tarpaulins ordered. Three huge boxes with bubblewrap !!!

Amazon users....

elgin eagle 13-08-2015 09:05 PM

Traipsing up and down three flights for stairs for two weeks to leech the internet from the hotel next door, then realising that for a measly 15 euros i can have 1.5gb of mobile data and tether it to all the devices my family uses :grrr:

Its kept me fitter i suppose.

FORZA SELHURST 13-08-2015 09:07 PM

Always look on the bright side, tovarich.

BCFC Cider 13-08-2015 09:10 PM

people

elgin eagle 13-08-2015 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12525350)
Always look on the bright side, tovarich.

:lux:

Indeed. Now i have 1.49gb to fritter away in less than a week instead of to frugally eke it out over 3 :)

suits_you 14-08-2015 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12525240)
Amazon users....

hippies

kayjay 14-08-2015 10:53 AM

nick krygios

mroakley9 14-08-2015 11:27 AM

Shots of the crowd during sports games, while play is still going on

kayjay 14-08-2015 11:31 AM

selhurst excluded

KYLIE MINEAGLE 14-08-2015 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 12525989)
nick krygios

See my post on Joey Barton.

Icy 14-08-2015 12:53 PM

The Labour "leadership contest". Like an arthritic donkey race. The participants may have a vague interest but that's about it.

chrisophiex 14-08-2015 01:36 PM

The advert where that dick wafts about with a massive credit card, spinning it around and flipping it up in the air. God knows what move he does at the end of the advert, but it's not impressive

SexualChocolate 14-08-2015 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12524947)
Labradors.

FOAD :veryangry

cranesparkeagle 14-08-2015 07:00 PM

The latest Ladbrokes ad

He knows 1 in 5 times he'll win
4 in 5 times he wont lose

Unbelievable. Who are these people kidding. If that were the case how would Ladbrokes make any money. When will the authorities do something about the people spouting this bullshit

dweedman 14-08-2015 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranesparkeagle (Post 12526738)
The latest Ladbrokes ad

He knows 1 in 5 times he'll win
4 in 5 times he wont lose

Unbelievable. Who are these people kidding. If that were the case how would Ladbrokes make any money. When will the authorities do something about the people spouting this bullshit

The mentality of almost every betting/alcohol advert I've ever seen:


elgin eagle 15-08-2015 04:47 PM

Discovering my 'month' of mobile data lasts for 2 days.

CT_Palace 15-08-2015 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12527891)
Discovering my 'month' of mobile data lasts for 2 days.

Get back up them stairs Elgin

elgin eagle 15-08-2015 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12527892)
Get back up them stairs Elgin

Haha, 51 of the buggers mate. Not good when its 37 degrees, and then you forget the key to get out :(:sob:

Chocky 15-08-2015 05:13 PM

Didn't realise it was so warm in 'Scotland'!

elgin eagle 15-08-2015 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12527922)
Didn't realise it was so warm in 'Scotland'!

It doesn't get to 37 in scotland even if you add a weeks worth of temperatures together :)

For Paranoias 15-08-2015 05:16 PM

GARTH CROOKS :veryangry

How does this absolute twat still get employed by the BBC?

Chocky 15-08-2015 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12527927)
GARTH CROOKS :veryangry

How does this absolute twat still get employed by the BBC?

Can't sack people that have heads that look like a giant Malteser.

BERT'S HEAD 15-08-2015 05:26 PM

Nicholas Cage as Juan Sheet.

elgin eagle 15-08-2015 05:35 PM

Looking for the 'home' tab on the bbs.

Chocky 15-08-2015 05:37 PM

Homepage is being redesigned innit.

elgin eagle 15-08-2015 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12527955)
Homepage is being redesigned innit.

That'll be why i can't find it then, cheers :p Not annoyed anymore.

Wenda Simms 16-08-2015 01:41 AM

When traffic light is down and a traffic police causes more traffic!

Hedgehog 16-08-2015 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wenda Simms (Post 12528344)
When traffic light is down and a traffic police causes more traffic!

I tend to disagree with this one... most times intersections seem to work better when the light are out!

Well here anyway.

Hedgehog 16-08-2015 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12527891)
Discovering my 'month' of mobile data lasts for 2 days.

You and my wife both!

CT_Palace 16-08-2015 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12528351)
I tend to disagree with this one... most times intersections seem to work better when the light are out!

Well here anyway.

You should qualify that statement H: Intersections with no traffic cops.
My experience is intersections with busted lights suddenly become much quicker to navigate.

