Its not the apps its the simple webpages. I keep my main apps open and have a little clean up occasionally but the web pages I have 5 open in front on me now I had 496 on the phone.

Bring her back and charge her

With what?

Why waste the money. The expression “rot in hell” spings to mind.

Terrorism or aiding terrorism?

All the time. There really are so many c*nts on the roads now.

Q And what basis do you have for claiming that?

A None whatsoever afaik

I just saw that one of our local new age churches is complaining that the reason there is only 20% participation in churches locally is there is not enough churches....

Ummmm... actually I'm speechless.

Here's what's happening to some of ours.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property...ertyType=flats

'Cafes' that offer breakfast, and microwave the bacon. Wrong 'uns.

Barstards come the revolution they will be the first against the wall :wallbash:

Groups of three or more people who feel that they have to all walk side by side, filling the entire width of the walkway, impeding innocent bystanders' progress in either direction, and then shuffling along at two thirds or less of a normal strolling speed and talking absolute shite which you are forced to endure because you can't get past them.

And breathe....

Andy Zaltzman - boring cricket statto.

^ This. Glad I'm not the only one. Also waddling obese people who's arms seem to wave about at right angles as they move.

Thirded - it's a pavement epidemic.

Better that beautiful buildings be repurposed than lost forever. I'm an atheist, but there is no denying churches have a special atmosphere. Though I couldn't imagine living in one.

Indeed. There is an old church in The Lanes, Brighton which is now a pub.

Not listened to The Bugle podcast then?

Things that annoy you
 

No- worth it?
His pieces I’ve read( on the BBC website, I believe) are so stats heavy, I glaze over.
Cricket lends itself to stats, but I like mixture of information.
Perhaps ‘annoy’ is strong maybe one for the ‘bore’ thread.

Worth listening to one to find out.
He and various guest presenters have dig at the week's news. A bit hit and miss. The tamer sections are too Radio 4 i.e 'everything is sh*te, but using posh words and referring to any politician for a cheap laugh' kind of way.
On the other hand, he has a particular manner of word craft and punnery that makes me giggle.

Downside is that you have to live in Burnley.

It pisses me off how easily people are offended these days.

Matt Le Tissier constantly saying "Sheff U"

Snowflakes! (I am 65 years old and don't have a clue what that means :D)

:hmph:

You could have stopped at MLT

Annoying twathouse he is

People who don't ignore people they have put on ignore.

Me- for getting a basket to do my weeks shopping - shoulda got a trolley.
Katy Brand, Su Pollard & Syd Little on one edition of Pointless Celebrities.

rambo1 not accepting my friend request. Heartbreaking :frown:

I really liked him on the Quickly Kevin podcast (highly recommend), but he’s a shite pundit.

Shite customer service. It’s rife. From wrong colour parts in flat pack furniture (when first lot was delivered wrecked), to letting agents stealing whatever they can out of your deposit, to clothing companies sending you completely the wrong colour stuff.

Good service is hard to find, so when you find it, stick with it.

Someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell, do me a favour F+CK RIGHT OFF AND DIE YOU POSTCODE C+NTS.

people who copy-in every ****** in the company to every bloody email

Had one of these recently that included a distribution list running well in to 4 figures. Consequently several hundred people helpfully replied to all to tell us that they weren't interested in the email. Ah FFS just delete anything obviously not for you.

Oh, come now. The subsequent hilarity of people replying to all, imploring people to stop replying to all using increasing levels of bold, increased font size, underlining & exclamation marks is one of the last great enjoyable features of office life....

When BBS users quote people you have on your ignore list.

yep those people are the real idiots!
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0...lion_messages/

Agree... especially when a senior manager reply's to all telling the people the e-mail really concerns to get a conference room and talk about the issue face to face, which evokes another round of e-mails with people asking if they should be there, and what time the meeting will be etc., etc..

It's little things like this I miss about working!

Cat hairs every feckin’ where!!!:wallbash: I keep saying to my mrs they’ll have to go, but she’d rather get rid of me than the cats:hi:

Minor one but the Shell and Jamie Oliver "deli" advertising what a load of bollox all I could see was the same shit sandwiches in "different' packaging. talk about selling out, plus the adverts by the pump great big picture of him and it looks like he is wearing loads of make-up

Piles!

Pompous posts

Feel your pain brother

Kinky.

My arse feels like it’s been tasered!

Couldn’t think of anything worse than a prostate massage as this given time.

Its ok, I put up with your pro Brighton ramblings..its not other posters fault they quote a Brighton troll.

Made me properly LOL!

Danny Mills commentating on Radio 5
In fact, Danny Mills anywhere, the sound of his voice, the bullsh*t he constantly spouts
Makes me turn off immediately
Proper grinds my gears!

The utter stupidity on display everywhere in Thailand.

Sunday morning footballers - actually any footballers - who wash their boots in the showers.

