:D

When its owed by QPR?

The name Team GB.

Expect an invoice to pay for the counselling I will need to get over this picture and the thought of her naked that followed

The FA

Ed Milliband.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

David Cameron.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

You could have just said Labour and leave it at that.

He is doing a great job at the moment.

He has.

working for the Tory party then an advisor to Lamont?

Have you seen what Cameron's doing with middle schools at the moment as a direct result of one of his government's laws that wasn't thought through? Millions wasted as middle schools fight for their existence. Cameron and David Laws make me angry.

He is a complete piece of shit, if this doesn't annoy you then nothing will:

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...psdvptoxa8.jpg

He worked for a TV company in a PR role.

Led us to the promised land?

So they don't scare the baby....

Potato picking machines lumbering along at 15mph ignoring laybys despite the sodding great queue behind him for 4 miles.....was bloody starving as well.

:rolleyes: Sorry, but bloody dog owners. I have nothing what so ever against dogs and wish them no harm . . . BUT I do not want them near me, slobbering, jumping up at me, humping my leg . . . feeling I have to be polite and stroke them, while the owner tells me that this snarling beast is actually pleased to see me and wishes me no harm. Keep the bastard away, lock it in another room!

Condescending pricks who hold the door for you for too long.

If I wanted to walk with you the rest of the way, I'd've shouted, 'wait up!'. I didn't.

Makes me want to walk as slowly as possible and make them wait. That should wipe the smug grins off their faces.

Losing games that we could have won or got a draw :grrr:


oh and ******* shyte refs.

Zany street fundraisers with their wacky facial expressions and movements to appear fun and approachable. GET OUT OF MY ******* WAY WEASEL FACE OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH YOUR "I LOVE LONDON" BIRO.

:D

Walking down any high street in Britain is not a pleasureable experience anymore. You get accosted by market research, charity buckets, beggars, and then have to go through it all again on the way back.

How long for?

Eton & Oxford educated MP's who haven't got a clue about real life.

I am sure you could use google to find out that answer....anyway, see link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Communications

So, his only ever job was straight in as 'Director of Corporate Affairs' :D

I bet he was great at that, being able to draw on all of his experience in the working environment. Unbelieveable.

On the coffee theme, people saying "can I get a....", when did that start being alright? If I worked there it wouldn't be long before I replied "no you ******* can't, that's my job"

And while i'm at it.... (this must be what happens when your over 40, you get all annoyed, I never used to care).

Bloody Public Health w*****s telling me eat this, don't ******* eat that, do exercise, don't do too much exercise, get more sleep, get less sleep, drink a bit, don't drink anything. How the **** did stating the bleeding obvious become a job?

This w****r (kevin fenton) http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/...3-27b.193389.h gets paid £180,000 a year and his contribution this winter, "keep your house at 18 degrees C or you'll get cold and ill". Well **** me that's helpful. he also says other helpful stuff like smokings bad for you etc etc. We're all paying for this... 180 ******* grand a year.

On the plus side we'll a live an extra 10 years, probably spent dribbling and pissing ourselves so that's good.

Rant and swearing over for today.

Idiots starting sentences with the word 'so', really irks me. Stop it, its not big and its not clever.

Generalisations:

http://i100.independent.co.uk/articl...ch--lknfNkI8Tl

:)

This really bugs me too especially when you hear it on the radio from so-called experts. Who teaches these morons that this is how to answer a question ?

Basically it's been used to stop people starting a sentance with the word "Basically".

so you say so.

First time posters on the BBS who start their post with something along the lines of "hi, long time reader but first time poster"

People believing in what politicians say.

M25

Touch screen tablets which just as you tap the link on a webpage it all moves and you end up opening some bollocks that you've no interest in. My ipad has been close to getting smashed up since I updated the OS.

Phones that wait until you are about to press 'send', then turn themselves off.

People who report posts from 2013

That is sad

I could willingly throttle my younger daughter for this one - basically every sentence has basically in it about basically 15 times :banghead:

Idon't think you can say this even in jest.

Basically "literally" as well.

I can only assume that they do it because they think it somehow reinforces their authority.

Mine too. Only the sentence usually starts with a slow motion 'Wellllllll, basically...'

My two are fined every time they say "like".

I've started fining their mates too. If they're in my car or my house it's my rules.

Ha ! I remember a post on the BBS that was describing a heavy challenge on Zaha and said something like "He literally took his head off " !

Stadium concert wankers who sit on other peoples shoulders and act like idiots to the likes of Take That. They shouldn't annoy me because it's their money spent to clap in unison. But they do. The manifestation of middle england bland-minded ****wits who just follow the crowd.

Coming on here and seeing Speroni getting slaughtered after every game.We are starting to get the big club syndrome.

People who say 'Wine o'clock' or Beer o'clock'

What is this new one 'hahahaha' after every text conversation with a teenager too? As in texting my daughter 'how are you' and getting a reply 'fine hahahaha'. No idea what that is about.

People who get fussy threads mixed up with this one. Scum.

It's REALLY getting on my tits :veryangry

Shockingly, use of the word 'literally' in this way is now legit ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23729570

Suzie Dent is literally a dirt slut bucket.

Potholes .

Arseholes.

Bloody hell......is she giving birth?

It's even worse when they aren't in a position of authority to reinforce, because it means they're just *****.

Its Universal

Not being able to grow a beard

Grow half of one like me. :)

:D You English Grammar Nazi

I do agree with your actions though.