Hedgehog 16-08-2015 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12528380)
You should qualify that statement H: Intersections with no traffic cops.
My experience is intersections with busted lights suddenly become much quicker to navigate.

Yes - with no cops or traffic enforcement officers... traffic wardens in old money.

in-exile 16-08-2015 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12527962)
That'll be why i can't find it then, cheers :p Not annoyed anymore.

its been going on for ages...FFS they should have given the job to these boys! www.youtube.com/watch?v=COmKmFjhG5o

Worksop Palace 16-08-2015 06:14 AM

Mosquito bites.

Especially the 2 located on my dick.

Not funny. Not funny at all. Although it seems to have cheered the wife up

Worksop Palace 16-08-2015 06:14 AM

Mosquito bites.

Especially the 2 located on my dick.

Not funny. Not funny at all. Although it seems to have cheered the wife up

GorBlimey 16-08-2015 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12528407)
Mosquito bites.

Especially the 2 located on my dick.

Not funny. Not funny at all. Although it seems to have cheered the wife up

Ask her to rub some ointment on it - that'll put a smile on your face at least.

Wolfnipplechips 16-08-2015 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12528407)
Mosquito bites.

Especially the 2 located on my dick.

Not funny. Not funny at all. Although it seems to have cheered the wife up

I managed to pick up 19 bites last week when watching my son paintballing in France. None on the knob though. At the moment that's the only area that does not require scratching thankfully.

Chocky 16-08-2015 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12528397)
its been going on for ages...FFS they should have given the job to these boys! www.youtube.com/watch?v=COmKmFjhG5o

It's being done in Word and the font will be Comic Sans.

spike 16-08-2015 06:06 PM

People in car park who don't pay for / validate their ticket until they get to the barrier and block the exit whilst they get out and sort it at the office next to the gates.

For Paranoias 16-08-2015 07:43 PM

People on here slagging off Mutch for no reason.

What about Ward and Bolasie today you twats ?

For Paranoias 16-08-2015 09:51 PM

East Croydon Station.

How many years to sort out the platforms/refurb/informatiom boards

Total mess

WLYWLYAWYPWF 16-08-2015 10:26 PM

English people who pronounce the c in Barcelona as th. They sound like C*nts. I don't care if it's how it should be pronounced, no one is impressed.

Isle of Wight 16-08-2015 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12530829)
English people who pronounce the c in Barcelona as th. They sound like C*nts. I don't care if it's how it should be pronounced, no one is impressed.

What's a Thunt???

WLYWLYAWYPWF 16-08-2015 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12530846)
What's a Thunt???

Neymar

cp98 16-08-2015 10:46 PM

Palace Stewarding

The_Professor 16-08-2015 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12528380)
My experience is intersections with busted lights suddenly become much quicker to navigate.

Badly phased and unnecessary traffic lights (I.e. 95% of lights on roundabouts it seems...why have a roundabout instead of a crossroads only to put traffic lights on it?)
Being a former Colliers Wood / Mitcham resident - an area almost completely snarled up by traffic 24/7 I can vouch that junctions seems to flow far more freely when the lights were broken.

mroakley9 17-08-2015 12:50 PM

When you're watching the pre game chit chat nonsense in Australia before a big Palace v Arsenal game and it is clear the 'experts' know little about Palace unless they want to chat about Mile. When one 'expert' says: "Oh, I actually watched that game!" (about the Palace v Norwich game) as if that's such an achievement and not actually his job, it makes him look like a proper knob.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 17-08-2015 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12531504)
When you're watching the pre game chit chat nonsense in Australia before a big Palace v Arsenal game and it is clear the 'experts' know little about Palace unless they want to chat about Mile. When one 'expert' says: "Oh, I actually watched that game!" (about the Palace v Norwich game) as if that's such an achievement and not actually his job, it makes him look like a proper knob.

e.g When Robbie Slater called YB Yannick Bolagnaise. Tis true.

Langers 17-08-2015 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Langers (Post 12187635)
The favicon and background on the BBS website ... still showing the old Palace badge

Background gone at last :lux: ... still the old badge on the Favicon :veryangry

http://www.cpfc.org/favicon.ico

Pat of the Palace 17-08-2015 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12530829)
English people who pronounce the c in Barcelona as th. They sound like C*nts. I don't care if it's how it should be pronounced, no one is impressed.

It's only pronounced that way in Spanish. The locals say it like in English.

BB Bob 17-08-2015 01:56 PM

What...Barshelona?

Breaking rocks 17-08-2015 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12530829)
English people who pronounce the c in Barcelona as th. They sound like C*nts. I don't care if it's how it should be pronounced, no one is impressed.

Do you mean like this? From 0.23



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