My Fitbit which after a long day sat at a desk told me to get up and do four steps. Got up did four steps and it congratulated my with on screen fireworks. Sarcastic wrist dwelling tw@t band.

Trolled by your own Fitbit :lux:

Five year plan ..... Bunch of Twats! ..... Everyone must have bullied them at school! (Even the Girls)

http://rs943.pbsrc.com/albums/ad280/...h=480&fit=clip

When I wear a so. called smart watch it keeps making smartarse remrks like " Palace 0 Weed 3" causing me to swear loudly in public.

Obviously I didn’t watch the Brits but the fact that posh unfunny twat Jack Whitehall presented it, annoys me.

The owner of the large calibre dog that doesn’t clean up after it after it does it’s thing on the pavement just down the road from my house. Doesn’t help it’s an unlit path.

The latest trend on LinkedIn seems to be people posting short video clips of them / their colleagues doing a staged 'jig of delight' to camera because they have just been nominated for an award / won salesperson of the week / secured an important new contract. These clips are on a recurring loop (is that a GIF?) so that they look 'funny' as the participants jig around endlessly. People then reply with comments such as 'love this! Congrats to all #win'.

The state of the world today.

I didn’t watch it either but was unfortunate enough to catch a clip of a group called ‘The 1975’ collecting their award and then with great self grandeur, making a statement about sexism and male misogyny.

My whole body contorted in skin crawling horror.

Agree.

Any dog owners that don’t pick up, or do and then hang the bags on tree branches. Put the ******* stuff in the bin you’re giving dog owners a bad rep.

You could have stopped after the first 3 words

I watched it intermittently. All of the award ceremonies are toe curling. The hosts, the nomination readers and the winners all trying to be funny when they speak. Pretty much all of them fail and miserably. Why can't the winners just go upto the stage and thank everyone for their votes and leave without trying to act like a c--t. It baffles me!

Did it then go 5 6 7 8, my boot scooping baby is driving me crazy ?

Getting a new phone and all the periphery BS you have to go through (pairing with car, home wifi, e-mail service, all the passwords involved, etc., etc.).

Chikungunya...an offline mosquito-borne virus coming your way. Nice (not).

I've had the same this week but changing from Windows mobile to Android so everything is being manually swapped over. Going to miss the old phone :sob:

Things that annoy you
 

Couples having boring personal conversations purposefully loud in public.


Nobody ******* cares you boring *****.

I have a problem with people speaking on their phones with their loved-ones at work. Surely it can wait until they get home.

Why do people watch award ceremonies? I have zero interest in them.

Did they not learn from Pardew ?

Should have bought an iPhone.

Must be genetic, I’m exactly the same.

It is... still a lot of passwords to reset.

An old female colleague of mine would always use the staff room to have very loud conversations on her phone. You’d go in there for 20 mins to get some respite and peace from the children, and had that gnawing at your senses instead.

Is the Sky News Brexit countdown clock really necessary, right down to the seconds ticking off?

I'm pinning my hopes on their studio exploding when it hits zero.

People suddenly becoming rugby aficionados when the 6 Nations is on and then not watching another game of rugby for the othe 10 months of the year.

They’ve got an obsession with countdown clocks - they’ve had them before- definitely annoying.

Ditto Wimbledon tennis. Tossers

The seconds are there because they have viewers who really do believe that with exactly 2 seconds left, Tusk is going to run into the studio and declare that we can have whatever we want. In reality, at 2 seconds past, those same people will stop believing in Father Christmas

My mate Steve and I were saying its like the Grand National where everyone but.people who are gamblers, go for a bet....and NYE and Paddies day where all the amateur drinkers appear.

The problem with that is how does Tusk know what "we" want.

That's why Christmas is finished...

people who eat or drink on the train and then choose to leave their crap and rubbish for someone else to clean up.

San Pellegrino Lemon drink. Now ruined by that stupid sugar tax thing. Sweeteners grrrrrrrrr!!!!

A real british problem. You should see the state of trains at the end of the night

Lingard gone now. Rashford struggling.

Yeah, Liverpool winning the title would annoy me as well

Just put it next to your iPad and it’ll do it for you.

Idiots at the gym with terrible form. Most commonly people who swing themselves back and forth like a pendulum when they do barbell curls.

Really? Now you tell me! :eek:

Spent a good few hows yesterday going through every App getting the username/passwords sorted.

And all the amateur Irish.

:D

Hmmm, wrong thread me thinks

Yep.

Composers who assume that everyone has hands that can cover a major tenth on the keyboard without any issues.

Damn you "Big Hands" Beethoven and "Long Fingers" Rachmaninov, grrrr....

Presumably why Little Richard stayed firmly away from the classical genre?

Worriers who pretend they're all chilled. Fvck off you lying anxious wankers.

Rachmaninov is definitely one of the worst. Beethoven more manageable. Mozart is great, his hands were no bigger than mine seemingly. Actually found a ninth in one of his last night though. And I think Mendelssohn either had three hands or could somehow use his

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