Funniest thing I heard in Dingwall Road a few months ago was some guy gobbinng off to his mates, "I, Like, Like, Shit":D

Bet that guy needed an Osteopath or Chiropractor after that:D

She's got thighs bigger than Stuart Pearce.

The back of his neck must smell like Grimsby.

:D

Tomato ketchup water. And of course bacon water. The bacon water only really seems an issue at crappy hotel breakfast buffets where some limp looking back bacon is sitting in a tepid pool of cloudy water with the line of fat down the side glistening in all its rubbery glory.

Ketchup water has ruined many a meal when I've thoughtlessly not shaken the bottle first.

Anything to do with Towie, Made in Chelsea or Jordie Shore, who cares????
Also these sad jealous barstards who murder their step sister or brothers. Actually any one who has it in them to murder.

Yeah bloody annoying isn't it? Murder...grrr

People that bang on about how much they hate racists, terrorists, homophobes, paedophiles and anything else that most other normal people don't like either.

innit.:p

Vinegar innit?

Giving in to my wife and trimming mine. :(

Apologists. Grow some balls.

Dogs that bark at everything.

Politely holding a door open for someone who then walks through without any acknowledgement or thanks...this is when I say "You're welcome" & think "Asshole"....

When ordering a coffee and the staff insisting on pouring in milk for you.
I'm a grown up, let me put my own milk in.

Worse than that is when you are in a shoe shop and you put on a pair of shoes to try on and they insist on tying your laces up and ruffling your hair up before you are allowed to walk round the shop in them.

The fact that plebs who "star" in crap programmes like "Gogglebox" are now "celebs" who "star" in adverts .

People in the office who do a countdown to their holiday..............

The same people who then return from said holiday and make a right performance over how many emails they have received in their absence

Those with the hugely misguded belief that even the most mundane moments of their lives are worth sharing on Facebook as their lives are so fascinating to us mere mortals.

Agree with this, also pizza water, I had one the other day and I had to tip it up to drain it off.

Dermott Monaghan's voice when reading the news.

People spelling my surname wrong.

#like

Office PA's who are up their own ar$e$!

You're a secretary....

Hmmm the best ones are far from that, the worse ones I would agree with. Had a few PAs working for me. The three best ones have all gone on to far better careers one is Head of Communications for a major company. One a senior Project Manager, the third is working as a sub contractor on Email installations. All three were brillant PAs all suffered from one thing a lack of self confidence once you got past that and helped develop the confidence there was no way they were going to remain PAs. All three still keep in contact and remain close friends.
The ones to avoid at all costs are those that use the position of their boss to try and influence others. Also be prepared to listen my favourite story on that is a Director who was an excellent guy to work with but had a few issues on management, he threw his toys out of the pram to his PA over the phone after a flight cancellation told her to get him a flight to Bristol airport 20 minutes latter we had phone call in taxi in Paris could not be done best to fly to Heathrow get train to Bristol. Foolishly he decided he knew better and said just get me on any flight to Bristol put phone down, by the time we were at airport had phone call back saying sorted but he would need to change flights be better to go to Heathrow. That point we left him to go to a different terminal......he got there eventually via Jersey and an 8 journey as he had to wait at Jersey and the flight to Jersey from Paris was a 3 hour wait.
I was told the story from the other side she tried to tell him three times he was not having any of it and eventually she said ok Bristol it was....at Jersey he phoned her up and had a real go at her and all she said was I tried not once not twice but three times you thought you knew better. You might be a top engineer which he was but you are not a PA and put phone down on him. Next morning he arrived with a box of chocolates apoligised, and told her she ever let him do that again he would sack her. They had great working relationship afterwards.

The phrase 'fit for purpose'

Wankers.

Especially if their unit of measurement is 'sleeps'.

:D

Now that is really annoying.
What happens if they fall asleep at lunch at work? That should be counted as one sleep and they should be forced at knife point to either stay awake for one whole night to make up for it or bring their flight forward a day.

Yes, I know. I have too much time on my hands.

Women using the word 'vino' instead of wine. It's actually a waste of your own time love. Two syllables instead of one.

Especially infuriating if preceded with the word 'cheeky'.

People (usually tourists) who get out their seats and try to panic-fight their way to the doors on rush-hour packed tube trains when the train has only just left the previous station. This leaves them pointlessly rammed into non-existent space looking more and more frantic for two minutes until they rock up at Bank or Kings Cross etc. and half the carriage disperses anyway.

Chill Your Damn Tits.

Speaking of which, 7 more sleeps until I go to Bali :lux: :p

People who use words that make them sound like a simpleton or a child. For instance, saying Hollibobs instead of holiday. Really gets on my nerves, especially if they then say something like "only 7 more sleeps til my hollibobs".

That stupid twat with the video camera at Selhurst who parades up and down during the match looking for stupid wankers who want to wave to the big screen. Do it at half time if you have to, but i'm trying to watch a game of football. I don't need you crouching in front of me trying to catch my attention in the hope that I will wave and clap like a ******** seal.

Cop a load of this then mate, from a 36 year old lady's Facebook....

And it's not a one off either

People who form queues yonks before boarding the plane has even started. You have your allocated seat number, why do you want to sit on the plane any longer than need be ?

That is exactly what I mean. Why write or say something that makes you look backwards?

IQ of 36 I presume ?